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A Problem Squared

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Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast Squared. First one's free. You're welcome.

Location:

United Kingdom

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast Squared. First one's free. You're welcome.

Language:

English


Episodes
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082 = What Is Lint and Zero Hints

3/24/2024
In this episode... 🧺 What is lint? πŸ‘Œ When does zero count? πŸ’Ό And, as always, some business from the business briefcase. Please do send us your problems and solutions to the website: ⁠www.aproblemsquared.com.⁠ Bec’s got loads of gigs coming up! If you wanna go see her check out dates on her website: ⁠https://www.bechillcomedian.com/tour-gigs⁠. Matt’s also got an Evening of Unnecessary Detail every two weeks at the Cockpit Theatre in Marylebone, London. There’s going to be a mathssive (get it) Evening of Unnecessary Detail Extravaganza show at the Bristol Beacon on the 12th March.Find details for those here: ⁠https://festivalofthespokennerd.com/tickets/⁠. If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can also find us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Discord⁠ and on ⁠Patreon⁠.

Duration:00:56:04

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079 = Driving Clockwise and Evolving Dragonflies

2/11/2024
In this episode… ‡ Is it faster to drive around Australia in an anticlockwise direction on the inside lane? πŸ‰ What were dragonflies called before there were dragons? πŸ’Ό Business of an β€˜Any Other’ nature. New segment: Things Matt Needs Help With. If you can help with ANY of Matt’s ideas, get in touch! If you’d like to see Matt’s diagrams and GP MOTO plot, head on over to Twitter or Patreon! The podcast has officially HIT 2 MILLION! Tell us how you think we should celebrate. As always you can send your problems and your solutions into the Problem Posing Page: www.aproblemsquared.com. If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can also find us on Twitter, Instagram, Discord and of course, on Patreon.

Duration:00:43:36

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078 = Spinal Taps and Star Maps

1/28/2024
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ A LAT of LA chat. ⭐️ If you visited each star on the Hollywood Walk of fame in alphabetical order, how far would you have to travel? πŸ“œ And some sort of Any Other Businesses. Send us your problems and your solutions to the Problem Posing Page: www.aproblemsquared.com If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can also find us on Twitter, Instagram, Discord and of course, on Patreon.

Duration:00:49:34

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077 = Earth That Quakes and Quick Fire Takes

1/14/2024
In this episode… 🌏 How often do earthquakes take place in the same location, on the same date, in different years? πŸ”” Dingletts, dingletts and more dingletts! πŸ’¨ A fundamental buoyancy error. If you want to look into the data Matt used for his earthquake problem, you can find that here: ⁠https://www.ngdc.noaa.gov/hazel/view/hazards/earthquake/event-data⁠. If you want to see the plots Matt mentions, please head on over to ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠. Here are Bec's podcast recommendations: - Science Vs: ⁠https://gimletmedia.com/shows/science-vs⁠ - A Podcast of Unnecessary Detail: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-podcast-of-unnecessary-detail/id1441973787⁠ - Swindled: ⁠https://swindledpodcast.com/⁠ - Decoder Ring: ⁠https://slate.com/podcasts/decoder-ring⁠ - And of course, her own brand new podcast 'Enemy In Paris': ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/enemy-in-paris/id1720149980⁠ As always, send us your general problems and solutions to the website: ⁠www.aproblemsquared.com.⁠ If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can also find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠Discord⁠.

Duration:00:46:57

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076 = Human Pasta and Strada Romana

12/31/2023
In this first episode of 2024… 🍝 How long would human spaghetti be? πŸ› Do all roads actually lead to Rome? πŸ“œ We have new old business for a new new year. If you want to go see Matt and Bec in LA get to the Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank on Sunday January 7th at 5pm! Bec and Matt will put on An Evening of Unnecessary Detail along with a few of their friends as guest acts! Come and say hi! Matt will sign your calculato. Bec will also sign your calculator - right across the top of Matt's signature. If you want to go to that, you can get your tickets here now: https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/an-evening-of-unnecessary-detail/72865/ As always, send us your general problems and solutions to the website: www.aproblemsquared.com If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can find us on Twitter, Instagram, Discord and of course, on Patreon. P.S episode not intentionally Italy themed.

