Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel

TIM BLACKWELL SPITS OUT HIS COKE TODAY. Sorry... No, you speak first. No, you speak first. Your hand was up first... Okay, I'll go then. Happy Thursday everyone! How'd you stop them from hitting on you? A woman decided to show extreme concern for someone who would send her unsolicited D-I-C-K pics as a way to shoo him away! We talked about Marlon Rando purchases and did you know that you can buy unclaimed lost luggage!? Some food was stayin' alive like the Bee Gees today, you'll get what we mean soon. Aaaand TV legend and host of 'Deal Or No Deal' Grant Denyer stops by to play a game of Quick Draw! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To celebrate Billie Eilish coming to Australia for her 'Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour', we've got your tickets to see her live. Grab the codeword from THIS podcast and keep it for Friday for your chance to win. And here's another little goodie... Finneas stopped by a while back to have a chat with Blackers for his podcast 'Introducing with Tim Blackwell'. Listen to their full chat now. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isn't this quite a Marlon Rando purchase? A woman named becky bought a lost suitcase from London Heathrow airport for $100, when the suitcase alone retails for $300. Hear more about it now. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello May - May the first be with you! What do you sneak into your workday? Workers have started a conversation about how they can do Pilates in the day. Listener Zac calls up to share he sneaks in a session during his workday! DIbber dobbers unite! A neighbour used a fake profile to expose a man's affair to his wife. Btw, Shaynna Blaze is releasing new music and Joel went to the launch party. We play a game of Melbourne celeb bingo to find out who attended the event! How big was the bender? Ricki's coming in with the latest and brought forward a story about some guy in the 60's who tried to stay awake for a few days! Influencers are making bakeries mad. Find out why! And what dish gets you the sesh? Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In case you didn't know, TV personality Shaynna Blaze is releasing new music and had a launch party for her new single 'Warrior'. Joel was there and we play a game of Melbourne Celeb Bingo to guess who will be there! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you sneak into your workday? Workers have started a conversation about how they can do Pilates in the middle of their workday. Find out about how workers do it now! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey you sneaky sneaky betch. We'll get to that a bit later... Did ya crush it? A supermarket smart gate CRUSHED an innocent shopper's hand after just buying juice and milk. What the actual?! How do you cure your loneliness? South Korean millennials are using pet rocks to cure loneliness. Beyonce and her mum are sharing clothes in the Glossys. We play Joel Jivin' AND talk about cruise packages. Also, you sneaky little devil, we go through the most forbidden places to ever exist in the world... and we ask callers where they've snuck into. Naughty naughty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got your tickets to see Billie Eilish's 'Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour' live in the country February and March next year. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at BillieEilish.com with NO MORE SHOWS TO BE ADDED! Here's how to win them with us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just... a little crush! A shopper was left bleeding after he hand was crushed in the supermarket's smart gate! Find out more details now. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love the news, especially our girl Sandra Sully! She did a whoopsie and accidentally misread an autocue on last night's edition of 10 News First. Hear it now! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God it's Monday. Shoutout to.... Jeorge? Horrgeeee? Yoorgeeee? Let Joel tell you how to pronounce it, how about that. Hey, how quickly did you f-up the relationship? A bride immediately dumped her hubby after he shoved her face into the wedding cake at the reception. Imagine. Someone sent a reeeeeal mysterious package into the office for Blackers and Joel unpacks it in Mailbag, and we just want to say... Paul Jenny, who the hell are ya? A Taylor Swift song has been declared as the official graduation anthem for Gen Z. Let's see if you agree with this. Speaking of, she's breaking more Billboard records with her new album. Joel has got an update about Area 51. And a famous Aussie magazine is making a comeback. .....Jeorgeeeee! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe yours was 'Graduation' by Vitamin C.... or 'Good Riddance' by Green Day. But on the Tok, Gen Z have now declared a Taylor Swift song to be their graduation song. Find out what it is now. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The day has finally come. We speak to the winner of Nova's First Class & 50K. While winning first class travel and $50,000 spending money, which trip is our winner going to choose: Ricki-Lee's trip to Paris, Tim's to London or Joel's to New York? Let's call up Keeahn right now - and hear his reaction! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How quickly did you f-up the relationship? A new bride has filed for divorce after being married for just 1 day. A lot of her friends are saying she's making a terrible mistake, but she is sticking by her decision. Find out now. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s episode is brought to you by Tim’s new funeral business idea, Cre-Mate… bring a mate, bring a plate and get a Cre-Mate! It’s the day after ANZAC Day. Now how many of you guys called in sick to enjoy a longer weekend? We speak to callers who share their pathetic little excuses while the rest of us slave away at our jobs! Was the tourist attraction a Baum-Baum?! The windmills on the Moulin Rouge fell off! How wild. Also we go through our new music we discovered with New Music Friday. Wait until you hear Joel’s suggestion. Also… we’ve been drinking porn star martini’s wrong this whole time? It’s Ricki’s shot to educate us on this! Enjoy the weekend and Happy Jacuzzi Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the tourist attraction a baum-baum?! The iconic sails of the windmill at the Moulin Rouge have fallen off and crashed to the ground. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The office was a little too empty today... because EVERYBODY took today off after ANZAC Day. Some booked it off, others chucked a sickie. Now, let's be honest here... what was your sickie excuse today? Callers share theirs. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh, hello there baby boy and baby girl! You big big cute and sexy podcast listener, baby. Today's such a good show, little baby. Here we go, baby! What's your sick day excuse? An AI excuse generator has been made by Uber to help you get the Friday off and enjoy a long weekend. Sarah calls up and shares what excuses one of her employees makes WEEKLY. Imagine being on the pisssss 24/7. This guy has a rare condition that means his body keeps producing alcohol! Now, baby, guess what, you big big smarty pant. There's a relationship habit that most people hate that doctors are saying is actually good for your dating life. Oooooh, you're gonna enjoy this one, big boy! We spin the Wednesday wheel and play a game of Emoji Game. Now, strap yourself in, you good thing, baby girl! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baby talk. Let's do it, baby girl. A doctor named Dr Kathryn Smerling has said that 'baby talk' could be beneficial for your dating life and relationship. Hear why now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's hear some sick sick day excuses. An excuse generator has been put together by Uber to help Australians find an excuse to get Friday off work. Caller Sarah shared with us what her employee has been saying EVERY WEEK when chucking a sickie. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.