CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn
Comedy
Winner of Best Comedy at the 2018 Australian Podcast Awards, CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell. The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests, narration by Jay Mueller and audio production by Matt Dower. It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They’ve been called ‘selfish’, ‘immature’, ‘unfulfilled’ and even ‘unAustralian’ – by their own families! Out of step with a world that exalts the traditional family unit above all else, Ian and Jennifer are also battling extinction in their workplaces – commercial radio and book publishing. Contains foul language. Not suitable for children.
Location:
Australia
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Winner of Best Comedy at the 2018 Australian Podcast Awards, CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell. The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests, narration by Jay Mueller and audio production by Matt Dower. It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They’ve been called ‘selfish’, ‘immature’, ‘unfulfilled’ and even ‘unAustralian’ – by their own families! Out of step with a world that exalts the traditional family unit above all else, Ian and Jennifer are also battling extinction in their workplaces – commercial radio and book publishing. Contains foul language. Not suitable for children.
Twitter:
@MrTonyMartin
Language:
English
Contact:
+61 423 797 244
Website:
https://childproofpodcast.com/
Episodes
Episode 6 - Baby Fever
6/19/2022
Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.
Duration:00:30:24
Episode 5 - The Cat’s Pajamas
6/19/2022
Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock.
Duration:00:28:05
Episode 4 - Child Labour
6/19/2022
Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work.
Duration:00:31:53
Episode 3 - A Long Weekend
6/19/2022
Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend.
Duration:00:31:56
Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse
6/19/2022
Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.
Duration:00:27:00
Episode 1 - Bring the Kids
6/19/2022
Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.
Duration:00:26:16
Episode 6 - Baby Fever
12/20/2017
Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany and Kat DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Wingnut and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane. With guests: SARINA ROWELL as Baby Shower Mum and SAM PETERSEN as...
Duration:00:31:24
Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas
12/13/2017
Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Shane and LACHY HULME as Sturgo With guests: SARINA ROWELL as the Receptionist and SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and Dion And JAY MUELLER as the...
Duration:00:29:05
Episode 4 - Child Labour
12/6/2017
Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo With guests: SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and LEE...
Duration:00:32:53
Episode 3 - A Long Weekend
11/29/2017
Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Kids and LACHY HULME as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo With guests: CASEY BENNETTO as Christos Tsiolkas and SAM PETERSEN as Ernie...
Duration:00:32:56
Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse
11/22/2017
Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and the Waiter DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as the Maitre’D and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Mal Paget With guests: SIMON ROGERS as Roderick and...
Duration:00:28:01
Episode 1 - Bring the Kids
11/22/2017
Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Paul and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo With guests: SIMON ROGERS as Ted SARINA ROWELL as Kerry and the...
Duration:00:27:16