Duration:00:38:24

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075 = Roman Recursion and Role-Play Immersion

12/17/2023
In this episode… 🏺 What is the biggest roman numeral word? 🎲 How do I get my friends to play D&D? πŸͺ΅ A Christmas Stumpdate! πŸ’Ό And the business briefcase is OPEN. If you need some extra listening over the next few weeks, have a listen to Bec on Dan Schreiber’s podcast β€˜We Can Be Weirdos’ you can find the link here: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/mrymvb29⁠ If you’ve got any LA based problems, send them in to the Problem Solving Page: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2s2x7az4⁠ We'll be announcing the venue for a Podcast of Unnecessary Detailonce a venue has been found. And if you’d like to receive a belated, but signed Christmas card you can still sign up to Wizard Support on Patreon here: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/aproblemsquared/membership⁠ (You’ll get a digital version too!) As always, send us your general problems and solutions to the website: ⁠www.aproblemsquared.com⁠ If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can find us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, and of course, on ⁠Patreon⁠.

Duration:00:42:31

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074 = Chocolate Powder Fails and Consonant/Vowel Details

12/4/2023
On this episode… 🍫 Can you prevent hot chocolate from clumping? πŸ–Š When is a vowel a vowel? πŸ‘Ύ We have some Discord news! πŸ’Ό And a small amount of Business, of Any Other nature. The holidays have arrived early because, and APS DISCORD IS FINALLY HERE! Head on over using this link: https://discord.gg/mYEZR3Hp You too can make your computer talk! Here's a link to the Praat vowel software Matt was using at the start of today’s Dinglet: https://www.fon.hum.uva.nl/praat/ If you’d like to see the Vowel Space video referenced by Matt follow this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdldD0-kEcc And for more from linguist and phonetics expert Dr Geoff Lindsay (and with that voice, who wouldn't!) you can do that here: https://www.youtube.com/@DrGeoffLindsey If you know anything about the Apollo 11 flight diagram depicted here: https://tinyurl.com/4wjwcu6c let us know! As always, send us your problems and solutions to the website: www.aproblemsquared.com If you want more from A Problem Squared, you can find us on Twitter, Instagram, and of course, on Patreon.

Duration:00:48:20

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073 = Farting Thrust and Pocket Mistrust

11/20/2023
In THIS episode… πŸ’¨ How low would gravity need to be for farts to lift you off the ground? πŸ‘– Is there a solution to suboptimal trouser pockets?πŸ”” Ding ding ding! πŸ“œ Business, fresh from the Any Other briefcase. If you want to participate in a MathsJam near you, you can find your local event right here: ⁠https://www.mathsjam.com/⁠ And if you are a child, or an adult who has children who are fans of the show, tell THEM to send in their problems for our kids only episode - coming soon! Don’t forget to tag the problem with the word β€˜Kidition’, it’ll help us find it! If you want to commission a cool bum-bag to support a good cause, Bec mentions Second Stitch Melbourne in her dinglett. You can find a link for them here: ⁠https://www.secondstitch.org.au/⁠ Please do send us your problems and solutions to the website: ⁠www.aproblemsquared.com⁠ If you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, and of course, ⁠Patreon⁠.

Duration:00:48:54

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072 = The Perfect Paint Set and Rubik's Reset

11/5/2023
In this episode... 🎨 What's the best hypothetical paint set? 🧊 Can a single turning pattern return a Rubik's cube to where it started? πŸ›° And some Any Orbital Business! If you want to weigh in on the Reasonable / Unreasonable debate, and watch Bec in her element painting a wardrobe, follow this link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyJwjphMesl/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== If you want to see more from the colour theorist, Peter Donahue, who consulted on Bec's problem, find him on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/art.pete.repeat/?hl=en For Martin Bellander's incredible colour graph, follow this link: https://blog.martinbellander.com/post/115411125748/the-colors-of-paintings-blue-is-the-new-orange Please do send us your problems and solutions to the website: aproblemsquared.com. If you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:57:24

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071 = Snap Probability and Zombie Mobility

