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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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Iran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26

3/4/2026
Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:47) Man of his word * (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up * (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel * (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netanyahu? CA mileage tax? * (0:21:22) D: USA Babylon? Raised Christian? Do you know Jesus? * (0:26:32) 📞 MARK: Mexico or Iran? Bashing Anchor Baby, Jeff, LA * (0:31:26) M: Ego mess * (0:34:40) M: Iran war… Interruption * (0:36:49) M: Pot vs Christianity * (0:43:39) M: Israeli DNA test for Abraham…? * (0:45:43) M: Will Iran War help or hurt? * (0:48:13) M: Pat Buchanan, Ezola Foster… * (0:51:17) M 💬 Chris: China, Fentanyl, Iran * (1:02:18) 💬 Cesar : God name * (1:07:30) 💬 Mike: Trump controlled by Israel? * (1:10:15) 🎥 Rubio, Trump * (1:13:16) 💬 Anthony on Aisha * (1:19:19) 💬 Cesar: Dr— vs P—t * (1:20:35) 💬 Pilled and Coffee: Iran threatened Trump?! * (1:22:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: America is Babylon? Personal attacks; Dr— * (1:29:33) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Muhammad squirted water between his fingers, per Hadiths * (1:33:59) W 7: Mormons’ … black people * (1:37:37) 💬 Supers: Trump quote re: sh—t… Babble on * (1:39:00) 💬 Popcorn: Trump, Spain, sugar, caffeine * (1:47:01) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Fascist regimes… My grandpa * (1:50:21) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Caffeine, P—; Babylon, Gilgamesh; Iran * (1:52:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel v productive; stop blaming, save money * (1:54:11) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/4/hake-wed-3-4-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/4/jlp-wed-3-4-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/4/punchie-tv-ep-077-wed-3-4-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:35

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Egos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26

3/3/2026
Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:53) Intro * (0:03:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:15) 🎥 Trump-Hamas deal, Sept 2025 * (0:11:11) 📞 JOHN, KY: Trump working * (0:16:11) J: Fuentes’ take * (0:18:11) 🗣️ HADEN, TX & JOHN, KY: impulse control. Agree. * (0:20:38) H vs J: Trump or Biden… Don’t need your validation. * (0:23:32) J vs H: BHI prophecies. “Stuttering.” Christian cult. * (0:27:04) H vs J: Slave ships, Africa… Bye, virgins! * (0:28:58) 📞 HADEN: Virgins, name-calling, Hebrew Israelite “identity” * (0:33:52) H: Missile strikes? Obama or Bibi? “Positive thinking” * (0:38:40) H: TX vs CA… * (0:39:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump 2011 on Iran nuclear; Father-daughter story * (0:43:32) J: NAACP * (0:44:14) 💬 Supers… Trump ego… * (0:48:34) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Elvis, Jaime * (0:50:42) 📞 COCO, L.A., from Holland, the attitude in America, John * (0:58:06) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Ego, fitness message, phone tool trick * (1:03:09) 💬 Super… dig deep? Fluoride? * (1:04:27) 💬 Coffees…. Eric on mind identity lostness and anger * (1:08:43) 📞 ALLEN, MI: White Israelites * (1:17:58) 📞 JAIME, MN: True Jewish identity? People talking about me… * (1:19:57) J: Judging based on content of character; John the Baptist * (1:24:07) J: Elvis got paid… Trail of Tears * (1:25:36) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Egyptians black? * (1:28:45) A: Popcorn on immigrants against immigration, incentive structure * (1:33:46) A: H—s—lity in Koran? Mohammed in Supreme Court?! 1935 Adolph Weinman * (1:37:20) A: Muhammad Law: Young man at relative’s/friend’s house * (1:41:49) 💬 Supers, Coffees… YHWH, LORD or Lord * (1:46:27) 📞 RICK, Hampton: Adam & Eve, biracial, pre-mixed; Noah’s sons. * (1:52:00) R: black Americans… * (1:54:03) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/3/hake-tue-3-3-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/3/jlp-tue-3-3-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. | HAKE NEWS Tue 3-3-26 🗞️ News (CNN email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Tue 3-3-26) 5 things to know for March 3: War with Iran, Nationwide protests, Primaries, Clinton depositions, Nancy Guthrie In the news today: Trump faces critics who say he needs to explain why he’s sending U.S. troops into war with Iran and what his endgame strategy is; Iranian nuclear sites are hit and Americans flee the Middle East as the conflict widens; and new videos of the Clintons’ testimony about Epstein. Also, a midair rescue and dazzling photos from the endlessly colorful celebration of Holi. 2026 Iran conflict - Wikipedia The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:33

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President of Peace | Mon 3-2-26

3/2/2026
Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). “Iraq 2.0”? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:08) Khamenei is gone. Austin… * (0:04:45) Vote Democrat? Our Future Prez * (0:07:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:23) 💬 Super: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad * (0:13:05) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump strikes Iran * (0:18:47) W III: Ilhan Omar * (0:19:37) 📞 ALEX, CA: News freakout: Not a big deal * (0:24:19) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: WWIII * (0:29:43) Z: Persians are white * (0:35:00) Z: Trump betrayed me. 💬 CBILL * (0:38:59) Z 💬 CBILL: Mother… Weakness… B&J * (0:41:29) Z: Projection like a woman! * (0:45:39) 📞 JEFF, LA: Mark, pro-choice, black Americans * (0:46:53) J: Trump’s not Bush, Obama; Venezuela oil * (0:49:25) J: Canada hockey * (0:50:46) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Iran 1953. Blowback. Iraq 2.0 on steroids * (0:56:21) B: Bad reenactment. “No new wars”? * (1:01:30) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Truth first casualty of war; Outcome unknown * (1:07:10) A: PPFA Bill Gates’ father; Energy runs the world * (1:11:21) 📞 JAIME, MN: Congrats; Iran threatened Trump! RIP soldiers… * (1:16:53) J: Propaganda… * (1:19:03) 💬 Supers… Rumble * (1:22:44) 💬 Coffees… * (1:25:06) 🎥 NJF: Iran prediction 2 years ago * (1:27:30) Trump Truth * (1:30:15) 🎥 Trump: Operation Epic Fury * (1:32:22) Austin incident… * (1:37:36) Jesse Jackson, denied Capitol Rotunda * (1:41:46) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Man accused me of stealing! * (1:44:43) 📞 RONNIE, OH: China? * (1:48:57) 💬 Chat: FB: Soldiers under Kamala? Khamenei: white? * (1:52:20) 🗒️ Sinners vs One Battle After Another? Actor Awards, Oscars (1:53:58) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/2/hake-mon-3-2-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/2/jlp-mon-3-2-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:25

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End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26

2/27/2026
Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? “One on Christ”? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:27) Wrestling * (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) 💬 Coffee: Mike: Trump admin, lame * (0:10:21) 💬 Coffee: Mike: voting age, requisites * (0:12:18) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: JLP’s love. W III black entertainment * (0:16:51) 📞 JACOB, Belgium, 1st: Ted Cruz tweet pro-legal immigration * (0:21:45) J: Flanders, Belgium, should be Netherlands; France Napoleonic * (0:24:45) J: US Civil War * (0:26:26) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Bill and Hillary. * (0:29:00) W III: Civil Rights-era teens, now old today; Acting immature * (0:33:44) Laughing inappropriately * (0:35:42) 📞 BEVERLY, KY, 1st: Our Future Prez doesn’t hate that group * (0:40:05) 📞 RONNIE, OH: BHM … JLP, Obama * (0:47:03) 🎥 Kaelin’s 8th grade BHM for JLP * (0:48:45) 💬 Supers on YT… FE, schizophrenia… Thomas Sowell… * (0:53:08) 📞 JOEL, NY: Race is divisive * (0:55:42) J: Loyalty to where you live and work … Hake on identity, division * (0:59:37) J: Identify with what’s right… Obama division… Minority is now… * (1:04:52) J 💬 Trinidadian roots * (1:05:21) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Things over God; MJ; Prohibition women * (1:17:42) 💬 Coffee: Haden on POC and 🎥 white culture * (1:21:26) 💬 Sion… criticism for Mark? * (1:22:53) 💬 Popcorn: BHM 🎥 Ruby Ridges, 1st grade, NOLA * (1:31:26) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Marcus Garvey. Liuzzo. Voting Rights. * (1:33:04) M: Tom Metzger, interracial issue… Safety before? * (1:37:53) M: Galatians 1: 10; 3: 28… * (1:41:14) 💬 Supers: Tebriga 2x / Coffee: Popcorn * (1:45:19) 💬 Cesar: 30s and 40s… * (1:49:57) 📞 COCO, L.A. Chill, Popcorn! BHM: Josephine Baker. * (1:52:49) 📞 ART, OH: Brief points to expand later * (1:54:19) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/27/hake-fri-2-27-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/27/jlp-fri-2-27-26 👨🏾‍🦲 The Fallen State 442: Jason “Mayhem” Miller VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:49

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We Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26

2/26/2026
Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women’s politics, Jesus’ politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔 The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:22) Celebrate * (0:03:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Bad job! * (0:06:30) 💬 Coffees: Mike: Afghanistan: Canadians, not Israelis * (0:08:34) 💬 Mike: over 60? Harold Melvin & Blue Note: Wake Up, Everybody * (0:12:33) 📞 RYAN, IL: Appreciate everything we do * (0:20:55) Save it for WHM not BHM, do what you want * (0:21:22) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Formula 1, Canadians, Tariffs, private jobs * (0:27:24) W III: BHM, Mark vs Ronnie * (0:28:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF for Prez. Pro-H, anti-J * (0:38:53) H: Admitting to committing crime * (0:40:17) 💬 Supers 🎮 Super Effective * (0:41:13) 💬 Popcorn: Ended DEI, illegal discrimination * (0:47:38) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Constructive criticism; World’s standard? Thrills bashing * (0:53:12) K: Why did it feel like he meant “all”? Surface-level talk * (0:58:45) 🎶 AI music from Jake Husdon * (1:03:17) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Black History Month, Viola Luizza’s 1965 incident * (1:09:33) M: Surface-level bashing for thrills? * (1:13:28) M: Communist? Civil Rights bill unconstitutional, 14A * (1:17:03) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Women? Clarify? Manipulative? * (1:23:09) B: No cross of religion & politics * (1:26:22) B: Catholic Agnostic… Women’s progressive voting * (1:28:33) B: Wealth disparity, Reagan… * (1:34:00) B: Billionaires, Epstein and women * (1:37:34) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Jimmie Lee Jackson * (1:41:37) 💬 BBQ Pringle: Check email 📧 * (1:42:50) 💬 Supers…. Trillionaires SHOULD exist * (1:44:40) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Gab AI vs GPT * (1:48:33) 💬 Popcorn: Keep up the live fact checking * (1:50:35) 💬 Crime switch? * (1:53:10) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/26/hake-thu-2-26-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/26/jlp-thu-2-26-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV Hake blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/18/punchie-tv-ep-076-wed-2-25-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:35

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Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26

2/25/2026
Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers * (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP * (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM * (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people * (0:19:02) H: Maduro, Venezuela, Mexico, capture * (0:20:41) H: What is a conservative? Love? * (0:26:48) H: Is Trump H—? Wish he was more radical? * (0:31:04) H: Trump Black History Month * (0:32:47) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Our Future President, not listening * (0:37:31) M: Epstein quarter-zip joke, Baron Trump * (0:40:22) 📞 ALEX, CA: Pot pearl-clutching. Functional “degenerate”? * (0:49:01) 🗣️ ALEX vs ALLEN, MI: Health. To feel good? * (0:53:21) ALLEN: Cleansing * (0:55:23) 💬 ALLEN Supers * (0:57:08) 📞 DAVID, TX: “Recovery.” Growing? Funds other things. Spirit, escape. * (1:04:18) D: Cultural decline, Legalizing increased crime, Reefer madness is real; CO * (1:10:41) 💬 Cesar on infantilizing 14-25yo agenda * (1:15:58) 💬 Popcorn: nunya bizness * (1:21:09) 💬 BasedAF… SOTU * (1:24:44) 📞 ART, OH: Liberal laws… Effects: Memory, gateway, people’s elbow * (1:30:52) A: Trump Ilhan Omar * (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN, IL: D’s vs S— change * (1:34:39) 💬 Eric: Women, Subjective/Comparison/Ego, Unconsciousness * (1:38:50) 💬 Cesar: defensiveness * (1:41:25) 💬 Popcorn on medical financial influences * (1:44:35) 💬 Lori not on it! * (1:45:46) 💬 Nicky: Lost horrible men * (1:47:18) 💬 Porkchop on bike locks * (1:48:46) 💬 Cesar on Eric * (1:49:55) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: It sneaks up on you * (1:53:42) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/25/hake-wed-2-25-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/25/jlp-wed-2-25-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV Hake blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/18/punchie-tv-ep-076-wed-2-25-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:25

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Are Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26

2/24/2026
Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows. The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:40) Hey, guys! * (0:04:20) 💬 Super * (0:04:51) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy Chemirmir story * (0:09:00) D: “False prophet”? Israel… Tucker? Cruz, Huckabee * (0:14:35) D: Hating them is wrong * (0:16:05) 📞 MARK & DAVID: Voting Rights Act, unconstitutional; Who’s worse? * (0:18:25) M vs D… to chill out? Zionist or Islam? God’s chosen… * (0:23:40) M vs D: St Augustine, FL; Gummies, thorns and thistles * (0:28:42) M vs D: Refraining from alcohol; Addictive? * (0:31:32) M vs D: NJF? G. Beck vs Biden, sign of the cross, Bibi? * (0:35:20) D vs M: Name-calling, constructive criticism * (0:37:04) M vs D: Father Charles Coughlin, different groups… * (0:39:26) DAVID: Paula White, NAR, Christ pushers * (0:41:23) 📞 HADEN, TX, attempt at Mar-a-Lago, white liberals… * (0:47:20) H: How far we’ve come; Or fallen so far… Voter split… * (0:50:50) H: Q’s: Vance? Rubio? NJF? EPSTEIN… * (1:01:57) H: Epstein’s responsibility… Who’s the victim? Trafficking? * (1:04:51) H: Tucker detained in Israel? MTG… * (1:08:06) H: Trump, Epstein, felonies * (1:11:04) 💬 Coffee: Jesus BBQ Pringle * (1:12:12) 💬 Popcorn: Viola Liuzzo, banned caller gripe * (1:15:48) 💬 Ronnie: Future Pres? Gal 1: 10; 3: 38? * (1:18:20) 💬 BBQ Pringle… * (1:21:30) 💬 Cesar: Wine, healthful dinner * (1:24:37) 💬 Popcorn: Not doing any favors! * (1:27:24) 💬 Supers, Rumble * (1:30:34) 💬 Pilled * (1:31:47) 📞 STEVE’N, MA: No hate… * (1:37:03) 📞 RYAN, IL: Complaining * (1:39:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Be careful… HOLD * (1:40:34) 📞 RICK, VA… Self-examination; I love people; tariffs, Trump * (1:45:24) ALLEN: MJ stagnation: Lost the spark of innovation; Not really J’s * (1:49:50) 💬 BBQ Pringle * (1:51:22) 💬 Cesar: Fact about 70s rockers and teens * (1:53:57) Closing 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/24/hake-tue-2-24-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/24/jlp-tue-2-24-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. | HAKE NEWS Tue 2-24-26 🗞️ News (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Tue 2-24-26) 5 things to know for Feb. 24: State of the Union, Bomb cyclone, Mexico violence, Nancy Guthrie, Ukraine In the news today: U.S. Olympic gold medalists decline to appear at Trump’s State of the Union address; a medical influencer resigns from CBS News following Epstein revelations; and how a meeting with his lover led to the killing of cartel leader “El Mencho.” Also, berries are giving new hope to a very unusual parrot species. The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duration:01:54:29

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New Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26

2/23/2026
Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: “victory”? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo’s Voting Rights Act. Hake and J’s. The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:24) Chest Day * (0:04:18) Hey, guys! Hake tees * (0:08:06) 🎥 CJNG leader El Mencho * (0:16:11) More info… 🎥 Terrorists terrified * (0:21:27) 🎥 Prince Andrew at the Louvre * (0:22:44) 🎥 CNN shorts: “Punch” the monkey * (0:24:38) 📞 ALEX, CA: Fake fresh meat? Weird texture, gamey * (0:29:31) A: Potheads are resistant to brainwashing, per Epstein? * (0:31:40) Anti-Rumble Rant * (0:33:28) 📞 DAVID, TX, wife’s family moved to Puerto Vallarta * (0:36:31) D: Hake likes dead places. Cartel * (0:37:42) D: Meat. * (0:41:32) D: Covered wagons in TX! * (0:42:42) 🗒️ Malicious compliance! * (0:45:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Covid meat, lab-grown meat? Mushrooms Fungi * (0:52:00) W7: JLP BQ * (0:53:39) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Punchie’s Coffee, Huron County, good food * (0:56:54) A: Glyphosate cancer concerns; Jubilee leave land fallow * (1:00:59) A: Ground beef, mystery meat, tube steaks?! Nitrates. * (1:02:06) A: People are bigger… * (1:06:06) A: Super: Why farmers don’t stop for Jubilee: Debt money * (1:09:05) 💬 Super: Jules Rumble Ranting * (1:11:18) 💬 Nicky on Princess cave * (1:12:27) 💬 Mike on Mark on Jesse * (1:13:32) 💬 Popcorn… Viola Liuzzo * (1:15:26) 🎥 CBS report * (1:19:48) 💬 Coffees… Biggus! BBQ Pringle: Biology; Cesar: Whole food! * (1:24:24) 💬 Supers: Cloudbops Canadian; Food; Voting Rights * (1:27:13) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: When America was great? * (1:31:50) S: Jesus for Mark * (1:36:21) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Charlie Kirk, Jewish donors * (1:38:33) M: Viola Luizza done by a Fed informant? * (1:42:53) M: Tucker vs Huckabee… DNA test for Jewish people? * (1:44:16) M: Sent a pamphlet… * (1:46:54) M: Supporting them? Become a real Christian. * (1:49:12) 💬 Supers… Billy Joel?! Civil Rights. $7K. Jesus per the Bible. * (1:51:00) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: Anything specific about Voting Rights? * (1:53:00) 💬 Coffee: BBQ Pringle, clearer sentences please! Jewish Jesus * (1:54:15) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/23/hake-mon-2-23-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/23/jlp-mon-2-23-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. | HAKE NEWS Mon 2-23-26 🗞️ News (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Mon 2-23-26) 5 things to know for Feb. 23: Mexico violence, Winter storm, TSA PreCheck, Olympics conclude, BAFTA film awards In the news today: Mexico’s army kills the country’s most powerful cartel leader; millions in the northeastern U.S. are stuck at home under road travel bans and blizzard warnings; and the EU says the U.S. must honor a trade deal after the Supreme Court blocked Trump’s tariffs. Also, the U.S. hockey player who got his teeth knocked out before scoring the goal that won Olympic gold. The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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Courts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26

2/20/2026
What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called “Supreme Court” strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked! The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / JLP show glitch * (0:04:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! “You don’t look like a cage fighter” * (0:07:35) 💪 Exercise: Now pushups AND dips! * (0:09:00) 📞 MICHAEL: Broke my heart… respect… Donations * (0:14:15) M: Can’t hate! Work! * (0:17:41) M: Ronnie a good show… * (0:19:15) 📞 JOE, NY, 1st: What’s it mean to be conservative? Ronnie, Mark, Malcolm X, JFK theory: Mack… * (0:22:15) J: Trump, Vance, NJF. Mamdani 9.5% property tax hike * (0:23:40) J: Conservatism means… nothing! Ronnie, Same-sex marriage * (0:29:15) J: Obamacare beginning of end of healthcare * (0:30:50) J: Caribbean accent * (0:31:15) J: Trump giving billionaires control: Zuckerberg, Gates, Ellison; Pam Bondi, Kash Patel; Democrat major players; Courts running the country * (0:36:24) 🗒️ “Judge” Sunshine Sykes * (0:44:26) 💬 Supers: YT, can you ban Kevin for blasphemy? * (0:45:42) 💬 Popcorn … Computer Glitch! * (0:46:51) 💬 Popcorn So-called Supreme Court struck down Trump Tariffs * (0:53:17) 📞 JOSH, GA, not judging brainwashed people * (0:56:25) J: Pouncing on every lie with the truth… Patience * (0:59:31) J: Our Future President… * (1:02:44) J: Trump is the man * (1:05:48) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie * (1:16:34) 💬 Coffees: Mike * (1:18:19) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Theocracy? * (1:22:12) A: Jesus, Capstone, Kingdom * (1:24:51) A: Ecc 9: 15, don’t count anyone out! * (1:26:59) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Tariffs Supreme Court… Ronnie, demonic! * (1:29:18) M: JLP show… * (1:34:02) M: Little St. James financed by Les Wexner, The View * (1:39:19) M: Epstein … Took the money… * (1:44:05) M: Slogan… Israel… * (1:46:15) M: Supers… * (1:48:13) 💬 Popcorn: Hake worldview * (1:51:45) 💬 Last Supers… END! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/20/hake-fri-2-20-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/20/jlp-fri-2-20-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. | HAKE NEWS Fri 2-20-26 🗞️ News (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Fri 2-20-26) 5 things to know for Feb. 20: Andrew’s arrest, Iran tensions, Plains megafire, Nancy Guthrie, Olympics In the news today: A federal judge accuses the Trump administration of terrorizing immigrants; the Colbert controversy heats up the Texas Senate race; and Alysa Liu gives the U.S. its first women’s figure skating Olympic gold in 24 years. Also, see what happens when cops go undercover as lion dancers. The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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None of Your Business | Thu 2-19-26

