Don't Be Sour

The boys are back and wasting no time — this episode kicks off mid-conversation about Tropic Thunder and somehow spirals into a full debate on Druski doing white face, blackface in comedy, and whether any of it would fly today. From there they get into the Bubba Wallace noose situation, Jussie Smollett's wild story, and what went down when Black Twitter decided Houston was the spring break destination of the year. Russell gives a firsthand account of watching his city get absolutely taken over, and it's exactly as chaotic as you'd expect. Things shift gears into some lighter territory — Maxx drops that he ran a 6:09 mile out of nowhere, the crew debates who's met the most famous celebrity, and Joe tells the story of moving into his new house with an unfortunate bumper sticker still on his truck. There's also a whole breakdown of the Linus Tech Tips private jet controversy, fake wealthy influencers, Justin Bieber's bizarre Coachella performance, and a heated argument about whether Brad Pitt or Arnold Schwarzenegger is more recognizable globally. The back half gets surprisingly real when Shawley reveals he's having a boy, which opens up a genuine conversation about absent fathers, generational curses, and what each of them wants to do differently for their own kids. It's one of those episodes where you think it's just gonna be jokes and somehow you end up genuinely feeling something. Oh, and Shawley closes it out by describing in graphic detail where exactly he's chafing from his 10-mile treadmill runs. Classic.

Five guys, zero filters. This week the whole crew is back for a packed episode that somehow goes from debating Maxx's new haircut to deep geopolitical breakdowns. Along the way we get into whether Hollywood action movies have a woke agenda, David's mysterious Spain villa situation, and a very passionate argument about whether you should be using paper plates as a grown adult. Things get real when we talk microplastics, a mile race challenge between Max and David, Joe's baby due date getting moved up out of nowhere, and the crew hyping up an upcoming gender reveal. We also dig into some movie and show recommendations — Invincible, The Housemaid, and a creepy Netflix limited series that's got Maxx hooked — plus a wild hypothetical about who in the group you'd take a jail sentence for. We close it out with a long one on everything happening with Trump and Iran — the peace deal, the oil prices, the Strait of Hormuz, US funding of Israel, midterms, impeachment odds, and whether there's a power above the president pulling strings. Oh, and Melania said something about Epstein and the Luigi Mangione case might not be what it seemed. Just another normal Episode.

The boys are back for another unfiltered episode, and this one starts with a bang — Shawley drops the big news that his wife is pregnant, and the crew can barely contain their excitement. Between Christian nearly spoiling it multiple times over the past few weeks and Shawley's story of buying twelve pregnancy tests in one day just to be sure, the whole announcement is equal parts hilarious and genuinely heartfelt. The guys weigh in on gender predictions, debate baby names, and reflect on what fatherhood has meant to each of them. From there, the conversation flows into the usual chaotic mix of life updates — Christian's new house is getting a controversial brick slurry makeover (the comment section is NOT happy), and the crew recaps an intense backyard basketball game that had everyone gassed out and talking trash. Maxx somehow drains back-to-back threes to save the series, Joe admits he couldn't make a single layup, and the whole thing devolves into a debate about running pace, body image, and whether Maxx could go sub-six on a mile. The back half of the episode gets into some heavier territory — Tiger Woods' DUI footage, an influencer getting caught photoshopping her face onto another creator's body, Joe's deep dive into car depreciation and supercar history, and a candid conversation about Trump's Iran address, the ongoing conflict, and what it actually means for everyday people. The guys wrap it up with thoughts on the middle class, the Artemis moon launch, Joe's new allergy shot regimen, and Easter weekend plans. Another long one, another good one.

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of the Don't Be Sour podcast! We kick things off with the burning question: why do only 3,600 of you thumbs up our videos when 44,000 are watching? Come on, people! From there, we spiral into the important debates of our time—like why tank tops are called what they're called (thanks, 1900s mugshots), whether clickbait titles are the boy who cried wolf, and a very passionate argument about crawfish being seafood. Spoiler: Shawley was wrong. The guys dive deep into the new Harry Potter series casting choices, with Joe having STRONG opinions about Snape that will make total sense once you hear his very specific reasoning. Christian confesses to his love of solo movie theater trips (falling asleep 30% of the time), while Joe reveals the struggles of sleeping next to a pregnant wife who's started snoring. Plus: Easter basket gift advice that might save your relationship, running tips from people who definitely aren't professional runners, and the revelation that elite marathoners are apparently just pooping everywhere. Things get real as the crew discusses Joe's baby countdown (77 days!), Charlie's seven-month milestones, Christian's new house obsession, and why they're all about to destroy each other in pickup basketball despite Max wearing tennis shoes with custom insoles. We also touch on the current state of YouTube, caffeinated beverage consumption that would terrify the FDA, childhood stories involving smoking newspaper filled with hay, and whether war in Iran is going to tank the economy. Wrap it all up with pedicure reviews, fishing trip planning, and podcast studio renovation dreams. Just another day at the Don't Be Sour podcast!

We're celebrating 150 episodes with this one! Things kick off with us clearing the air about some rodeo facts we got hilariously wrong last episode—turns out PETA reached out and the internet had opinions. We dive deep into cow terminology (heifer drama included), debate whether crawfish are actually roaches, and somehow end up discussing everything from baby showers to whether Maxx should commit to wearing cowboy hats full-time. The middle of the episode gets chaotic in the best way. We're talking Mormon Wives (yes, we know way too much about that show), clickbait thumbnails, Steve Cook randomly visiting town, and Christian finally moving into his new house. There's also a solid stretch about wildlife encounters—deer in the backyard, snake removal via chainsaw, and why you shouldn't feed wild animals even though it's tempting. We wrap things up getting into the heavy stuff: the Trump-Iran situation, what's really happening with the regime, and why the job market is absolutely cooked right now thanks to AI. Joe breaks down the coding apocalypse, we discuss homelessness and economic issues, and debate whether AI could actually make a better podcast than us (spoiler: probably). Just another 2 hours of us talking about literally everything.

The crew's back after a two-week break with stories from the Houston rodeo, golf trips, and life updates. Maxx breaks down his failed attempt to score Metallica tickets at the Sphere (400,000 people in queue), while Joe recounts the Chris Stapleton concert experience and shares the touching backstory about why Stapleton always performs with his wife. The conversation bounces from rodeo fashion and controversies to Christian's upcoming move into his new house, complete with tales of gas leaks, property taxes, and the chaos of packing up. Things take a turn when the guys dive into deeper territory—discussing Houston's spring break madness, the rodeo brawl that shut everything down, and the broader cultural questions about public behavior and safety. Joe breaks down the Iran situation (with the guys admitting they're probably out of their depth), they debate property taxes and government spending, and Maxx reveals he finally finished his first book in 15 years. Between talk of paid household help, deep sea fishing plans, and Shawley's upcoming run club event, it's a classic rambling session that covers everything from Mormon Housewives to shark cage diving.

Christian's out nursing a hangover from his 11th birthday celebration (yeah, we're confused too), so Rob Lipsett jumps in to fill the Irish-shaped void. We kick things off talking about club life in your thirties when you're married with kids, which somehow spirals into debates about wine selection strategies, Love robots, and whether hooking up with AI counts as cheating. Just another casual Saturday morning conversation, right? The crew dives deep into some heavy topics this episode, breaking down the recent Iran strikes, Israel's wild military technology, and what's really going on in the Middle East. We get into conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk's assassination, debate whether Trump is just an Israeli puppet at this point, and discuss how the whole geopolitical situation is basically reality TV on steroids. Rob shares his perspective as someone watching American politics from overseas, and it's honestly refreshing to hear an outside take on all the chaos. We wrap things up with concert stories (Rob's first show was Metallica at age 10), Maxx defending his Taylor Swift Eras Tour experience, and plans for the Sphere. There's also an unresolved bet situation involving an obstacle course that Shawley conveniently backed out of, talk about hiring personal assistants, and whether smart toilets are worth the investment. Classic Don't Be Sour energy from start to finish.

The boys are back in the studio (minus David, RIP to his empty chair), and they're diving straight into the chaos. Christian's hyping up the first-ever Alpha League Games with ninja warrior courses, mechanical bulls, and G-wagon pulls—oh, and Max just bet $1,000 he can beat Shawley on the obstacle course despite never seeing it. They're also debating participation trophies, planning livestreams, and figuring out if 30% attendance from 2,000 RSVPs is optimistic or pessimistic. Spoiler: there's definitely going to be some line-cutting drama. From there, things get wonderfully random. The crew tackles the hard-hitting questions: Are they too old to wrap their cars? Can any of them actually sing, or would it be "the most cringe disgusting" thing ever? Why is Christian's basketball a women's regulation size? They reminisce about high school band (Joe was in theater, Shawley played violin, Max rocked trumpet), discuss whether AI is going to steal everyone's jobs in five years, and somehow land on the fact that Larry Wheels spent five figures a day on cam girls. It's the kind of conversational ping-pong that makes you feel like you're just hanging out with friends. But the real star of the episode? Max's $4,000 smart toilet. He walks everyone through the full experience—nightlight activation, auto-opening seat, refreshing mist, heated seat, customizable bidet settings, warm air dryer, and auto-flush. Shawley's horrified he doesn't shower after every bathroom trip, Joe's concerned about putting a fancy toilet in the guest bathroom, and Christian's just trying to figure out if this is actually worth it. Between chess strategies, sleep tracking debates, and whether Siri is completely useless, this episode is pure unfiltered friendship energy with zero filter and maximum entertainment.

The boys are back, this time recording from the mountains of Breckenridge, Colorado after three straight days of shredding powder (well, what little powder there was in the worst snow season in apparently 33,000 years). Between gasping for air at elevation and debating mittens vs gloves, we somehow end up discussing Valentine's Day etiquette, the proper punishment for making gay jokes at Colorado grocery stores, and why Shawley needs to step up his Instagram game. Also, Joe admits he's never heard a Bad Bunny song and we all share our most embarrassing simp moments from high school. You're welcome. Things take a turn when we dive into Ring cameras tracking your dog (and maybe you), whether the death penalty is ever justified, and why prison sentences make absolutely zero sense. We get heated about nonviolent offenders getting decades while actual murderers walk in 11 years, debate whether all drugs should be legalized, and somehow land on the topic of what happens when you take 40 Robitussin pills (don't try this at home, seriously Joe??) Then we go DEEP down the Epstein rabbit hole and honestly might not come back up. From the DOJ refusing to meet with victims, to Trump's suspicious cheerleading of the cover-up, to whether our entire government would collapse if the unredacted files dropped—we're asking all the questions nobody in power wants us asking. Throw in some 9/11 theories, textbook propaganda, and Charlie's newfound obsession with McGraw Hill ownership, and you've got yourself one spicy episode. Do your own research, folks. See you next week (maybe).

The boys are back with another chaotic episode that kicks off with golf trash talk (Maxx and David destroyed Joe's team, naturally) before spiraling into the eternal question: can you hit a million YouTube subscribers by just... vlogging? Spoiler alert: probably not, unless you're willing to pivot to political commentary or fake a monster in your kid's closet. They dissect the brutal reality of content creation in 2025—where 50% of your own subscribers don't even watch your videos, vlogs are dying faster than their golf skills, and the podcast might actually be cannibalizing their individual channels. Maxx drops the existential bomb that he's been hanging with this crew longer than any friend group in his life, which is either heartwarming or deeply concerning depending on how you feel about hot tub confessions. Things take a hard left into politics when they tackle the racist White House social media incident (was it an accident or nah?), the Epstein files that keep getting darker (Bill Gates, STDs, and Bitcoin conspiracies, oh my!), and whether Trump is just using memes to distract from actual crimes. Joe becomes the reluctant fact-checker while everyone else processes the absolute insanity of our current timeline. They also somehow land on Candace Owens, the Erica Kirk drama, and why Utah produces both the cleanest cities and the wildest crime documentaries. The consensus? The ruling class does whatever they want, and we're all just here eating popcorn. But wait—there's more! In a twist nobody saw coming, the conversation derails into whether dinosaurs even existed (David and Shawley are skeptics, Joe is losing his mind), if humans would survive another Ice Age with electricity (probably?), and why you can't legally explore Antarctica (what are they hiding down there?!). They debate Mormon magic underwear, whether polar bears have ever eaten penguins (they live on opposite poles, duh), and if you jumped through a hole in the Earth, you'd pop out feet-first going 20,000 mph. Christian admits he ran into a tree while snowboarding at 48 mph trying to beat his top speed, and somehow the rainbow is now a controversial symbol. This podcast is 10% life updates, 40% conspiracy theories, and 50% pure unhinged chaos. Don't be sour.

