What The Suck?! Podcast

This week's movie has not one but two killers in it and they ain't both bigfoot's...but they both suck! Killer Bigfoot aka Fear the Forest (2009) Determined to uncover the truth behind the myth, a group of friends go deep inside the woods in search of the legendary Bigfoot monster. Watch it here - https://tubitv.com/movies/506382/killer-bigfoot wanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck

Well they say don't judge a book by its cover...also don't judge a bigfoot by the fact the movie says it on its poster. Without the midcredit sequence, this one would have been in the dumbster *yea i meant that. Bigfoots Bride Bigfoot goes about his daily business of survival: killing hunters, foraging for food and building shelter - until he discovers a group of campers and finds himself in love with the beautiful Jody. Watch it here: Tubi wanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck

Took longer that we anticipated but....we...are...BACK!! Season 5 is in effect and we start off with Bigfoot at Hollow Creek Canyon and if this first film is any indication, its gonna be a hurtful season! you can watch it here: Tubi Want to watch it along with us? check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck Bigfoot at Holler Canyon Creek (2016) A group of friends embark on a camping adventure to an idyllic location in the mountains. The horror begins as, one-by-one, they become the prey of Holler Creek Canyon's newest resident. The question is- it it man or beast?

Welp its all led to this! This years Christmas special involves one of the most iconic symbols of the yule, the tree itself. Join us for a fun ride with, The Killing Tree A widow casts an ancient spell on Christmas Eve to resurrect her executed husband, but it goes wrong and he returns as an evil Christmas tree. Watch it here Tubi Intro and Outro Music: Deck the Halls We Wish You A Merry Christmas Metal Versions by Alexander Nakarada check out more of his stuff here https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/19-christmas-metal

How appropriate a title and how did it take us so long to find this movie! We present the No. 2est of all movies, Monsturd! This is one big pile of shit Watch it here Youtube 1 Youtube 2 Tubi Outro Music: Ballad of the Monsturd Music by Kip Phillips Vocals by Lisa Rein Lyrics by Dan West and Rick Popko

Yup...you read that right, Weredeer....no, this is not the Christmas special. Weredeer (2022) Max and his girlfriend, Hannah, travel to the backwoods to spend Christmas with Max's eclectic family. When Hannah gets bitten by a deer, strange things begin to occur when the winter moon is full. Watch it here TUBI

With a title like that how can it be bad? well listen up 4 Milfs v. Zombies A group of moms celebrating ladies' night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a hungry horde of flesh-eating corpses. Watch it here TUBI

That's not cranberry sauce!!! Blood Rage (also known as Nightmare at Shadow Woods and Slasher) is a 1987 American slasher film directed by John Grissmer, written by Bruce Rubin, and starring Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, and Julie Gordon. Set on Thanksgiving, the film follows a woman and her adult son who are stalked at their remote apartment community by the son's unhinged twin brother who has escaped from a psychiatric institution after allegedly killing a man in cold blood years earlier. Watch it here TUBI YOUTUBE

Are you tired of those monkey fighting snakes on your Monday to Friday plane? You are!! Well, why not take a road trip to California and check out the city of Compton, birthplace of many famous rappers and absolutely no snakes, we promise!! Snake Outta Compton A young rap group is on the verge of signing its first record deal just as a giant, mutated snake threatens the city and the group's dreams of commercial success. Watch it here TUBI VUDU

Do you like Navy Seal movies? Do you like demonic movies? Ever see them fight each other in the same movie? Well don't get excited cause you won't see that here! Despite what the title suggests there's more Navy Seals and less demons than there should be. Navy Seals v. Demons The Bible Belt becomes hell on earth when demonic forces invade a small town. It's up to Navy SEALs and a band of bikers to expel Satan's army (or his weekend security team). Watch it here TUBI YOUTUBE

Another fun relaxing romp in the woods...or is it??? Today's episode is a sequel to a movie we were pleasantly surprised by earlier this season. Don't Fuck In The Woods 2 After barely surviving the night, the survivor of a vicious monster attack stumbles upon a group of counselors at a nearby summer camp, but when they learn her warnings that the creatures who attacked her before have followed her to the camp must fight the deadly creatures to get away alive. Be sure to check out our interview with the producer, Chris Gierowski, and director, Shawn Burkett, out now! DFITW 2 is available on VOD https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Don-t-F-In-The-Woods-2/2119677 and for purchase in December https://www.amazon.com/Dont-F-Woods-2-Collectors/dp/B0B94TGVPW https://conceptmediallc.com/streaming

We are very excited to bring you this interview with Chris Gierowski, Producer, and Shawn Burkett, Director, of "Don't F In The Woods 2". We hope you enjoy it and go check out DFITW 2 on VOD now.

Thats right suckster's......we're back!!! our newest episode dicusses the 2013 science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Mike Mendez. The film tells the story of a bug exterminator, who, with the help of a hospital security guard and the military, battles a giant spider that goes on a rampage in Los Angeles. check out here: on VUDU on TUBI on YOUTUBE

Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again. Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz. Cryptz (2002) When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film. Music Downtown by Vodovoz Music Productions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7o7yfx-1pk Watch it here https://tubitv.com/movies/465851/cryptz?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.44aa70d3-0174-5205-30fc-bbb414ed2459?autoplay=1&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb

From giant ants to giant molten spiders!! This movie serves not only as a universe builder for the Sharknado cinematic universe but also as a semi Police Academy reunion. Lavalantula Lavalantula is an American 2015 science fiction comedy horror thriller television film that takes place after a series of volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleashes a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas from which the film draws its title. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWndN0Eyk-I

Nope, just nope The Z Mars Heflin and his Protection Incorporated security team are the only force standing in the way of the ancient, ravenous species known as The Z as they seek to destroy the city. Watch it here https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09BBN612J/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

Dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! This movie rocks!! watch it! Dead Ant Members of a metal band get a chance at a comeback when they are invited to perform at Coachella. When they become stranded in the desert, they have to fight for their lives against giant ants. Watch it here https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09NSB7652/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

We are back from a break and back with another crappy movie. 2004's The Risen U.S. spaceship that disappeared on its descent back to Earth 44 years ago finally lands and what it’s carrying is going to be hell on Earth. Directed by Brandon Bethmann Eric Szmyr Watch it here https://tubitv.com/movies/644402/the-risen

Crikey!! That's not a knife!! **We want to apologize in advance for our terrible terrible attempts at an Australian accent** This week we go back to the woods but without the fun black tar Gorn from before. Lurking Woods (2021) Six friends get together for a long-overdue holiday at a cabin. The girls have organized a fun "seek and search" game, determining which guy they end up with. Little do they all know, a mysterious, masked killer has plans of his own to pick them off one by one. Watch it here: https://www.amazon.com/Lurking-Woods-Troy-Coward/dp/B08T6MLM9M Music by Jimmy Free Check out our patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/64107377 G'day!

After seeing videos of dybbuk box openings trending on Youtube, Texas resident Chris Chambers orders a dybbuk box from the dark web and opens it live on video. The results are near fatal and his condition grows progressively worse. The film is actually marketed as a documentary. The story is based on the viral challenge of opening Dybbuk boxes for views on YouTube. Watch it here https://tubitv.com/movies/566153/dybbuk-box-the-story-of-chris-chambers?start=true