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Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

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Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

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MP#112 - Only 49 More Years!

9/6/2025
Sorry we're late, I had dick surgery GAMERS, @Dielan@shitposter.world lives! So much has happened since our last episode I don't think we could possibly cover it all, so we'll just talk about whatever we want. Things cited: DEGA store to be a decentralized replacement for itchio? Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:36:11

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MP#111 - Each Asscheek Was Bigger Than My Head

7/26/2025
I've known this man for 15 years and we just met in person for the first time GAMERS, the Canada trip was a huge success! Tennocon was dope and we have quite the story to tell about it. Also what the heck is happing with Visa and Mastercard??? Things cited: ACLU petition to do something about Visa and MastercardMadamSavvy's expose video on Collective ShoutRule34 dot xxx webmaster's musings on the prohibitive cost of outsourced verification services Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:02:23:30

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MP#110 - Where the fuck is double dash????

7/12/2025
Unedited, unhinged, hitting it raw GAMERS, we accidentally our mumble server so we recorded this one on Jitsi. Since that only gives us a single track of audio we are giving you the raw, unedited audio. No chapters, no mercy. Just like you were in the room with us or something. Topics include: Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:30:39

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MP#109 - Trying To Be Normal About It

6/28/2025
I don't think it's a grift, that dude is just an asshole GAMERS, join us for a shorter episode for a change. Sometimes the universe is kind and people you called out months ago actually face the consequences of their actions for a change. The taste is delicious. Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:11:11

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MP#108 - The Ass Clapping Will Make Sense In A Minute

6/14/2025
Dielan try not to get tipsy talking about anime tiddies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE GAMERS, we're back in the virtual studio for another sophisticated and gentlemanly discussion on the most important topic in the media landscape: huge anime tiddies on the best and baddest Bodytype Bs you've ever seen. I think the VA strike ended too or something. Stuff cited: SB steam chartsCommentary by Megan ShipmanMujin video that shows the leaked discord messages from the SAG discord Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:02:06:14

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MP#107 - Perfect Immortal Machine

5/18/2025
What did you think we meant when we called him a People Programmer? GAMERS, Join us for a vicless episode where we talk about AI for a change and how it has been impacting our lives. I promise it's video games related. Stuff cited: Look at the bags under the Marathon guy's eyesEvidence that Marathon stole art Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:50:32

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MP#106 - Put The Fries In The Bag

5/4/2025
I'll take my vindication in a bag to go please Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it! Stuff cited: Expedition 33 reviews Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:38:51

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MP#105 - While You Were Lagging I Studied The Card

4/19/2025
Do you think those Marathon robots might be fully functional and anatomically correct? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just a couple of really long ones. Crack open a beer and chill with us. We're gonna talk about the Galaxy showcase, Marathon, Skyblivion & the leaked Oblivion remake, and a whole bunch more. In the opening of the episode we get Vic's reaction to a really specific trailer, if you want to follow along, this is the link to that video Other stuff cited: Switch 2 isn't changing price after all?Adi Shankar is an Asmon fan Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:01:57:15

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MP#104 - I'm Professor Dielan, and this is How To Be A Hater 101

4/6/2025
It's time to buy a Steam Deck The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All of that and more! Sources cited: Nintendo Online subscribers get to upgrade the zelda games for free for some reason?KirbyMetroidTOTKPokeshitEOWthere's literally 252 games on sale at VGP right nowSAG agreement you can read for yourselfSAG literally says on their website to go audition for non-union roles and then strongarm them into going union if they wanna keep you Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:02:39:57

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MP#103 - Final Earnings Call

3/23/2025
Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit) A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk about those this time while @Dielan@shitposter.world has time to get through the new Xenoblade. Some links to stuff we talked about: EA Open Source & GPL'd C&CLying VAs called out by SCPC gamer said something reasonable for once re: asscreed Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!

Duración:02:00:56

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MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)

3/13/2025
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that. Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being serious. Charts: Monster Hunter Wilds chartCapcom IR sales numbers for 2024Avowed steam chartCP2077 Chart Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:01:26:39

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MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B

2/23/2025
This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Avowed steam chartTF2 SDK news Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:02:01:00

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MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer

2/9/2025
It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Nightmare Kart dev crashes outDr Disrespect gives post-mortem on Midnight SocietyLords of the Fallen announcement post Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:01:49:24

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MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars

1/26/2025
Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been. A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Literally WHO studio grandstanding over lewd PC modsAggro Crab leaves X - cringe or no?Selacodev immediately bullied after their trailer was shown at TRGAs for free w/o permission Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:01:15:06

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MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs

1/15/2025
People of the internet, lend me your ears! Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own! We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If you have a suggestion go let us know on our forum We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Odysee sync is brokenFediverse GOTY PollDauntlessFailguard Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:02:29:47

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MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls

10/26/2024
This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year! GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, and some guy named Drew. Don't 5get to sign up on our forum https://melonmancy.cafe to chat with us while we're out. This forum is an investment in the future, we aren't using it much yet, but we WILL see you when you post and it's a great way to keep in touch without having to resort to D*scord. Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:02:09:19

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MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus

10/12/2024
Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is) GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about two hours of your time. Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:02:03:00

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MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2

9/15/2024
They unironically called it PSSR omfg GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more! Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:01:33:13

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MP#94 -白左

8/31/2024
We did this episode stone cold sober GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one but that's because we are covering some of the details surrounding Concord, Dustborn, Star Wars Outlaws, Soulash 2, and Black Myth Wukong all in one episode. There was a lot to say about it! Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! During the episode we talked about a few things you should probably pull up and read along, they are below: EmuDeck MachineGreat point about Concord's art styleArchivePalworld CM makes a great point about gamers in AsiaArchiveSavvy's longpost about the Dustborn shitty storyArchiveThis article will kill your braincells open at own risk Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:02:35:03

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MP#93 - Bad Faith Argument

8/17/2024
We promised to deliver hopium and the 2nd half of this episode is all hopium We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a change. Besides, most of the bad news in gaming spreads like wildfire are you really hearing about those stories from us first? Let me tell you instead about how cool Evercade is. That and more in MP#93! Listen to the new episode here!Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUMGet the RSS and Subscribenewpodcastapps.comthe forumPodverseSend your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! (Tho if you work for evercade plz email me ;)))) ) Our podcast is created entirely with free software and is proudly hosted on RSSBlue!

Duración:01:47:01