10/22/2023
In this episode... πŸƒ Is the probability in a game of snap changed if two packs of cards are used? 🧟 Can zombies ride bikes? πŸ₯£ A commemorative plate-bowl update. πŸ‘» And some Any Other BOoOoOosiness! If YOU want this year's APS Christmas card be sure to sign up to the Wizard Level on Patreon by the END OF NOVEMBER. You can do that here: https://www.patreon.com/aproblemsquared/membership We'll be sharing a link to our new Discord soon. In the meantime, go talk on the APS Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AProblemSquared/ As always, pease send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:54:15

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070 = Speaking Profanities and Lettered Localities

10/15/2023
In this episode... πŸ“£ Which words sound rude in other languages? ✏️ Which letters go where most often? πŸ›© And some any aeroplane-autobahn business! Tony has give us some fantastic Maths Decor. Platonic Solid doorknobs and how to make them: https://ko-fi.com/s/642d70ef7f A couple of brilliant listeners gave us some great more information on emergency landings on the Autobahn. You can find links to that here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_strip and here: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notlandeplatz_auf_Stra%C3%9Fe#Autobahn-Behelfslandepl%C3%A4tze. You can find a selection of highway and Autobahn landings captured on camera here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj1diDwW8WWUj8vYdlo3kIBUPzxfedn_n You can now subscript to I'm A Wizard on Spotify! If you want to do that, here are instructions on how to integrate Patreon on Spotify on the app: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/17201706786573-Listen-to-Patreon-exclusive-audios-on-Spotify More news about the Discord is COMING SOON!

Duration:00:58:31

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069 = Tiling Planes and Driving Planes

9/24/2023
In this episode... - What is the optimal maths based pattern to decorate a rented home? - Is it possible to fly a plane on the autobahn? - And some bloody brilliant Any Other Business You can find more information about the Art Installation, or Zeitpyramide, Matt references in the catch up here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitpyramide For more amazing tile patterns, check out Ayliean's TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ayliean/video/7276938427071876385 And if you'd like to read the Hat Tile original paper, you can do that here: https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.10798 Here's the APS Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AProblemSquared/ We'll share our new Discord, which we don't really know how to use yet, once we've got some mods in place so watch this space... As always, pease send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:47:30

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068 = Big Feastival and Bike Intervals

9/12/2023
Coming to you AS-LIVE from a tent at The Big Feastival! In this wet and festivally episode... - How green is cycling really? - An update on Stawberry-gate. Again, if anyone has any information about the Time Fun jumper, please do send it to the Problem Posing Page! Check out our social media to see it if you haven't already. And finally, please send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. IF you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:32:00

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067 = Line Times and Wide Words

8/28/2023
In this episode… πŸ™ How often do the hands of time align? πŸ“œWhat is the longest one syllable word? πŸ’ΌAnd a very large serving of AAAOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB After such glowing recommendations, you’ve got to go listen to Confidence Man: https://www.confidenceman.com.au/ Here’s Bec’s contribution to the Samaritvans exhibit: https://shop.sarahgraham.info/products/samarivan-bec-hill. If you find yourself in Hitchen between the 22nd - 29th September 2023, go see the exhibit for real, at Arkley Fine Art on Hermitage Rd. More about Arkley here: https://arkleyfineart.co.uk/. If you want to check out more of Sarah Graham’s work you can do that here: https://sarahgraham.info/. If anyone has any information about the Time Fun jumper, please do send it to the Problem Posing Page! And finally, please send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. IF you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:52:39

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066 = Strawberry Yields and Football Fields

8/14/2023
In this slightly sports adjacent episode... πŸ“ Are there more strawberries or old men on earth? ⚽️ Is Melbourne Rectangular Stadium more or less rectangular than the average football stadium? πŸ† Did Austrailia beat Denmark at the Women's World Cup? Find out here! πŸ–‡ And a healthy dose of Any Other Business. You can watch Bec's striker skills in action on CBBC's Saturday Mash Up, here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001pnkl/saturday-mashup-live-series-6-episode-6 Here is a link to WayBackMachine used by Bec to research her problem: https://archive.org/ If you'd like some fresh insights into the Global Fresh Strawberry Industry, you can find that here (2022 - 2023): https://www.skyquestt.com/report/fresh-strawberry-market If you too want exclusive access to the latest Magic Square breakthroughs follow this link: https://numbers-magic.com/?p=9988 Here are Ian's joke specifications for fire hoses, adapted from an old set of joke pipe specs dating back to at least the 80s: https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/14917.23.html As always, send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:59:17

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065 = Central Parks and Baseball Larks

7/31/2023
This is a single problem, AOB-less and DIY episode...what could be more New York? 🏟 Baseball fun in New York City! πŸ“ How central is Central Park really? πŸ“œ Vibe for this episode: "It's real man" A NOTE TO ALL LISTENERS: Please be aware that audio quality may not be what you're used to. This episode deviates from the usual format. The structure heard here is what we like to call: Freeform. We've put a map of Manhattan on Twitter if you want to have a look at that as you listen! As always, send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:34:37

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064 = A Tetris Education and Candy Bar Formation

7/17/2023
In this episode... πŸ‘Ύ What is the best way to win at Tetris? 🍫 Revisited: Have all the candy bars been invented? πŸ“œ And some AOOOOOOOOOB. You can find the Bonham's Nintendo Gameboy Sale: https://www.bonhams.com/auction/19144/lot/250/nintendo-game-boy-flown-in-space/ Check out the rest of the sale too...it's pretty cool: https://www.bonhams.com/auction/19144/the-space-history-sale/ Evidence of the Beng-Beng Chocolate Caramel Hazelnut Crispy Wafer bar: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203119821326 As always, send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:45:56

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063 = Meta Magic Squares and Fire Hose Care

7/3/2023
In THIS episode... πŸ”² Is it possible to make a magic square of magic squares where each cell is the magic constant of another magic square? πŸ“œ Bec becomes a document detective! 🚨 It's a New York Alert πŸ’Ό What's in the briefcase today? ❓AND a big muppet reveal. You can find the Magic Square of Magic Squares here (It's the second one on the page): https://inderjtaneja.com/2022/02/10/100-magic-squares-of-order-42-with-numbers-00-99/ Here's the original Numperphile video 'Magic Squares of Squares (are PROBABLY impossible)': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdsj84UdeYg&ab_channel=Numberphile The Firehose Specifications Document can be viewed here (It can't be real, right?): https://ifunny.co/picture/australian-government-fire-hose-spfcifications-all-hose-is-to-be-PDLNwbBZA?s=cl Now you know, which muppets Bec and Matt are - tell us, which Muppet are YOU? And send in your CONEY ISLAND related problems to the Problem Posing Page: www.aproblemsquared.com, or on social media @aproblemsquared. If you want to sponsor the podcast, head on over to our Patreon page. You can can find that here: https://www.patreon.com/aproblemsquared

Duration:00:50:38

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062 = The Ice Cream Hack and Burger Rings Packs

6/18/2023
In THIS episode: 🍦 Can you lose weight with a diet of ice cream and beer? πŸ” What's up with Burger Rings? πŸ›Ž DING! DING! DING! DING! πŸ’Ό And some A-OHHHHH-B. Here's the Burger Rings 1992 ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo5sKqwUQBs Here's the ACTUAL packet, as remembered by Matt and Bec: https://www.flickr.com/photos/fordsbasement/7183508658# As always, send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. If you'd like to find out which Muppet you are (who doesn't, right?) you can skip ahead of Matt and Bec to do the quiz here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/which-muppet-are-you. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:36:33

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061 = Shifting Dates and Lifting Waits

6/4/2023
On THIS episode... 🌍 Where should Earth be? πŸ›— What's the best way to spend one minute in a lift? β™Ύ Why are there different sizes of infinity? πŸ’Ό And, business. Any other. Send your problems and solutions to our website: aproblemsquared.com. If you'd like to find out which Muppet you are (who doesn't, right?) you can skip ahead of Matt and Bec to do the quiz here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/which-muppet-are-you. And if you want more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter, Instagram. and Patreon.

Duration:00:51:54