Welcome to another chaotic episode of Don't Be Sour, where we somehow go from debating massage etiquette to dissecting international politics to arguing about whether snowboarding is cooler than skiing (spoiler: it obviously is). This week, David sold his entire house—furniture, gym equipment, and all—in like 48 hours to some cash-wielding strangers who apparently loved his interior design choices. Meanwhile, Shawley got catfished by a squat rack that looks like it was assembled by someone who'd never seen a gym before. Oh, and Maxx discovered books exist. Wild times. We dive deep into the hard-hitting questions nobody asked for: Is it weird to ask your masseuse to go softer THREE times? Why do rich people shave their arms? Can dogs eventually learn English if we just keep talking at them? And most importantly—what's the protocol when your massage therapist offers "extras"? (Asking for a friend. That friend is Joe.) Plus, we get surprisingly serious about current events, ICE operations, and why everyone on the internet is mad at Joe again. Don't worry, he doubles down. Stick around for heated debates about $89 basketballs, the correct air pressure for athletic performance and planning a snowboarding trip where Joe will definitely panic on the private jet, Maxx will force everyone to film his jumps seventeen times, and Shawley will discover that step-on bindings are life-changing. It's friendship, it's chaos, it's probably too long—but hey, that's the Don't Be Sour guarantee. See you next week (maybe).

We're back and Maxx is having a full meltdown over YouTube comments calling him "unrelatable" for... checks notes ...buying an Escalade he explicitly said he wasn't buying. Meanwhile, Joe casually admits he'd consider going gay after 20 years in prison (yes, really), and Shawley confesses to being a saint who cleans up other people's pee at the gym. This episode escalates quickly from counting to 100 in one breath to some WILD bathroom etiquette confessions that'll make you question everything. The boys dive deep into AI videos fooling their parents, polar bears that have never met penguins (geography lesson of the century), and whether you should negotiate literally everything in life. Christian's still waiting on his house after a year and a half, Joe's new Porsche is broken and stuck in Germany for two months, and Charlie's sperm count went from 440K to 134 MILLION. We're talking life updates, IVF journeys, and why stepping in gas station pee is apparently a divisive topic. Things get spicy when they tackle the ICE situation in Minnesota, immigration reform, and why politicians calling federal agents "not real law enforcement" is causing chaos. Between debates about whether you'd use a decorative family heirloom towel to wipe (Charlie would), discussions about cursing around kids, and Joe's very specific elevator anxiety, this might be the most unhinged episode yet. Buckle up.

Welcome back to the pod! In this episode, we kick things off swapping New Year's stories, talking about wild neighborhood parties, and the chaos of fireworks season. There's plenty of friendly roasting, a few questionable parenting confessions, and some classic "back in my day" tales that'll have you laughing (or cringing). We get into some real talk about HOA drama, barking dogs, and the art of being a good neighbor. Then it's off the rails with stories about mudding, off-roading, and the time someone's Jeep didn't quite survive the adventure. Plus, we dive into some unexpected territory with daycare scams, government fraud, and a heated debate about who's really running the show in Minnesota and Venezuela. To wrap it up, we get into food cravings, soul food recommendations, and a little bit of everything else—guns, sagging pants, and why Cracker Barrel is apparently the most controversial restaurant in America. If you're here for laughs, hot takes, and a little chaos, you're in the right place. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

As we close out 2025, the final episode of the year on 'Don't Be Sour' is unlike any other. Join us for a lively, five-way conversation featuring Maxx Chewning, Christian Guzman, Russel Orhii, Joe Knows, and Shawley Coker. The episode kicks off with discussions about the oddities of not using headphones and the dynamics of podcast conversations. We dive into everything from Maxx's funny text messages to racy humor and deep riffs about global warming, the existence of dinosaurs, and AI's role in our future. Wrestling with big ideas and personal opinions, the group also reminisces about unforgettable moments, from Christian's business milestones to heartfelt talks on the essence of achieving balance in life. Whether it's touching on the powerful history of athletic prowess or exploring the mysteries of the universe, this episode brings raw, relatable dialogue right to the forefront. A must-watch as we engage in candid moments of self-reflection, laughter, and even some playful banter.

