Table For One Dumb Boy

this is the very first premium episode for our patreon subscribers! congrats! and thank you! in this episode me and Dorian go off on some motherfuckers because we can. when you're behind a paywall you're safe. so you guys get to hear all the exclusive roasting of people we can't stand.

this week me and Dorian go in on a comic that describes herself as a "life coach" and steamrolls other comedians because of their insecurities.

this is my favorite episode I've done with Dorian

sorry for the tardiness i fucked up big time but i guess technically it's on time and not early as promised. i'll make it up to you somehow.

me and Dorian watched Loqueesha. A true masterpiece.

UCB is a pyramid scheme. For the price of a class at UCB I will train you not to be a wimp in comedy and be a badass that smokes and listens to The Anthony Cumia show. Improv is for losers.

we get real deep on this one. it's less of a podcast and more of a free therapy session for me where I found out the source of my anxiety that years of shrinks couldn't do. give me a degree, I've earned it. thank you.

we talk child sex trafficking in this one folks. no easy way around it.

after an entire day of trying to figure out what exactly was wrong with Levelator to fix the audio, I finally did it. and I hope this episode is worth all the trouble and the whole night of sleep I didn't get. I'm going to bed now. enjoy.

I recorded this as sort of a way to make me feel a little better. it's a quick one and it's just me kind of thinking out loud. trying to make some sense of things. I will be back and funny again with Dorian and Wade next week, I promise. was just experimenting with this as a bonus for the patreon subscribers. I love you guys for real and hope you stick with me while I figure out my mental health situation and make some sense of this wild ride.

me and Dorian forgot Intervention was an option as something to watch after months of not watching it. I love Intervention.

this is something I recorded and threw together as a bonus bonus if you will. it's not the weekly bonus episode that comes out tomorrow, this is a bonus bonus.

after a few unsuccessful takes me and Dorian are back at it with a PREMIUM episode all about joke thieves, the righteous gemstones and the genius that is Danny Mcbride and Jody Hill, episodes of Intervention that literally make me gag, and losers that wait in line for a chicken sandwich made by an ex con.

this week me and Dorian sat down and watched Christopher Titus' film Special Unit. although I respect Titus as a comic, this movie sucks a fat dick. it sucks so bad we couldn't even get one whole hour out of shitting on it so instead we shit on each other for the last half and decide that we let the listeners now.

this week I just go through and break down every movie of 2019 I have seen. don't worry, it's not a lot of them.

I'm cancelled

me and Dorian watch and provide commentary for Slumber Party Massacre 2. a very bad movie starring the lady from the show Wings. watch along with us.

the bitch and the dumb boy are back. gotta lot of catching up to do since the hiatus.

31 days of horror? yeah, I think I get enough of that watching the NEWS about our PRESIDENT

here's an episode we unlocked for xmas. it's from october and me and Dorian just got back from NYC. enjoy!