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10/17/19 - International Break woes x FKW "just once we'd love to have an episode where we don't have to talk about nazis in football"

The Wankers already don't enjoy an International Break (9:20) but the presence of n*zis made it all the worse. There is plenty more footy gossip (1:41) to report on, including Ronaldo's 700th goal, Mourinho to Tottenham rumors and Zlatan selling the most MLS jerseys this season. Dive into Three G Berhalter's most recent failure with the USMNT (15:30) as well as NYCFC moving to a different baseball stadium. The most updates come from the best segment, Female Intended Play (21:00), as the UEFA...


10/10/19 - Footballer Wife Wars x FKW "This was WAG on WAG crime"

Seeing as Steven and Andrea are known for their penchant for gossip, they'd be remiss if they didn't open the episode with the WAG Wars. Amateur spy, Coleen Rooney and heavily pregnant Rebekah Vardy having it out on social media rocked the football world yesterday (1:40) and it was everything the FKWs could have dreamt of and more. Of course, they had a duty to cover all manners of football news, so tune in to lament Tottenham and Manchester United's absolute disarray (10:40), celebrate...


10/03/19 - Champions League x "Gnabry's not wrong, North London is Red"

Buckle up, the Full Kit Wankers spit white hot takes on the second round of the Champions League (10:15) group stage matches of the week, or really they bemoan Tottenham's embarrassment, give props to Lewandowski, and get excited for Barcelona's resurgence. Maradona is on HBO (1:30), Verthongen did not sleep with Mrs. Eriksen, Everton hates racism and Gio Dos Santos is missing a piece of his leg, did we leave anything out? Check if Steven got the EPL predictions right (19:55), and jot down...


09/26/19 - Global Goals World Cup x Chelsea FC "I told the Chelsea reps to start Pulisic and yo, I think it worked"

The Full Kit Wankers are coming at you live from The Global Goals World Cup! The real Global Goals however were the friends they made along the way. Steven and Andrea recount their experience at the event, running into several friends of the pod, including Colombian international Melissa Ortiz, the San Diego Soccer Women and Josh Guerra, and making new friends with Chelsea FC reps Shawn Briscoe and Ryan Elton, who work to promote youth development around the world. The Wankers catch up on...


09/19/19 - MLS Female x Michelle Huitink "Zlatan eats criticism for breakfast"

This week Andrea meets a kindred LA Galaxy spirit in MLS Female reporter and stoppage time contributor Michelle Huitink in a special interview (31:05) where they discuss Zlatan's critic eating habits, Ephraim Alvarez' national team choice, and give LAFC hot takes. The Wankers cover all of your typical gossip (1:35), like the new Peaky Blinders sambas, Seattle's latest MLS protest, and Serie A's serious racism problem. They also have your piping hot takes on the first round of Champions...


09/12/19 - "Pro/rel for USA people are the flat earthers of soccer twitter. We're on your side guys but you're one step from wearing tin foil hats"

Getting in the swing of things with the new Thursday prime time slot, the Wankers are giving you a little international break recap as well as a preview into this weekend's fixtures. England can't stop scoring and also letting goals in, Croatia can't beat Azerbaijan, the USMNT is clownery at the highest level, these are boiling hot takes people. Listen in for a little female intended play news, and predictions for the return of Premier League soccer (thank god). And as always, you've got...


09/05/19 - Season 2 premiere "We're BACK, back in the New York groove"

Andrea won't stop singing about it and Steven's already rolling his eyes, the Full Kit Wankers are BACK for season 2 on their new Thursday slot, and it's going to be better than ever. The FKWs slid into several DMs over the summer hiatus and are cooking up quite the special sophomore season. Listen in for some transfer rumors and other chisme (4:26), early Premier League nonsense (15:05), the absolute state of MLS and US Soccer (25:01) and a pod favorite, Female Intended Play (38:20). And as...


07/10/19 - WWC Final x Danny Gilberg "Back to back World War and World Cup Champions"

We've got four stars on our shirt. The USWNT have done it again, and the Wankers have recruited Danny Gilberg, superfan of the women's game, and attendee of the semi finals and final in Lyon to talk more about the Lady Champions. As usual, tea is spilled, Griezmann won't go to practice, Nike won't stop making beautiful ads for female empowerment, and Andrea can't stop crying. The FKWs discuss the culmination of a wonderful Women's World Cup, as well as subsequent Ashlyn Harris Instagram...


WWC x Gold Cup x Copa America finals preview "Alex Morgan knows the Orlando SWAT Team"

This wacky summer tournament schedule is about to come to a close, which means the Wankers wanted to give a preview episode ramping up for Sunday, July 7th. Listen in for all that spilled tea (2:55) between Phil Neville, Alex Morgan, and all the things he found disgraceful, enjoy some semi final recaps for the Women's World Cup (12:20), the Gold Cup (19:40), and Copa America (24:20) before Andrea and Steven give their finals day predictions. And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.


WWC 2019 x "I was a naysayer to Naeher, a 'Naehersayer' if you will, but she showed up big"

Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's knockout round, including the much anticipated USWNT vs. France quarterfinal that had everyone collectively holding their breath. Out of obligation, Steven and Andrea cover the Gold Cup (22:25), in...


06/23/19- "The WWC FIFA fan zone was downright Lilliputian, that’s right your girl went to college and now she does nothing for a living."

The Wankers are BACK. Apologies to our FKWs, all it took was the solstice to bring Steven and Andrea back together and spitting takes. Upon recent return from France, where Andrea enjoyed the Women's World Cup group stage, the Wankers discuss transfer rumor tea (2:20), the three major international tournaments keeping them indoors watching footy all summer: the Women's World Cup (14:14), the Gold Cup (28:58) and the Copa America (34:40) and VAR, the cruel mistress of the cup. And as always,...


05/07/19 - "If Dembélé had just made that sitter last week, this wouldn't have happened" with audio engineer Niall Rouse

After 31 episodes, Steve and Andrea finally decided to let audio engineer Niall Rouse speak on mic and it wasn't a terrible decision. After an odd week off, hear the Wankers go off on Martial and worry about Pogba's conservatorship. Champions League has been the gift that keeps on giving, and Liverpool have the FKWs LIT. Origi's a hero, Alexander-Arnold is a cheeky bugger, and Messi is still the Goat. Premier League is still tight as hell, Vincent Kompany knows when to shoot his shot, and...


04/24/19 - "We're in the Endgame now, but like about the EPL"

This week's theme is thirty, flirty and thriving (partly in honor of the 15 year anniversary of the seminal classic: 13 going on 30) but mostly in honor of our 30th episode! Andrea is still riding that Tottenham Champions League semifinalist high, while Steven was merely entertained. In honor of Easter, He is Risen, and by He, we mean the Holy Ghost: Janssen. The Wankers do some good old full kit snitching, including calling out Copa90 on some less than stellar behavior, before they move...


04/17/19 - "I would love to hit Kieran Trippier but we'll get to that" with special guest Marwan Shousher

Back to regularly scheduled programming, and that really just means Andrea gushing over Spurs defeating Man City while Steven pretends he doesn't care. This week, the wankers invite Marwan Shousher, professional footy photographer, to join them at the mic and talk mad chisme. The trio discuss Champions League, the title race (which Andrea insists is air tight, much to Steven's dismay), and a teeny tiny recap of MLS and the start of the NWSL season. Learn more about what it's like to do match...


4/10/19 - FC St. Pauli special x East River Pirates "you're a cute blue chicken sounds better in german!"

The Wankers have been all over the place lately, but one place in particular, is East River Bar watching the 2nd division Bundesliga team, FC St. Pauli with the East River Pirates. At the helm of the official supporters' group, Shawn and Sören (Andrea never got that name right), who graciously came to share a little bit of what their club means to them. Anti-fascist, very german and a little punk rock, FC St. Pauli supporters were born in direct opposition to growing nazi sentiment in Europe...


3/26/19 - NWSL Yael Averbuch special "you're like an influencer with a fellowship, nope I mean following"

To say they feel blessed is an understatement, the Wankers are elated to welcome extremely special baller guest, Yael Averbuch, on the show this week. Listen in, as they deep dive into her experiences from youth development and US national team call ups, to dealing with ulcerative colitis flare ups and taking a break from playing with her NWSL team, The Reign FC. Will the USWNT win the World Cup? What exactly is #equalpay4equalplay? Yael answers these burning questions, but don't worry, the...


3/20/19 - "Vote on Steven's man bun, the minisode"

Guys, Steven got a man bun. It's tiny but it's there. Please stop telling the FKWs they didn't have an episode last week, they KNOW. It was a busy week for Steve and Dre but they're back with this minisode to catch you up on all of their fresh hot takes! Take a very shallow dive into the transfer rumors of the day, celebrate Colombians with a James Rodriguez hattrick, and mourn the torn ACL of our baby empanada, Juanfer Quintero, alabanza. Spurs have a new stadium, in which they can be...


3/5/19 - "Not a Game of Thrones podcast, but yeah you know, we watch it"

Steven and Andrea are back on schedule fam! Tune in as they discuss Mario Balotelli's goal celebration, Gareth Bale's tantrum, and Turkish players literally cutting each other with razor blades. Hackney Wick are doing the Lord's work in the actual coolest kits, while Huffington Post is calling out nazis within the NYCFC supporters' culture. The FKWs cover Champions League, the heat on the Premier League title race, the MLS return and the #SheBelieves Cup, and tease an exciting upcoming...


3/2/19 - NY Red Bull Alex Muyl Special "was it a well shaven apple?"

MLS is back baby, and as a gift to all you FKWs out there, these wankers are dropping a super special episode with current New York Red Bull midfielder, Alex Muyl. Listen in for a behind the scenes look at what it's like to be a homegrown player, who on the squad is most likely to slide into your dms, and perhaps hear an especially dirty joke towards the end of the interview. Get hype for MLS, and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.


02/28/19 - "I wanted to go over to Kyle Martino and run my hands through that hair but my friend said no"

The FKWs call this the "tired edition". After several long weeks of fixtures and travel, Broadway called and derailed the pod plans, so having to improvise, these wankers got together a day late and made it work. Lots to snitch about this week, but mostly Kepa taking over as manager for Chelsea, the reason Vardy always wears a cast, and a Brendan Rogers move back to the premiership. The episode includes a lazy roundup of all the footy missed, Champions League, Europa League, title race and...