Metal Nerdery Podcast

Before OM and High On Fire, there was the marijuana infused, Sabbath worshipping, stoner metal power trio hailing from San Jose, California known as SLEEP. Just saying the name transports you to a land filled with THC infused riffs, the sweet aroma of sinsemilla, and enough smoke to indicate that the pyramid sized bong is fully loaded and ready to transport you to another dimension of audio stonerdom. Imagine Black Sabbath (circa Master of Reality) time traveling to SLEEP’s jam room in the early 90’s and bestowing upon them the knowledge of “the riff filled land” over a freshly ignited bowl of greens. Now add some retro sounding equipment boosted with the power of modern-day technology, tune the guitars and bass down even further, add way more fuzz and balls with a generous portion of freshly harvested relaxers and you’ve got the modern-day equivalent of Black Sabbath in their prime. SLEEP is such a powerful force that they are one of the few bands in the history of stoner metal to have sonically recreated what being supernaturally high actually sounds like. Prepare for the Weedian pilgrimage across the endless desert of time toward “the riff filled land” with the cannabis caravan, complete with “all the shag carpet”, “all the wood paneling” and a jam room that likely resembles a “rumpus room” and “smells like 1976”. Find out what happens “when you’re expecting bubbles and you don’t get bubbles”, get ready to “go bumpski before the show”, and discover why getting “frontloaded” on “the most safe ‘less safe’ drug” is the only way to properly prepare when you JOIN US for a green tinted, smoke-filled trip INSIDE THE METAL with San Jose’s pioneers of stoner metal, SLEEP. SLEEP on the InterWebs: https://weedian.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Watching him destroy people makes me smile…” / #femalecomics / “That’s one of my favorite bits…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s like coffee infused rum…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode (“He’s already had 4 of ‘em…”) / “It’s 4/20, bro…”/ #BlakesHardCider #CherryLimeade / “It’s kinda like a soda…” / Ciders vs Sours / #sixpercentABV / #greatradio / “It’s gluten free…”/ ***You can skip to #TheDocket if you wanna skip all the fun and get #straighttothemeat …*** / “It’s just 20 inch meat…”/ “We’re recording 2 weeks in a row…” / #pregamingASMR / “You’d better tell the person what you bought them…”/ “It came out of my nose…”/ “I need to know what I’m doin’…”/ “When you’re expecting bubbles…and you don’t get bubbles…” (07:53): “Let’s talk about your balls…” / “In a nutshell…today my balls feel loved…thanks to #Manscaped …” / #balldeodorant and #boxerbriefs / “I don’t know if this is what’s in there, but it’s got the perfect blend of…”/ “It’s tingly…and manly.”/ ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off your entire order PLUS free shipping!!!*** / #promocode #metal / #ManscapedTestimonial / #Lawnmower / “I think it’s multipurpose…it’s Manscaped it’s not #ballscaped …”/ “Don’t forget the #Weedwhacker …”/ “It could be like an off label thing…” / #uhhhkay (12:58): “It’s 4/20…”/ #legalweed #deltaninegummies / “It’s too much of a commitment…”/ Looks like we got some #shittah …/ We got an email from Mike (#EmberingEffigy) #SEVERD #nusludgecore (“Are these boys playing at the #YonderwaysMetalFest?”) / “And it’s kind of a...

Ahhh, the joys of 1994 and the youthful days of yore. Y’know, there was a time when 1994 actually seemed relatively “recent”, like maybe a couple of decades ago, but we’re actually 30 years beyond 1994, the year when Jeff Bezos founded Amazon in his garage, Quentin Tarantino released an ultra-vulgar display of cinema with “Pulp Fiction”, Sony forever changed the gaming landscape with the PlayStation, Slayer returned with a new drummer and a newly “manscaped” look (for some), and Pantera released their most extreme album to date that went to Number 1 on Billboard and forever changed the mainstream perception of metal. It’s time to line up the “flavor crystals” and grab yourself some “chickle & waffles” before you pick up “a waft” and get “thumb blasted” while going “full clean (with an arrow)”. Discover why “the hair of the dog” is an essential part of getting “detwanglified”, find out what “became a thing” (and who’s “a little bit jealous”) and JOIN US as we continue marching through time towards Episode 250 and the 5th anniversary of “Metal Nerdily” as we travel back in time “30 years and 30 seconds” to The Year of our Riff Lord, 1994. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Last night…yeah, you got pretty #twanglified …”/ “He was fuckin’ hammered…”/ “I thought his house was haunted…”/ #theuncorking #deadmansfingers #coffeeflavoredrum #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“A little splash…”) / “I think the #doghair is finally starting to take effect…or #thehairofthedog …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Trying to get #untwanglified …”/ “What are you talking about?” / “I might have been a little bit…jealous.”/ “It’s part of #metalnerdily …#flavorcrystals…” / “You don’t really wanna skip…”/ #possibly #maybe #allegedly #crickets (“Long pause…”) / “Who’s she?” / “I’ve gotta talk to you about something…”/ (05:43): “Dude this thing is #lifechanging …” / #Lawnmower #Manscaped / “I wonder if I could use it for my #tithair ?”/ #fullclean #landingstrip (“With an arrow?”) / “That’s how you know you’re getting old…”/ #ballpouch / “Nostril hairs OR ear hair…”/ “I always used to think that nosehairs were part of the mustache…” / #MagnumPI / “You want your balls to smell their very best…”/ “You’re getting a waft of my balls right now…”/ ***Get 20% OFF and FREE SHIPPING when you go to manscaped.com and use Promo Code METAL *** / #ManscapedPromo #PromoCode #METAL #MetalNerderyPodcast #Discount #TwentyPercentOff #FreeShipping / “Your balls will thank you and love you…” (11:20): Some correspondence…/ #PatreonShoutout / “You’ve gotta watch this thing…” / #SlayerGoesToChurch / ***You can hit us up on #instagram and #facebook and #youtube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #whoareyou / “I hope you score some poon out there, my brother…”/ “Just for reference…”/ “Dude I want you to get laid so bad…”/ “You’re not gonna be funny anymore…it’s gonna cut the edge off…”/ #carrytheload / #onemorevoicemail #trivalent / “What do you guys think about the trend with #gueststars on albums?” / #keepitthrashy / “Just get Sebastian back…that’s what the fans want.” (19:00): “We got any #shittah …?”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Do you know who started the band #Puscifer ?”) / #metaltrivia / “I heard...

