Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed

When the scientist behind the next can koozie puzzle clue leads Discovery to a dusty green planet, Burnham and Tilly beam down just in time to request a sugar cube fun run to the high tower. But when winning the race means becoming the sacrifice, the Prime Directive gets fired into the sun to save a different new Star Trek show. How do you get kicked off of YouTube? What are the two levels of trap? Where are the atheists if not in foxholes? It’s the episode with an Edward Darkin. Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When a humiliated nepo-baby no-call, no-shows his job, all his choices have lead to becoming trapped in a transparent case of emotion with Michael Burnham. But when the flashbacks finally get to the bottom of Moll and L'ak’s partnership, it becomes clear why no one can be left behind. Which drinking games are best to play with babies? Where is the agony? Is there a butt in there? It’s the episode that’s a mishmash of feelings and manipulations! Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When Adira brings a bug aboard the Disco after hanging out with their ex, Captain Burnham and Commander Rayner narrowly avoid being Tuvix-ed when they attempt to blurp out of her ready room. But when a groggy future version of Zora lays out the stakes for the rest of the season, they’ll have to Quantum Leap their way through some of Star Trek: Discovery’s greatest hits in order to rectify the timeline. What would happen if Stamets met Wesley Crusher? Do hologram computers have privacy screens? Is Book going for the record? It’s the episode that refuses to show weird, old hand. Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When the poem leads an away team to the milk caves on Trill, Culber is way too eager to be inhabited by Jinaal Bix. But while Burnham and Book prove their worthiness in the quarry, Rayner learns Discovery’s crew members are surprisingly verbose. Where is there never any palace intrigue? What’s the first thing you want to do in Wilson Cruz’s body? How do you prep a dimple? It’s the episode that wants more representation eggs in more baskets! Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When Michael is left to decide who will take over for Saru as Number One, she makes the startling realization that everyone else is very pro Book Burnham. But when the dirt bike rental owner calls for the 10th time in a row to collect damages, the crew decides they're better off skipping town to chase Moll and L'ak than footing the bill. Doth the Book protest too much? Who's a scorpion and who's a frog? Does Betazed still have the cum plants? It’s the episode that makes you a ganglia you can't refuse. Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When Captain Burnham and the Discovery get assigned a red directive mission, she and Captain Rayner don’t quite sync up. But when Book is called in to help with The Chase, they track down the thieves and learn that this season’s MacGuffin was already opened by Fred. Why don’t more parents register for airline chair? What’s required to rent a shielded dirt bike? Which characters will season 5 be pivoting to full time? It’s the episode that wants a text before you call. Listen to Greatest Gen’s review of TNG “The Chase” Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea Friends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | Justice Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media: YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | Threads And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social