2/19/2026
Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:13) Hey, guys! * (0:06:10) DAVID, Ocala: Mark, Mormons. Without Faith… “The wrong Jesus” * (0:15:56) D: Jesus laid his life down… Israel preaching? * (0:19:26) D: God picked a stiff-necked people … * (0:22:20) D: Prayer… Thy will be done. * (0:25:28) D: Sickness, healing, freedom; Wife’s Celiac disease * (0:29:27) D: Anger issues … 9/11… Jews… Anger story * (0:35:14) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Condoned spitting! Drug addict! Tatum… * (0:38:18) M: M— victim; Glenn Beck vs Biden vs Bibi; Carlson, Huckabee, Tyranny * (0:40:26) M: Riverside Sheriff for CA Gov * (0:42:05) M: Did you take the $7K * (0:46:31) M: Glenn Beck… picking on Biden… * (0:48:45) M: Tucker vs Ted Cruz * (0:49:25) M: B’s, J’s… Elon Musk is the man… * (0:52:11) M: Epstein’s Little St. James Island… In Israel? … Pam Bondi … Proof * (0:57:28) M: Tucker… Anti-Semite? Our Future President? * (1:00:07) M: Censor. Smear. K—. See: Kirk, Trump. Jasmine Crockett out?! * (1:02:17) M: Christian? * (1:03:46) 💬 Popcorn: Trump on Jesse Jackson … Know God? * (1:12:17) 🗣️ To Popcorn: For/Against Reparations * (1:14:48) 💬 Coffees: Humility… Eric: Silent Prayer, know God * (1:17:01) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Mike, Cesar… INTERESTING * (1:23:43) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Muhammad, Joseph Smith… Mormons, Muslims * (1:33:30) 📞 ART, OH: Elon for Prez? * (1:37:55) A: Gummies… on drugs… Lady preaching in Israel? * (1:40:37) 💬 Popcorn on anti-Discrimination * (1:45:49) 💬 CBill: Islam… * (1:46:58) 💬 Popcorn on handouts * (1:48:06) 💬 Supers: YT… MJ? I don’t disclose! Compromised? * (1:51:40) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Andrew, Epstein arrests. Religious tenets… * (1:54:23) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/19/hake-thu-2-19-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/19/jlp-thu-2-19-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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Love and Humility: Misunderstood | Wed 2-18-26

2/18/2026
“Separation of Church and State”: Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: “Sissy talk!” The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:56) Hey, guys! * (0:04:30) Epstein drama rant * (0:06:41) s/o Jake * (0:07:01) Rescue… Unnecessary risks. * (0:11:41) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Separation of church and state * (0:22:21) R: Fine with same-sex marriage “law”? * (0:26:56) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs RONNIE: Separation of Church and State history * (0:30:01) W vs R: Thomas Paine vs Jefferson… * (0:33:20) R vs W: S— immorality, Freedom * (0:35:31) R: Separation is abused… * (0:39:39) R: First Amendment, religious war * (0:41:19) R: Anti-discrimination laws… Bake the CAKKKE * (0:44:01) 📞 TERRI, OR: Christianity-Communism, dangers, safety net * (0:54:39) 📞 BRANDON, NV, 1st, Mormon, Nicene Creed disagreer * (0:57:45) B: Nervous, not strong in speaking, to keep me humble… * (1:00:55) B: Matt 11: 25, revealed to the simple * (1:04:15) B: Caring what they think… * (1:08:14) B: Thinking weakness is from God: “The Chosen” TV show * (1:12:26) B: Don’t like Trump on Israel, immigration * (1:20:15) B: Humility… Trump… * (1:29:03) 🗣️ MARK, L.A. & BRANDON: Hake’s “rude,” making callers wait? * (1:29:56) M & B: Trump kissed up…! Hater! Brandon says bye. * (1:32:13) 📞 MARK: Popcorn on illegal jobs * (1:34:53) M: black communists, per Birch, Civil Rights * (1:35:39) M: gay marriage, Ronnie * (1:38:04) M: Trump… Israel… They should apologize * (1:42:32) 🗣️ BRIAN, NC vs MARK: Apologize for slavery or crucifixion? * (1:44:16) MARK: Rejecting Christ: “Maybe I won’t make it” * (1:49:12) 💬 Supers from YouTube… * (1:49:55) 💬 Coffee: Anthony: Secular argument against SSM for Ronnie 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/18/hake-wed-2-18-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/18/jlp-wed-2-18-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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'I Am Somebody' | Tue 2-17-26

2/17/2026
Biden’s job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, “towering” figure, per CNN! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:38) 📞 MARK, CA: Biden’s job numbers. BHM: Garvey, Muhammad. * (0:08:52) M: Olympics badmouthing immigration; Student protests * (0:12:57) M: Communist subversion of conservative arguments; Aborsh * (0:17:17) M: Aborsh… * (0:18:16) M: Unmarried conservative men * (0:22:15) 💬 Popcorn on Biden jobs * (0:25:09) 💬 Cesar on Ronnie gaslighting? Awkward… * (0:26:59) 💬 Mike: Rather spend the afternoon with…? Compton demographics * (0:31:30) 💬 Supers… Christian love * (0:33:29) 🗣️ RIP Jesse Jackson * (0:40:00) 🎥 Jesse Jackson and son on JLP * (0:43:08) 📞 ALEX, CA: Pitbull stroke, RIP * (0:44:21) A: Last two Trump supporters … * (0:48:32) A: Eric on punishment, Old Testament God, concern for animals * (0:55:34) 📞 JERMAINE, CA: L.A. is expensive! * (0:59:28) 📞 OLAV, Norway: Faith? Olafr * (1:06:57) O: New England? Boston bombers… Ideology * (1:10:49) 📞 HADEN, TX: “Stolen land” is the language of pawns * (1:15:08) H: Treating people like they’re pathetic; Open minds * (1:19:50) 💬 Supers: Wh— Guilt Month; Popcorn: Not splitting hairs? RIP Jesse Jackson * (1:22:30) 🎥 “I Am Somebody” - Jesse Jackson * (1:25:06) 💬 3 days: JLP was right * (1:26:47) 📞 ART, OH: American Indians; Present-day thievery, “jobs” * (1:37:53) A: Arguing with police, ID… Suspend license! * (1:39:52) A: Enjoy the pain, playing the victim… Fleeing suspects… * (1:43:15) 💬 Super: Cesar BHM, lil Satan * (1:48:10) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Women’s politics; Tough law; Uninformed: “the rich.” * (1:52:11) Early Outro! Couple Supers… 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/17/hake-tue-2-17-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/17/jlp-tue-2-17-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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So Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26