It’s safe to say that 1990 represented the absolute zenith of thrash metal greatness. All you have to do is thumb through everything released that year and you’ll have irrefutable proof. Thrash was at its peak when SUICIDAL TENDENCIES unleashed their 5th studio album, LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! their first to feature “future Metallica bassist” Robert Trujillo and also their first album to be sonically dominated more so by pure thrash than their earlier punk based, crossover sound. Even with all of the other epic albums released back in 1990, THIS one has the perfect guitar tone. With crystal clear cleans, precise crunch, brutal riffing, and face melting shreddery (not to mention Mike Muir’s undeniable lyrical message), this is quite literally THE perfect thrash album, an unmatched, hall of fame, stone cold classic. It literally has “all the balls”. We were “a little more twanglified than normal” because “we kinda went hard last night”. It’s time to discover some of the greatest “misheard lyrics” in metal and “chop out a line of Folgers” as we do our best to “bring smiles to faces” and lift others spirits during times of trouble. Get ready for some “tingling” (down there), grab yourself a to-go order of Ron’s “Rib Lounge Riblets”, break out your “laserdisc” players and JOIN US as we dive into “the perfect thrash album” known as LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code METAL at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/@metalnerderypodcast SUICIDAL on the InterWebs: https://suicidaltendenciesofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ohhh, geez…” / #wehadsomefun #flavorcrystals / “Who wants #MrBlack …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A little more #twanglified than normal…”/ “I’m so glad y’all came…”/ #DamageInc #MetallicaTributeBand / “They sounded just like ‘em…”/ “There we go…”/ “Turn the bass all the way down…”/ “No…it was…the other #Loverboy song…”/ “I’m sorry…”/ #nostalgia / “Don’t need nothin’ but a #blowjob …”/ “If you like #Metallica …” (05:55): “These guys sent us product…”/ #Manscaped / #MacGyverBox (“That’s where your balls are, too…”) / #WeedWacker / #justkidding #allegedly #designerpubes / “It’s so much better…”/ #floorboard / “That’s for your face…” / #Lawnmower / “You don’t wanna get pubes everywhere…”/ “It’s like a 10 year old down there…”/ “When I pulled it out of the box…it was charged up!”/ #YourBallsWillThankYou #Manscaped / “That’s no way to treat your balls…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT MANSCAPED.COM AND USE THE PROMO CODE METAL FOR 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING!!!***/ #ballaftershave #balldeodorant / “Love your balls…”/ “It works for ALL the balls…” (11:50): “It’s been like 3 weeks…”/ #EdgarAllanPoe #PopUpSpeakEasy / “Foreplay?”/ “Sounds very color centric…”/ “Let me guess…was her name Raven?”/ “I feel like I still look kinda Asian from last night…”/ ***Check us out at #metalnerderypodcast on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube and email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #pissingpost / “If you guys could put a band back together, who would it be?” / “They have to be alive…”/ #CelebrationDay / #LedZeppelin (#ScottIan and #ACDC) / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD / “If S.O.D. would just tour…”/ “Speaking of that… #DOWN is...

Although they formed in Ventura, California in the early 70’s just a few short years after Black Sabbath and Judas Priest, CIRITH UNGOL (which, if you know anything about J.R.R. Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings lore, translates to mean “Spider’s Cleft”) sound like a band “out of time”. Whether they’re releasing 70’s sounding albums in the 80’s or releasing 80’s sounding albums in the 90’s, it should be noted that CIRITH UNGOL are one of the first ever doom metal bands, with a sound containing a unique blend of both doom and power metal elements, as well as hints of classic Priest & Sabbath. Discover the real difference between “LPs and EPs” and try to comprehend why EPs are actually “shorter” even though they sound like they’d be “longer”. Understand the reason “you’ve got to get your vasectomies early (and often)” and just know that “you’re not gonna make it better” talking about “roast beef sandwiches” unless you “pull out a pack of Arby’s sauce” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the decade defying, anachronistic anomaly of doom and power metal that could only be known as CIRITH UNGOL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We could totally do that…” / #startmeup / “Was the battle always between The Stones and The Beatles?” / #areyouastonesguy or #areyouabeatlesguy / “They’re different…”/ “…but they like it.”/ #TheRollingStones vs #TheBeatles #moderndayanalogy #genre / “What would be the modern-day analogy?” / #Zeppelin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s delicious…”/ #LuxardoEspresso / “That’s got a little more #spicyzing on the end…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “wish I had my own…song.” / “How ‘bout that?” / #whoareyou / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’ve got the same one from the last one…”) / ***CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES IF YOU NEED TO GET TO THE MEAT POST HASTE!!!*** / #bubblywater / “Basically it tastes like it has no joy in life…”/ ***Hit us up on #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast at #facebook and #youtube and #youvoobs or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ or hit us up and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 , yeah? / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / #metalnerderypodcastpatreon / “Dyer maker…dyers eve?” / #totallydifferent / We DO have emails… / (07:19): “We got a request…” / #thedogs / Some correspondence from #EmberingEffigy regarding #YonderwaysMetalFest #FuckTonne / “we could do interviews with the bands…maybe the girls will show us their tits…”/ September 13 & 14 / #zoom / “Cheeseburger?” / #Doomsicle #Decimation #Ascension / “#blackmetal bands specifically…” / #unreadablelogos (“We don’t wanna be known by anybody…”) / “Just look at the basic shapes…”/ #ancientgeometery / “I accept you…”/ #dill #bigdill / “Did I mention the #AgnosticFront #documentary …?” / “That sounds like a mobsters name…”/ “You know what? It made him #hardasballs …”/ “Kinda like we have with our old thrash friends…”/ #longliverock / “It’s the #schnitzel of #Feschtivals …”/ #theymadeareallygoodpoint / “They’re trying to be more mainstream than the anti-mainstream…”/ “It’s like #fightclub …”/ “Looks like we got an email from across the pond…” / #DoubleMarvellous #CorkIreland #BodyDrinkers / ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!***/ CORPOREAL SLURRY – WITCH BRIDE / “It’s like #deathmetal plus #blackmetal plus #thrash …”/ “#YES put out 3 song albums…”/ #LP vs...

With the release of their 4th album (a.k.a. one of the finest albums in thrash metal history), MEGADETH conquered new levels of greatness with their progressive thrash masterpiece RUST IN PEACE, featuring Marty Friedman on guitars and Nick Menza behind the drum kit who, along with founding members David Ellefson and Dave Mustaine, would become known as “the classic lineup” of the legendary band. Jam packed with crushing riffs, majestic guitar solos, and vivid lyrical imagery, RUST IN PEACE might very well be MEGADETH’s “Master of Justice…And Puppets for All” in terms of sheer technicality and progressive thrash craftsmanship. In short, RUST IN PEACE forever altered the thrash metal genre and raised the bar in terms of sheer musicianship, arrangement, and presentation. Discover the glaring difference between thrash and “heavy metal” and understand why “you gotta fluff first” in order to “build desire” and “keep up with the algorithm”. Find out why “5 hours is TRUE dedication”, why “fast and nasty” is the only way to go, and why “Florida is kind of our Australia” when you JOIN US as we dive into MEGADETH’s thrash metal magnum opus, RUST IN PEACE. MEGADETH on the InterWebs Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “that’s what I call my downstairs, man…”/ #alligatorwrestler #nope / “Dogs are kids…sorta.”/ “I never knew there were crocodiles in Florida…”/ #crocodiles vs #alligators / #markthetime / “They have the overbite and the longer snout…”/ #whathappenedwas (“Now all of a sudden…”) / “Maybe it’s like an intraspecies orgy…Florida is our Australia…”/ #clinky / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack #CoffeeBrewLiqueur / “That’s our next sponsor…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, JUMP DOWN TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #TerrapinBrewery #LosBravos (“Named after the #atlantabraves …”) / “I’m not gonna read it…”/ #insertmexicanthememusichere #inserthorrificmexicanaccenthere / #theverdict (“That was beautiful…”) / “It’s got #daydrinking vibes to it…it’s pool beer…”/ #sonywatchman / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Here’s what I learned this week…”/ “That’s not something new I learned…apparently porn is everywhere on #IG …”/ #instaporn #instaboobs #breastfeeding and #roastbeef / “Here’s how you can tell…” / #whorehandle (“No offense…”) / “I guess it makes sense…”/ ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIAS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / (“You can also email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com …”) / #MetalNerderyPatreonShoutout / “We don’t have any voicemail…but we do have some emails.” / #BobFromOhio (“Not kind?”) / #Venus #Mars #Uranus #planetariumASMR / “Tell us what show, bro…”/ “an email here from #GeeOff …”/ #awesomeentertainment / #firstmetalshow / “Dude, anybody who listens to this show…”/ #soldout #earplugsASMR #mythreesons (“5 hours!? That’s dedication!”) / #thankyouforthat (“I think he’s from #downunder …”) / #Brisbane (“Maybe one for the #shittah , yeah?”) / #BrisbaneOhio / #BrisbaneAustralia / “That’s TRUE dedication…”/ “Nice reference…you NEVER saw that movie!?” / “It looks like something you’d see on cable…”/ #bolth #assumptions #BrisbaneTennessee (13:19): #WeTheHollow (“I don’t know why it paused…”) #creepykeyboards (“It’s like #KISS meets #Slipknot …”) / “Like...

