Episodes
Game of Thrones for Idiots - NFL Edition (Ep. 95)
4/17/2019
On Episode 95 of the Touchdowners, opening week of Game of Thrones, everyone’s trying to get theirs in the following 4 Downs:
Game of Thrones for Idiots: NFL Edition - Explaining GOT to a ball coach.
Russell Wilson Feels Sympathy for Bronn - Watch the parallels as two men fight for the crown they feel is rightfully theirs.
Did AB Pull a Tyrion? - A GOT sized Twitter Beef.
Is Bill Belichick the Night King - He is always one step ahead so we hate him.
Touchdown: Are there any parallels...
Duración:00:59:49
The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (Ep. 80)
12/17/2018
On Episode 80 of the Touchdowners, Week 15 of the NFL, we send it back to Santa in the following 4 Downs:
Returning Santa’s Gifts - Can you regift a lump of coal?
Week 15 Scouting Report - I broke my back, I broke and neck and my back, I broke the back of my neck.
The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 1) - Tensions rise as the city of Oakland sue the Raiders.
The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 2) - Who will be Oakland’s bagman now that Reggie McKenzie is fired?
Touchdown: What do you...
Duración:00:59:26
The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe (Ep.79)
12/11/2018
On Episode 79 of the Touchdowners, Week 14 of the NFL, we decide who gets to sit on Santa’s lap in the following 4 Downs:
Mission Statement - A look at why we do this podcast every week.
Week 14 Scouting Report - Crazy finishes and feeling sorry for Blake Bortles.
Pitching a Shutout on the NFL - Kyler Murray chases the long ball instead of the deep ball.
The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe - First the kickoff and now the punt?
Touchdown: We are at a crossroads of decision making that will...
Duración:00:55:04
The Chiefs Cease the Hunt (Ep. 78)
12/7/2018
On Episode 78 of the Touchdowners, Week 13 of the NFL, we take stock of our relationship with our employers in the following 4 Downs:
The 2018 Snow Drift Draft - Is Santa the new Belichick?
Week 13 Scouting Report - McCarthy is out in Green Bay.
The Chiefs Cease the Hunt - Explore the aftermath of the Kareem Hunt incident and subsequent release.
Cooking Beef with Baker Mayfield - Why does he hate Hue Jackson so much?
Touchdown: Our relationship to our employment is surprisingly...
Duración:03:24:05
Hanging with Mr Cooper (Ep 77)
11/28/2018
On Episode 77 of the Touchdowners, Week 12 of the NFL, we head out West with the Cowboys in search of fools gold in the following 4 Downs:
A Million Dollar Idea - The new way to vacation.
Week 12 Scouting Report - Animals vs Humans and conspiracy theories.
The Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Games - Defense no longer matter and offenses reign supreme.
Hanging with Mr. Cooper - Jerry Jones’ reciever love affair pays off.
Touchdown: Should we believe in these new trends/eras of the NFL or...
Duración:00:52:31
We Send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card (Ep 76)
11/21/2018
On Episode 76 of the Touchdowners, Week 11 of the NFL, we send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card in the following 4 Downs:
Drafting for Failure - We jump on the bandwagon of the worst teams.
Week 11 Scouting Report - Do we actually feel sorry for the Redskins?
The NFL’s Hips Don't Lie - A Shakria Shakedown of Sod Shame.
Past the Tardy Bell - We ride the bench with Lev Bell.
Touchdown: Did the NFL and Lev Bell actually have a contingency plan the whole time or where they just shooting...
Duración:00:48:50
The Nathan Peterman of Podcasts (Ep. 75)
11/15/2018
On Episode 75 of the Touchdowners, Week 10 of the NFL, we are guilt tripped in the following 4 Downs:
House Rules - If you live under this roof you must abide by these rules.
Week 10 Scouting Report - Is Belichick on the hot seat.
Who Dat Dez - From winning Free Agency to Achilles and back.
Flat Billed - Is Mat Barkley the future of the Bills?
Touchdown: How much does the success and failures of the likes of Dez Bryant and Nathan Peterman actually affect our daily lives?
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Duración:02:54:43
We Pay the Troll's Toll (Ep 74)
11/6/2018
On Episode 74 of the Touchdowners, Week 9 of the NFL, everything must go in the following 4 Downs:
We Pay the Troll’s Toll - What is the ultimate cost of internet trolls?
Week 9 Scouting Report - Poor Jimmy G.
Flushed Down in Brown Town - Hue is out and Bountygate is in.
Trade Bait - The movers and shakers of the NFL Trade Deadline.
Touchdown: Why is it better to sometimes just start over from scratch?
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Duración:01:03:25
Jerry Jones Supermassive Ego-Hole (Ep 73)
10/31/2018
On Episode 73 of the Touchdowners, Week 8 of the NFL, we trade away our futures in the following 4 Downs:
Animal Concussion Protocol - Can birds get CTE?
Week 8 Scouting Report - Last week, stats didn’t matter. This week, records don’t matter.
Jon Gruden’s Supermassive Blackhole - We are Mused by Gruden’s decisions.
Jerry Jones’ Supermassive Ego-Hole - Not to be out done by Gruden...
Touchdown: We really don’t experience anything like NFL trades in real life.
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Duración:01:03:43
Skate or Die with Vontaze Burfict (Ep 72)
10/23/2018
On Episode 72 of the Touchdowners, Week 7 of the NFL, we we regret nothing in the following 4 Downs:
Skate or Die - We relive the classic NES game.
Week 7 Scouting Report - Parody, kickers, and bruised ribs.
Break Burfict - The NFL’s greatest hockey goon.
Charging Debt - The Chargers are racking up debt all over Rodeo Drive.
Touchdown: Is it better to live with regret or none at all?
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Duración:00:56:24
College Football is Ruining the NFL (Ep 71)
10/19/2018
On Episode 71 of the Touchdowners, Week 6 of the NFL, we spit some game on things that done changed in the following 4 Downs:
The 2018 Pre-Season Stomach Flu - Is it ever too early for the stomach flu?
Week 6 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about coaches in the hot seat.
College Football is Ruining the NFL - Is the game too wide open and who do we blame for it?
Tee’d Off - Are kickers people or are they sub-human?
Touchdown: Are things really changing or...
Duración:01:07:46
Fluffing the Passer (Ep 69)
10/2/2018
On Episode 69 of the Touchdowners, Week 4 of the NFL, examine our mindset in the following 4 Downs:
Week 4 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years (the nfl edition) - Fake it till you make it.
Everson Griffen - The Vikings’ DE struggles with mental health issues.
Fluffing the Passer - Tackling the QB has never been tougher.
Touchdown: One’s mindset can often influence your trajectory in life.
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Duración:00:58:53
The Greatest Halftime Performance (Ep 68)
9/25/2018
On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we wonder if this behavior is acceptable in the following 4 Downs:
Week 3 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was.
Half-Hearted Apologizes with Antonio Brown - It's too late to apologize, oh oh.
The Greatest Halftime Performance - Forget Maroon 5 and Prince.
Half-Baked with Josh Gordon - I’m sorry, I was talking to the horse.
Touchdown: Why does setting determine if behavior is socially acceptable.
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Duración:01:05:01
Aaron Rodgers Wears Another Mans Pants (Ep 67)
9/18/2018
On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners we celebrate Week 2 of the NFL as we dumpster dive for gold in the following 4 Downs:
Aaron “Hollywood” Rodgers - Rodgers wears Farve’s Wrangles in his IZODs commercial.
AJ “Green Zone” Green - Is AJ Green underrated or overrated?
Mychal “White Collar” Kendricks - What is insider trading?
Corey “Cut Me If You Can” Coleman - Is this Coleman’s last chance in the NFL?
Touchdown: Trash is in the eye of the beholder.
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Duración:00:59:18
Jon Gruden's Black Hole (Sun) (Ep 66)
9/12/2018
On Episode 66 of the Touchdowners we examine the importance of relationships in the following 4 Downs:
We Miss Blockbuster like a JH Girlfriend - I wonder what Julie is up to these days?
Week 1 Scouting Report - The big takeaways from the return of the NFL.
Jon Gruden’s Black Hole (Sun) - Is the sun already setting on the Black Hole?
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Is James Conner Le’Veon Bell’s Terminator?
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Duración:00:29:34
Talking America, God, and Football with Bad Christian's Joey Svendsen (Ep. 65)
9/5/2018
On Episode 65 of the Touchdowners we wonder if millennials are truly the worst in the following 4 Downs:
Are millennials killing the fullback - Will the NFL ever be the same?
An Interview with Bad Christian’s Joey Svendsen - We talk religion, Clemson, and Packers.
OBJ’s Private Eye - The total price of an Instagram post.
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Duración:01:11:06
We Learn the Correct Pronunciation of Tyrod Taylor with ESPN's Mina KImes (Ep. 64)
8/26/2018
On Episode 64 of the Touchdowners we revive the underdog in the following 4 Downs:
A Would-You-Rather of Animal CPR - How far would you go to save a life?
An Interview with ESPN’s Mina Kimes - We talk Chiefs, Browns, and Seahawks.
Are the Browns Actually Winning the Offseason? - Are the Browns winning the Preseason Super Bowl?
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Duración:01:03:37
The NFL Pays Paxton Lynch to Clean Its Gutters (Ep 63)
8/22/2018
On Episode 63 of the Touchdowners we take a big dose of the truth in the following 4 Downs:
Cleaning Gutters in a Rainstorm - Because, Why Not?
Tuh-Rod Taylor - What to do when you can’t say your starting QB’s name right.
Your QB Sucks - We go on Troll Patrol with Jalen Ramsey.
Lynch Mob - Broncos fans pay the ultimate price for Paxton Lynch.
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Duración:00:45:48
The 2018 Zoo Draft (Ep 62)
8/15/2018
On Episode 62 of the Touchdowners we explore the potential of the potential of a new beginning in the following 4 Downs:
The 2018 Zoo Draft - One team of animals to rule them all.
Top 4 Preseason Takeaways - What can one really learn from Preseason Week 1?
The Pre-Injury Injuries - What is the actual cost of Preseason Football?
Blue Collar RV - The Browns on primetime television, yes please.
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Duración:00:56:09
Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football (Ep 61)
8/8/2018
On Episode 61 of the Touchdowners, we explore the line between things going spectacularly right or horribly wrong if the following 4 Downs are perception or reality:
Half-Cat - Aren’t we all just trying to stay on step ahead of our problems?
Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football - What do you think of Harbaugh’s diet advice?
The Newest NFL Rule that will Piss You Off - How do I tackle now?
Luck be a Lady Tonight - We return to the era of Swing and the last time Andrew Luck...
Duración:01:04:32