2/16/2026
“Conservative” Obama voter, OK with “same-sex marriage,” rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans “parent,” Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade. The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Epstein… * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:40) 📞 RONNIE, OH: What it means to be conservative? Voting… * (0:13:15) R: Conservative Obama voter. Obamacare deficit. Adding jobs. * (0:24:37) R: Obama’s identity politics * (0:28:56) R: Gay marriage switch * (0:38:56) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Anchor Baby; Ronnie supporting communists, “marriage” * (0:44:03) M: Marriage… Obamacare unemployment… Obamacare… * (0:48:07) M: Pen pals with Marx… Making them Christian… grateful? * (0:49:45) 🗣️ HADEN & MARK: Identity. Commander. TX Muslims. * (0:52:45) H&M: Ronnie bashing, “small-minded” * (0:54:20) H&M: Taking advantage of America, while bringing it down! * (0:57:04) H&M: Giving time… * (0:57:54) 📞 ALEX, CA: White and black criminals… gotta go! * (0:59:41) 📞 ALLEN, MI: 40 min. Bankrupt cities, run up the debt. * (1:03:15) A: Politics, culture, religion… When the Saxon Began to Hate, Kipling * (1:05:39) A: Political vs religious solution. Moses & Aaron. Nehemiah cancelled debts * (1:09:41) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: “Trans” parent s—d “her” children… Mass incident * (1:16:58) J: Mark and Art… Family Day… * (1:18:59) 💬 Rumble Rants… Supers * (1:20:43) 💬 Coffee: Eric on BQ * (1:22:56) 💬 Popcorn, CBill * (1:25:23) 💬 Popcorn on Mark’s claim on job creation * (1:27:13) 💬 Cesar on marriage * (1:28:35) 💬 Super: Kayl on Christian nation… Obama great * (1:30:23) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Moonlight is cooler than moon shade * (1:33:58) R: Marriage design, codifying the truth * (1:38:50) 📞 WILLIAM 7… Drunkards in O.T. … Oops cop! * (1:43:02) Supers… * (1:46:46) Older supers… Chart? * (1:49:12) 📞 Back to W 7: Trooper said to exit; don’t just pull over… * (1:51:45) W 7: Zionist guest on TFS * (1:54:04) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/16/hake-mon-2-16-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/16/jlp-mon-2-16-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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King of the Jungle | Fri 2-13-26

2/13/2026
Black “Conservative”? SAVE Act: “Call your Senators.” Trump, King of the Jungle! “Latinos are better than whites.” Epstein hype believer. “Activist judge” doubter. The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start… (0:02:40) 💬 Super: Rumble Rants… (0:08:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🤔 (0:11:40) 💬 Super: Pilled (0:13:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: “Conservative” Obama supporter; Disagree w/ Charlie Kirk 9/17/25; Confusing people, communism (0:18:50) H: Remigration vs separation? Founders’ mistake. Detroit destroyed. Louis CK. (0:25:00) H: Imagine crime decline (0:30:15) H: Pawns… (0:35:05) H: Has good already won? If Harris won, God would’ve come back early (0:36:15) 📞 STEVE, IL, 1st: Kingdom at hand. Complacent. About to lose it. (0:39:05) S: Call Senator? SAVE America Act (0:45:21) S: Trump doesn’t soften. Art of the Deal. (0:49:19) S: King of the Jungle (0:51:37) 🖼️ Friday the 13th (0:53:55) 📞 JOHN, KY: Latinos are way better (0:58:40) J: Epstein Files no prosecutions… (1:02:30) J: Sister said… Innocent unless proven… (1:08:45) J: Trump… (1:11:33) 💬 Popcorn on Activist Judges… (1:19:50) Rumble Rant again, Super… Truckers (1:22:33) 📞 RYAN, IL: I can swim; Obama sous chef RIP (1:26:13) R: Goldman-Sachs lawyer resigned (1:27:55) R: Stolen Land, y’all illegal… (1:30:03) R: Bigg Bump, We made the law, N—ga! Epstein alive? (1:32:40) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Malcolm X ‘64; NOI; Islam, Judaism; MN; Detroit (1:37:11) A: South Africa, then vs now. Church and responsibility (1:40:30) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Wanting better for self vs all; Liberal (1:44:25) J: Analyzing your life (1:47:01) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Popcorn, Cesar, Brandi, Moses the Trucker, Cbill… (1:53:38) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/13/hake-fri-2-13-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/13/jlp-fri-2-13-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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Hidden Contributors | Thu 2-12-26

2/12/2026
Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. “Evolution is obviously false.” Don’t be a hater. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:20) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees, shop * (0:05:20) 📞 RYAN, IL: “N” word appropriateness… * (0:11:30) R: ICE incidents, MN… * (0:14:45) R: Nancy Guthrie, Savannah, Epstein, house, ransom * (0:24:20) R: Super: “white person” defined; Grabbing gun * (0:27:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, professing wise, became fools; Propaganda * (0:30:45) D: Hidden Figures * (0:34:02) D: 1865: 31M pop. 0.5M free men… * (0:35:56) D: Dislike… Ben Shapiro on Jesus… Revelation Antichrist * (0:43:46) D: Bartender lady e—cuted by guy… Guthrie abduction hype * (0:49:44) 📞 MARK, L.A.: No slavery; Differences in roles * (0:53:22) M: Why slavery is bad; Suppression of crime * (0:55:33) M: Italian nationalist interview: Meloni bringing in Africans? * (0:58:25) M: Courts ushering in Communism: Venezuela, Italy, USA; Fighting police; Law enforcement uncooperative with Feds * (1:00:11) M: Not a small govt conservative: Enforcement, Protection; SAVE Act * (1:04:21) 📞 MAX, WY, 1st: s—cidal empathy, liberal ladies, work frustration * (1:08:13) MAX: Is it good to identify with race? * (1:12:34) MAX: Creationism vs Evolution, obviously false… Will it change hearts? * (1:18:03) MAX: JLP is on point… able to predict and see what others can’t * (1:19:44) MAX: Worldview… Evolution… Getting people to overcome anger…? AI, Grok * (1:24:59) 🚫 WILLIAM 7 didn’t get through! * (1:27:03) 💬 Supers / Coffees… Ronnie Q; Popcorn discrimination; Greggatron serving * (1:31:51) 💬 Coffees: Ronnie misinforming; Contributors vs Takers * (1:35:31) 💬 Popcorn… Helped build Empire State Building; Cesar funny * (1:40:40) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Joe sponsor, Jesse, Jesus * (1:45:11) 📞 ART, OH: Don’t hate Hidden Figures ladies; Bibles in Caucasus Mtns * (1:52:15) A: Zuckerberg leaving CA * (1:53:55) 💬 Closing: Catch you tomorrow? MISSED SOME SUPERS! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/12/hake-thu-2-12-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/12/jlp-thu-2-12-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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Created to Serve | Wed 2-11-26

