Grownups Are Lucky
Storytelling Podcasts
Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?
Location:
United States
Genres:
Storytelling Podcasts
Description:
Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?
Twitter:
@thejasonporter
Language:
English
Contact:
718-832-3542
Email:
thejasonporter@gmail.com
Episodes
Assist
11/17/2025
Our brains are our best feature and we are using them to build something to take their place so that we can drool in a corner, or maybe it will all be fine.
Duration:00:07:28
Thrum
9/4/2025
We are back with something that feels like it was bent and then stretched and then imprisoned and then released and then mistranslated and then turned into a glass trinket at the shopping mall. Yours to enjoy. Free of charge.
Duration:00:09:03
Escape
4/19/2025
Time is somewhere and wherever it is it is seemingly endless, like our time with the current former current president, endlessly predictable in its suffocating sense of endlessness.
Duration:00:06:36
Breakfast
3/9/2025
Episode two is totally off the rails. But in our defense there is a nationwide rails shortage.
Bonus: This episode includes a free song that will tickle your terror bones.
Duration:00:11:04
Breakfast
3/4/2025
Episode two is totally off the rails. But in our defense there is a nationwide rails shortage.
Bonus: This episode includes a free song that will tickle your terror bones.
Duration:00:10:44
Fuck
2/7/2025
A new season and an old nemesis. Catch back up with all your favorite characters and learn clever ways to enhance your love life.
Duration:00:07:36
Touch
11/9/2024
Did you ever notice how nobody seemed to notice that nobody was noticing because we were all too busy not noticing?
Duration:00:08:36
Monkey
10/25/2024
Take a step into the past, where you were just another hairy kid longing for speech.
Duration:00:07:29
Love
10/12/2024
We are all alone together.
Duration:00:06:22
Assassinate
9/21/2024
We were gone for a while, but so were you. This much anticipated installment is a story posing as a rant posing as a story. Also, a new sponsor!
Duration:00:07:10
Collide
4/18/2024
A lot of things happen on an airplane despite nothing actually happening on an airplane.
Duration:00:05:14
Stumble
3/12/2024
Time is like an uncomfortable canoe.
Duration:00:06:02
Childproof
2/23/2024
The future is whenever.
Duration:00:04:42
Consent
12/22/2023
It’s that time of year. Take care of yourself. Remember that spiritual fulfillment is in none of the places major advertisers are telling you to look. There is nothing under the tree that is going to fill your many voids. But, you do look great in that sweater and your egg nog is, once again, out of sight.
Duration:00:06:46
Pretend
12/18/2023
We only have so much time and yet we mostly waste it. This podcast is also a waste of time, but under five minutes, so maybe listen while on the toilet.
Duration:00:04:47
Isolate
11/10/2023
An exciting episode that may or may not be an allegory about the creative process.
Duration:00:04:47
List
10/31/2023
While we do things we start to think about other things forgetting sometimes that all the time we are absolutely nothing.
Duration:00:04:23
Party
6/27/2023
Are we robots? Are robots us? Are we us?
Duration:00:05:43
Post
6/15/2023
Love is mostly feeling fine about mostly not feeling love in the way you mostly thought you might.
Duration:00:05:24
Compute
5/11/2023
There will exist a moment when we will look to something that doesn’t exist to help us figure out if and how to exist.
Duration:00:06:08