Pier 69

Joey hopping in solo to let y'all know I have a new podcast and no this isn't like the Beatles breaking up although I guess it kind of is because I too am living in New York with an Asian woman. That said, my new podcast is coming in HOT. First eps will be on my YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/joeyavery And eventually migrating to it's own page: https://www.youtube.com/@joeyshowpodcast You're also welcome to search The Joey Show on your favorite audio providers: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-joey-show/id1731014356

Joey brings Mark on the road to Edmonton and they consider moving to Alberta and starting a new life together. Plus our guest Will Hannigan enlightens us on how the US system completely screws Canadian comedians. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey sells out the Improv, Mark gets followed by a CELEBRITY and we announce the Masters. Plus, we create the world's best app, fix Jewish and Muslim holidays, and Mark and Andrew have a breakthrough in their relationship. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

We are back for our monthly host fight! Mark gets into sneakers, calls Bert Kreischer a GOAT and gets blessed by Joe Rogan at his new comedy club. Joey gets victim blamed and deserves it. Andrew joins us! And Dauood's cousin sends us a d*ck pic

Mark doesn't join us because he's busy gaslighting Andrew with water coolers and NOT promoting his special. Dauood teaches us about Buzkashi and has his first gay experience, and Joey sells out the San Jose Improv. Plus, are teachers creeps? Is the Coachella lineup awesome? And which cult would you join? Maybe if our Patreon was a cult... you'd join it? https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

WE ARE BACK with this episode we taped in December which is why Joey was sad about Jimmy G at the 30 minute mark. Mark and Andrew take mushrooms and go ghost hunting, Joey takes mushrooms and becomes the Great Gatsby in Hawaii before promptly getting fat and then getting back to winning shortly thereafter. Leave us a comment. Join the Patreon. Have a cap or a stem. https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark fixes soccer, the computer racisms Andrew, and Dauood gets a hit piece written about him. Plus we combine all important forms of ancient philosophy to deconstruct the ethical implications of Artificial Intelligence. 00:00– Mark vs Soccer 1:00- The Dude View 2:23– Sneako & the Manosphere 7:00- is AI Art racist? 16:20- Dauood's Antisemitism hit piece 20:15- Is AI using propaganda art? 25:50- What industries is AI about to take over? 30:20- Who are the real robots? 34:44– Weekly Kanye check in 34:05– How to fix the World Cup 42:56 – Can robots have feelings? 48:12- Jewish Kanye 49:50- What is consciousness? Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark gets banned from Apex Legends for being a cheater and publicly embarrassed at the Improv for being tardy. Dauood quits booze and porn in an effort to closer to God. Joey goes to the Midwest. And Andrew becomes a toy bucket collector. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Donald Trump is running for President, Dave Chappelle stirs the pot once again and we finally launch JIHAD COMEDY CLUB. Plus Joey's opener causes a scene in a luxury box at Lambeau Field. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

EPISODE 1 of the Mark and Joey show features the creation of the World's SADDEST game show. Plus Mark turns Bobby Lee against Joey, we build the perfect Pier 69 studio and hard questions about Siamese Twins finally addressed. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

The boys finally figure out what Kanye West is REALLY saying. As well as discussing the passing of Takeoff and whether it is the most dangerous time in hip hop. Plus Mark meets Donald Trump and Eric Trump and we invent new underwear and cars to finally save the world. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/xs5HR9fhTos Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

In a non-consequential PART 2 episode, Mark loses a tooth on stage, the infamous SUPER BOWEL riff occurs (41 minutes) and Joey pitches the Hottest Girlfriend Ever Reality Show. Plus the boys discuss the brilliance of conservative rapper Tom MacDonald, how to get off the phone, and are podcasts here so men can connect? Cuz we wouldn't talk. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark, Joey and Andrew convene to figure out who the hottest dude in the world is- discuss why every home has a pile, and how to get everyone DRY. Also Mark becomes Joey's opener for life and both Joey and Mark get big leagued trying to be cool. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey gets married and Mark celebrates the occasion by walking down the aisle with him. Plus, Jimmy Kimmel gets cancelled, Andrew takes a pitch meeting from a furniture store, Mark gets open up for Bert Kreischer and Joey gets revealed as a poser. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Is Mark going to LIV the boys behind? Is Manti Te'o the most lovable dumb guy ever? Did Andrew fall in love with the customer service agent who locked him out of his futuristic hotel? Can you write an entire episode description in only questions? Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey, Andrew and Dauood witness the world's greatest on stage bomb ever and Mark takes the whole podcast through couple's therapy. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark hates bikes more than Joe Biden, Andrew and Mark recreate an entire Always Sunny in Philadelphia scene in the wild, and Dauood has the time of his life at an Afghan event until everything goes wrong. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Andrew, Mark and Joey embark on a space journey of reminiscence about first loves, first losts, and getting framed as children. It's a goopy nostalgia load that ends up landing all over half of Justin Beiber's face aaaand Andrew plays Fortnite. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark and Dauood have the weekend of a lifetime opening up for Dave Chappelle's special taping at our home club, the San Francisco Punch Line. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey goes deep into the heart of Texas to find bizarro world Pier 69 and dive into the biggest drama in the stand up comedy world. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69 Featuring: Deric Poston: https://www.instagram.com/dericposton/?hl=en Ehsan Ahmad: https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/?hl=en Sam Lopez: https://www.instagram.com/bestsamlopez/