Scattered Afterthoughts

Geronimo sits upon a Texan ivory tower far up above the laws of his countrymen. Talk of things that would have been current a month ago. There’s a low whirring at some point that just kinda happens for a while. It’s like the third season of Twin Peaks.

Three people awaken from their two year cryo sleep so that one may experience resurfaced memories of the strongest gamer bro in the multiverse while the other two resume discussing One Piece.Music by Joshua.

Corbin’s talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma.Mu

WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk.Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films.Music by Joshua.

oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don’t get mad we aren’t like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit

wouldn’t it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the townwouldn’t it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dadswouldn’t it be fucked up if copyright laws didn’t hurt peoplewouldn’t it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her booksgumby

It’s the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me.

Hey, scatterheads, we've got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn't stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he's on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent's coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards Music by Joshua. Also don't actually give us money - Geronimo

Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT’s are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this

Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It's a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas. Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn't have time to find another Christmas song - Geronimo)

It's almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I'd call it like 'cubicles' yknow. Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod (Wish Background).

The heat death of the universe (also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze)[1] is a hypothesis on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entropy. Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium. If the topology of the universe is open or flat, or if dark energy is a positive cosmological constant (both of which are consistent with current data), the universe will continue expanding forever, and a h Music by Joshua.

Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.

What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn

Geronimo's secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua's constant poking around. It's the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It's Christmas. Corbin's phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.

Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We're a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We're adults. We're serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we're talking about Cyberpunk 2077's anticipated launch. Music by Joshua.

Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

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Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.