After hair metal all but destroyed heavy metal in the late 80’s and early 90’s, things were a bit grim. Grim in the same sort of way that Birmingham, England was grim in the late 60’s. Perhaps one of the silver linings to emerge out of the make-up and hairspray laden aftermath of glam was the down to earth, retro metal infused sounds emerging out of the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, specifically, the “Seattle scene” which brought us an entirely new genre of metal (aka “grunge”) that served as a desperately needed palette cleanser and helped to breathe new life into the dystopian landscape which had become the world of metal. Enter Seattle, Washington’s SOUNDGARDEN, a staple of the Seattle “grunge” scene of the early 1990’s that combined the best elements of classic Zeppelin and Sabbath built on a foundation of unpredictable & untraditional riffs chock full of heavy alternate tunings, ugly chords, and screaming vocals, conjuring a heavy 70’s infused sound which is both simultaneously retro and brutally modern. It’s time to saddle up your “goat camel” and call the “dingo hunter” to learn more about the rich culture of “The Belgish” that goes far beyond “waffles and white beers”. Find out what used to put the “high” in high school, get ready for some “karaoke reflections” (including the best Creed impression ever) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s alternative metal mavericks, SOUNDGARDEN Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SOUNDGARDEN on the Interebs: https://www.soundgardenworld.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Crack into this one…”/ #healthconcerns (“Do y’all ever worry?”) #phillycheesesteak (“It’s a delicious Philly cheesesteak…it’s so delicious that every time I eat it…”) / “Eat a salad later, it’ll be fine…”/ “It’s the circle of life…”/ #metalnerderyhealthcorner / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #weanticipatesexualpussyASMR / #MrSciatica / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #MutationBrewing #99X (“Barnes, Leslie, and Shelby…”) / “They’re credited with getting #Silverchair famous I believe…”/ #dingohunter / #theverdict (“It tastes like the kinda beer you’d drink…at a festival show…outside the camp site.”) (06:31): “Before you get into that…a former Metal Nerd got some love.”/ “Episode 250 is gonna be big…”/ “He’s welcome every time…”/ ***Hit us up on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast, email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou (“It’s Greg…or Craig…but probably Greg”) #newcaller regarding our 1984 episode and our 1988 #HeadToHeadDeathMatch (“One IS #TheStairwayToHeavenOfMetal …”) / #BreweryX / “My new favorite caller…”/ #myguy (“That’s like 9 people now…”) / “Mainly because he just came back from the sea…”/ “That was an impossible pick…”/ “That’s the beauty about this podcast…”/ “We can’t really (fairly) do ’90, until we do an #albumdive for #RustInPeace …”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR and #DamageInc / “There’s some things I missed on vacation…”/ #karaoke and #MatthewsKaraokeReflections and #Creed and #Slayer (“If you can name it, I can do it…”) / “I looked and I was crossed off the list…”/ “Dude…it’s like sauce. #RainingBlood is code for #extrasauce on my...

Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bootleg Edition” series, recorded deep within the echoey underground confines of The Bunkerpoon, direct from The Bunkerpoon video feed. While we strive to be “The Black Album of Podcasts” (in terms of sheer production quality), we decided to see what it might sound like if Bob Rock produced the podcast equivalent of St. Anger (which is still Bob Rock btw…just sayin’). Think of this episode as “the raw demo” edition of Metal Nerdery Podcast before Rock & Rubin come in to transform it into the Black Album of the Reign in Blood of the St. Anger of the Death Magnetic of Metal Nerdery Podcast. If you’re blessed enough to have relaxers on hand, we feel you might enjoy the “unusual” vibe of this episode a tad more than usual. IRON MAIDEN’s 2nd album (and final album with frontman Paul Di’Anno), KILLERS, is the transition album that bridged the gap between the Di’Anno era and the Dickinson era and ultimately transformed Maiden into the progressive metal powerhouse that they are today. With Side 1 full of NWOBHM riffs that are more reminiscent of “punk rock metal” and Side 2 containing all the best aspects of 70’s prog rock (assuming you’re following along on either vinyl or cassette), there are a multitude of textures, sounds, and styles on this album that would close out the Di’Anno era quite nicely, offering a glimpse of the dynamic musical expansion that would soon follow. It’s time to re-think definitions and rebrand horrific offenses because “It’s never funny when it happens to you” (and also because ”it can happen to dudes, too.”). Discover which artist represents the birth of the new genre known as “Dungeon Doom metal”, as well as an obscure Valentines’ Day conspiracy theory. Find out why you should NEVER listen to our podcast while in a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru (especially if “macaroni and cheese” is involved), behold the glaring difference between “Genghis” and GENGHIS Khan (the biggest rapper known “across the world”) and THANK YOU for taking the time to JOIN US as we dive into IRON MAIDEN: KILLERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast MAIDEN on the Interwebs https://www.ironmaiden.com More MAIDEN Episodes here https://www.metalnerdery.com/iron-maiden

Given that it was produced and released without the band’s involvement (and likely lacking the front to back awesomeness it would have otherwise possessed), WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK ‘N’ ROLL was “technically” BLACK SABBATH’s 7th release; a greatest hits compilation covering “The First Six” albums from the legendary Ozzy Osbourne era of the band. Having said that, we decided to build what WE believe woulda/coulda/shoulda been the perfect Black Sabbath compilation. And before anyone gets all twisted up and twanglified about our choices, “let it be known” that our selection criteria for this compilation was limited to songs from The First Six (some which were actually included on the original release of WSOSFRNR, including a few others we felt were essential) as well as a smattering of songs off the first two albums from the Ronnie James Dio era. Get ready to find out what “sounds like 1973” as well as which song sounds like “bats flying around” and which instrumental is (relative to the songs before and after) analogous to” the white goo in the middle” of an Oreo that holds everything together. Discover which KISS “after dark” merchandise item should belong to only the most dedicated fan, fire up the “boat internet” and learn about which countries seem “continentless” and which continent has “kangaroos that can beat up crocodiles” after “15 drinks a day” when you JOIN US for a look inside our OWN perfect 7th Sabbath album: WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SABBATH on the InterWebs: http://www.blacksabbath.com/ WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Hy8zEZcHh71AuaJsYqJp3?si=2687d8cdf658464e Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s the first day of being a Time Lord…that’s how time #identifies now…”/ #blackandwhiteera (“When everything was in black and white…”) / “I thought they were further west…”/ “Their time zone ‘identifies’ as eastern…”/ #languagearts #partsofspeech #DST / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I bought a bottle of #darkchocolaterum …”/ ***Check the #shownotes for #TheDocket ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #seaman (“He was on a boat…but he wasn’t driving the boat.”) / #cityonthewater / “They’re the #WalMart of the cruise lines…”/ #learningexperience / “Do you have one good story…that’s on par with the hog story…”/ #patreonshoutout / “I don’t know if it’s the slash…”/ “This is #metalnerderypodcast …and you’re listening to #metalnerderypodcast …in case you didn’t know…”/ #audiobook #birthschoolmetallicadeath #MetalNerderyBookClub / #biopic / #thisepisodesbeverageoftheepisode #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“That’s how it ‘identifies’…”)/ #RebelHardCoffee #samplerpack (“You sir are a blessing…”) / #fivepercentABV / #LuxardoEspressoASMR / #espressomartinis / “We bought the drink package…15 drinks a day…”/ “That’s a limit, NOT a goal…”/ ***Go check out our #Patreon for the #hogbackstory …***/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (09:55): “Transcripts are the #autocorrect of transcription…”/ Send us some correspondence on the social media or at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #BobFromOhio #TheVoiceMailSegment #MetalChurchShoutout / “Bob seems very down to earth…”/ #divingboardbone / “We’ve got one more…this is a good one…”/ #KISSASMR / “I’m ready...

Spring, 1991. Thrash had hit its apex as a genre and was beginning the transition into what would become “the next wave” of thrash with a sound and identify located somewhere between the thrash, groove, and death metal genres. With SEPULTURA’s 4th album, ARISE, emerging a mere 2 years after their 1989 thrash masterpiece, Beneath The Remains, the Brazilian metal shamans continued to refine and intensify the evolution of their sound, creating a veritable cocktail of extreme metal with new dimensions of heaviness, including tons of crushing riffs, creepy soft intros, and eerily dark harmonies. It’s time to discover how “normal writing” identifies and hear what it sounds like when you take ayahuasca in the jungles of Brazil. Always remember to never “be an A word or a C word” and instead “be a blessing” because we are all struggling to cope in this new era of “middle evil”. Raise your standards and elevate yourself to something greater than leaping over a “one-inch hurdle” (like riding a bike to the mall 10 miles just to play “hide the finger” in a movie theater perhaps). Find out which song title we thought identified as “a slang term for the downstairs” and JOIN US on this journey of metal discourse as we dive into the next wave of thrash brutality that could only be identified as SEPULTURA’s ARISE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “After that, we’re gonna do the P word…the other P word.” / #choosewisely (“No peanut butter…no pudding pops.”) / “Let’s do this and stop talking about P words…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s good stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Captain Billiam, Admiral Russell, and…Corporal Numbnuts”/ “One word gets the letter and that’s it.” / #xavier #xanadu #xword / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GoatIslandBrewing #EnglishStyleBritishAle (“Sorry, that’s a P word…”) / #noABV #bornondate (“It was made in Alabama, so they do it the right way.”) / “Ever notice how Zakk Wylde sounds like Peter Griffin?” / #onmicburp (“He’s from Sveden…”) / ***To skip the nonsense, jump down to #TheDocket ***/ You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the social media pages or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #TheDarius (“You guys got a female email…”) / A point to ponder regarding #StrangerThings and #Metallica / #keepitthrashy / “Wasn’t that like in ’86?” / “It might have made more sense…”/ #earlyreleasedays / “My guy…” / “It sounds very G word to me…”/ #anachronistic / “You didn’t have to do that…”/ “It’s the I word or the NA word…”/ “Who says that to anybody ever?”/ #middleevil #thenewera / “That’s two first names dude…”/ #theythem (“Does it really bother you?”) / “If you cut it out, nobody talks about it…”/ “You’re one person, you’re not multiple…just be it.” / “You’re trying to stand out…but you’re just inadvertently lumping yourself back into a group.”/ “That’s what matters…”/ #groupsessions / “Be a blessing…”/ #dontbeanasshole / “I’ve only got so much energy and I don’t have enough energy to be pissed off…”/ “Oh by the way…”/ I want you to refer to me as #hugecockwheeler until the end of time / “You’re aiming low…you shouldn’t be known for THAT.” / #oneinchhurdle / “He looks like Dave Chappelle’s cousin…”/ “I hope this helps some people…” / #dontbeacunt #itdoesntmatter (“Your...

1984 was the year that saw the introduction of the Apple Macintosh, the launch of the Technology, Entertainment, Design conference, and the year the world learned of the terrifyingly destructive potential of A.I. courtesy of Skynet and The Terminator. 1984 is more than just the title of George Orwell’s cautionary, dystopian novel or Van Halen’s wildly successful 6th album. 1984 is the year that heavy metal began to intensify exponentially, including the continued evolution of thrash and black metal, as well as the release of “the ultimate anthem” that resulted in one of the greatest music videos in heavy metal history. Prepare for some “great pod” and one of the most “brilliant” voicemails we’ve ever received, including our first ever “beer of the voicemail”. Discover the identify of “the BIGGEST KISS fan” (courtesy of “Blind Dog Malmsteen”), learn what W.A.S.P. actually stands for, as opposed to what we thought it meant (which is actually way funnier), grab yourself some “Scoobitaboosh” in preparation for our Animalize album dive (available exclusively on Patreon), break out your “electric twanger” and JOIN US as we journey back in time to the Year In Metal: 1984. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Whee, whee…”/ “That was the father…”/ #chauffeuse (“I learned that from watching #Archer …”) / “It’s the guy who does #BobsBurgers …”/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Luxardo #Espresso / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Out with the bad…in with the good.”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MrCoffee #MrShades #MrStubble / “It’s that weird in between phase…like a homeless Sonny Crockett…”/ “Isn’t it illegal to make a U-Turn at an intersection?” / “I was just thinking to myself…and then immediately, 3 cars in a row made a U-Turn…”/ “You mean 18 and older…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #noABV / “I let her pick one out…”/ #FoederFruits #YazooBrewing #BoysenberryKeyLimeSourAle / “Oh shit, it’s foamy…”/ #theverdict (“Your wife’s never picking beer out again, bro…”/ “You could pickle okra in this…”/ #tobefair (“I’m not trying to be a dick…”) (07:55): “It’s like Lars producing albums…”/ #onmicburp #markthetime #buttoninventory / “That’s gonna be meaty…and cheesy…”/ “That soap smells like #FantaGrape mixed with #GrapeNowAndLaters …”/ “Which is the better tasting #candywax ?” / #SlayerReunionNews / “It’s fake…”/ #deepfakememes #brutal / “The internet’s really starting to get to me now…”/ “I thought he played football…”/ #fakemovieposters / “Is it just trolls being trolls for the sake of being trolls?”/ “They’re the new #KISS they’re the new #MotleyCrue …”/ “You can’t like anything anymore…”/ “It’s the thrill of playing live…”/ #megaboner / “Tell us why you didn’t put more sugar in it…”/ “You gave her too much freedom…see what happens?”/ #suffrage vs #suffering (16:41): If you’d like to leave us some correspondence you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #Trip6 #thisvoicemailsbeerofthevoicemail #BrutalBrewsBrewery #sixpointnineABV (“Good morning drinking beer…”) / #ValentinesDayMassacre #supercut #shoutout (“That was great pod…”) / A work around for the upcoming 1986 Head-to-Head #DeathMatch / “That might be one of the voicemails we’ve ever...