2/11/2026
Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit’s destruction. Who’s “fixated”? Was one “created to serve” another? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Mic loudness / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:22) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Torrey Pines; Talmud 8 genders; Aesop’s fables, Luther * (0:12:19) A: Max the N—i, Jewish newspapers, slave trade * (0:17:31) Pogroms * (0:18:36) 📞 ART, OH: Anti-ICE kids: Trump, Father of the country, letting us down? * (0:27:19) A: Mother-father fight. Liberal parents’/voters’ fault! Economy destruction spreading * (0:32:22) A: Newsom * (0:34:29) 📞 RONNIE, OH: BHM, Mark voice; Booker T Washington, WEB DuBois * (0:37:40) R: Political protection? “Rights” * (0:39:30) 🗣️ MARK vs R: Communist. Lie! Detroit, race riots ‘64-’68 * (0:44:59) R vs M: Arson black churches ‘40-’95. Relevance? Detroit * (0:50:29) R vs M: Detroit decline again… * (0:53:39) M vs R: Coleman Young, support communists * (0:56:20) M vs R: Super: Malcolm X threatened Rockwell? MLK, incidents * (0:59:36) M vs R: Church targeting… Communists? * (1:01:40) M vs R: Civil Rights: making a minority, white liberalism * (1:05:23) M vs R: “Created to serve”? * (1:08:18) M vs R: NASA, black women * (1:09:48) M vs R: Supers… Condemn K—K? “Fixated” on slavery or 60s race riots? * (1:17:27) M vs R: Mini riots STILL happening… * (1:18:57) 💬 Popcorn: Two discrimination stories * (1:18:57) 💬 Cesar: Grok on Detroit * (1:25:01) 🗣️ Discrimination in sentencing: Dylann Roof * (1:29:04) 💬 Popcorn: Pro-discrimination? “state of emergency”? * (1:31:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: CA taxes, more than you earn?! * (1:34:28) 📞 DAVID, TX: Allen… Debate… * (1:35:55) D: Epstein-Bannon interview… BS artist * (1:39:41) D: Leonarda Jonie is perfect Albanian gal * (1:41:08) 📞 JOHN, KY: Created to serve? Sun. Hue-man. * (1:46:48) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Flying space ball * (1:51:55) R: Ronnie and globers nitpicking “argument” style; B-W, who benefits? * (1:53:57) 💬 Sorry to Popcorn and other supers, callers! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/11/hake-wed-2-11-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/11/jlp-wed-2-11-26 🥊 PUNCHIE BLOG (Hake) https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/11/punchie-tv-ep-075-wed-2-11-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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The Mama Spirit | Tue 2-10-26

2/10/2026
Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein’s voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny’s divisive Halftime show? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 10, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 📸 Mothers hold portraits… photo op in Social media landmark trial (0:14:23) 💬 Super: Walking Roscoe in Germany (0:16:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee (0:18:27) 📞 OLAV, Norway: show idea; Matt 21: 21, God’s signs, doubt (0:24:45) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Louisville “judge” reduced black r— sentence (0:29:30) 🎥 G: WDRB News clip… (0:35:08) G: Bigg Bump request: Get This Truth LIVE on-air (0:37:58) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Good g[u]y? (0:40:20) 🎥 Z: Epstein talking… stereotypes (0:43:00) Z: Lilith Magazine, Jewish values; biolab; Tama Finkelstein UK (0:49:52) 💬 Cesar: Epstein voice 🎥 w/ Steve Bannon, the soul, philosophy, science (0:54:46) 🎥 Epstein continued: Science doesn’t describe… Women… (0:57:01) 💬 Cesar, Supers (0:59:24) 💬 Popcorn on Bad Bunny (and Trump on BB) (1:05:49) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Mike, Chris… (1:10:14) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, BHM (1:14:44) Conservatism (1:20:47) 💬 Cesar on being conservative (1:21:13) 📞 ALEX, CA: Music; S— positions, ritualistic (1:26:00) A: Shame (1:26:42) A: Mary from NY, gloating over Bad Bunny, toots (1:30:12) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Puerto Ricans are Americans; Jazz; Outrage (1:39:49) B: Divisive? (1:43:03) 📞 DAVID, TX: Pink Flamingos in front yard (1:45:01) D turned 57 (1:45:19) 💬 Coffees: Cesar (1:46:56) 💬 Coffees, Supers: Popcorn and more (1:52:26) 📞 RICK, VA: King of the Jungle … END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/10/hake-tue-2-10-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/10/jlp-tue-2-10-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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In Your Face | Mon 2-9-26

