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Your Aunties Could Never

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Your Aunties Could Never bring you entertaining no-nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say. AK, Farrah & Nana, are three friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavors and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Elite Auntie status. The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture, and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective. Think a daytime chat show but with seasoning, real talk & large amounts of Melanin Magic.

Location:

United Kingdom

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Your Aunties Could Never bring you entertaining no-nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say. AK, Farrah & Nana, are three friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavors and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Elite Auntie status. The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture, and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective. Think a daytime chat show but with seasoning, real talk & large amounts of Melanin Magic.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Ratcliffe Immigration Comments, Eni Aluko drama and Jamaica Smuggling Case

2/16/2026
Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode. AUNTYVENTION 🫂 The Aunties unpack the Jamaica smuggling case involving Teraiya Stapleton and Geneviéve Was Teraiya’s mother right to call for public support? And what accountability looks like when public stories do not quite match up. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY 💐 Mia Mottley on securing a historic third term as Prime Minister of Barbados, sweeping all 30 seats once again. 💐 Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson for giving us Valentine’s soft life done properly. 💐 Cardi B for kicking off her world tour to rave reviews. ENEMIES OF PROGRESS 🚩 Cardi B's rumoured to be ex, NFL star Stefon Diggs for his Super Bowl side quest behaviour. 🚩 Football pundit Simon Jordan for his TalkSport comments towards Eni Aluko, and the wider debate about whether Ian Wright should have spoken up and whether Eni is doing too much. 🚩 Donald Trump and MAGA reactions to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, plus Chris Brown and Ma$e adding their two pence. 🚩 Jim Ratcliffe, Manchester United co owner and INEOS chairman, for comments about immigration and claiming the UK has been colonised. Make sure you tune in and expect real talk with nuance and receipts, flowers when they are due, messy dilemmas with no nonsense solutions. www.yourauntiescouldnever.com

Duration:01:40:48

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SPECIAL GUEST MS BANKS ON BEING A SOUTH LDN LOVER GIRL

2/12/2026
This week, your favourite Aunties are joined by Ms Banks as she steps into a major new chapter. They talk her first ever tour, the release of her debut album South LDN Lover Girl, and her journey as a rapper coming out of South London. Ms Banks opens up about growth, confidence and the realities of relationships, knowing when to walk away and when something is worth fighting for.

Duration:00:56:23

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Trump Attacks the Obamas, Reproductive Coercion and the Epstein Files | Your Aunties Could Never

2/9/2026
This week, your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode. They stage a powerful AUNTYVENTION, unpacking why reproductive coercion should be recognised as abuse, sparked by Liv Nervo’s experience with her child’s father and the wider implications for women’s autonomy and safety. In WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, the Aunties give flowers to British Grammy winners Olivia Dean, FKA twigs, Cynthia Erivo and RAYE, with a special nod to Kendrick Lamar for becoming the most Grammy awarded rapper in history. They also offer controversial welcomes to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Candace Owens after their very public turn against MAGA. In ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, Donald Trump lands back in the bin for racist attacks targeting the Obamas, a UK to Jamaica flight descends into chaos after hours of nonstop religious chanting, and the Aunties break down the Epstein files, with a clear reminder that being named does not equal guilt. Expect real talk with nuance and receipts, flowers when they are due, and messy dilemmas with no nonsense solutions. YouTube. Apple Podcasts. Spotify. www.yourauntiescouldnever.com

Duration:00:50:22

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EXTRA AUNTIES - Is your man allowed to get a Shea Butter Massage?

2/5/2026
On Extra Aunties, your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana discuss relationship boundaries... Can your man get a massage without asking for permission, and is a whine with a stranger harmless or a red flag?

Duration:00:28:20

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I Show Speed Haters, Vic Mensa, Nicki Minaj and Speaking ill of the Dead

2/2/2026
This week your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah, and Nana discuss whether it's okay to speak ill of the dead. They welcome Vic Mensa to the family and put Nicki Minaj, I Show Speed haters and Suella Braverman in the Enemies of Progress bin.

Duration:01:22:41

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EXTRA AUNTIES - DETTY DECEMBER RECAP

1/29/2026
Your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with a little bit extra.

Duration:00:27:41

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HAPPY NEW YEAR - The Beckham Drama, I Show Speed in Africa, Warlord Donald Trump

1/26/2026
Happy New Year your favourite aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with a brand new episode. This week's Auntyvention goes to the Beckham's. The Aunties offer advice to David & Victoria and Brooklyn on how to just get along. Welcome to the family includes Sinners for its record rreaking 16 Oscar nominations, I Show Speed for his brilliant tour of Africa. Enemies of Progress - Donald Trump for his continuing War Lord antics, Morrocco for their unsportsmanly behaviour towards Senegal's AFCON win and Romanian tennis player Sorana Cîrstea for her Karen antics toward Tennis champ Naomi Osaka

Duration:01:18:08

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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH 90S BABY SHOW

12/20/2025
YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are joined by Temi Alchemy and VP from the 90s Baby Podcast for the final show of the year. It is the Christmas episode and the Aunties are closing out 2025 by revisiting the biggest Enemies of Progress and handing out a final round of Aunty Ventions. 🚩 Who really moved on better, Cardi B or Teyana Taylor 🚩 Breakfast Club, Joe Budden and Your Aunties Could Never and the year of shake ups and break ups 🚩 Has there been a Black man crisis this year 🚩 Can Diddy redeem himself 🚩 Black culture debates, from Soul Food to Essence Fest and who gets to speak on Black American culture 🚩 What we are leaving firmly in 2025 and the standards we are taking into the new year

Duration:02:13:16

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Enemies of Progress, Golden Globes Podcast Snub, Trump, Piers Morgan and Beyoncé

12/13/2025
Your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana get into this week’s Enemies of Progress. We also stage an AUNTY VENTION for Big Tobz and his “ex”.

Duration:01:45:33

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Women, Burnout and Boundaries: How to Build a Life That Feels Good

12/5/2025
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by three extraordinary women transforming how we think about work, leadership and wellbeing. Together they unpack modern womanhood how to live fully without burning out how motherhood and ambition can coexist and what healthy living really looks like when women are carrying careers, families and community. A grounded and inspiring conversation about joy, rest, boundaries and choosing yourself.

Duration:02:37:11

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DREAMING WHILST BLACK SPECIAL

11/22/2025
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by the incredible team behind the award winning series Dreaming Whilst Black. Creator and lead Adjani Salmon, actress Dani Moseley and actress Jo Martin pull up to get into the realities, frustrations and joys that sit behind one of the most talked about British shows of recent years. Together the Aunties and our guests dive into the themes that make Dreaming Whilst Black hit so close to home for so many Black creatives and Black families: 🚩 Are Black creatives still being set up to fail even when they finally get the opportunity 🚩 When white privilege shows up loud and proud, do you challenge it or keep the peace 🚩 Black Tax, family pressure and expectation, how do you hold your dreams together without breaking 🚩 Can you spin the block and make love work the second time around 🚩 Dating while grown, is it freedom or friction 🚩 Can friendships survive when everyone is growing and winning at different speeds 🚩 Are we finally seeing healthy Black fatherhood on screen 🚩 Can Black love be soft, steady and unproblematic even when life is not

Duration:02:29:01

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Pastor Calls Woman "A Witch" For Asking For Baby Formula & Why Marriage Is Dying?

11/14/2025
A pastor really called a woman "the spirit of a witch" for asking for... baby formula?! Make it make sense. The Aunties are heated this week and trying to figure out why so many churches are failing their communities. We're also diving deep into that viral stat: In 1970, 91% of women were married by 30, but today it's only 32%. But why is the blame always on women's careers and not the men who aren't proposing? And we HAVE to talk about the Black hairdresser trauma. Ak, Farrah & Nana shares a salon horror story that is way too relatable—from relaxer burns to just bad customer service, we've all got the PTSD!

Duration:01:39:38

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GUEST MARVYN HARRISON - EMBARRASSING BOYFRIENDS, MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH

11/11/2025
IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING, MEN’S MENTAL HEALTH AND AN INDUSTRY RESET This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by Marvyn Harrison of Dope Black Dads to get into the latest cultural talking points. Inspired by Chante Joseph’s piece in British Vogue, the Aunties ask why having a boyfriend has become embarrassing in the digital age, and explore how women are redefining love and visibility online. They also mark Men’s Mental Health Awareness Week by addressing the silence surrounding male wellbeing and the real cost of ignoring it. Dapper Laughs lands in the bin after saying he “felt seen” by the new John Lewis Christmas advert, and 50 Cent gets called out for his side-eye commentary on Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral win.

Duration:02:53:51

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YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER - GET TO KNOW YOUR FAVOURITE AUNTIES

11/3/2025
Your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are back in a brand new studio! In this special episode, the Aunties reintroduce themselves to you their loyal supporters and extended family. Expect laughs, memories, and a few surprises as they spill fun facts, share what they love (and can’t stand).

Duration:01:03:45

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GUEST - NIGERIAN ARTIST ZLATAN - TALKS SUCCESS, FAITH & FATHERHOOD

11/1/2025
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by Nigerian rapper, singer and songwriter Zlatan, the voice of the streets and the mind behind Zanku Records. The Aunties get into Zlatan’s journey from Ikorodu to international fame, his game-changing Zanku dance, and his iconic collaborations with Burna Boy, Davido, and Olamide. He opens up about hustle, legacy, fatherhood, and how he stays grounded while shaping the sound of modern Afrobeats.

Duration:01:22:50

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GUEST - ELAINE THE PAIN | Fake Babies, Unbrushed Teeth & Cheating Husbands

10/26/2025
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by cultural commentator Elaine the Pain, who opens up about experiencing racism after calling for a boycott of South Asian shops, as they take on this week’s Enemies of Progress 🚩 Stephen Lawrence’s killer David Norris begs the family for forgiveness but still refuses to name his accomplices 🚩 Tim Westwood spotted living in Nigeria while facing multiple assault charges in the UK 🚩 A Scottish woman admits to faking a pregnancy and using a silicone doll as her baby 🚩 South London bus routes hit by cockroach infestations as drivers demand action 🚩 Jennifer Lopez’s ex husband calls her out for lacking self accountability 🚩 Young Thug casually reveals he only brushes his teeth once a week 🚩 Major brands called out for ignoring Black History Month 🚩 Keke Jones goes viral after accusing her husband of cheating through their entire marriage

Duration:02:15:51

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Marvin Abbey on African vs Caribbean Households: The Real Differences!

10/21/2025
What happens when Marvin Abbey from 3 Shots of Tequila joins the aunties for an unfiltered sit-down? We talk growing up Nigerian, the golden age of Garage & Channel U, and why Marvin says some people “ain’t got the patience for nonsense.” Expect laughs, real talk, and plenty of nostalgia — from bad drivers and messy partners to African household rules, boundaries, and relationships. 00:00:00 – FOMO & Garage vs Jungle debate 00:06:00 – Channel U stories & early grime scene 00:13:00 – Bad drivers, patience & road rage 00:24:00 – Boundaries, relationships & household rules 00:39:00 – Nigerian upbringing & family values 00:49:00 – African vs Caribbean grandparents & respect 01:00:00 – Parenting, discipline & modern resilience Subscribe for more hilarious, heartfelt conversations with your favourite Black voices. Hosted by the Aunties – where culture, community and conversation meet every week. 🔗 Follow us on social media: 📸 Instagram: https:https://www.instagram.com/yourauntiescouldnever/ 📘 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourauntiescouldnever 🌍 Website : https://www.yourauntiescouldnever.com/ Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClrHRR7F5wdsemykVoCQkPQ/join

Duration:01:19:20

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GUESTS - JUDI LOVE, ZEZE MILLZ & SHERISE BLACKMAN - SEX, RELATIONSHIPS & THERAPY

10/10/2025
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by the creator and stars of Audible’s first Black original scripted audio drama Do Not Disturb, Sherise Blackman, Judi Love and Zeze Millz. They get into everything from sexual freedom to toxic love, and how honesty and humour collide when women talk about what they really want. Inspired by the story of three bold, Black, thirty-somethings from South London navigating love, lust, and self-discovery. The Aunties unpack how Do Not Disturb flips the script on desire and friendship.

Duration:02:25:36

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Aunties Call out the Haters, Nicki Minaj vs Cardi, British Museum's Tone Deaf Gala

10/4/2025
This week your favourite Aunties Ak Farrah and Nana get into the Enemies causing chaos and conversation this week 🚩 Health influencer Victoria Everest Ekong accused of admitting to making false rape allegations in a viral video 🚩 Chris Gotti criticises Ashanti for not reaching out properly after Irv Gotti’s death 🚩 The British Museum planning its Met Gala instead of returning its stolen artefacts 🚩 Snapchat Facebook and Instagram announce new user fees 🚩 NHS under fire for guidance on first cousin marriage tries to 🚩 Rapper Ginga Jay removed from a show after controversy 🚩 And a tiny PSA to the all Aunties haters - Eff Around and Find Out!

Duration:01:41:59

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GUEST - PAIGE LEWIN "ARE WE READY TO PUT BEYONCE IN THE BIN?" White Woman Sparks Outrage Over Black Hair Salons

9/29/2025
Jay-Z & Beyoncé sit with Ivanka Trump, the Taliban bans women’s books, Nigel Farage targets immigration, Sharon Davies sparks a Black hair debate, Miss R Fabulous gets an AuntyVention and Trump stirs outrage on domestic violence. In this episode, we dive into some of the week’s most talked-about stories: Jay-Z and Beyoncé spotted sitting next to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner at a Reform Alliance dinner - What does this mean for their image and legacy? The Taliban bans women’s books and education in Afghanistan What does this mean for women’s rights and the future of education? Nigel Farage promises to scrap Indefinite Leave to Remain in the UK What would that mean for immigrants, families, and the economy? Former Olympian Sharron Davies sparks backlash over comments about Black hair salons Donald Trump shocks again with controversial comments on domestic violence We unpack the headlines, debate the issues, and ask the hard questions. Join the conversation in the comments — we want to hear what you think! 🔗 Follow us on social media: 📸 Instagram: https:https://www.instagram.com/yourauntiescouldnever/ 📘 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourauntiescouldnever 🌍 Website : https://www.yourauntiescouldnever.com/

Duration:01:13:33