The Wizard Scroll

The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7! Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss. Written by Chris Bauso Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso Produced by Chris Bauso Cast (in order of appearance): Chris Bauso as Himself Chris Bauso as Djyn Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado Chris Bauso as DOC Chris Bauso as Little Shit Chris Bauso as Fly Man Chris Bauso as Dr Graves Chris Bauso as Billy Craters Chris Bauso as Jon Taffer Chris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYER Songs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS FFF2: Stone Cold Classics is now available exclusively on the NIGHTS feed! Jon Anderson & WarewolfBarmitzvah join me in the booth for the inaugural episode of Frantic Fanfic with Friends! Where we write fan-fictions at a frantic pace. Check out Frantic Fanfic! Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way... Cast (in order of appearance) Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠ the boy - ⁠Himself⁠ Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠ Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠ Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso Jack Link - Chris Bauso Billy Mays - Himself Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠ Gnomes - Chris Bauso Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy Robert - Chris Bauso Tin Man - Himself Bongzilla - Tyler Moody Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠ 'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso Orc J Simpson - Himself Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠ Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠ Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones! Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠ Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠ Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠ Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found! The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story. This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios. Featuring Jon as Frankenphone Matt as Darth Kermitus Sorin as Anne Gore Flower as Ragnor Seymore Links to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release! Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin Episode Artwork by Ben Mills Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 James Hart as Several Homunculi Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon Songs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST Songs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies Songs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott Songs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Identity- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all... Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip ~~~ It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/ Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle. Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair. This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts! What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time? Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... *Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi Williams Episode Artwork by Jeff Pennington Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J. Questmann Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 James Hart as Several Homunculi Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee Gavin Reiser as Daniel Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny) James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick) Gavin Reiser as Daniel Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea of Time & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Chill, Hip Shop & It's Raining Somewhere Else- Toby Fox ; A Vesel in Yellow and Red- Muma ; I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz ; Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), D U N G E O N & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Thin Air- Roie Shpigler See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.