Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi friends, We did it, we watched two SOUTHERN CHARMS for our 2damp2trash edition of our recap! We also made HATS (thanks to Kin Ship Goods!) Damp Trash Detective HATS! They are HERE. They come in both green and pink, and they are FANTASTIC. In this recap pod, the gang goes to Mexico for some kind of wellnes…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com The season has ENDED, only the “reunion shows” coming up soon! We did a douple dip again, since work travel got in the way. Thank you for bearing with us as we figured all this out! In this recap, we see some really ugly bathing suits, the gang break up and get back together again …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Ok, Damp Trash Detectives! We got double trouble coming at ya! To make up for being away, we are still recappin’ and reactin’ but at a double pace so we won’t let a SINGLE episode SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS! We also have FINALIZED the prototype of the Damp Trash Detective hat, that will be on sale through our pa…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hey y’all!! So sorry we got behind a week, but get ready for this BONUS DOUBLE EP RECAP AND REACT POD!! We are starting to fully form our opinions on this season’s cast. Guess what: underwhelming! And I have a dark energy theory on KIM. PFT has a dark energy theory on just…the entire gang. But does that stop us from having FUN discussing these past two ep…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com To my Damp Trash Detectives, In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Welp P&Ders, Bear witness to 7 women eating lunch outdoors with double+ that many servers in this episode where we are just watching a work trip SLOWLY unfold, I guess? Angelica remains a POS, Audrey is slowly going lukewarm on Eyebrows Senior (because why wouldn't she), and Demy…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Look, we were HONORED to have Mr. John Hodgman watch his SECOND episode of VANDERPUMP RULES with us this week (don’t sleep on his fantastic substack: Secret Society)! Find out if he was able to follow along (spoiler alert: he has opinions on Kim and Marcus). Paul F. Tompkins goes deeper on his Audrey consp…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com We had the HONOR of recording with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider for their podcast GARBAGE SESH! In this CROSSOVER episode, yeah, you heard that right, Casey & Danielle learn about Damp Trash detective work, Casey is a Craig apologist, Paul is a Never Craiger and both Jan…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hiiiii Listeners! We have our latest reaction podcast for ya a little late. We were in San Francisco for almost 5 days at the Sketchfest! What a time, really great comedy shows all around. But unfortunately it prevented our regular recording schedule for our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast universe …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi all, In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH. All this AND MORE a…

Happy New Year, Homekins! We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poetic about the show Traitors! What do YOU think and feel about this great and messy human experience? Tell us (respectfully) in the comments! Thank you, everyone, go forth and be kind and loving. It is the way. Hugs not thugs, Janie & PFT All bonus content we discuss can be found with a simple upgraded subscription. Why not? We’re probably living in a simulation. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Welcome to the first podcast of damp trash this year! In this bonus content STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode… We podcast. Get into it. It’s nuts. …we take on the yearly Boy’s Dinner at Miss Patricia’s, we learn her current butler may have a traumatic brain injury and discover that Whitney may be drowning in …

