Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

The gang read from their meticulously kept notes for "Cardassians!" John and Cam are on fashion watch, Bobi handles philosophy talk, and Rob tracks down recipes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Josh recasts all the Klingons. Engage! Follow Josh on Twitter Check out his podcast, The Bricked Pit Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Elle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage! Follow Elle on Twitter Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang hunkers down to discuss DS9's "The Siege! Rob brings the fun facts, John gets Shakespearean, Bobi sees Julian sparkle, and Cam wants just one more part!! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Newman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Producer John gets in bathroom trouble. Engage! Follow Newman on Twitter Check out his podcast, Movies 4 Dayz Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Captain Idol shops at the same place as Worf. All this plus a rousing game of Space Food! Engage! Listen to Captain Idol on Trek Time! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang return to the promenade with the season 2 premiere, "Homecoming!" We wonder how to use sex appeal, identify the DS9 Log Lady, and realize this episode is NOT a screwball comedy. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Julian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage! Listen to Julian on Strange New Pod Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang sing the praises of "Duet" as we discuss filing systems, disease names, work banter, and of course, Holocaust jokes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang hit the stage to discuss "Dramatis Personae!" We discuss space meth, wonder how much scenery got chewed, and are thankful for Quark in a neck brace. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang don their ambassadorial attire to take a tour of "The Forsaken!" Cam gushes about L'Waxana, Rob can't get enough of Odo's pail, John relates with O'Brien's computer problems, and Bobi does some piggybacking. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Wynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!" Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage! Listen to Wynde's work on The Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang's imagination runs rampant as they discuss "If Wishes Were Horses!" We wonder about the longevity of Rumpelstiltskin, baseball body types, and real dark turns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Ted joins the gang as they race against the clock to discuss "Timescape!" Riker presents himself, Worf has a day off, and Data is a loud breather. Meanwhile Cam is not a physicist, Rob wakes up form a nap, Bobi reveals her reason for being on the podcast, and Ted wants to know if he's wearing clothes. Engage! See if Ted's in any upcoming shows at The Siren Theater! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang moves forward talking about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Progress!" They wonder what the exchange rate of latinum is, admire Klingon Sloth, and come up with a new band name. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang are joined by Ashlyn and Rhianna from The Duras Sisters Podcst join us to take a good long look at ourselves while discussing "Second Chances." Riker doesn't text Picard, Troi is a prankster, and Worf folds. Meanwhile, Rob doesn't like pajamas, Cam gets rated, Bobi gets a tattoo, Ashlyn has seen it all, Rhianna risks her life, and John checks Riker's beard. Engage! Check out The Duras Sisters Podcast Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang sit criss-cross applesauce to listen to "The Storyteller." We discuss Bashir's awkwardness, Quark's charm, and Odo's bucket. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch