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Gary and Tom are back again with an ideas episode, if nothing else they are getting really good at coming up with titles. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about the problem with marble mastication, the inherent issue with Superman's upbringing, and nail economics accord to Lowe's. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this story episode Gary and Tom discuss "The Shadows Below", a story about one mans personal crusade to return the planet to an easier time in order to regain acceptance in his community. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about Artificial Intelligence and how they will be out of a job soon, the bright side of Mormonism, and the right way to scratch a dog. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

Gary and Tom return with another ideas episode, adding in a few new twists, and trying to remember how to do this podcast thing. Along the way the boys discuss why they decided to come back, the difference between themselves and Kevin Smith, and cannibal talk, like, a lot of cannibal talk. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

Show Note: We have been sitting on this episode for a little while, as you might be able to figure out by our continual references to long past occasion, see if you can notice it. In this ideas episode Gary and Tom bring some little brain babies too the table, and try to decide if it is time to venture forth with another story episode. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about the highs and lows of fathers day, the beauty that is a jumbo margarita, and an all new installment of "And the Oscar Goes to" Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

We're back (Be dom de domde de deddum) We're back in the saddle again That's right everybody, the boys are back from their longer than normal hiatus to bring you those mildly humorous anecdotes and sub par movie ideas that you have all grown to love and cherish like that injured baby sparrow you found on your porch. So sit back crack open your ears and prepare for an Ideas episode. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this ideas episode Gay and Tom throw together a plethora of different thoughts and plans, some may sound cliche, but hey, its hard to come up with ideas. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about Shark Boy and Indiana Jones, the art of an Amish barn raising, and Tom tries out a new game on Gary which went great (meaning Gary does not do well on it). Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this story episode Gary and Tom develop the continuing story of Will Hunting, the mathematician rapscallion from Boston with a beautiful set of scars. You can take the boy out of Southie but you can't take the Southie out of the boy. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about Matt Damon as a person, Gary's frigid phallus, and Tom teaches us all about the place Tesla came from. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In classic sidetracks style the boys bring you their Christmas special during the second week of January. Nothing says "thank god the holidays are over" like a couple of idiots who are still talking about it. Join Gary and Tom as they discuss what Christmas was like growing up and what it is like now as adults, and along the way they discuss some of the major problems in your favorite holiday movies. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this episode Gary and Tom create ideas for sequels to old movies that could have ended better, movies that might have painful plot holes or fell of track. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about Gary's almost career in the marketing field, nipple pasties, and why people have so much affection for dirty dirty kangaroos. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

**** So it seems we uploaded the wrong file, lets try that again**** In the conclusion to the "Quantum Lept" story arc Gary and Tom tie everything up in a nice blue bow and mail it off for Christmas. Sammy Joe has to save her father and time itself before its too late, can she do it, can Gary stop Tom from taking the story to the dark dark place he always wants too, grab Ziggy and your ear pods to find out. Along the way these two wayward boys discuss what a frog would choose to sit on if it had to, why chickens live in a Faraday Cage, and the problem with the Dunkin Donuts pay it back scenario. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In the conclusion to the "Quantum Lept" story arc Gary and Tom tie everything up in a nice blue bow and mail it off for Christmas. Sammy Joe has to save her father and time itself before its too late, can she do it, can Gary stop Tom from taking the story to the dark dark place he always wants too, grab Ziggy and your ear pods to find out. Along the way these two wayward boys discuss what a frog would choose to sit on if it had to, why chickens live in a Faraday Cage, and the problem with...

In this story episode Gary and Tom try to help Sammy Jo and Sam Beckett come to some kind of understanding..... Will it work? Will Sam come home? Along the way the boys get distracted talking about what happens if your surgeon forgets how to surgeon, winning a trophy as an adult, and what would Gary do if he won Tom's soul. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this story episode Gary and Tom try to reboot the classic television show "Quantum Leap". Sam Beckett's daughter travels back to try and bring her father home, but things are never as easy as they seem. Along the way the boys get distracted talking about which song is the best for Karaoke, test driving a Tesla, and how you need to out crazy the crazies if you want them to stay away from you. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

Season 3 has arrived!! Join Gary and Tom as they try to figure out how to change it up a bit this year (the goulash needs to be stirred every now and again) As always though, the boys can not stay on topic as the talk about the problem with the space suit from the Real American Hero, Tom takes Gary on another tour around the world, and sometimes vacations can be more stressful than work. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this story episode, Gary and Tom describe the adventures of Bic, Rom, and Wenda after a mistaken text message starts a chain reaction that might change their lives forever. Along the way the boys get distracted discussing brie cheese and fancy life living, the proper gentleman manner in which to do a nut tap, and the true meaning of a quadrilateral. Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this episode Gary and Tom discuss the ideas that were developed when they visited their sister podcast "We've Got Mail". Along the way the boys get distracted talking about how Gary grievously hurt himself, then how he got involved in a wardrobe malfunction, and then he competes in "Where in the World" (it's colloquially known as a Gary Trifecta) Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this ideas episode Gary and Tom decided to make titles for each other to work with, as you can imagine, it quickly spiraled into who could screw the other better. Along the way the boys get distracted discussing Tom's personal hell, the world most prominent hurdler, and Uber Dads(tm). Enjoy the show Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this story episode Gary and Tom develop the idea for "Pas de Probleme". When a carefree college student is given an ultimatum to get better grades or lose his trust fund what steps will he take to ensure his future. Spoiler alert: it's not studying. Along the way the boys get distracted discussing how to learn calculus in one night, they debate whether or not underwear is a poor person garment, and they reminisce about nerd adventures at Umass Enjoy the show. Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show Patreon: Become a patron

In this ideas episode Gary and Tom develop movie ideas revolving around french words, because, why not. Along the way the boys get distracted as they always do, talking about foreign exchange students, updating the trolley problem, and using ones parents ashes to justify international trips. Enjoy the show! Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show

In this story episode Gary and Tom do some world building. When humanity is running out of resources they develop a plan to capture the sun's energy to give them unlimited power. Using AI and nanobots (yeah) to achieve this goal, what happens when that same AI decides it needs to save humanity from itself? Along the way the boys get distracted trying to brainstorm ways to make this show financially viable, A new way to diagnose that weird thing growing on your nose, and if you need to build a computer, best to leave it to the professionals. Enjoy the show! Twitter: @sidetracks_show Instagram: @sidetracks_show Email: us@sidetracks.show