Paleo Bites
Comedy
Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Twitter:
@MatthewDonald64
Language:
English
Website:
http://paleobites.libsyn.com/
Tyrannasorus rex, the Tyrannical Hump King
Duration:00:10:01
Sauroposeidon, the Lizard of the Earthquake God
Duration:00:26:34
Fasolasuchus, the Crocodile of Tomas Fasola
Duration:00:23:52
Alaskacephale, the Head of Alaska
Duration:00:23:21
Simosuchus, the Pug-Nosed Crocodile
Duration:00:23:47
Tenontosaurus, the Sinew Lizard
Duration:00:27:19
Anchisaurus, the Intermediate Lizard
Duration:00:25:05
Maiasaura, the Good Mother Lizard
Duration:00:26:52
Simbakubwa, the Great Lion
Duration:00:25:25
Australopithecus, the Southern Ape
Duration:00:29:59
Megalosaurus, the Great Lizard
Duration:00:27:35
Basilosaurus, the King Lizard
Duration:00:28:16
Proa, the Prow of Val de Arino
Duration:00:26:13
Simocyon, the Short-Snouted Dog
Duration:00:22:42
Paranthropus, the One Alongside Man
Duration:00:26:07
Ambulocetus, the Walking Whale
Duration:00:26:40
Coahuilaceratops, the Horned Face of Coahuila
Duration:00:27:38
Coelurosauravus, the Hollow Lizard Grandfather
Duration:00:17:51
Prognathodon, the Forejaw Tooth
Duration:00:29:32
Pakicetus, the Pakistani Whale
Duration:00:27:13