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Bone and Beam United

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Two guys who love soccer, beer, and other things (but mostly soccer and beer) discuss everything in the world of soccer. From the biggest games in Champions League to absurdity of the transfer market and the inner workings of U.S. Soccer, if it involves the Beautiful Game, chances are Bone and Beam will talk about it.

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United States

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Two guys who love soccer, beer, and other things (but mostly soccer and beer) discuss everything in the world of soccer. From the biggest games in Champions League to absurdity of the transfer market and the inner workings of U.S. Soccer, if it involves the Beautiful Game, chances are Bone and Beam will talk about it.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Episode 281 - Schedule Switch Stupidity

5/1/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! This week, Bone & Beam discuss the Crew's win over San Jose, why it would be such a bad idea for MLS to switch to a fall-to-spring schedule, Liverpool winning the Premier League and more!

Duration:00:38:01

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Episode 280 - Smile Because It Happened

4/24/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! Bone & Beam discuss the Crew's first loss of this season against Inter Miami, the game being played up in Cleveland, and the outlook for the rest of the season. Plus, the guys make a big announcement for the future of this podcast.

Duration:00:32:26

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Episode 279 - A Solid Start

4/11/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! Bone & Beam are back after a few weeks off, discussing the Crew's start to the 2025 season, the Daniel Gazdag acquisition, Southend United, Champions League and more!

Duration:00:21:54

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Episode 278 - Good News, Bad News

3/5/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week’s episode, Bone & Beam chat about the Crew’s 1-0 win over New England plus their 3-0 loss to LAFC, Messi’s absence against Houston, and more!

Duration:00:53:10

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Episode 277 - And We're Off

2/26/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's episode, Bone & Beam discuss the Crew's season-opening win over Chicago, other opening-weekend MLS results, a referee controversy involving Lionel Messi, Mo Salah's brilliance, sports jerseys and more!

Duration:00:56:30

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Episode 276 - Happy Crewsmas Eve Eve Eve

2/19/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show, Bone & Beam discuss life's meaning (sorta), Patrick Shulte's extension with Columbus, Saturday night's home-opener against Chicago & the early outlook for the Crew this season, the USL's goal to rival MLS and more!

Duration:00:48:12

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Episode 275 - Black & Gold Blues

2/13/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On the show this week, Bone & Beam discuss their continued sad feelings of Cucho being gone, Columbus sending Christian Ramirez to LA Galaxy, the U.S. Under-17 22-0 win over Virgin Islands, Real Madrid-Man City drama and more!

Duration:00:49:56

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Episode 274 - Goodbye, Cucho

2/5/2025
It's a Sad Soccer Podcast Day this week, as Bone & Beam react to Cucho Hernandez's transfer to Real Betis, the heartbreak of the move, what's next for the Crew and more.

Duration:00:52:44

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Episode 273 - Champions League Confusion

1/30/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show, Bone & Beam discuss Champions League cluster & the bracket confusion, what does emo mean, the Crew's new leaked jerseys, the latest with Cucho wanting a new contract from the Crew, Federico Higuain joining the club as the Crew 2 head coach, and more!

Duration:00:41:07

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Episode 272 - A Cocky Move

1/15/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On the show this week, Bone & Beam discuss the band Oasis, having a midlife crisis, Lazio firing their falconer for posting photos of his you-know-what, the Premier League punishing no one, FIFA's $700 punishment, and MLS changing some of the league's financial rules. Enjoy!

Duration:00:50:57

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Episode 271

1/10/2025
Happy Soccer Podcast Day!

Duration:00:32:38

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Episode 270 - Happy Holidays!

12/27/2024
Here's the latest episode of Bone & Beam United! Happy Holidays everyone!

Duration:01:04:50

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Episode 269 - Reloading The Crew

12/14/2024
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! Bone & Beam are back after a week off, and they chat about the roots of their fandom, the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup, potential MLS rule changes, offseason needs for the Crew, Champions League, and more!

Duration:01:00:14

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Episode 268 - Bone&Beamsgiving

11/28/2024
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show, Bone and Beam get into a bit of everything, as they chat about the joys (and stress) of Thanksgiving, MLS awards, Alyssa Naeher's retirement, Premier League gatherings- including Man City's struggles, trips to Turkey for hair transplants and more! Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate and Happy Holidays!

Duration:00:44:45

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Episode 267 - Misery Loves Company

11/13/2024
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! A sick Bone and tired Beam dive into the MLS playoffs, as Miami and FC Cincinnati get bounced in the first round. Along with that, the guys discuss the impact of Messi's success in MLS. They begin segment two with the suspension of Premier League referee David Coote. Finally, they hit on Kylian Mbappe's struggles with Real Madrid.

Duration:00:50:36

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Episode 266 - Well, That Sucked

11/6/2024
Happy (sad) Soccer Podcast Day. On the show this week, Bone & Beam give their full breakdown of the Crew's first round loss to the NY Red Bulls, as their title-defending season comes to an end. Plus, the guys discuss what's next for the club as they head into the offseason.

Duration:00:41:58

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Episode 265 - Lackluster Game One

10/30/2024
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show Bone & Beam dive right into the Crew's lackluster performance in the 1-0 loss to the NY Red Bulls. After that, they hit on the possibility of MLS considering changing the schedule to a fall-spring calendar. They open segment two with Erik ten Hag being out at Man United, and the reports of the club's interest in Ruben Amorim taking over. Along with that, the guys try to find Beam a new team due to his apathy towards Man U.

Duration:00:43:50

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Episode 264 - Ljungbyheds Up!

10/24/2024
This week on the podcast, Bone and Beam are back to discuss the MLS Cup Playoffs (firmly stuck behind a paywall on the Major League Soccer Soccer website, which continues to just be the best!), along with the Champions League, another thing that makes no sense. And finally, they break down fourth division Swedish women's soccer. If you are an English-speaker, it may occur to you that this next part of the podcast description is in Swedish: Hej! Om du letar efter vårt samtal om svensk damfotboll, scrolla gärna till poddens 24:42-märke. Vi beklagar att meddela att det är på engelska och att vi är väldigt dumma. Men vi stödjer fotboll över hela världen! Back to English. Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:34:59

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Episode 263 - Say It Ain't So, Cucho

10/21/2024
*EDITORS NOTE* Unfortunately, due to a technical error, this podcast posted later than anticipated (i.e. after the MLS Decision Day occurred. We apologize in advance for some of the parts that are out of date). This week on the podcast, Bone and Beam discussed, among other things, the Crew's playoff opportunities, playing NYRB multiple times, and Cucho Hernandez possibly being on the move this offseason. What price would it take for you to bid Cucho a fond farewell? And, the USMNT got a couple of games under their belt with Mauricio Pochettino at the helm. The result was a mixed bag, to say the least. Thanks for listening!

Duration:01:05:12

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Episode 262 - Furnace Fest Recap (Plus, Some Soccer)

10/10/2024
Happy Soccer Podcast Day! Bone recaps his trip to Furnace Fest, then the guys dive into the soccer starting with a recap of the Crew's loss to Miami & the way Inter Miami's roster has been built. They follow that by taking a look at the current MLS standings as the regular season inches to a close. Segment two begins with a little more Furnace Fest discussion, then the guys talk about Mauricio Pochettino being fond of Aidan Morris. Next, they discuss Jurgen Klopp becoming the head of global soccer of Red Bull.

Duration:00:50:14