2/9/2026
Everybody talking about Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can’t hear the truth FROM YOU! The Hake Report, Monday, February 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Chest Day (0:05:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:22) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: How Spanish sounds; Nat’l language; Music (0:11:36) M: Super Bowl, based old people: Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, JD Vance, game (0:20:00) M: Black people’s right in America (0:21:06) 📞 CHUCK, NJ: NFL business decisions… (0:28:32) C: Halftime shows (0:31:45) C: R—m is big business (0:35:46) C: BHM, John Lawson, Medal of Honor (0:36:59) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Kirk, Rockwell assassinations (0:40:31) M: $7K pro-Israel posts…? (0:46:05) M: Kirk sounded like me! (0:50:39) M: Capital Punishment… (0:53:41) M: Justice… not found in courts or streets, judges’ tyranny (0:56:29) M: Why Jesus? Even if he was Jewish… (0:58:58) M: David in Ocala: Sean Grayson, Sonya Massey (1:04:40) 📞 MARY, NY: Bad Bunny … (1:14:46) MARY: Jewish people (1:16:11) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Bugs Bunny (1:18:13) A: “Serpent’s Seed” (1:21:12) A: white Christians… study the Bible (1:24:26) 📞 TONY, CA: Truth or R— (1:31:42) 📞 ART, OH: Mary, Chevelle, stay in your lane: NFL for Americans (1:36:54) A: NFL corruption in NFL: Komen; Judging the Americans (1:42:51) 💬 Supers/Coffees… JLP on BQ inadequate (1:45:21) 🎥 JLP/BOND clip: Coffees form Eric (1:47:15) 💬 Popcorn: Can’t take the truth from you? (1:51:18) 💬 Coffees: Chris: Want what isn’t. Cesar, the rest later! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/9/hake-mon-2-9-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/9/jlp-mon-2-9-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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Crishaun the Don: Truth, Justice, and America First | Fri 2-6-26

2/6/2026
GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson’s “Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho.” No such thing as “your logic”! The Hake Report, Friday, February 6, 2026 AD Crishaun the Don/The Misfit Nation https://x.com/crishaunthedon https://youtube.com/@themisfitnation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:00) GUEST: Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation (0:07:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:40) Sonya Massey, Sean Grayson… (0:19:24) 📞 JOSH, GA: If you hate America, can you still live here? (0:26:15) J: When we’re stupid… (0:28:22) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Crishaun in French. (0:30:20) M: America First, Israel, Our Future President (0:32:15) M: Iran can’t trust us, our hands are tied by Israel (0:37:28) M: Regime change (0:40:16) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Trump destroying the USA? (0:42:33) R: Eve’s children… (0:48:30) 🗣️ …Groypers… NJF… (0:54:52) Hake’s take on Nick (0:59:32) Turning to socialism, feminism, dealing with women (1:04:21) 💬 Coffees… Ronnie 🎶 Mahalie (1:11:16) 💬 Cesar: Voted Obama, yet conservative? Feminism? (1:14:24) 💬 CBILL: Iran, Trump, Super Bowl (1:17:25) 💬 Cesar: America-Israel PAC… 1A vs BDS defunding… Govt (1:22:49) 💬 Coffees: Tatum-Fuentes … Supers: AAP test… (1:25:24) 💬 LYC Supers… (1:28:51) 💬 Popcorn telling on the folks, Trump WH… (1:34:29) Heaven or Hell? Can’t say! Scott Adams. (1:36:36) Love your enemy. (1:37:59) 📞 WILLIAM III: MLK was Diddy… Black History Month (1:41:00) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Blacks’ right (1:43:56) R: Joseph H. Jackson (1:45:28) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: I’ll call Monday (1:46:00) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Always calling disagreers “r—st” (1:47:13) “R—st”? (1:49:49) 💬 Supers… Popcorn, is that your King? (1:50:13) 💬 LYC Supers on Logic (1:54:24) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/6/hake-fri-2-6-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/6/jlp-fri-2-6-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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I Rebuke You in the Name of Jesus | Thu 2-5-26

2/5/2026
Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent’s seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who’s worse: Epstein or Muhammad? The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:34) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:46) 📞 ALLEN, MI: hybrid Obama; Jesus vs bankers, Jubilee; Figs works of men (0:17:01) 📞 ERIC, AZ: Adam, Eve, serpent’s children vs Adam’s; O.T. God is Satan? (0:23:38) E: How did Cain learn evil, if from Adam, not the Serpent? (0:29:17) E: Real God wouldn’t punish and k—? (0:32:39) E: War, ego… Father? Asleep? Eve? God or Serpent? (0:35:43) 💬 Supers / Coffees: D—? Worshiping Jewish Jesus? Superior? Noble? (0:40:34) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Not an apple. 🚫 COMPLICATED BUSINESS (0:42:40) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil… Like a child (0:45:54) W 7: See/read the Bible differently now? “God with us.” (0:51:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Be like God? Serpent-seed doctrine? Wheat and tares? (1:04:43) D: Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson, children of the Devil? (1:10:38) D: Ronnie, you’re part of the problem! Voting Biden! (1:12:38) 💬 Popcorn on Hake vs Hake on Sean Grayson, Sonya Massey (1:22:30) 🎥 Haden’s Rockwell CBC interview clip (1:25:41) 💬 Supers … Rumble Rants yesterday on “Americans” (1:28:15) 📞 ANTHONY: Punchie TV; Godlike Jesus, Word of God, Memra (1:38:19) A: Olav, Islam or Zionism? Force vs Temptation (1:43:30) A: Epstein or Muhammad? Aisha… (1:48:21) 💬 Supers / Coffee: Cesar (1:51:09) 💬 Popcorn … Slippery slope, off the rails: David, Haden (1:53:45) 🙋‍♂️ END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/5/hake-thu-2-5-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/5/jlp-thu-2-5-26 🥊 ICYMI: PUNCHIE TV Hake blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/2/4/punchie-tv-ep-074-wed-2-4-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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