Drunk Bible Study

We're back to co-opting women's labor pain to explain how difficult it is to be a man, meanwhile Jesus is offering God concierge services. Feeling let down by recent chapters, we explore some of the differences between John and the Synoptic Gospels. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

After a year of reading the Gospels, we're still wondering which disciple was actually Jesus' favorite? The book of John continues to enlighten us with more details, lessons, and commandments. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Despondent, Mary cries to Jesus wishing he had come in time to heal her brother. Grateful for the opportunity to show off, Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead. Meanwhile, we learned Judas might be stealing and how to groan in the spirit. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

John, spinner of yarns, is bringing the hits again this week! Starting off with another spit related story, discussions about sin and ableism, and a certain someone working on the Sabbath again. Discussions about Moses, the Holy Trinity, and The Feast of Dedication lead us to a stunning conclusion - we need sheep carrying lessons. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

​Jesus astonishes the people with his ability to read and uncanny hearing, while also angering them with his teachings and comebacks. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The book of John continues to delight us with new content and bolder, more polarizing Jesus! Porches make their New Testament debut, mats are carried on the wrong day, and some of the disciples run away. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Join us as we explore the events of Easter weekend, teach Emily to count fence posts, and enjoy sassy Jesus' nonsensical answers. There's pondering to be done about who wrote John and when, who baptized who, and if Eugene's metaphors add to the story. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The Book of John (not that John) jumps right into the action with new origin stories, Jesus' first public miracle, and the redemption of garbage grapes. Culty communes are formed, and a big budget revival begins. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The end of Luke has finally arrived, so it's to find out what we remember about neighbors, loaves of bread, and parables. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Despite a slightly different order of events, Jesus meets his end without much on-page suffering at the end of Luke. Leading us to wonder, do Christians glorify his suffering? The potential for a spin-off shows itself, and the hints of what's to come has us excited about Acts, which is coming soon(ish)! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Our hearts and minds are enraptured by the twists and embellishments upon old stories in today's reading. Jesus goes camping, swords are procured, and it turns out the Holy Grail might have actually been a bong! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Tyndale and Eugene bring the pizazz today, with a twist on an old parable and unexpected financial advice. Jesus meets Zacchaeus and might levitate on a colt? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

A skill-less manager goes from being unable to dig to being an oil and wheat tycoon. Meanwhile, Jesus confuses the disciples and us. Is it time for him to take a break? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Tune in for some Jerusalem news, random side notes, and confusing messages from Jesus. The Chiropractor Savior chooses not to head a warning about Herod before sharing about the prodigal son. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

This week's chapters are full of riddles on riddles, lessons, and unfamiliar content. Tyndale's use of middle English sends us to the search engines, while Jesus fan fiction and the best way to negotiate for canaries is discussed. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The disciples receive a fraction of Jesus' power, learn to navigate the world without their wallets, and witness the wonder of food multiplication. Jesus comes up with some genius marketing and puzzles the crowds with a son & father riddle. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Lord of the Sabbath, enraging healer, and bad capitalist, is on his way to being our favorite Jesus yet. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The lessons we've heard before hit a bit differently this week as Jesus takes his holiness to the next level. Broken nets and almost sunk boats lead to one of the largest catches of the disciples' lives. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Get your drinks ready, we're going back to the beginning with a drinking game worthy lineage and the earliest mention of Pontius Pilate. After narrowly evading being thrown off a cliff, Jesus decides to keep his divinity quiet. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

After a seemingly unending run-on sentence, the opening chapters of Luke provide insight into the conceptions of John the Baptist and Jesus. We get a glimpse of Jesus as a child, and find ourselves wondering, what is a manger? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.