Will and Matt

Every now and again, Will and Matt discuss films that have a wide appeal, and the debut film that made Guy Ritchie an international name, is no exception. Camera rigs, expensive haircuts, antique guns... Sting... This film has it all! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS dir. Guy Ritchie starring: Jason Flemyng; Jason Statham; Nick Moran

It's about time! The fifth installment of the Death Wish franchise sees our hero on his logical next step after cleaning up the streets, some other streets, the nursing home streets... now it's time for him to clean up... the catwalk? Why not? Featuring amazing performances from Michael Parks (Kill Bill, Red State), Saul Rubinek (Warehouse 13, Unforgiven), and Robert Joy (Land of the Dead, Amityville 3-D). DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! DEATH WISH V: THE FACE OF DEATH dir. Allan A. Goldstein starring: Charles Bronson; Michael Parks; Lesley-Anne Down

Indiana Jones as a cop unknowingly taking in an IRA member who is seeking missiles from Treat Williams? I mean, that just screams "Will and Matt should watch that... so I don't have to." And they did!! Get ready for forced cliches, dropped plotlines, and stealing rubbers! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE DEVIL'S OWN dir. Alan J. Pakula starring: Harrison Ford; Brad Pitt; Treat Williams

Most people may not remember the Lambert and Van Peebles led movie that co-starred Denis Leary and Sir Patrick Stewart... and there's a reason... Will and Matt however, are not two of the many fortunate ones. Enjoy as they discuss the forgotten Butch Cassidy style film that makes no sense. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! GUNMEN dir. Deran Sarafian starring: Christopher Lambert; Mario Van Peebles; Denis Leary

What more could Will and Matt want out of a "Christmas" movie? Dolph Lundgren, aliens, the confusing world of magnets! And if we've been really good this year, we'll get space drugs! Grip it and rip it! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! DARK ANGEL (I COME IN PEACE) dir. Craig R. Baxley starring: Dolph Lundgren; Brian Benben; Betsy Brantley

Will and Matt will always welcome any entry into the Pyun'iverse! And this is no exception. Welcome to the world of Crimeland, where nicknames make no sense, accents are less than ideal, and Rob Lowe is a crackhead. It's most definitely a film that only Pyun could make, and only Will and Matt could review!* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! CRAZY SIX dir. Albert Pyun starring: Rob Lowe; Mario Van Peebles; Ice-T *this isn't factual, others have reviewed it.

The first of Christian Sidaris' two attempts at continuing his father's legacy (before Andy took them back), Will and Matt tackle Enemy Gold! Listen as Will talks about chickens, Matt invents a new voice, and both share their shower frequency - which pales in comparison to any actor in this film! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ENEMY GOLD dir. Christian Drew Sidaris starring: Mark Barriere; Suzi Simpson; Julie Strain

Join us on the seas of grand adventure and espionage as Will and Matt dive into The Hunt for Red October!! Matt's talked about that translation scene enough as is, so this was inevitable. Topics include: Russian Sean Connery, espionage thriller does not equal action, and getting inside the minds of January 6th insurrectionists (because we talk about the deep stuff!) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER dir. John McTiernan starring: Sean Connery; Alec Baldwin; Sam Neill

Will and Matt test their friendship by forcing each other to watch Alienator! What more could you want from an alien invasion? Backwoods tropes? Check. A body building cyborg alien thing? CHECK! Ed Wood inspired cinematography? By accident? Check! Plus Will and Matt discuss Cephlon-7! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ALIENATOR dir. Fred Olen Ray starring: Jan-Michael Vincent; Ross Hagen; Teagan Clive

We may never know the answer to "what's cooler than being cool", but we do know it isn't this "not an action movie", Cool As Ice. The worst part is? Vanilla Ice (TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze) is honestly not even the worst thing about it. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! COOL AS ICE dir. David Kellogg starring: Vanilla Ice; Kristin Minter; Michael Gross

Boldly going to the future to see the film that even the fans are like "nope!" Highlander 2: The Quickening has everything you could possibly love... a Scottish Spaniard Alien, hoverboards, hooking up in the street when one is aroused by electrical currents... I'm sorry what? Did you say you wanted a runaway train? Have no fear. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING dir. Russell Mulcahy starring: Christopher Lamber; Sean Connery; Virginia Madsen

Action legend Cynthia Rothrock proves that she is in fact undefeatable against all odds: a serial killer with kung fu kicks, a 90's greaser gang from West Side Story, forced education, and MORE! (Meanwhile, Will and Matt visit the toy shop!) *This film does contain a TW* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! UNDEFEATABLE dir. Godfrey Ho starring: Cynthia Rothrock; Don Niam; John Miller

Sometimes the third in a series has nothing to teach us... but Beverly Hills Cop 3 might be the exception: guns with microwaves and fax machines, world famous directors not knowing how lines work, and how you can still land a job as a trash human! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BEVERLY HILLS COP 3 dir. John Landis starring: Eddie Murphy; Judge Reinhold; Bronson Pinchot

We're venturing back to action with a few of our favorite things about action: Andy Sidaris, remote control vehicles, weird radio station workplace situations. Join us as we discuss Fit To Kill! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! FIT TO KILL dir. Andy Sidaris starring: Dona Speir; Roberta Vasquez; Julie Strain

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER dir. Fran Rubel Kuzul starring: Kristy Swanson; Donald Sutherland; Luke Perry

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR dir. Wellson Chin starring: Ching Wan Lau; Michael Man-Kin Chow; Ming-Chen Chen

What do Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner), Mimi Rogers (Bosch), and Joan Chen (Twin Peaks) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! WEDLOCK dir. Lewis Teague starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen

New year, new you... this year Will and Matt vow to agree that some "Seagals" should not be allowed to soar... as made evident from On Deadly Ground! Steven Seagal is a double threat as he isn't just not able to act in front of the camera, but in his directorial debut, he proves he's good at not being able to do other things as well! (Also inexplicably starring an amazing array of performers!) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! ON DEADLY GROUND dir. Steven Seagal starring: Steven Seagal; Michael Caine; Joan Chen

What do James Bond, Passenger 57, Shang Tsung, and Mr. White have in common? They all starred in this 1993 [not] action film, based on the novel from Jurassic Park author, Michael Crichton. With that many people involved... it couldn't be boring... could it? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! RISING SUN dir. Philip Kaufman starring: Sean Connery; Wesley Snipes; Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

Sometimes you just shouldn't let a Seagal soar. Will and Matt discuss the confusing "buddy-cop" action comedy starring one of the Wayans Brothers, Steven Seagal, and Brian Cox doing accents all in an attempt to muddle Stephen Tobolowsky's five minute masterclass of acting. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! (and Seagal) GLIMMER MAN dir. John Gray starring: Steven Seagal; Keenen Ivory Wayans; Brian Cox