Dumb Gay Politics

This week, while Republicans across the country are busy being low-key terrorists, Julie & Brandy zoom-chatted with beloved gay baby & rising social media influencer: Connor Franta! *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! ***...

This week, after lots of drinking & drugs, Julie & Brandy did the podcast LIVE! In Atlanta, Georgia. They were joined by special guest, Dr. Jackie Walters, and it was recorded for Season 9 of Married to Medicine on Bravo. Dr. Jackie Walters is America’s most recognizable Ob-Gyn-to-the-stars, and her presence on Dumb Gay Politics was pinnacles for the girls. Not only did she drop major knowledge on the Women’s Health Initiative and the dearth of quality healthcare in communities of color; she...

This week, while Republicans across the country are busy being low-key terrorists, Julie & Brandy zoom-chatted with one of the most influential & significant, rising stars in mainstream media: Eugene Daniels! *********************************************************************************************************** *** Tickets to our LIVE SHOW in Atlanta on November 20th! *** https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dumb-gay-politics-podcast-live-tickets-193968664497 *** Click the link to listen to a...

This week, Congress finally passed the so-called “Bipartisan” Infrastructure Bill. It’s a historic piece of legislation that will benefit every single person living in America, and despite the fact that 230 Republicans in Congress voted AGAINST it, the Democrats prevailed! It took 3 months of arduous negotiating, and a sh*t-ton of compromise, but in the end 265 Democrats voted to successfully pass the Infrastructure Bill. Proving, once and for all, that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are living...

This week, Julie & Brandy started a 3-week cleanse to prepare for their Live Podcast in Atlanta on November 20th, so this episode has big ‘withdrawal’ energy. The cravings were hard at first, but sniffing the sweet, sweet power of Nance Pelose from Thursday’s press conference, got the girls high on life. After that, their buzz was murdered (along with the planet) by the Oil Industry CEO’s who testified on Thursday about Climate Change misinformation before the House Oversight Committee. 1...

This week, Julie & Brandy take a deep dive into what’s happening in America’s schools. First, they stop by School Board Street to learn about the racist, MAGA parents who are terrorizing school board members over Critical Race Theory; Then, they get a visit from ‘Everyday Los Angeles High School Student’ Drew, who fills them in on what it’s like to go to school in America in 2021. What the girls find out about schools is deeply disturbing, but thanks to kids like Drew, we can all rest...

This week, goals were met and hearts were touched, because an actual real-life member of the United States Congress came on the Podcast. It was (year to date) the biggest clout grab in Dumb Gay Politics history, and also the fastest. The interview with Congressman Eric Swalwell tops out at a whopping 27 minutes long, but the length of time doesn’t matter. What matters is that he’s one of the top 5 best looking people to ever be elected in the history of the House of Representatives....

This week, Julie & Brandy did get drunk, but that’s not why this episode is late. A very prominent Congressman was booked for an interview, only to cancel 2 hours before his scheduled appearance. Grasping at straws, the girls decide to play ‘People’s Couch’ with some clips from Trump’s Maga Rally in Iowa on Saturday. All that, plus a breakdown of the debt ceiling, and an informational rant on teenage menstruation – make this episode a rollercoaster ride to nowhere....

This week, Congressional democrats battled over infrastructure in the exciting Clout Chase Championship Finals. Julie & Brandy followed the matches closely, but (spoiler alert!) neither side won. Luckily, an ex-employee of Facebook came forward to expose the company for being a toxic, brain-washing, life-ruining, death-trap - and the girls felt like they won gold at the validation Olympics....

Another busy week + another hang over = another late episode. Despite their massive headaches (and clear lack of brain cells), Julie & Brandy start off strong by honoring each of the 13 American service members who were killed during the withdrawal from Afghanistan. After that, they disassociate from their feelings by talking sh*t about the executive producer of The View & their twitter-sister, Meghan McCain, for 40 minutes straight. This episode started out a day late and a dollar short,...

This week, Julie & Brandy continue sucking at their job. Sick of Corona Virus, and avoiding abortion altogether, they spend the majority of the episode talking sh*t about Ryan Murphy’s new FX show, Impeachment, with their friend, Kate Casey. Kate was a (real-life!) White House intern at the same time as Monica Lewinsky, so the clout is strong, and the tea is hot. The girls also spend a little time raging against the Republicans c*ckblocking the debt increase, and celebrating a few good men...

The podcast is late again, because Julie and Brandy got drunk all weekend, and then again on Tuesday. Brain dead (and probably still drunk), the girls explain why West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin is currently the biggest piece of sh*t in Congress, and how on September 27th, Nance Pelose may finally get to flush him once and for all. After that, it’s Meghan McCain o’clock, so the girls have some hair-of-the-dog to help them get through their Meghan McCain withdrawals (and their vodka...

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy got drunk on Labor Day. They woke up Tuesday with a massive hangover and a Texas-sized abortion-grudge, so they skipped JoJo & KiKi, and went straight into Hot Psaki for lunch, where they took out all their (displaced) rage on the reporters in the White House Press Briefing. After that, the furious fun continues when Judge Julie orders the forced castration of all the men in the United States Supreme Court, as well as the Governor of Texas! If...

After a glorious week off, Julie & Brandy are back, and they are angrier than ever! In what is sure to be one of their most offensive episodes to date, they spend the entire show talking sh*t about Afghanistan, blaming the Taliban, and defending Joe Biden. All pissed off, with nowhere to blow, the girls bit off more than they could chew, and ended up choking. Here’s hoping one of their 14 listeners knows the Heimlich, or this podcast may not stay alive to see another week....

This is the fifth installment in the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series. Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman is one such guest. He was a decorated Army officer, serving on Trump’s National Security Council, when he overheard the infamous ‘quid-pro-quo’ phone call between Donald Trump and the president of Ukraine. Recognizing corruption and sensing an arcane threat to democracy, Vindman exposed Trump, and lost his career...

This week, the news is boring, and Julie & Brandy are sick of their cleanse, so they decide to skip JoJo & KiKi and instead have a bunch of Hot Psaki for lunch. Drunk on Psaki and filled with rage, the girls lost all ability to filter their inappropriate takes; And while they may have been aiming for ‘funny & controversial,’ this episode landed more in the range of ‘boring and offensive.’ It was a low bar, and they missed it by a long shot. Good thing the Olympics are over....

This week, as Congress pretends to move forward with the bipartisan infrastructure bill, Julie and Brandy talk about how much they hate Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema for ruining everything. *Trigger warning: this episode includes biased anger, negativity, name-calling, and extreme profanity (per usz). Enjoy at your own risk. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast!...

This week, despite months of repeated republican c+ckblocking, Nancy Pelosi's Select Committee finally began hearing testimony from police officers who were at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. The evidence is horrific and undeniable, so (of course) Julie & Brandy are enraged and drinking to deal with their feelings. Thankfully, their friend, Erickatoure Aviance stops by to soothe their anger with her dulcet tones, describing what it’s like for a legendary drag performer living amongst the...

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren’t the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refusing to do anything about it. Whether it's Jeff Bezos in a d*ck shaped rocket, or Mark Zuckerberg...

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios involving him and Jeff Bezos. After that, they get drunk and meet up with legendary defense...