Two Dicks in a Bar

The Dicks discuss Jesse‘s political aspirations, the college protests, the coming TikTok ban, huffing, abortions, self cutting… you know, a Fox News top 10 list of what’s destroying America --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Are you a curious person? Do you want to know why golfers yell, “fore”? Why Dubai flooded? Why Dave got shot? Perhaps this IS the episode for you? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Lot lizards, Trump, and other things that suck up to Truckers --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Artificial grass vs turf, DeSantis vs grass, and tick vs snake in the grass. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The Dicks go deep into the R word, Oregon’s drug problem, and who does the best hand job. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Two dicks, talk dreams and try to figure out how to listen to each other. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Jesse gets distracted by Mike’s need for alcohol and his story suffers terribly because of it, but… We get drinks. Huzzah! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Modern dating, tic-tok’s that kill us one day at a time, or there’s no free will. Best of luck either way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The hypocrisy of the two-party system and other rants. While Mike is away the Dicks will play. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Two out of three dicks agree, the world is leaving everyone behind. Two out of three dicks, agree, having kids is a waste of money. Two out of three dicks, agree, cast will eat your eyes out of your skull after you die. Pick one and invite your friends that disagree. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Valentine’s Day suggestions, moral dilemmas, and the lowdown on Mr. Bean. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The social studies episode? More like the dick said a few dirty words! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Reforming schools, labor laws, mushroom trips, and anything else your child is involved in. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The Dick’s hear about Jesse‘s upcoming camping trip with the kids, and Disc Golf. Lots of Disc Golf. We’re sorry, too much Disc Golf. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

Dad jokes, sports talk, and the Iowa caucuses, don’t worry, it gets better. Not much but better. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The Vagina Queen stops by and knocks us off our soapbox and onto the boxspring. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The Dicks realize people can’t read anymore, and that monopolies rule… No cap. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

If you’ve ever been interested or curious about the mastication proclamation… Then get ready for the dicks, new segment, Dick tips! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The Dicks are excited to bring in the holidays with discussions about corpse steam, kink shaming, and butt stuff. Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

The dicks share their big five. Who’s neurotic, extroverted, or aborting things in Texas? Tune in to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support