I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry

We watch Season 11 Episode 3 of Vanderpump rules. Ann Cleans up Toms mess yet again. The girls special guest DJ Emo Nite. Schwartz calls Ariana out for her ego. Sam is sad for Schwartz, irritated by Schena, feels mothered by Lisa and generally wants to visit everything Vanderpump. Meanwhile Chuck plots revenge for having to watch such train wreck. Get your own stickers of the Vanderpump cast at https://SamiSticksStuff.Etsy.com Music from this episode: 'Funk Game Loop' Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We watch Season 11 Episode 2 of Vanderpump rules. Tom is planning a birthday against Arianas wishes. The girls get ready to DJ Emo Nite. The Last night at Pump. Sam is turning on Sandoval, but still loves the drama and Ariana's bush too. Meanwhile Chuck wonders what things he can paint that might be a better use of his time. Get your own stickers as recently purchased by Tom Schwartz https://SamiSticksStuff.Etsy.com 'Funk Game Loop' Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We watch Season 11 Episode 1 of Vanderpump rules. After last seasons Scandoval explosion we see the other cast members dealing with the aftermath. Sam is loving the drama and thinks this is the best reality show ever. She binged all 10 other season recently and fell in love with the show. Meanwhile Chuck has no idea who these people are and he tries to keep up. 'Funk Game Loop' Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

On this Episode, we discover the after math of Megans singing career. Michael and Sarah seek help. Lacey runs into the arms of John after Shanes overshare. Tracie runs away with the dog. Andrea discovers a secret about Lamar. Brittany brings home a new surprise for the family. On Doctor Who we see the cybermen and the cyberium invade the last outpost of the human race. The Doctor and fam escape only to jump directly into the frying pan. Sam and Chuck tried an experiment for Episode 8, that was not possible to follow and was really difficult to edit. Which is entirely too bad as Sam decided that Doctor Who wasn't so bad after all. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

On this weeks Life After Lockup, Marcelino and Brittany visit an attorney. Angela goes for a night on the town without Tony. Clint pays the bond to get Tracie out of jail. Lamar and Andrea get serious about their physical relationship. Josh and Cheryl discuss the incident. Michael, Megan and Sarah welcome a new member to the relationship. On Doctor Who, the crew gets time to live their normal lives. The Doctor goes off to Aleppo to help a patient in care. Nightmares happen all over Sheffield and The Doctor must help figure out what happened to Ryans friend. We also get a serious message about mental health. Chuck is reaching his breaking point with the stars of Life After Lockup. Sam reached that 6 Episodes of Doctor Who Ago. If you need assistance, there are services that can help you The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals. SAMHSA’s National Helpline 1-800-662-Help(4357) is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service (in English and Spanish) for individuals and families facing mental and/or substance use disorders. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

On this weeks Life after Lockup, Angela lays down the rules for Tony. Clint talks to an Attorney about bail, Lamar and Andrea have a revelation for the kids. Josh and Cheryl finally get some alone time. John gets out on bail and Shane scares the paint clerk away with his news. Meanwhile Sarah does some forensic audit of the receipts of Michael and confronts him about her discoveries. On Doctor Who, the Doctor and Family split up for some investigations of a bizarre happening. They get to the root of the problem for both sea life and just how much plastic is inside the human body. Sam Finally admits that Doctor Who is better than whatever shenanigans that Cheryl and Josh are up to. Chuck tries, poorly, to explain the fan reactions to every Doctor Who regeneration cycle. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

In this episode of Life After Lockup, we learn if Megan caught the feels for Roc and if Michael has any side chicks. Sarah and Emmy go out and drink responsibly. Shane and Joe come back from their night of drinking less responsibly. Shane couldn't be happier about what Lacey discovers about John. Cheryl's car breaks down, Josh and his mom have to go pick her up like a bunch of teenagers. Tony sleeps in Angela's car. Clint asks for support from his parents, as does Brittany of her mother. On Doctor Who, they bring back fan favorite character Captain Jack Harkness. The Judoon lock down Earth to look for a fugitive. Sam takes this time to catch up on her Candy Crush. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

On Life After Lockup, Lacey leaves to find John while Shane goes to the bar. Sarah sees a custody lawyer, while Michael is sick in his hotel room. Cheryl changes her plans to be with Josh. Brittany's mom comes to visit. Clint and Tracie explain their incarceration.While Lamar is concerned about the population diversity of Utah. The Doctor encounters Nicola Tesla and the scorpion like scavengers, the Skithra. The Skithra plot unfolds around Nicola, while Sam takes a nice nap during all the action. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

On Life After Lockup, we see just how little patience Andrea has. Lacey and Shane have an explosion in the yard. Angela has a bigger bonfire, while Marceleno goes on a job interview. Megan and Michael go on a date line dancing, while Sarah contemplates her bills. The Doctor and crew win a trip to and all exclusive resort for a spa vacation. Everyone is excited except Sam because I made her watch another episode. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

On Life After Lockup from WE TV, we learn more about Priscilla. Michael meets B. Lacey and Shane move. Angela discovers Tony's secret. We also learn how The Doctor once again outsmarts The Master on Doctor Who from the BBC. Sam couldn't even find any outfits she liked in this one. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

In This episode we discuss Series 12 Episode 1 of Doctor Who on the BBC. We Also watch the Season 2 First look of Life After Lockup from WE TV. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

We watch and discuss the Season 3 trailer for Life After Lockup on WE TV and the trailer for Doctor Who Series 12 on BBC. Music from this episode from https://filmusic.io 'Funk Game Loop' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC by (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)