When Galactica is trapped in a Paulson-style nebula, they make a scary as hell jump to get ammunition for the war. But when President Rosalind suggests running instead of fighting the Cylons, Commander Adama is convinced that hope will save what’s left of humanity. Which actor gives two characters for the price of one? What’s the most likely name for a robot child? Who is more Larkin than Larkin himself? It’s the episode that doesn’t want the software update! It's MaxFun Drive! Support the production of Greatest Trek. Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When the Enterprise beams some mysterious riders aboard, it’s a less than 5-star rating by the time they reach their destination. But when the ugliest person in the room uses Spock as a meat sack, navigating home is easy but escaping space madness requires the help of a beautiful Doctor. What are the options for fixing a bent wick? Who is Scotty Basic Instinct-ing at dinner? How do you actually assassinate a Medusan? It’s the episode that’s making time for applesauce! We reached 2,500 members in this year's Greatest Trek Drive - THANK YOU! If you're not already a member, support the production of Greatest Trek today and get instant access to the entire catalogue of bonus content! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Kirk beams down for a house party on Cestus III, what he finds instead is an aerial bombardment and one very angry outpost survivor. But when the Enterprise gives chase and the Metrons sense violent intent, a broadcast death match is the only suggestion for conflict resolution. Are Spock and McCoy capable of effectively insulting each other? What kind of utensil can you bring to a dinner party? Is bamboo strong enough to make a bazooka out of? It’s the episode that is somewhat diminished by O’Herlihy’s presence. We reached 2,000 members in this year's Greatest Trek Drive - THANK YOU! If you're not already a member, support the production of Greatest Trek today and get instant access to the entire catalogue of bonus content! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When it’s time to make a museum out of the Battlestar Galactica, the ship’s decommissioning ceremony turns into an even busier day for Commander Adama. But when the Cylons magically split the trolly and send it down both tracks, President Rosalind enters into a power struggle with the new leader of the Colonial fleet. What’s the dream move during any argument? Are the Capricans actually Pah-wraith people? How does someone get through TSA with a meat scroll? It’s the episode that’s desperately clinging to the outside of a spaceship! It's MaxFun Drive! Support the production of Greatest Trek. Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When the Andromeda is betrayed by one of their own, the surviving crew make for the nearest black hole to try and escape. But when Capt Kevin Sorbo is the only survivor salvaged from the singularity, everyone he’s ever known is gone. Did somebody find the keys to Gene Roddenberry secret script cabinet? Do captains get to choose their own ship AIs? Is the ship hot or is it just hot in here? It’s the episode that wants you to stop picking at it! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When a test pilot’s propulsion experiment takes him much farther than expected, his shock on the other side makes him seem a little dumb. But when his guild of alien adventurers needs a handwritten equation to escape, John Crichton comes through with a rollerball mouse and earns their respect through math. Who was Farscape made for? How do you know when a show isn’t serious? Which piece of grit could turn into a pearl? It’s the episode with print magazine nostalgia! Watch the animation of Ben & Adam from this week’s warning buoy: https://youtu.be/wo5Af8E0A3w Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When a bunch of men in large snake heads suddenly jump out of a relic of alien technology housed deep within Cheyenne Mountain, General Hammond decides to call Richard Dean Anderson with a haircut out of retirement. But when they discover that the gate is less like two cans on a string and more like a touchtone phone, it’s going to take an ensemble cast with eidetic memories to dial in the right number. Does the snek make the X from the inside? Do Furries require fur? How many claymores can you fit in war wagon? It’s the episode that puts it in the theme.own. Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Captain Boone has the worst possible day at work, he’s offered a job by the aliens he doesn’t trust. But when his wife gets Final Destination‘d and his best friend lures him into the resistance, Boone calmly agrees to become a souped-up inside man. What’s the turn-around time on a custom headstone? Do surgeons ever take their tools home? Where was Eddy conceived? It’s the episode that didn’t make time for a breakdown. Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When a teen genius spends too much time in his basement making home videos, his ideas about holes are purely theoretical. But once he convinces himself to take the first slide, his experiment becomes a slippery slope of interdimensional tropes. What ever happened to all the aspirational teen spaces from the 80s and 90s? How did DoppelQuinn get so much done in 15 minutes? Can we get the art department on the phone? It’s the episode that may never get home! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Lieutenant Brogan gets shuffled over to Demeter City, it’s all hot dogs and police misconduct while on patrol with Officer Haldane. But when they get an important babysitting assignment for an unusual eyewitness puppet, the DCPD demonstrates its need for additional training. Where do 8-year-old Ben and 8-year-old Adam part ways? What’s the blue button on the hot dog dispenser for? Who earned their SAG card with this pilot? It’s the episode that’s here for the tongue stuff! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When a very large space station is rotten with ambassadors, the mousse budget is astronomical and the surfaces are very smooth. But when Commander Sinclair defies orders to keep the peace, Londo is the only one who doesn’t believe his nephew’s hostage video. Why isn’t there more science fiction tv? What’s the steel-to-person ratio of Babylon 5? How does a Star Trek podcast stay cool as hell? It’s the episode that’s banking sick voice! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Admiral Paris cons Brody out of the Caribbean and back onto his own ship, there are fewer majestic shots than you’d expect from Star Trek in the sea. But when a disgraced former captain joins George the Dog in a plot for revenge, only a talking dolphin can save the ship from rebel attack. Who is the Argyle of SeaQuest? What does Darwin keep in his dopp kit? Is there a dress code on the Delta 4 sub? It’s the episode that’s still rocking appendix! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord! Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Jesse Thorn joins Ben and Adam to relive a conversation with P-Stew, the intro runs almost as long as the interview itself. But when foundational SNL sketches differ, the resulting questions go from glib to sincere and Jesse offers up remote pod viewing directly into his adolescence. If NPR is Godzilla, what is PRI? Where do public radio and Star Trek align? What’s the weirdest thing about having lunch with Jesse? It’s the episode that fantasizes about a very elderly man’s workout routine. Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!

When Ben and Adam need to Q their A’s, Adam Ragusea stops by the pod to lend a hand. But when the trio wants Bonita Applebum and instead they get Apples and Bananas, it looks like things may be off to a rocky start. Where has Kevin been hiding all these years? Is it crenellation or castellation? Does Instacart deliver to the D quad? It’s the episode that asks “What did you think of that?” You can also watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/E95tg4XyG8g Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek! Greatest Trek on YouTube | Facebook group | Subreddit | Discord | Wiki Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz!