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Anything that comes to mind

Anything that comes to mind

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United States

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Anything that comes to mind

Twitter:

@ScatteredAT

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 40 ~ Three Hundred Middle-Aged Men

8/21/2020
Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

Duration:01:20:31

Episode 39 ~ Ellie Falling Down the Stairs

7/14/2020
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Duration:00:59:32

Episode 38 ~ Ghost in the Snell

6/1/2020
Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

Duration:00:45:18

Episode 37 ~ Corbin’s Virginity

5/7/2020
Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.

Duration:01:06:53

Episode 36 ~ Where are They Now?

4/19/2020
Oh, god, we're not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he's not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.

Duration:00:49:10

Episode 35 ~ Give Thanks to the Meme Truck – Thanksgiving Special!!!

11/27/2019
Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.

Duration:01:28:43

Episode 34 ~ Please Pretend It’s Last Week

11/27/2019
Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.

Duration:01:19:56

Episode 33 ~ Halloween Special 2019

10/31/2019
On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All's well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It's the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua

Duration:01:23:43

Episode 32 ~ We Want YOU to Be a Part of BROCKHAMPTON

10/21/2019
Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua's many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.

Duration:01:05:18

Episode 31 ~ Luke Skywalker is a Stand User

8/30/2019
Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction's fixation with cousin-based incest. Music by Joshua.

Duration:00:56:59

Episode 30 ~ Volcel: Corbin Anew

8/19/2019
Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo's dismay and Joshua's support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua's apartment with the intention of engaging in debate. Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin's decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the...

Duration:01:01:02

Episode 29 ~ Racist from the Nth Dimension

8/7/2019
Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show. Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack:...

Duration:00:51:20

Episode 28 ~ Gettin’ Swung at Anime Expo

9/22/2018
In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin's time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua's education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo's time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo. Also discussed are Corbin's dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo's budding stock market. Music and sound effects by Joshua.

Duration:01:46:56

Episode 27 ~ Minecraft Glory Days

5/23/2017
It's a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break! In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games. P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.

Duration:00:56:20

Episode 26 ~ Shingeki no Middle Class Gangster

4/15/2017
Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn't stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin's vow of silence giving him no choice. Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and...

Duration:01:14:56

Episode 25 ~ Breath of the Wild is a Good Game

4/9/2017
Despite the new Mass Effect's legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.

Duration:01:26:05

Episode 24 ~ Everything is Dark Souls

2/27/2017
With the Nintendo Switch looming on the horizon, a strange new outlook overtakes Geronimo, Joshua, Corbin, and Luke- one of disappointment and decay. Don't even listen to this. It doesn't matter that they talk about Mass Effect. It doesn't matter that they talk about the Batman movie's directorial woes. It's the worst content ever. Just don't waste your time.

Duration:00:44:35

Episode 23 ~ Yoda is Weak to Rocks

2/14/2017
In this episode, the Samurai Jack trailer cures all illnesses, Joshua is placed under intense government surveillance while facing charges of Gameboy Advance ROM downloading, and some strangers inspired by the dour case cram a Bible into a top-loader NES and show off their creation to the world, dubbing it the "Retroblox."

Duration:01:03:59

Episode 22 ~ The Death of Knuckles

2/5/2017
In this episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast: Luke almost dies, Geronimo serves post-apocalyptic tacos, and Joshua worries over the short lifespan of echidnas.

Duration:00:47:44

Episode 21 ~ New Zelda, Old Reasons to Dread Everything

1/30/2017
In the wake of the death of Christmas, Geronimo, Corbin, and Joshua discuss the Nintendo Switch, Saving Private Jar Jar, and the affair that destroyed Donkey Kong's life. Joshua is temporarily warped into subspace, where he learns that sometimes things are okay and not completely terrible.

Duration:01:56:30