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To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo

Comedy

Hello! You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, let's be real. For all I know, you're here because we used to date or we went to school together and you wanted to see what I was up to before you went asleep (we've all been there). To Be Continued is my podcast that mixes sketch, social commentary and well, really whatever comes to my mind. That's part of the fun. It's a conversation I have with you that never ends...thus the title: To Be Continued.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Hello! You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, let's be real. For all I know, you're here because we used to date or we went to school together and you wanted to see what I was up to before you went asleep (we've all been there). To Be Continued is my podcast that mixes sketch, social commentary and well, really whatever comes to my mind. That's part of the fun. It's a conversation I have with you that never ends...thus the title: To Be Continued.

Twitter:

@cristela9

Language:

English

Contact:

3237706915


Episodes
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EPISODE 39: I'M NOT HIGH OR LOW...I'M MEDIUM MAINTENANCE

10/5/2023
I'm back with a new episode where I thank my new (and old) supporters and talk about how being in the middle can be a great thing. Also, talk about mental health and how it affects me and how I treat myself....and the Cowboys. lol

Duration:00:38:29

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EPISODE 38: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS 'R US KID (FINALLY)

4/20/2023
This week I talk about my toy/retro video game haul that I got in San Jose while doing shows at the IMPROV with my friends Steve Halasz and Jerry Rocha and how buying old stuff can unlock moments that bring back memories and remind you of times when you were happy. Sometimes we need that reminder.

Duration:00:38:36

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EPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS

4/13/2023
I went to Wrestlemania 39 last week. Grew up a wrestling fan and had some people criticize it because "it isn't real." It made me realize how much people LOVE to judge things people might like because THEY think it's weird or lame. My point is: If it makes you happy....who cares? It's hard to find joy sometimes. When you find it, don't let it go.

Duration:00:37:52

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EPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE

4/6/2023
This week, I talk about how it's been over a year since we last talked! Haha...the video of this podcast will be available on YouTube. I also talk about being tired and busy and what I've been up to. For example, I just got back from Mexico City working on something!

Duration:00:42:21

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EPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021

1/1/2022
I just wanted to do a quick episode to say "It's The Next Year!" to everyone. I'm saying this instead of Happy New Year's because why give you the pressure of trying to be happy if you don't feel like it? I decide to randomly do a list of five things I remember of the top of my head about 2021....not good or bad....also, I mention NFTs but I don't know what they are?

Duration:00:35:35

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EPISODE 34: Merry Christmas! If I'm Wearing Pantyhose, I'm Robbing A Store

12/25/2021
This episode was recorded on Christmas as a Christmas gift to all of my four listeners. In this episode I catch everyone up on where I've been and what my year has been like. It's had ups and downs and guess what? I'm still here. I talk a little bit about writing a Lifetime Christmas movie, hosting Legends of The Hidden Temple and preparing to shoot my second Netflix stand-up special!

Duration:00:43:53

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EPISODE 33: Are You Sure You Can Afford That $12 Sports Bra

6/25/2021

Duration:00:48:56

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EPISODE 32: Why I Hustle in Silence And Let The Lamborghini Make The Noise...

6/18/2021
This week, I talk about having a baby...my niece NOT me though I do like to eat for two but that's another story and seriously...can we make a Lego set of Los Bukis a real thing?

Duration:00:39:07

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EPISODE 31: Do You Ever Ask Yourself If You're 'Enough?'

6/10/2021
I finally made a new episode of my podcast and explain how the struggle I have with doing my podcast is the question that makes me wonder if I'm doing "enough" for people to want to listen. I always catch up everyone on what I've been up to...like writing a Lifetime Christmas movie with a predominately Latino cast, directed by an awesome female director and why I'm so into vintage clothes lately.

Duration:00:44:28

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EPISODE 30: Should Birthdays During A Pandemic Count?

1/2/2021
This week, my listeners realize I'm back after taking months hiatus to try to help save democracy. Did it work? We still don't know! Starting the year with a new podcast to catch people up. Also, for the first time ever, I talk about my birthday in public and about roller skating.

Duration:00:45:19

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EPISODE 29: The Last Four Years Feel Like I Get A Daily Paper Cut And Touch Lemons

8/6/2020
In this week's podcast, I talk about what projects I've been working on lately, my work with the Joe Biden campaign and why the Trump presidency feels like what the name of this episode is: The Last Four Years Feels Like I Get A Daily Paper Cut And Touch Lemons!!!

Duration:00:51:59

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EPISODE 28: TGIF (Tias, Goya Is Fired) EVERYONE!

7/10/2020
This week, I break down why the media is not "a virus" and how I love when I ask people to unfollow me because they support a racist. Also, I talk about the magic of Latino supermarkets and why our spending power is a tool we need to learn how to use more...I'm not talking to Goya anymore, it knows what it did.

Duration:00:48:50

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EPISODE 27: Stop The Spreading Of The Karenavirus

7/2/2020
It's time we talk about the importance of wearing masks during a pandemic where people are dying....and how not wanting to wear one because it's about freedom is the dumbest thing I've heard. Go run into a burning building after fire fighters tell you not to because of "FREEDOM" then....(insert eye roll here)

Duration:00:42:19

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EPISODE 26: How About A Jeffrey Dahmer Statue? He's Part Of Our History Too...

6/24/2020
This week, I talk about breaking all of my four listeners' hearts last week when I DIDN'T podcast. Also, I talk about why we like to celebrate the worst parts of our history and pretend like those were the good old days. And....why my VERY Catholic mom taught me to support LGBTQ.

Duration:00:34:58

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EPISODE 25: The Person That Knows Me Best...

6/10/2020
This week, I introduce my best friend Steve to my four listeners. If you follow me on social media or have seen me on tour, then you know him. We got people from IG to have Steve ask me questions they wanted the answers to because he knows, I don't really like to get too personal...

Duration:01:13:39

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EPISODE 24: Black Lives Matter

6/3/2020
In this week's episode, I talk about why I support the protests and talk a little about why it's important to support the movement and make sure you don't insert yourself into it. There's really nothing more to say about it.

Duration:00:32:47

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EPISODE 23: I Was Depressed? I Just Thought I Was Poor

5/28/2020
This week, I talk about my love of space and science, I break down my breakdown from 2018-2019 because it's Mental Health Awareness Month and the thing I'm into this week is money...YOUR money!

Duration:00:52:49

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EPISODE 22: White People Should Stay Out of Haunted Houses

5/20/2020
This week, I dive into why I LOVE scary movies but also what is wrong with them and talk about why I’m wearing workout clothes but not working out. Also, I talk about how I’m the kind of person that makes playlists about playlists.

Duration:00:29:16

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EPISODE 21: St. Vicks Vaporub - The Saint Of Healing On A Budget

5/13/2020
This week, I break down low-budget health care and talk about what it was like translating action movies for my mom as a kid. Also, I list all the video game consoles/systems I have and talk about Animal Crossing. Did I mention I'm single? Pew Pew.

Duration:00:52:46

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EPISODE 20: Taking Down My Cinco De Mayo Tree

5/6/2020
This week, I talk about the importance of Cinco de Mayo, one of the holiest holidays for my Mexican community and how I'm having a hard time understanding it's May. Also, I go on about comic book movies and how I want to give people bricks.

Duration:00:44:21