Middle Children
Comedy
Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
Language:
English
Episodes
Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life
5/6/2024
On this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:57:23
Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters
4/29/2024
Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:57:31
Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville
4/22/2024
Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:09:53
Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup
4/15/2024
After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:59:20
A Middle Children Update
4/1/2024
A Middle Children Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:04:05
Between Some Kind of Farm Situation and The Fierce Women of The X-Men
3/25/2024
Jessie is finally taking song writing classes to get back her creative juice. Chris would love a world where we all get more appetizers. This episode features a fabulous new roast and toast of this audience's favorite subject, super heroes. Get tickets to our next virtual event- The Wedding Of Jessie Jolles, below! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:57:35
Between Snakes In The Garden of Eden and Wedding Flash Mobs
3/18/2024
Chris is in his slut phase and back from an eventful trip to LA. Jessie is in her artist phase and writing again. This week C and J have weddings on the mind and get into some improv about the big day. Get tickets to our next Livestream, "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles" below! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:05:26
Between A Rock and A Hard Place
3/11/2024
Chris tells the crooked tale of his latest, scandal filled, dating saga with an ending that may SHOCK you. Ticket link for our next live stream show "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles", below! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-tickets-856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:06:14
Between Building Forts With The Man of Your Dreams and A Giant Box of Fortune Cookies
3/4/2024
Jessie has had a busy week of hitting the club and building forts. Chris is not new to wild nights and doesn't think Jessie could keep up with him. This week features a wild QVC segment for the ages with prices on items that just can't be beat! Get Your Tickets Now For Our March Live Stream- The Wedding of Jessie Jolles! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-tickets-856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:05:43
Between A Flawless American Fitness Test and A Well Funded Artist Collective
2/26/2024
Chris is grateful for American Idol for all the amazing talent they've brought the world. Jessie just wants to fund her dream art collective for all the artists in world. We also roll out a brand new Hallmark about.....well, we don't really know, but it's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:22:03
Between A Delicious Buttercream Cake and High Powered Hotellier In Love
2/12/2024
Chris is in his cake baking era and Jessie is over award shows. Luckily today's Hallmark features a love story for the ages about a high powered hotellier finding love when they least expect it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:23:23
Between Stigmatizing Mental Health and Getting Free Sexy Massages
2/5/2024
Chris would love to move out of the heathen hell hole that is New York City but if he can't get a boyfriend here, where would he go? Jessie is back on the apps and feeling frisky....for free erotic massages. If you like being sold things you don't need, great news, the iconic QVC segment is back and better than ever. Get a ticket for the Sunday Valentine's Day Brunch Live Stream for this Sunday (2/11) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/814189672227?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:03:11
Between Being Stuck In Traffic With Sciatica And First Dates At Orange Theory
1/29/2024
Chris thinks people who go on first dates to workout classes are out of their minds. Jessie can't sit in traffic while driving because her Sciatica is killing her! This and other musings. Get tickets for the Valentine's Day Brunch Livestream Here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-red-roses-and-eating-chocolates-alone-a-middle-children-valentines-day-live-show-tickets-814189672227?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:00:10
Between Falling Out of a Hammock and Snow Shoveling Dyslexia
1/22/2024
Chris and Jessie debate the merits of trying to be sexy in a hammock, pretending to be dyslexic to get out of shoveling and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:00:55:36
Between No Carb Diets and 2024 Bingo Boards
1/8/2024
After a long break for the holidays, Chris and Jessie are back to kick off their 2024 with positivity (kind of) and a slew of New Years Resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:10:10
Between Giving Away Furniture and Cuddling With Bad Intentions
12/18/2023
It's the last Middle Children of 2023. Jessie ponders whether or not men can cuddle for a night without wanting sex. Chris takes solace in the fact that if he puts some furniture out on the street, it's not wasteful because someone is always gonna take it. The final Hallmark of the year features a high powered crude energy attorney looking for a holiday romance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:09:04
Between Hitting It Off With A Stranger and Delicious, Edible, Essential Oils
11/20/2023
Jessie is convinced that Chris will hit it off romantically with a friend of hers that she seems to know very little about. Chris is skeptical because it's not common that he really likes anybody any way. With the holidays coming up, we've also got you covered for gifts with another edition of the new fan favorite QVC segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:02:44
Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines
11/13/2023
Chris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodka. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:15:07
Between a Room Full of Organized Chaos and A Rant About E.L. Fudge Cookies
11/6/2023
Jessie and Chris try to get on the same page about their dream houses but run into some difficulty landing on a shared aesthetic. Chris cannot contain his strong feelings about the new and def not improved E.L. Fudge cookies but Jessie is in love with a soft and chewy sugar cookie. We wrap up this week's show with a Hallmark featuring a high powered book editor on wild ride of self discovery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:23:51
Between Hundred Dollar Doll Houses and Open Toed Shoes In NYC
10/30/2023
Chris is binging horror shows to get in the spirt of Halloween. Jessie is in her building miniature houses phase and no one can stop her. In place of a Hallmark, we unveil our first ever test run of the "Roast and Toast" segment focusing on the footwear of summer in New York City. Prepare yourself, because it for sure, is a test run. Buy tickets NOW for TONIGHT'S Halloween Livestream https://www.eventbrite.com/e/middle-children-between-trick-and-treat-halloween-live-stream-tickets-728864472257?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Duration:01:01:58