CzabeCast

Czabe hosts a post-NFL-draft POWER LUNCH at the Palm with former Redskin and Viking CB FRED SMOOT with Czabe's golf buddy HATCH the Cincinnati Bearcat. Amongst the other lively debates, the fellas are betting a steak dinner on whether J.J. McCarthy will be a baller, or a bust. Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN who had himself a big ol' week in the Twin Cities! Not only did the Vikings grab who they *think* will be a great new franchise QB, but the Timberwolves recorded the 1st 4-0 sweep in the city's long sports history. Also "Undefeated Sausage", Tom Brady roast, and tornado porn. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Has LeBron James already decided he's out as a Laker after their playoff run has ended? Will it be a "draft my kid, and get me too!" type of deal? With Mr. "Taking My Talents To South Beach," I wouldn't put anything past him. MR X joins me to give his take on the Galaxy Brain Falcons, plus a Belichick story about signing Randy Moss that will keep you riveted. Fake AI is amazing but scary. And, oh yeah, they want loosely informed gambling hosts working for the big bookmakers. Duh. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to recap the annual spectacle that is the NFL Draft. Can you defend the Falcons over-drafting of Michael Penix Jr? Sean Payton's best PR man is Adam Schefter. David Tepper takes billionaire asshole to new level. Commanders get their guy, but is he "RG4?" Bills still haven't learned not to horse swap with the Chiefs. Goodell trying to get the season to 18 games. Belichick and Saban are great on TV. Mel Kiper HOF? Kazoo helmets. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time to "get your story straight" on the NFL Draft. If only teams could know for sure, which QB's are gonna suck, and which ones will be good. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and we talk about Mel Kiper, Todd McShay, bust rates, Gregg Doyel, the Swifties, white cornerbacks, and the long-awaited reuniting of Reggie Bush and his Heisman Trophy. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe hooks up with his boy PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss... 1 His Brother's New Video Game 2 AI Coding 3 Trade Down, It's Science 4 Mic Drop Babies 5 Anthony Edwards Plays With Joy 6 Mock Draft Fevah 7 Be "Aggressive" 8 Good Samaritan Crash Dummy 9 Helmet Frenzy 10 Non-Competes Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe talks about the Rockies hitting coach Hensley Meulens "driving" the team plane and getting in hot water with the FAA. Mr. Charter Flight himself STEVE BUCKHANTZ joins the pod to talk about the stuff that used to go on when he flew charter with the Bullets/Wizards. Also the NBA has turned down the free throws and fouls, will it lead to a better product. The wrangling over TikTok has begun, and if you want to kill yourself at 33, The Netherlands will help you out. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You will encounter gross incompetence in life, young Jedi. It will stun you. It will infuriate. But, you must try to navigate around it. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the NFL Draft, pay tribute to Howie Schwab, and explain why Jayden Daniels' agent was chirping after a "speed dating" visit to the Commanders. Is the NFL getting any better at doing this? The draft used to be in... (checks Wikipedia) November? Rally 'round Caitlyn gets absurd. The NBA has made its gambling bed, and now they must lie in it. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So that didn't take long. We have our first NBA player suspended "for life" for betting against his own team, and also faking bogus injuries to affect his prop bet totals. Reality is, nobody will care. Rory turns down $850M. Maybe. Caitlyn Clark pay cut? MR X joins me to talk gambling and why bookies "breaking kneecaps" is more Hollywood that reality. Also how he plays season totals in baseball, his record on them, and why sometimes the lines wiggle and jump before pushing off from shore. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe and PAUL CHARCHIAN talk about how knowing what QBs to draft remains such an incredible crapshoot. Czabe gets on record as to which ones will be any good, and the one or two inevitable rubber chickens in the bag. Betting on the draft is becoming big, and Charch has some sweet long shots. Also, he's driving all the way to North Dakota to see Brian Regan in person. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The WNBA had a monster turnout for Caitlyn Clark's induction to the W. But how about the head-turning from these ladies all glammed up on the "Orange" carpet? Donald Rumself once ripped the IRS. Masters podcast feedback. Nitpicking Vern and Nantz's final calls. BRYANT HATCHER joins the fray to talk QBs in the NFL draft, Boban's Free Chicken, John Wayne Bobbitt can't catch a break, and whether he will play all the holes at my golf tournament this year. Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pre-tournament favorite Scottie Scheffler wins the Masters, with a hammer-close on the back nine on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN joins me, and wait til you hear his "casual golf fan" description of why Scottie doesn't do much for him. Also, what's it like to shovel coal into the sports radio steam engine in NYC? Caitlyn Clark slays it on SNL, and more! Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe tries a new combination of some of the most loved - and hated - guests in his rotation. CAROL MALONEY and NOTORIOUS J-A-Y. Carol talks about her trip to the Women's Final Four, and her deep Iowa basketball roots. Why the UConn jealousy? Calipari. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eat the whole menu for $66. Carnivore Diet vs. Vegan. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The eclipse was cool - I guess - for 4 minutes. But man, some people's reactions and takes on the eclipse were just bonkers stupid. I welcome back PAUL CHARCHIAN and explain why I needed a "load management" day. Also, UConn finishes what it's started. Coach Cal gets out of dodge, while strollering his doggo. The country runs on chicken and Wal-Mart. Cicada talk. Charch might drive to North Dakota for a comedy show. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Normally, an undefeated juggernaut that had overcome losing 5 starters from a team that went to the Final Four and lost (to Iowa, no less!) coming back to avenge said loss and then cutting down the nets... would have been "chef's kiss" perfection. Instead, it denied the sports world the ultimate Caitlyn-gasm ending. ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss. Will Clark be a "wave" or a "tide" that lifts all women's basketball boats? In the men's bracket, UConn beats a fierce Alabama squad as "Mt. Edey" awaits. Dome games suck for hoops. "Who's got the duct tape? I'm out..." plus media musings as Norby gets whacked, and our boy Andrew Siciliano meets "The Turk" at NFL Network. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A shock trade on a Wednesday afternoon in the NFL, as the Bills were desperate to get out of the Stefon Diggs deal for just a 2nd rounder and a giant "dead cap sandwich" to eat. On paper, the Texans look awesome and guest PAUL CHARCHIAN already has a 22-1 SB ticket on Houston for next year. We also talk about Angel Reese wanting it both ways, and the boys nerd out about the latest Leonid and Friends cover of EWF's "Boogie Wonderland." MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcome back AL GALDI to the pod, to discuss WWE's white-hot run lately both in financials and storylines now that Vince McMahon is buried in legal woes. Also, LSU-Iowa smashes more TV records for the women's game, "it's the ball!" says #InflateGate conspiracy theorists, does DJ Burns have an NFL future?, Big Al is still crushing "dingers", cruise ships do not f around, or you will find out, how's your brackets, and the Florida tide is finally starting to go out again. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe watched his ONE women's game per year last night. And he has questions about the greatest long range bomber the women's game has ever seen. Also, why you can't just say "I don't care about" whatever Caleb Williams is "about" off the field. Finding out just WHO the guy you are making the centerpiece of your NFL franchise requires reading all of the smoke signals. Czabe gets crushed by listeners over mistakes. Special new offer for subscribers only! MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Is it the "greatest run" in NCAA Tournament history? Depends on how you classify "run"? Do you have to win it all? Or just make the Final Four? Does relative conference strength matter? Or just the improbability of it all? Any way you slice it, NC State is one of the best sports stories in years. Zach Edey and Purdue punches through. Bama loves threes, I mean LOVES them. Kim Mulkey "hit piece" by the Post didn't land many (any) blows. Caitlyn vs. Bayou Barbie has center stage on Monday night. Home Depot bitching: slacker help, and merchandise "hide and seek." Oh, and "hey, does that 3-point line look, uh 'off' to you Bill?" MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Spoiler alert: he's an idiot and Jay has no sympathy! Our Sponsors: * Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE * Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE * Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy