The SCP Foundation Database

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-162 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-162 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrMorris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3671 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3671 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

1. Through the Bright Works Project, SCP wiki staff are removing the vast majority of works created by AdminBright (aka Dr. Bright, aka TheDuckman). SCP-029, -050, -161, -528, -573, -693, -721, -834, -894, -1337, -1590, -1777, -2976, -100-J, and -5555-J have already been deleted from the wiki. Those numbers will eventually be made available to be recycled by other authors writing replacement works. Since the next Main Series episode on the docket, SCP-161, was among those removed, we will skip it for now. To learn more about the full plan with Bright's work on the wiki and the reasoning behind it: https://05command.wikidot.com/semi-public:bright-works-remove-and-counter To learn more about why this is happening in the first place, I'd recommend this video by SCP author and former wiki staff member Dr. Cimmerian (CW: Discussion about irl sexual harassment involving minors): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4m5fL1k73E 2. We're also available on YouTube Music! Have been for awhile now. Like and subscribe and all that guff: https://www.youtube.com/@scpdatapodcast/podcasts 3. I'm planning on permanently leaving Facebook soon. Since our Facebook page gets the least amount of interaction of any of our socials (like, basically none), I'll likely just delete it as well. You can still find us on Twitter, Tumblr, Patreon, and our website (links below). We may add other socials in the future. 4. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aduches1, Albin Johansson, Amanda Payton, Amber Garbinsky, Anouk, ArchangelSoftworks, Arina Daaé, Ashley Galvan, Birdie, Blade, Blocks Madden, Caleb Sharpless, Cetanu_86, Charles Pratta, Christopher Davis, Clint Peacock, Cliopanda, Cmdr. Rogue, ColorSpirit, crunchykirby, CursedShifter, Cynistr, Danielle Winter, Darin Elquist, dark mason, Dorian, Dory, Dr. Stroke'N'Toke, Dragon 5257, Dylan Thibodeau, Elle Holyszko, ent, Erik, Essayjinx, Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon, GormanDC, Heleophrynes, Higureryu, Jadie Anderson, James Good, Jeffrey Bell, Johnny Joestar, Joseph Worth, Juan Diego Alarcon Forero, Kaleb Boone, Kali, Kat the Artist, KILLERpink111, KittyKatGamer, Krzyiuu, Ksk_Saito, Kyle Salmons, LadyMacGyveress, Marie King, Matthew0275, Michael Cooler, Mike White, Montana Lisette, Peka, Quits, Researcher Teague, Round Shades, Shane Alder, Snipercat, The Napalm Man, The Plagued leviathan, Vincent Janelle, Wolf Patterson, and YoinksAndAway. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-09 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Follow us on Tumblr: https://phinnsyreads.tumblr.com/ Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by Veiedhimaedhr: www.scp-wiki.net/surgical-identity-perpetuation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Capt. Ardal Rogers was Bruce Rasnick. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Darryl Lloyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits The sound credits for this episode will be available shortly. ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/surgical-identity-perpetuation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-160 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-160 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY regedit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-159 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-159 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/omega-k License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator/Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Darryl Loyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice Thomas Fletcher was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Notifier was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of Emma Preston was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the TV Voiceover was Lisa Hogan. The voice of Capt. Ardal Rogers was Bruce Rasnick. The voice of the Interrogee/D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. ---- Sound Credits The sound credits for this episode will be available shortly. ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/omega-k Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-158 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-aa www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-ag License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Heinrich Driesch was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Professor K.P. Crow was provided by Jerry Maynard. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-158 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Montana Lisette. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by stormbreath: www.scp-wiki.net/ambrose-transylvania License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of Waldon Studio was provided by Ilham Kedider. The voice of the Announcer was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of Sebastian LaCroix was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Chaz Ambrose was providedd by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits The sound credits will be available shortly. ---- Music Credits "After Darkness (Cinematic | Horror Music)" by NicoMaximilian / Composer/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #353741973) "Bach Harpsichord Concerto" performed by NC MUSIC/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #538660711) "CLASS" by Million Miles/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452585440) "Fantasy nº2 for Harpsichord, Flute & Strings" by Inner Music/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #462873913) "Inbox Full" by Floting/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #459507889) "Pipe Organ Horror Music - C22-24893" by Keyframe Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #1509938744) "SEALED" by Fable Tracks/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452596159) "SMOOTH LOUNGE SAMBA (MI BARCO)" by Resolute Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #638560206) "WOUND" by Axl Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452598913) The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ambrose-transylvania Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/log-of-extranormal-events-vol-1-2 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-157 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-157 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oresthin: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-156 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-156 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3984 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the narrator and the Database were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Emily Young was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits The sound credits for this episode are still being compiled and will be available shortly. ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3984 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-155 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-155 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-154 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-154 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by Captain Kirby: www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-clutches-of-life License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Capt. Eric Michaels was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Pvt. Turner was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Niklo Gerdinel was provided by Jerry Maynard. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode will be available shortly. ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-worm Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Depictions of dysphoria, transphobia, and abuse. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cubeseer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-8801 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ComputerGlitchStatic SFXB.3611.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "PE Static BW.40045.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-8801 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-153 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovalanskaya was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-153 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MalcolmMacLean: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-152 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jansen was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-152 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Thornsmith: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-151 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-151 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com