Location:
Sydney, NSW
Description:
Your daily half-hour podcast to get you through the mid-afternoon slump: HALFTERNOONS with Those Two Girls, Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills.
Language:
English
Episodes
A BIG Final Farewell from Lise & Sarah
6/16/2022
Today is the last episode of Halfternoons! We say a big thankyou and a big farewell to all of our listeners.
Lise shares her sons dentist antics
And Sarah didn't believe her child's injury
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Duration:00:31:20
Black Haired Thug & Piercings and Existential Crisis'
6/15/2022
Lise's husband has asked the unthinkable, he's asked for a rats tail
Sarah recalls the time she got a piercing before her 40th birthday
And we are swooning over Bob Irwin's polite rejection of a young girl asking for his number.
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Duration:00:31:23
BATHelona & The Kids Will Never Know The Struggle
6/14/2022
It's been revealed that younger generations don't like clubbing, resulting in establishments closing around the world.
Are you the a**hole for using correct pronunciation?
And you can score yourself $2000 if you let a bunch of cockroaches loose in your house.
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Duration:00:25:54
You're Not Cute Either & Bulgurs And Groats
6/13/2022
A lady has received backlash for telling her sister in law that her baby isn't cute.
What babies receive at French daycares has been revealed so we're moving to France
And, Lise was the (self confessed) best dressed at a costume party over the weekend
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Duration:00:25:55
Faceless Lise & Dinosaur Journalism
6/12/2022
Lise has acquired some injuries while on the back of her husbands motorbike
And Sydney Morning Herald is under fire after a recent opinion piece on Rebel Wilsons new relationship status
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Duration:00:25:57
Kylie Vs Kylie & Love To Win Or Hate To Lose?
6/9/2022
Lise met an exceptional young woman who has some great advice for aspiring athletes
A couple have opted to have Mickey & Minnie mouse characters at their wedding instead of food for their guests
And turns out Kylie Jenner and Kylie Minogue had *beef* over their name
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Duration:00:32:55
The Frontal Situation & Big Dog Boots
6/8/2022
Lise has an epic footy boots hack to get bang for your buck
Sarah runs through crazy laws in other countries
We discuss the new feature found it the latest Apple update
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Duration:00:19:14
HUMP Day & Can She Do A Handstand Though?
6/7/2022
We take a look back on one of our most beloved segments, Hump Day
Lise has picked up on something special in the latest episode of the Kardashians
And we discuss party tricks!
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Duration:00:20:58
Top Gun Obsession & Queenie And Her Bag Pipes
6/6/2022
Lise had an over the top (gun) experience at the movies with her husband
And we run through the Queens morning routine
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Duration:00:30:19
Elvis Premiere & A Big Announcement
6/5/2022
The girls recap their amazing weekend at the Queensland Premiere of Elvis
And we have a big announcement for all you Halfternoon-ers
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Duration:00:23:27
I'm Egyptian Toed, What Are You? & Thumb Gate
6/2/2022
We run through all the different types of toe aesthetics
A list has been revealed of the weirdest things left in Ubers
And more stupidest world records, this one involving a slam dunking hamsters
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Duration:00:25:43
Dad's Spew & Ocean Free Birth
6/1/2022
A lady has given birth in the ocean without medical assistance
Sarah doesn't know how to tell her husband he needs to spice up his curry
And we discuss the Queens night time routine
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Duration:00:26:04
Going "Sexy Gretel" & Spicy Star Signs
5/31/2022
Lise has been invited to a themed party!
We run through all the things you should be eating according to your star sign
And the most outrageous things celebrities have bought
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Duration:00:24:49
Dolphin Accents & Hotdogs Or Legs?
5/30/2022
We run through the most hated Instagram captions
Lise runs through more of the worst Guinness World Records
And did you know the correct way to break Toblerone?
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Duration:00:18:24
Dr Leech's Wife & Monty The Python
5/30/2022
Lise attended a prep birthday party with a whole bunch of reptiles
Sarah ran a half marathon
And a bride has some unwanted visitors at her wedding
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Duration:00:31:19
Shampoo, Conditioner, Beer & Procrastination Café
5/26/2022
We discuss a very interesting beauty tip from Elle McPherson
There's a new café in Tokyo aimed to help Procrastinators
Seweden has invented a VERY interesting cereal
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Duration:00:31:08
Ugly Hag Stroll & Womble The Support Dog
5/25/2022
Lise has found a variation of #The Hot Girl Walk
We discuss Womble, the emotional support dog
We discuss Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashians extravagant wedding
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Duration:00:30:58
The Binchelor & Going Incognito Mode
5/24/2022
The ladies received a very interesting email this morning
We discuss the latest Bachelor news
The Elvis movie soundtrack has been released
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Duration:00:26:49
Be Like A Silver Swan & Vintage Vendetta
5/23/2022
Sarah has learnt a new life skill
Apple has patent the idea of a driverless Virtual Realty car
And the search continues to find the ladies a vintage dress from the 1950's for their Elvis Premiere
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Duration:00:24:33
Wide Legged Woes & Naked Onions
5/19/2022
Lise wants to bring a dental assistance dog to her appointment
Sarah's husband is questioning her jean choices
And we run through the history of the democracy sausage before tomorrows election
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Duration:00:27:18