Why Can't We Be Wizards

The fab four are accused of breaking a prophecy and have to defend themselves outside the bounds of time and space. Caleb gets what he wants. Leo puts it all on the table. Freya turns things on their head. Skyler takes control. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

After closing the spigot at Azkaban, all heck breaks loose in downtown London as the final battle begins. Skyler questions things. Caleb pushes ahead. Freya confronts the past. Leo confronts himself. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

We're running behind schedule and it'll be a little while before we can publish the next episode. Sorry about that! To tide you over for now, here's Kevin reading exactly 10 minutes of The Hobbit by J.R R. Tolkien for some reason. It's Content! ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

On this very special bonus episode, the fab four go on a side-adventure to save WZRD Radio! Freya protests baby beer. Skyler doesn't feel that they need to explain their art to you. Caleb does a good Tom Cruise impression. Leo does a bad Tom Cruise impression. Special thanks this week to our amazing guest Hostwitch Bess from the WZRD Radio podcast! If you like music and you like wizards, what are you waiting for? Go listen to her show! Find it at https://wzrdradiopod.com or wherever pods are cast. Today, WZRD is also releasing the other half of our crossover where Bess interviews us in-character after the events of this episode! Don't miss it! You can find it here: https://wzrdradiopod.com/2024/03/22/why-cant-we-save-wzrd-bonus-episode/ Thanks also to the incredible wrockers out there who lent us their music for this episode: https://errandofmercy.bandcamp.com/track/hogwarts-never-endshttps://wizardrock.bandcamp.com/track/expecto-my-fisthttps://yourwizardrockresource.wordpress.com/artists-and-bands/the-weasel-king/they-cant-catch-us-all/✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The gang talks it out with Professor Fessel (with an F), who doesn't really know what to make of them. Caleb gets lucky. Leo is an acrobat. Freya makes an appointment. Skyler sees their past, present and future. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group swims out of their current predicament and regroups to make one final plan of attack as everything they've ever fought for starts coming to a head. Caleb makes an impassioned speech. Skyler bargains. Freya theorizes. Leo does some math. Kinda. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The gang prepares to head into the belly of the beast... literally. Caleb faces his fears. Skyler can't stop making puns. Freya questions the future. Leo makes a bold suggestion. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

We're running a little behind schedule, sorry! The next episode should be out within a few days. Listen for a few quick announcements! ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

After closing another spigot, the group tries to tie off some loose ends before immediately getting pulled along to yet another adventure. When are they ever going to get a minute to breathe? Skyler self reflects. Freya theorizes. Caleb protects the group in style. Leo treats wounds for once. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group has gotta get back in time. Literally. Like, with a time turner. There, they try to actually make people love each other at a wedding. Caleb can't forgive and forget. Skyler learns more. Leo sets everyone straight. Freya gets what she always wanted. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The fab four are disappointed that their soup plan didn't stop the wedding in its tracks, and put their heads together to try again. Caleb slinks into the shadows. Skyler hides in plain sight. Freya confronts the truth. Leo doesn't want to disappoint anyone. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group tries to make a plan after Caleb receives a letter from his dad inviting him to his wedding. Freya learns to cook. Skyler is in disguise. Caleb only looks for revenge. Leo tries to get into his parents heads. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group tries to come to terms with what Gutenmagie really is, and what the magic of the Lutums means for their journey forward. Freya tries reason. Leo heals wounds. Caleb protects his friends. Skyler trusts in friendship. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group sets sail for the magical city of Gutenmagie. Freya tries to be supportive. Skyler looks at things from another perspective. Leo learns that you should never meet your heroes. Caleb sniffs out the truth. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The Fab Four regroup after closing another spigot. After promising to help those less fortunate, they do their best to stay on track. Caleb thinks about a second mortgage. Freya avoids her feelings. Leo is tempted. Skyler reconnects. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

Sorry gang, no new episode this week. Our lives are a little bit of a mess right now. But we won't leave you empty-handed! Empty-eared? Something like that. Here's another silly compilation of clips from the cutting room floor. We'll be back in two weeks on October 27th with a new episode! ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

On the way to save Jeevus, the group finds themselves cast in some award-winning television productions. Freya gets stage fright. Caleb is a method actor. Leo just pushes the buttons. Skyler was born for this. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group tries to figure out how to get inside the fortress that now surrounds Caleb's house so they can hopefully find (and fix) the next spigot. Caleb reevaluates his tactical decisions. Leo tries out an acting career. Freya is a voice of reason. Skyler goes another layer deep. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group reconvenes at the Caller's house to get ready for their epic journey. Skyler meets their old nemesis. Freya hides the truth. Leo learns that doing it right means doing it the hard way sometimes. Caleb pays his debts. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more! Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/ Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts. Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system: https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/ https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The gang answers listener questions and describes their adventures in Chicago during LeakyCon 2023, including meeting all these lovely people: @sequoiasimone@fanaticalfics@Jellyanna_runs@puffcastpod@intothefoldpod@mandrakesandmischief@unpensieveable@creatingmagicpodcast@wzrdradiopod@veritasarahm@firstyearspod@pottershippodcastSpecial thanks to Sequoia and the rest of the Wizarding Wireless Collective for organizing the wonderful LeakyCon booth where we shared the podcast love and met all these fine folks!