Smersh Pod

Welcome to to the magical, marvellous mystical land of Oz. A place where stand up comedian chickens chat with fat arthritic robots, while witches with severed heads chase you across deadly sand dunes with wheeled PTSD machines roll into your waking nightmares. Yes, it’s celebrated children’s film Return to Oz. And joining me to put on his best shoes and head out to a HEN DO, is Natt Tapley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE. This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate. Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells in Egypt, so he’ll we’ll have to toot and come in, is Dan Thomas. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE. This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate. Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells in Egypt, so he’ll we’ll have to toot and come in, is Dan Thomas. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One from the archives! This week we'll be donning our goggles, jumping in our kite, and going to heaven and back while fighting those damned Jerries - but because this is the 1980s, we will also be jumping back and forth in time and being American. Yes - it's BIGGLES: ADVENTURES IN TIME. Joining me to wanna be a hero is comedian and Welsh man, Dan Thomas. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman Returns And joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman Returns And joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders. There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson. Yes, it’s KRULL. Joining me to hide in the bushes and show his one eyed warrior to scared magicians, is Dan Tetsell Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders. There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson. Yes, it’s KRULL. Joining me to hide in the bushes and show his one eyed warrior to scared magicians, is Dan Tetsell Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John is joined by Paul Litchfield to look through For Your Eyes Only while minesweeping, and escaping the attention of under-aged women. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? How about the exact same script from the first film? Yes, it’s Ghostbusters 2 And joining me to read from his big book of Occults is Rob Gilroy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? How about the exact same script from the first film? Yes, it’s Ghostbusters 2 And joining me to read from his big book of Occults is Rob Gilroy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to another Star Trek special, as we explore strange new worlds; seek out new life and new civilizations; and get sexually excited by a giant cat lap dancing. Yes, it’s Star Trek 5 - The Final Frontier. And joining me to know this ship like the back of his hand *oww* is Paul Litchfield. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re Walken back to Happiness with a man so odd that even a bunch of bum-digging aliens don’t want him. Yes, It’s Communion. Joining me to TAKE ME TO HIS DEALER, is Dan Thomas. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well come to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here. There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches! Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion. And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here. There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches! Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion. And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic from the vaults. Welcome to Theatre of Blood! Joining me for a bloody and violent taste of their own medicine are the film critic and director, Ali Catterall, and the wonderful actor Paul Putner. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Harry Potter special! This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Harry Potter special! This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Harry Potter special! This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be travelling back in time to get our big ones out, while making sure we don’t get our Hampton’s court. What better way to bring in a new year than getting together with friends, and talking about a 57 year old man who is having real trouble coming. Yes, it’s Carry On Henry, and joining me to TUDOR fat, is Dan Thomas and Paul Litchfield. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.