Originally formed in the thrash metal mecca known as The Bay Area a year before Metallica was even a thing (shortly before relocating to the Tri-County, metropolitan Seattle, Washington realm), METAL CHURCH continues to bless congregations of faithful metal fans with their own unique brand of thrash infused progressive power metal which has relentlessly persisted and triumphed for more than four decades. While we acknowledge “we can’t judge entire albums” by just a sample of songs from each one, there’s no denying the consistent sonic salvation found throughout the entire METAL CHURCH discography. Find out which riff may have influenced the mighty Slayer and discover the reason why turning on the blacklights in the Bunkerpoon bears a striking resemblance to a planetarium. Get ready for a “homework assignment” (thanks to an elusively familiar riff which earwormed us into a fit of obsessed madness), behold “the ultimate insult” for “those of you who don’t know how to count in Roman” (or do math), be sure to NOT get your burger “bunless” (because “the meat lives between the buns”) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s saints of thrash infused progressive power metal, METAL CHURCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast METAL CHURCH on the InterWebs: https://www.metalchurchofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Let me ask you something…” / #herewego / #bunlessburger / “It seems like a homeless burger…/ “The meat lives between the buns…”/ “I just take the patty…”/ “I may or may have NOT…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “That would take me like 3 months…”/ #fatangrylesbian / #thicklyandquickly / “I kinda like the #SonnyCrockett you’re workin’…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK #THEDOCKET ***/ #Terrapin #WhiteChocolate #MooHoo #OlanMillsASMR #TheVerdict / “It’s good…dessert beer.” / #sixpointoneABV / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “You take a sip, and you have a thought…”/ #Turducken / “It’s still got the funny moments…”/ #contactlensinsertion / “Mr. and Mrs. Russell…”/ #markthetime / “That’s a very #Dice kinda move…”/ #NWOTHM / “They do more than just horror, right?”/ “If you’re into #wrastling …”/ “I had a realization last night…” / #unpopularopinion #UFC / “Watching it, it almost looks like…a gay couple having aggressive foreplay…”/ “It’s a chess match…it’s kinda erotic…never got a bone.”/ “It was the cleanest…” / #markthetime / “I really like that guy…”/ #jackedandscary / “Is there a female UFC?”/ “They’re certainly NOT making out…”/ #strikers and #grapplers (13:57): You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast / *** #PATREONSHOUTOUT *** / #thefirst / Email regarding our #JudasPriest episodes from our #firstpatreon patron / #challengeaccepted / “Love the show and look forward to it every week…”/ #RockAndRollHallOfFame / “Much less making laws for the country…”/ “How about some voicemails?” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #DariusFromPoundTown #ThrashFamilyTree #ObscureMetal #PrayRist #RoadTripMetalPlaylist on #Amazon #moreplease #thrashambassador #NWOOSTM (Modern day thrash metal…) / #ThePost #coughsolo (courtesy of #TonyIommi) / “I really dig it…”/ #KISS / “He kissed back…”/ THANK YOU for your...

“And in THIS corner…” Already knowing (going in) that our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was gonna be “bigger than China”, the Bunkerpoon oversight committee made the executive decision to break this “hog” of an episode into a two-part cliffhanger dangler. At this point, we’ve covered side 1 and now we’re tackling side 2 of Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN. And let’s just say that since “the upstairs and downstairs no longer match” you’re gonna wanna “get you some popcorn” and brace yourselves for multiple “hockey soccer” moments because this one was a bloodbath to the end. It’s time to reconvene in the Bunkerpoon with “Mr. Black, Mr. Dice, and Mr. Shave” as we discuss the first “frontman drummer” in metal as well as which song “should have been track 11 on Reign In Blood”. Behold “the end of Metallica thrash and the most doomy Slayer song ever” and get a “sneak peek” of what our NEXT Death Match is gonna be when you JOIN US for PART 2 of our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH between METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “This is NOT an Ozzy episode…” / “Who’s the King of Darkness…Ozzy?”/ “At the very least…he’s definitely a prophet of metal…”/ “Apparently Satan’s got #hugetits …”/ #youcantoffendanatheist / “You don’t believe in any of it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #heneedscrackers or #popcorn (“I did it for you…”) #popcornASMR / “Mr. Shave…”/ “The downstairs does not match…”/ #fromthetits #ballbeardtransplant / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack ***SKIP TO THE DOCKET AT #THEDOCKET ***/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #IronShield #HeroesHelles #fuckyeah #fourpointeightABV #daydrinkingbeer (“A very slight honey finish…”) / “I’ve loaded my face…”/ #bedbeard #majorvanityissues / “I had pretty good hair…”/ #dontgiveup / “You look like #Meatloaf no matter what…”/ #diettribe / “I’m totally gonna get laid…”/ #Doomsicle #onetakewonders / “Dude, we’d be rolling in pussy and cocaine…” (10:06): “Trip6 is our Australian ambassador…”/ “Should I call it a hog?”/ #erectionyear / #penisterms / “It’s enormous, it’s huge…it’s bigger than China…”/ #correspondence ***HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #PookyPark (“This one’s really freaky…”) / “That sounds like a nightmare…”/ “I’m gonna come spend the night and stay in your bedroom…”/ “Black and white is instantly creepy…”/ “What’s creepier: AI, the 1950’s, or Black and White?”/ “It tastes like banana bread…” (16:16): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH FEATURING SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN AND METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL- PART II / “This is our first ever #cliffhanger episode…”/ “The upstairs and the downstairs no longer match…this is our Re-Load episode…”/ “For those keeping score…” (***Check out the previous episode for details…***) / #hockeysoccer #socckey #bolthree / #Slayer vs #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / MANDATORY SUICIDE #killercloser #sideone (“Can you go to the very end?”) #spokenword / “Ever heard the song Bullet The Blue Sky? It’s actually pretty cool for #U2 …”/ “You guys know WAY too...

The Bunkerpoon is all about passion and “Love Excretions”. Enjoy all the likes and the loves of this year’s Valentines Day Massacre and Happy Valentines Day to all! Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast #MetalNerderyPodcast #ValentinesDayMassacre #HappyValentinesDay

“In THIS corner…” Throughout the thrash community, there’s always been a battle line drawn between the progressive, harmony laden sensibilities of METALLICA and the darker, eviler shades of SLAYER. For many of us, the two albums from these two thrash titans that are most synonymous with summertime and high school are Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN, two undisputed thrash classics released in the Year of our Riff Lord, 1988. Discover why the only thing more “off-putting, irresponsible, and exhausting” than hearing your friend say: “your mom was hot” is hearing them say: “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise”. Always remember that “you know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out” and find out how to look 15 years younger even if some people find it “terrifying”. Learn how gauges can add a whole new dimension to your OnlyFans “career” and why “size” does not necessarily equal “potency” when you JOIN US for the first half of this heavyweight, 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH, featuring METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #bigfourthrash #classicthrash / “I thought it would be like Trump’s tits…”/ “I don’t recognize that bottle…”/ #MrBlack #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #coffeeliqueur / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I Loaded my face…”/ #cleanshaven #angrybuddhababy (“You look 15 years younger…”) / “Dude, that’s terrifying…you look so innocent.”/ “You’re too hard on yourself…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive #fivepercentABV / #MandelaEffect / “This tastes like…”/ “That should be the regimen from now on…”/ “You know who posts the best memes?” / “That’s where it comes from, right from the nipples…”/ “You know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out…”/ #weirddream (“You should stay the course and do what you’re gifted at…”) / “Dude you shouldn’t be selling shoes…”/ “What do y’all think of when you think of #foodblasphemy ?”/ “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise…”/ #correspondence ***Check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #ObscureMetal (“Favorite obscure metal?”) / #TheAccused #RigorMortis #WrathchildAmerica #Handsome #Nailbomb / “Goblin Cock?”/ “If we had internet back then…”/ “When I think of obscure now, I think about high school…”/ “Super uh-scure…”/ “I like the fact that Mojo got some love…”/ “We’re already number 2…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #TheRisingTide #deathcore #NewZealand THE HOPE WE DIE FOR / #ultraballs (“It’s like #Meshuggah with a huge boner…”) / “It makes them more down under than Down Under…”/ “Think of what that could do for your porn career…”/ “Bigger than China…”/ “That’d be a great name for a Cure tribute band…”/ “I literally look like a dick with glasses…”/ “Can we look that up real quick, Jamie?”/ #minions (26:38): #TheDocket #1988 METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN VS METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / #HeadToHeadDeathmatch #Slayer #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs...

Back in the early 90’s (along with hometown thrash titans Ghost Story, Akathesia, and Nihilist) one of the most unique bands to have dominated the local metal scene and trailblazed the path for rap metal before it was even a genre was Atlanta cross-over, groove metal pioneers, STUCK MOJO. Armed with the aural onslaught of Rich Ward’s behemoth guitar sound and the “no bones about it” ferocity of Bonz’s rhymes, STUCK MOJO were definitely THE band to experience live, with one of their most memorable shows transpiring when “The Duke of Metal” and company performed inside a record store at Gwinnett Place Mall during peak business hours, resulting in a joyful noise for the fans who gathered and a case of “instant regret” for mall management who didn’t realize what they’d committed to until it was too late (“Stranger Things” indeed…). Get ready to comprehend why hyperinflation and over-monetization have transformed “toothless & stinkless” into premium upgrade options, always be accommodating enough to say “They” if you’re unsure of how to address someone and don’t know if “They” are actually “a dude or a chick…or a group of people”. Find out why some of us are “almost too overqualified to be a bass player”, always remember that “waterboarding takes a lot out of you”, prepare a plate of “guitar pasta”, enjoy our “diet tribes”, and JOIN US (until the very end for “a taste of Doomsicle”) as we go INSIDE THE METAL, Atlanta style, with the unparalleled STUCK MOJO. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Stuck Mojo on the InterWebs https://www.facebook.com/StuckMojo/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s official…” / #extendedplay vs #longplay (How is that shorter?) / #tunacan vs #oilcan / “I think we were really nice to Bill today…” / “Grandma and baseball…”/ #Doomsicle / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN BUNKERPOON STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL!!!*** / “And the fella who’s NOT here…”/ #thebassplayerofdrummers / ***if you wanna go straight to the meat of the episode, check the #shownotes for #thedocket ***/ “I wanna fuck with a metronome…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “This is completely unrelated…you know how EVERYTHING is #monetized now?” / #hookerupcharges / “That’s an extra $400…”/ #noteeth (“She wasn’t 90, don’t worry about it…”) / “And you put your dick in there?”/ #uhhhkay / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Am I doing it?” / #AlcaChino #thirteenpointfivepercentABV (“That’s cocoa, not cocaine…”) / #HowiesSpiked / “I feel weird doing your thing…”/ #cuckholdASMR / “Get some more of these for the next session…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #DoomsicleDebut / “Give everybody a foreplay boner…”/ #onetakewondersessions / “You’re a pretty damn good guitar player…”/ “And the #waterboarding …”/ “It’s like a reverse baked potato…”/ “I think that might have been from the #LiveEvil episode…”/ #Patreon (“As in a patron…”) / “Do we have correspondence?” / #stickitin / “Oh it’s jackin up, bro…”/ #FacebookMalfunction #uhhhkay (“WTF, man?”) / “NOW it’s there…”/ “I’m gonna say ‘they’…”/ #BlastFemur WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “He or they or she or it…”/ GUESS I’LL JUST DIE (“I like this…”) #oldschoolstyle / “I gotta go to that place…I feel like it’s a dildo wholesale warehouse…”/ “If it makes the labes wet, good for them…”/ ***You can hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at...

Eleven years before Metallica released “The Black Album”, AC/DC released “The FIRST Black Album”, BACK IN BLACK, their seventh studio album overall and their first album featuring new vocalist Brian Johnson following the tragic and untimely passing of former frontman Bon Scott. While AC/DC always had an aggressively intense, hard rock sound throughout the 70’s on their rise to glory during the Bon era, BACK IN BLACK is arguably the first “official” heavy metal album that AC/DC ever released, a perfectly produced classic from front to back and arguably one of the few albums in heavy metal history that flows just as seamlessly from Side 2 to Side 1. Go ahead and crack open some “wine coolers” and prepare to get primed before we “unleash the bear”. Keep an eye out for the “Metal Nerdery Mankini” at our merch store, remember that “red velvet cake” is “not the same as dipping your wick in the blood bank” and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we dive into “The Black Album before The Black Album ever Black Albumed” and fully embrace one of the biggest albums in music history with AC/DC’s legendary tour de force of heavy metal perfection, BACK IN BLACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ever step into period panties?” / “I’m just asking if it ever happened to you…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I need to buy a bottle of that…and just makes that breakfast…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST JUMP AHEAD TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #IronMonger (“Lots of 6’s on the back…”) / #MurphDogIrishRed #IrishRedAle / “You can almost taste the iron in there…”/ “In case somebody missed the last episode…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsBreweryEdition #liftitup / “Which is exactly what you want when people are drinking booze…”/ “That’s gonna leave a mark…”/ “That’s all it was…it was fat.”/ #ribeye / “I cannot eat it that way any longer…”/ “If I’m gonna do that…”/ #steaketiquette / “That’s where the juicy and the flavor comes from…”/ #uhhhkay / ***If you wanna correspond with us on #socialmedia look for us at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #BunkerpoonArchives and #HumorMetal / #WineCoolersRule / #BatMetal / “You do it now for the same reasons…”/ #homemademoonshine #drunktubing (14:18): “Tell everyone you know about #themerch …”/ #metalnerderymankini / “I think they’d rather see the bear…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #ChemicalValleyMutants #PortHuronMI #hardcorepunk #crossover / #Yes #No CHARLES BRONSON & PORT HURON WHORE (“That’s way old school…”) / “I’m gonna go with he’s probably a sir…”/ #wrongbutton / #uhhhkay #woetoyou / “It’s just not a show unless that comes out…”/ #ClotsInTheVelvetRoom / #StandupComedyASMR / “It’s shit…”/ #tobefair / “Well he’s Spanish dude…”/ “One of the first Spanish words I learned…”/ “I don’t speak Mexican, dude…”/ “We’re poor planners…”/ #procrastinationnation / ***Did anyone catch #Tool when they came to Atlanta?*** / “Hard to believe #Pantera was 4 months ago…”/ #microdose / “We’ve got to do another #Chronicles soon…”/ “There’s an art behind that kind of humor…”/ “They were on #AmericasGotTalent #AGT / #SteelPanther BUKKAKE TEARS / #MetalShop #MetalSkool / “I don’t care if she’s a little thick...

When addressing the concept of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, there should be a handful of bands and musicians which immediately come to mind. This week’s docket is a reflection on the vast interconnectedness of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, consisting of The Big Five of Thrash and beyond. Whether we’re talking about musicians snatched up by other bands, replacements for original members, or “hired guns” with the chops, credentials, and expertise brought in to make a tour or an album a reality, the branches are always intertwining and interconnecting, often with spectacular results and to the great delight of dedicated thrash fans everywhere. If you’ve ever played a “Lee Guitar” (or even know what that is) we’d love to hear from you, because it’s time to “leave The Four Horseman behind” and prepare to weather the “Clots in the Velvet Room” with the knowledge that “if it’s good enough for Dracula it’s good enough for you (unless it’s clumpy)”. Get ready to embrace the sonic majesty of “The Burp Chronicles” and JOIN US as we begin to trace the ever growing and ever blossoming branches on the trunk of the THRASH FAMILY TREE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Embering Effigy - local ATL Thrash on Spotify Show Notes: (00:01): #prelude / “Oh fuckin’ A…damn!” / “If you think about it…”/ #tobeornottobe / “A perfect pour…”/ “I clamped down on that thing when I grabbed it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #AkademiaBrewing #Skal #SkullGoblet (“Brewering…”) #goblingoblet / “Okay, I have a question…”/ ***Check us out on the #socialmedia at #instavoobs #instavag #instatits #facefuck #youboobs @metalnerderypodcast *** / You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #VoicemailSegment #JohnnyO (“Now that he’s a bass player…”) / “Built-in #autovag …”/ #uhhkay / #easilyentertained / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #EmberingEffigy #ConyersMetal (“Is it a dildo dealership?”) / “Aunt Flo’s in town…” / #plateletinfusedlube / “He’d have to turn into a bat…”/ #upcomingshows for #EmberingEffigy EMPTY PROMISES (***You can check them out on #Spotify …***) VORTEX / #staybrutal / #onemorevoicemail from #thepost “Do you think Cliff Burton…he was the best bass player, right?” / “Bargaining on your bed?” / “One of his last interviews…they asked him what he saw in Metallica’s future…”/ “Maybe SHE was a #LoadLover …” / #squirting (“Is it piss?”) / “You don’t need a sledgehammer to drive roofing nails…” / #RussellsReflectionsNYEEdition / “Dale or Dell?” / “It sounds like a combat zone on New Years…”/ Go check out the #MatthewPerryMemoir / #GameOfThrones vs #HungerGames / “Most movies were books at one point…”/ “You could…I don’t know why you don’t…” / #voiceactingASMR #audiobookASMR (“Was he a chemist or an alchemist?”) / “Lots of boobs…and #flaccidpenises “/ #Cred #SouthParkASMR #EricCartmanASMR (“He’s got a little dinky…”) (27:56): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THRASH FAMILY TREE / “We need a visual…”/ #TheBigFive / #genres vs #members / “I think you start with #Metallica…” / #classiclineup / #CliffEmAll / “Hired gun types…”/ #interviewASMR #LeeGuitar (“What’s a Lee guitar?”) #thefirstmetallica / #Megadeth MECHANIX (“I’ve never understood the lyrics…”) / #superburp / NOTE:...

As of this episode, we will have covered each and every era of every EXODUS vocalist, from Paul Baloff to STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA to Rob Dukes (and back again) to ZETRO. As the 2nd vocalist for EXODUS, STEVE SOUZA’s voice gave the band a distinct sonic ferocity which set them apart from their “Big Five” counterparts, spewing forth some of the most brutally savage lyrical imagery in all of thrash. While we’ve already touched on a couple of ZETRO era albums in earlier episodes (which you can locate in the “sizably girthy” Metal Nerdery Archives), we thought a brief refresher might be in order before proceeding onward through the remainder of the catalog. It’s time to find out what the best “new R.E.M. Podcast” has in store before we flip “the whole script” and get “waterboarded” after unveiling which Pink Floyd tune had the biggest influence on Jonathan Davis’s singing style. Prepare to reckon with “The TMZ of Metal”, learn which day is “the taint of the week”, discover exactly how Kirk Hammett and Metallica factor into Exodus lore, and be ready to take it “right in the face, tits, and balls, all at the same time” when you JOIN US for a look back on the STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA ERA of EXODUS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Exodus on the Interwebs https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That popped right in there…”/ #RussellsReflectionsShitfacedEdition / “You could be a sponsor…”/ #cigaretterehab / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #RussellsReflectionsCocktailRecipeASMR / #saltednutroll / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / #collegedropout #fivepointthreeABV / #hookersandblow / “I’m gonna five it…”/ #123123 #onetwothreeonetwothree / “That would be hell…”/ “Didn’t that dude sing for Megadeth, man?”/ “There’s not even one you like?” / #NO / “We’re changing formats, bro…”/ ***If you wanna send us your shit-tah to be played on a future episode, please email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast ***/ “The worst song Slayer ever did…?” (“Aren’t they the TMZ of metal?”) / #notourpresidentASMR / “I guess I’m an old person…” / #doesthatcount / #waterboarded / #metoo / #Slayer FINAL SIX / “It’s the whole choking on my spit thing, man…” / “Check it out, we have at least ONE female listener…” / #Sheila / ***GO CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR EPISODES ON THE #YOUTUBE ***/ ***Please go check out the BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE at metalnerdery.com/mech *** (16:42): “I could do the joke if you wanna hear it…” / #alphabetcommunity (To #peenthepoon or to #poonthepeen ) / #BruceCaitlyn (“It’s all about the touch…”) / “I don’t know how you can do it on yours…” / #RussellsReflectionsLSDEdition #Opal #claymation / #PinkFloyd SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT #psychedelicsoundtrackASMR #usethoseheadphones / “This came out of somebody’s mind…” / #quickinsert / “If you wanna make Black Sabbath more eviler…so it sounds like SLAYER” / “He drowns girls when he comes…” / #Nein / “I’m gonna be there…just for that.” / #erectionyear / “Let’s just start paying #Congress $2.13 an hour and let them figure it all out on less than minimum wage…” / “That’s what I call it when I…” / #fairuse / #teaser regarding #DoomSickle / “My right arm is my dominant arm…” / #boobs (“It’s not the same…”) (29:52):...