Welcome new subscribers AND seasoned ones! It is our monthly FLAGSHIP podcast known as STAY F. HOMEKINS, where Paul F Tompkins and me get into unplanned, sometimes tender sometimes silly but always REAL TALK STYLE meandering ‘after-dinner’ conversation. A peek into the MINDS of a married couple in Hollywood trying to make sense of this brokedown fever dream of a life. Can creativity be preserved? Will Janie win the Power Ball (spoiler: NO! No one did!), will Paul ever tour by bus again, and together will they both end up in different bunk beds at the same time in different places in the future!? Be your own Santa and level up here! Take a listen - hey, it don’t cost nuthin’ because it is FREEEEEEE. We offer the bonus stuff the rest of the time, so saddle up and COMMUNE. Weigh in below in the comments and AS ALWAYS: Stay safe, stay SANE and stay STRONG! Love a dub dub, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Ok, I won’t write about this in third person, like that headline, so as not to confuse anyone! It’s us! Janie & Paul. And we’re here to let you know we will be once again watching the latest season of SOUTHERN CHARM on Peacock to record our bonus podcast episodes for maximum enjoyment. Subscribe to please go on the season 11 Southern Charm journey with us. Do you need to watch the show to listen along? No! Many of our bonus listeners DO NOT watch it but still mainline the pod eps for an extra dose of absurdity! Our first episode is landing here behind the paywall, just to let you know we are BACK, BABY! Let the Damp Trash Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!! Hugs, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hi fam! In this November FREE podcast episode pf STAY F. HOMEKINS, listen to Janie & Paul (that’s us!) discuss the latest email release in the Epstein scandal, whether we are living in an alternate reality or realities with aliens and whether or not we would DIE for Paddington (spoiler alert: I would jump in front of a godd*mn grenade for Lord Paddington!) In addition, we have decided to (once again!) recap and react to the new season son SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo (for some reason) which starts SOOOOON. Upgrade here if you would like to listen to our bonus pod episodes discussing SOUTHERN CHARM! We appreciate you listening to our lonely, little indie podcast! We are so happy be in communion with you through our conversations! It feels a little less lonely to have this space, so thank you. Happy November! xo, Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hiya folks! Welcome to the Spooky Season Month of STAY F. HOMEKINS WATCH-A-LONGS! And this one is another FREEBIE!! It’s a scary movie about LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!! And you know what?I think we need more of these. SOME PEOPLE COULD USE THE EDUCATION. So find this John Carpenter gem and sync up our audio here alongside it to immerse yourself in the WORLD of a society where THEY live. Ugh, I mean, we already are living it, amiright? This little puppy is dropping FREE in your feed this week. But don’t forget to upgrade for our other watch-alongs! We appreciate your support of our community here, whether it is to listen to STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast or keep up with all of the goings ons and bonus HOMEKINS content, we wouldn’t be here without YOU. So, YOU live. Let’s ALL live. And enjoy THEY LIVE. 😎😎😎😎😎, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hey Everyone! Please enjoy this month’s FREE after-dinner conversation with US, Janie & Paul, your comedy couple co-hosts. In this episode Janie wonders if Tilly Norwood will reboot every Eddie Murphy character, Paul gets invited to Riyadh after our bathroom break (not really!), and together the duo does the math on Fonzie’s existence through American authoritarianism. Does anyone have a blu-ray copy of a particular 1994 film that captures our imagination? Let us know in the comments! Because physical media is in danger, Janie & PFT Below is where you can upgrade to get all of our bonus episodes! Scary movie watch-along is HAPPENING!!! BOO! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well there has been so much going on with Late Night TV of late and now, the DEVIL is part of it? This film was new to both me and Paul, and it takes place ON Halloween! Can’t get more festive for spooky season than THAT! Buckle in for some 1970’s la…

Well, goblins, me and PFT are giving ya something to HOWL about! We are kicking off the October Spooky Movie Watchalong Season (where we will give you FIVE movies in 2025!) with this gratis companion audio to stream THE HOWLING alongside us from 1981! Be dogged and upgrade your sub (if you haven’t already) so you can access EVERY movie this month (in addition to our many archived watch-alongs!) If you are already a premium member, please know, we deeply appreciate it and you. Your support means so much to us and keeps this hidden little humor community afloat. And we need a positive outlet so much these days. So thank you for being a member. Truly. Remember how this works, if you’re rusty: find the movie to play or stream, begin our audio on some separate speakers (we help you sync up with us), kick back and WE WATCH IT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY! Smishety-smash that subscribe button! In this one we learn about horny werewolves and their truly mundane internal politics! Turns out communes are NOT THAT EASY TO RUN! Howl away, Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Well, hello out there cuties! It is Virgo Season, amirite? I mean, I dunno what any of that stuff means, but it is funny to pretend! This is our very special FREE TO ALL September edition of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, where you get our “after-dinner” style spontaneous, free flowing conversation between us, a married couple, who work in comedy and entertainment RIGHT OUTTA LOS ANGELES! Upgrade in preparation for our Spooky Season movie watch-along drops! In this month’s edition, the tree drama CRESCENDOES, and as a Tree Mom, I have a lot to say. Paul doesn’t know which side of the tree he’s on (until it all comes out!), Janie describes a fun night and together, the duo, pretty much rely on the importance of art, connection and creativity as a lifeline in these STILL VERY INTERESTING TIMES. (Are they interesting? Or just stupid? You be the judge!) Tune in, drop out and hug a tree. Love, Janie & PFT! Thanks for drinking our Weekend Water! This post is public so feel free to share it. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe