The Antimatter Hour

We're all familiar with restaurants, they're where you go to spend a bundle on food you can't be bothered to make at home, but what is it that truly identifies a restaurant? There are fine dining restaurants and fast food restaurants, themed restaurants and generic restaurants, franchise restaurants and little mom-and-pop style restaurants. The list goes on and on, in fact, here are some more. You've got cafes, pizzerias, food trucks, diners, coffee shops, cafeterias, pubs, automats,...

Where was the sport of bowling invented? Most people think it was aliens who unleashed this distraction upon the world in preparation for an invasion. However, has anybody investigated the possibility that it was actually developed in the city of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA? Some might think that a town with the nickname "Malibu of the Midwest" would be better known for its surfing culture or is that just a front for something more sinister? In this episode we tactfully dodge that question and...

We all know the story of Chicken Little who ran around screaming that the sky was falling. Apparently the moral of that story is to have courage even in the face of cataclysmic disaster. Well I say that's a load of nonsense! If you think the sky is falling then what better time is there to experience sheer and utter terror? I mean, it's the sky after all. It's kind of a big deal. I guess what I'm really trying to say is that it's raining in our neck of the woods and maybe that too is reason...

Ah yes, the sweet combination of chocolate and blood. You know it well don't you? Sure you do! That deep, dark color. The heady notes reminiscent of rich mahogany. The weighty feel of a quality drink in your hands. What's that? It's not blood? It's not even chocolate? Really? You're telling me that this is an imperial barrel-aged beer and not a drink made from the blood of my enemies? Next you'll be telling me you're not real and I'm imagining this whole conversation. Ha ha ha ha! Oh how we...

Let me just interrupt you at the last minute before you almost kill the big bad guy of the story. What's that? The big bad guy wants to say something to me that makes me want to kill them? Good thing you, in-turn, stopped me at the last minute from killing the big bad guy. Now the big bad guy is being held unsupervised in an improvised prison somewhere. I certainly hope the big bad guy doesn't escape during the middle of some unforeseen conflict. What's that? They did escape? What a...

Look, we've all had these type of fantasies. Some sort of heroic figure encounters another figure with an equally magnetic presence. The next thing you know all you can think about is these two intriguing characters interacting. What if they interacted in a way unscripted in whatever genre they're presented in? What if they wanted to interact in ways certain directors and/or actors don't seem to want them to interact in? What if only you know what's best for these characters and anything...

Are you getting on in years? Starting to feel pains in areas regularly? Feel like ranting about them for an hour or so? Well, not us! We're a trio of young and vibrant guys so you can be assured that when we express our opinions on things they're worth listening to. No rants here, that's for sure! Nothing but insightful commentary on the most current of current events going on here! As long as "current events" includes almost exclusively the latest in fantasy-oriented television viewing then...

Has there ever been anything more divisive in human history than a fantastical work of fiction? Could there be any greater threat to the sanctity of human life than the portrayal of a fantasy world were elves lives thousands of years and little folk mind their own business, and dwarves dig in the ground all the time? Oh the horror! Whatever shall we do to save ourselves from this madness? Well talking about it over some beers was the first thing that came to us and so that's what we did....

Woah! What happened just now? Was that a two-year gap in the space-time continuum? Naw, couldn't be. It must have been something you did. Maybe there were other matters that consumed all of your time? Maybe you forgot that podcasts were a thing? Whatever the case, all is forgiven. Now where were we? Something about beer and movies and tv shows? That sounds about right? Here we go!

Blockchain! Cryptocurrency! Non-fungible tokens! The economy has never been more complicated thanks to all of these fancy new words. These days you can purchase a moment of an athlete's career like a kind of ethereal trading card. Listen to us dodge the philosophical considerations of owning a piece of someone's life and instead laugh at the word "fungible" several times.

There's snow on the ground and you know what that means? It means we're going to complain about it, that's what it means. Why can't snow stay in the mountains and on Christmas day where it belongs?

It's the football! With the running and the throwing and the plays and the scores and whatnot. And don't forget the commercials! What's that? You already have? Don't worry we'll recap a few of them for you because that's the sort of thing we do.

Few history books are willing to tell the tale of the Bubble Gum Wars, but they say that those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. As much as we'd like to forget those horrific times come with us as we reminisce about bubbles and some other stuff too.

The year 2020 is almost over! While none of us are sorry to see this year end there are still some highlights that we'd like to talk about. Join us as we end this year and prepare ourselves for the next one which has to be an improvement right? Right?

ATTENTION: This podcast is meant to be listened to while watching the 1990 movie Die Hard 2. We all know what the best holiday movie of all time is, but did you know that its sequel is pretty good too? Yes its time again to watch John McClane save the day in a violent and kind of festive way.

We've all been watching a lot of tv over the past few months. I mean A LOT of tv. What's the quintessential tv experience during these times? Can you even cope with things without watching the right shows?

ATTENTION: This podcast is meant to be listened to while watching the 2020 movie Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. Who's in the mood for a politically-charged, "real world", mockumentary comedy? Silly question, I mean who isn't?

ATTENTION: This podcast is meant to be listened to while watching the 2020 movie Hubie Halloween. There's a new Halloween movie to watch and Adam Sandler made it. Will it become a Halloween classic or a horrific dud? Watch it along with us and find out!

DC vs Marvel? Too many HBO services? Mystery beer? It's time for another crazy bunch of adventures with the Antimatter crew!

Woah! It sure has been a while since we recorded a podcast episode. I sure hope we don't encounter any technical difficulties due to each of us recording remotely in our own homes with our own hardware. What could possibly go wrong?