
Location:
Buffalo, NY
Genres:
Music Podcasts
Description:
An experiment in devotion.
Twitter:
@DenisKitchen
Language:
English
Contact:
7165146236
Website:
https://www.static-method.com/
Episodes
You Ain’t Even
12/29/2025
You think you're a saint
Cause you're not a sinner
You say you're a hero
Cause you ain't a villain
You think the way to be loved
Is to never be hated
You say they can't kill or destroy
What was never created
You think that you're right
Cause you avoid being wrong
You think you're in tune
Cause you won't sing your song
And you gotta be happy cause
You're never crying
You say you're successful
Could it be you're not trying
But I'm here to tell you that
You ain't even
Whatever the hell ya
No doubt believe in
You can't hide or deny me
Cause I'll get even
You can't be something
If you ain't nothing
You say you're a winner
Tell me who have you lost
You claim to be wealthy
But never cover the cost
You got all of the answers that
You never question
You got an impeccable taste
Could it be indigestion
I'm here to tell you that
You ain't even
Whatever the hell ya
No doubt believe in
You can't hide or deny me
Cause I'll get even
You can't be somethin'
If you ain't nothin'
No, you can't be something without me
Without me
Even as evil
As evil as I am
You, know that you wanna be something
Don’t you wanna be something, something
Give me a reason
To give you a good goddamn
You're shining your virtue
While hiding your vice
Fig leaves after feasting
Tell me who pays the price
Your candle of kindness
Could never burn mean
But it's casting a shadow on me
Unseen
May the Music Never End
12/25/2025
May you feel the joy of Christmas time
May you know the love of friends
May the angels sing your song sublime
May the music never end
May the last be first on Christmas Day
May the lost, at last, be found
May the silent souls with much to say
Freely make their joyous sound
Awake the dying ember
As autumn falls to its surrender
Sing those songs so we remember
the miracle arriving each December
Hail the guiding star that wise men love
Bring your gifts to share
Tremble neath the holy host above
Make the voyage if you dare
Duration:00:02:51
You Ain’t Even (scratch)
8/13/2025
Duration:00:04:32
No Greater Love
4/13/2025
Is it an Easter song? Let’s hope so.
Duration:00:03:01
Jozegaim
12/4/2024
Duration:00:32:59
St. Alfonzo’s Revenge (scratch)
11/25/2024
Duration:00:06:28
Whow
11/20/2024
Some minimoogs, a clav, and a drum machine
EARTH IS FLAT
11/17/2024
Just a couple of 70s mini moogs and some 80s reverb
Duration:00:03:47
The Enemy
10/6/2024
A song inspired by Phil Stutz' Part X and CS Lewis' Screwtape Letters
BMT Boogie
9/4/2024
Duration:00:03:20
Jangle
8/6/2024
This is the first Neon Belly Records song release of my new fantasy band, Pancakes for Ingrates (which will get its own website when the first album is complete). It is also the very first bit of music to come out of the entire Static Method process consisting of 5 rituals. It proves that I can make album ready rock throughout the day, any time of day even while working a demanding 50 hour per week day job as a psychotherapist. Many of us have such songs locked up inside us. The Static Method unchains the melody.
You can trace music on this site throughout the static-method process. For example this song, Jangle, started out as a Groove… during Ritual 1. Then it progressed into becoming a Scratch Song in Ritual 2. It finally progresses to rituals 3, 4, and 5 which transform it into a radio-ready song.
Jangle
She’s got a sound that she makes when she walks through the front porch door
And she laughs in the face of darkness when she parks it on the market floor
I’ve got a feeling that she just might turn
A steeling that you’ve got to earn
Try it so you might discern a signal on the chain
Well it’s hard to explain
Just allow a man to cuss and complain
There’s a crack in my back
And I hope that you can give it some slack
Yeah
He’s got a burden for Churchill a regular OFG
And he won’t abide all the lies and he sure as hell won’t bend the knee
I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna burn
All the cheaters are about to learn
A fetus in the fern confirms the jangle on the chain
Well it’s hard to explain
And if I do I might just cuss and complain
There’s a crack down my back
But you don’t have to give me no slack
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
We got a tangle the signal is a jangle
Help me find my way home
Duration:00:03:44
Jangle - Scratch
3/20/2024
Well it’s hard. To Explain. Won’t you ‘low a man to Cuss ‘n Complain?
Don’t listen to this. Move directly to the finished mix down on Jangle by Neon Belly.
Duration:00:03:02
Ape Fight
2/1/2024
Duration:00:05:57
Strat-o-fied
1/19/2024
Duration:00:06:54
Little Fugue for Sonic Pi
12/26/2023
Duration:00:03:25
Crawlin’ on the Floor
11/25/2023
Duration:00:02:35