In this episode, the boys reunite for a lively and wide-ranging conversation that covers everything from personal milestones to pop culture debates. The show kicks off with updates on life changes, including a new baby announcement, wedding plans, and the challenges of balancing work, family, and remote life. The group dives into relatable stories about holiday shopping, hair loss journeys, and the joys and struggles of pet ownership. As the discussion unfolds, the hosts share candid thoughts on fitness trends, the realities of testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), and the ongoing debate around "natty" claims in the fitness industry. They also swap stories about sports skills, friendly competitions, and the importance of staying active as life gets busier. Real estate adventures, home renovations, and the quirks of neighborhood living add another layer of humor and insight. The episode wraps up with spirited takes on recent movies, the evolution of special effects, and a playful dive into conspiracy theories and philosophical questions. With plenty of laughs, honest reflections, and a few unexpected tangents, this episode offers a genuine look at friendship, growth, and the everyday moments that make life interesting.

This episode opens with pure chaos: a toilet-water cold open, Maxx accidentally handing out sink water, and Russell getting surprised with a massive 60-pack of wooden hangers. The group slides right into their usual rhythm — roasting each other, questioning life choices, and joking about personal style shifts like cowboy hats and Spotify Wrapped embarrassment. From there, they jump into AI music, Drake theories, and the surprising quality of AI-generated songs, even attempting to generate a country track about the podcast on the spot. The middle of the episode takes a sharp turn into heavier territory: Diddy allegations, Tupac and Biggie conspiracy questions, and a surprisingly detailed breakdown of crime, bullet tracing, shoot/don't-shoot scenarios, and the Oscar Pistorius case. That flows into a long, surprisingly thoughtful conversation about money. OBJ's comments about a $100M contract "not being enough" spark discussions on taxes, lifestyle inflation, athlete culture, and the pressures young stars face. Maxx shares a wild story about someone blowing through $20M and ending up with only $25K, leading into a bigger conversation about race, culture, and why certain communities feel more pressure to flaunt or financially support extended family. The episode wraps with lighter sports energy: Maxx's first "real" NBA game experience, the Rockets beating the Suns, Kevin Durant hitting free-Chick-fil-A threes, and thoughts on why NBA arenas feel different now. They finish with Harlem Globetrotter myths, half-court shooters, and the realities of elite athleticism — including Joe's legendary story of getting dunked on by Justise Winslow and taking a freshman's nuts straight to the face. A classic Don't Be Sour episode: unfiltered, chaotic, and weirdly insightful.

Ever wondered how a receding hairline could be the gateway to newfound confidence? We kick off with tales of going bald and how it doesn't spell the end of the world but rather a bold, new beginning. We banter over skincare secrets, the excitement around the new 50 Cent documentary, and some political quips. The conversation then meanders into the realm of Thanksgiving, where we debate the potential impact of a $98 million windfall and explore unconventional money-making avenues like OnlyFans. With Thanksgiving on the horizon, we share personal stories about how cultural backgrounds shape our holiday meals, mixing Nigerian, Salvadorian, and Italian flavors with the traditional American feast. Our chat takes a quirky turn as we unpack the fashion paradox of quarter zips versus the notorious black Air force sneakers. We laugh about strength goals in deadlifting and dispel some myths about steroid use. An exploration of content creation follows, where we ponder the balance between day jobs and creative pursuits, and how vlogs create a unique connection with an audience. From digital IDs to AI's potential to replace realtors, we touch on the promise and peril of tech's rapid advance. Analyzing wealth and public perception of it, we take a light-hearted jab at the portrayal of real estate on reality TV and how appearances might sway success. As we round out the episode, you'll hear our thoughts on horror films from "Human Centipede" to "Bone Tomahawk," contemplating why society is so fascinated with gruesome narratives. We muse over actors like Nicolas Cage and Tyler Perry's unique filmmaking style, indulging in comedy specials that tickle our funny bones. Finally, the merits of YouTube Premium, especially for offline viewing, underscore how digital platforms continue to shape everyday conveniences. We weave personal anecdotes with global issues, creating a tapestry of humor and reflection that leaves you eager for more.