If you thought this episode was going to be all about early Metallica, early Anthrax, or early Slayer, SURPRISE, it’s not! While the above bands do in fact belong under the same umbrella, CLASSIC METAL (relative to today’s heavy metal landscape) falls right in that sweet spot from the late 70’s through the 80’s, when hard rock began its transformation into something darker, heavier, and more aggressive than anything before it. Prepare to brush up on your “ball caller” skills because it’s time to “call the balls” for our virtual CLASSIC METAL bingo, where we will address a variety of provocative topics such as “one hit wonders” (both inside and outside of metal), the ongoing debate as to whether or not the Black Cadillac was in fact “slick” or just “big”, as well as “the most popular classic metal song” which still holds up and is just as relevant today as in the CLASSIC METAL days of yore. Discover which band was formed on Christmas Day 48 years ago, grab some more “boner gum” and bust out your “laser phasers” when you “clear the room” after sharing the details of your “Trans-Siberian” date night experience. Find out what “getting feelings” (down there) from out of nowhere actually means, embrace your middle school metal memories, fire up the “scary devil synthesizer” and JOIN US as we plunge deep into a wellspring of CLASSIC METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #ballcaller and/or #ballcollar (“Apparently with #bingo you have to #calltheballs …”) #bingoballcallerASMR / “Just the fact that there’s balls involved in bingo…”/ #benign / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NYE / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL THE BALLS!!!*** / #metalnerderypodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #BlueBandito #StillFireBrewing #daydrinking #fivepointthreeABV #theverdict / “That’s a simple…even keeled…nice beer.”/ “This is the post #Christmas episode…”/ #christmaswrapup / “You cooked your mom and one of your wife’s friends?” / #wrappedinbacon / “It makes me look smarter and I need all the help I can get…”/ “Why are there #onehitwonders …?” / “He looks like #Lemmy …”/ “Eileen must be crispy…”/ “How many one hit wonders are there in the world of metal?” / “Big Black…?” (10:00): Check us out on the #socialmedia or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #TheDarius #favoritepodcast (“I want 2 episodes a week…you need a sponsor…”) / #bonergum / “I think it’s kinda like #FruitStripe …”/ Some comments from our #YouTube channel / “Wow, dude!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I think 2024 is gonna be the #fitnessyear …” / #carnivore #markthetime / “Did you do any #standup …did you clear the room?” / #buttclenchingcomedy and Matt’s style of comedy / “If you really believe that…they’d still be cleaning…with a toothbrush…” / #braindetail / “This one slides…”/ “That’s like 5 handfuls of lube…”/ #theburpchronicles (16:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CLASSIC METAL!!! / What’s considered “classic”? / The 70’s and 80’s…/ The difference between oldies and classic / #thenewclassic / The definition of #classicmetal (“It’s more metal than rock…”) / Some various examples of classic metal / “#IronMaiden formed on #ChristmasDay in 1975…”/ “What’s the most popular classic metal song?”/ “Which one?”...

November 18, 1983 Put your ’83 hat on and travel back to the days of yore when OZZY OSBOURNE was still a relatively new solo artist struggling to bounce back after enduring the tragic and untimely demise of guitarist Randy Rhoads following The Ozzman’s first 2 legendary albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman. Enter Jake E. Lee, Rhoads’ successor, and the debut of his shred skills on Ozzy’s 3rd studio release, BARK AT THE MOON. While perhaps a departure from those first 2 records with Rhoads, BARK AT THE MOON has a more keyboard centric, pop-oriented sound that left some fans confused, yet it was just another example of OZZY rising from the ashes like a phoenix and reinventing himself once again. Always remember to never write a song in the “afterglow” that you’ll ultimately grow “So Tired” of. “Slow Down” before being aurally assaulted by some overly emphatic keyboards because it’s time to get “laminated” and take “One Up The B-Side” after you “wash the evil off”. Find out what happens when you get “plastic surgery to look older”, embrace your “Olde Faece”, summon up your playlist of farts, and brace for the onslaught of our upcoming OnlyFans cooking page when you JOIN US as we dive into the “Centre of Eternity” that is BARK AT THE MOON. OZZY on the InterWebs: https://www.ozzy.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #orgasmnoise (“One out of a thousand? #thepowerofvag “) / #uncorking / #playtheodds #theruleofodds #deduction / Pick up lines for the 21st century: Flying planes into buildings, hope you don’t make it home tonight. The power of vag. The rule of odds. “She’s teenager, dude…’there’s nothing okay about that.’” / “that’s pretty dark…”/ #bornnaked / #clinky ***THIS IS METAL NERDERY!!!” *** #warning: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #markthetime “You cannot do that when I’m taking a shot.” / #salsaspaghetti #RussellsRecipeASMR (“Fix it in post, it’s fine.”) / #TennesseeHoney (and #DynastyHoney) / “It’s nothing but sugar so far…”/ #WilfordBrimley (“You put that much sugar in it, it’s gonna be good…”)/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EVERYONE!!!*** / #postchristmasedition #prenewyearsedition / “Hey!” / #postscrotalwrapup #SantasSack / “I’m still weird about the fact that they’ve got a hair pill…” / ***TO SKIP THE FOREPLAY NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES! BUT YOU’LL BE MISSING ALL THE FUN, SO DON’T BE A STEAK-UMM…STICK AROUND…” / #justleaveitindude / “You will not regret it…”/ “At least do yourself the favor of…#testdriving one of those…/ #unplugged #OlanMillsASMR (“It’s got a good #buttonrub too…”) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #wedidthewelcome (06:22): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SoProBrewing #Mississippi (“It’s a weird name…”) / #CrowdControl #fighterpilot #NeverSayDie #BlackSabbath #HimilayanHiker #foundationbeer (“The good news…”) / #theverdict (“It’s an IPA for sure…”) / #carpetvibe (“that last one tasted like #bourbon…”) / “I keep looking for these #ACDCBeers …”/ “One thing I hate about getting older…” / #christmascake #healthinformation #waferthin (“You’re thinking about my cake…”) / “Don’t they have a ½ cake you can order?” / #alottacake / #blessingsofbakers / #lemonpoundcake (“I’m tryin’…”) / #fivepounds (“Can you imagine…?”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #floaters #intheeye (“Like three inches or something…”) / #kaleidoscope / “It was the weirdest fucking thing…”/ #nevergoogle / #OR / “Could be a...