Ever tried to pull off a three-mile run just before Thanksgiving dinner? We kicked things off with some pre-holiday hilarity, sharing our tales of squeezing in fitness amidst turkey trots and travel plans, and even joked about racing in Heelys and taxis. We also tackled the chaos of holiday traditions, from gift-giving to tree decorating, while humorously reflecting on the struggles of keeping our fitness routines intact during the festive season. Then, we took a detour into the future of AI and technology, chatting about our experiences with tools like ChatGPT. These AI marvels are not only transforming our daily tasks but are also stirring up memories of the early internet days. Our discussion wandered through the dominance of tech giants, the impact of AI on creative fields like music and video, and the potential for AI to redefine CGI techniques. If you've ever wondered how automation might shake up employment or how AI might influence politics, this segment is your ticket to an enlightening conversation. As our discussion continued, we navigated through the economic implications of AI, the future of US politics, and even personal experiences that range from dental aesthetics to the quirks of personal hygiene in relationships. We shared humorous anecdotes about everything from property taxes and Black Friday sales to OnlyFans regrets and podcast success. Whether it's a young Democratic leader's plans for NYC or the complexities of bathroom etiquette, every topic is tackled with candor and a touch of wit, making this episode a dynamic and engaging listen.

Who knew a two-week break could stir up such a whirlwind of speculation? We kick off this episode with a candid confession from Joe, owning up to some spicy comments that got our listeners buzzing. As we share our contrasting travel tales during the government shutdown—one smooth sailing, the other a chaotic circus—our banter sets the stage for an episode packed with laughs and unexpected twists. From the thrills of stock trading woes to sideline adventures in sports, we bring you a rollercoaster of stories and quirky anecdotes. Ever found yourself stuck in a foot doctor's office, marveling at a wall of celebrity signatures? Or perhaps you've debated the ethics of snagging backstage passes Disney-style? Hang tight as we recount a family escapade through Disney's magical realm, from the high-flying Avatar ride to food feasting at Epcot. With Black Friday looming, we switch gears to share our top-secret strategies for nabbing those jaw-dropping deals on everything from Hyperflex shorts to apex joggers. Our playful banter turns strategic as we weigh in on real estate adventures, building timelines, and the unpredictable journey of renovations. For those pondering the ultimate vehicular choice—Tesla or Ford Raptor—we've got you covered with a lively debate full of humor and practical insights. And just when you think we've wrapped it up, we take a detour into the realm of air travel phobias, puppy dilemmas, and the fine art of using a public restroom without a hitch. Whether it's the anxiety of an MRI scan or the curious case of feeding a picky pup, our stories are sure to entertain and resonate. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a slice of our world where laughter meets everyday conundrums! CODE SOUR for 10% off - https://www.alphaleteathletics.com & https://www.inakapower.com

The nostalgia is real as we recount our youth spent recording songs on cassette tapes and crafting creative voicemail greetings. Facing the ever-present chaos of podcast recording with tech hiccups and AC background noise, we brainstorm creative fixes and reminisce about simpler technological times. From reminiscing about ringback tones to contemplating the complexities of modern stock trading versus sports betting, the episode offers a light-hearted yet reflective take on how technology and personal journeys intertwine. Joe shares his unlikely career path from selling cars to developing software, now managing his family's custom cabinet business, shedding light on the humorous complexities and technical challenges he faces. Things get futuristic as we explore the intriguing world of robot-operated household chores and the ethical implications of remote-controlled helpers. We weigh the convenience against privacy concerns and humorously debate potential mishaps, all while comparing subscription-based models for car features to the growing financial burden of streaming services. Our personal stories don't stop there — we dive into dating etiquette, recalling awkward first dates and the evolving norms of who picks up the tab during social gatherings, with anecdotes that promise a laugh or two. Our political discussions touch on future candidates, current economic policies, and the impact of government shutdowns, providing a thoughtful backdrop to more personal stories about memorable family dinners and the competitive spirit of picking up the tab. We ponder the evolving political landscape with a hint of humor, speculating on the potential of high-profile personalities entering the political arena. Wrapping up, we share insights on sleep routines, tracking devices, and whether knowing your sleep score truly enhances rest, sprinkled with wit and the occasional clever joke. Join us for a session filled with laughter, reflection, and a touch of nostalgia, as we navigate past memories and current musings.