GALLOWTREE

The webbed fingers have been flexed and the five string is tuned - Prepare for the Haunted Swamp: A musical interlude... In Gallowtree, again and again and again...

Nothing changes... (Acknowledgements to S&G - 1966)

An episode written by AI and recorded and produced by monkeys. What does AI make of Gallowtree? Can it replicate the idiotic scripts? Does AI make sense in Gallowtree? Is AI a threat? Will understanding Gallowtree aid or abet AI's future? Join us for 'Hartman's Odyssey', AI's take on Gallowtree: it's characters and it's makers. Listen with fear and trepidation as the story unfolds. Has AI replaced Max and The Aardvark for good? In Gallowtree, again and again and again...

Kevin, the vampire of Gallowtree, tears himself away from chasing chubby chicks with dogs, sliding up to Sanjay and stalking the poor boy from the electrical department long enough to reform Satan's Beaver and record a death metal ambient hardcore album called 'Mysterium'. The mystery is why? Expect an altogether unlistenable album. Next to no story or subtle overtones. Listen to incomprhensible lyrics that probably make little sense (don't worry about this - you can't understand a word Kevin says at the best of times in real life!) To be on the safe side the explicit button has been pressed - but this is only a guess!!! Bask in the glory of 'Mysterium' - the album nobody should have ever thought of making, let alone actually recording it. Thunderstorms, monkeys, pulsing guitar, choirs, and Kevin's lacklustre vocals - Satan's Beavers ride again.... In Gallowtree, again and again and again...

That's all Folks! (For now) (OK, so new episodes are on the way, but we didn't want to brag) (Brag, brag, brag, brag) (OK. so we did....) (Don't tell your friends, enemies or relations....) (Pssst) (GALLOWTREE is back with a whole new season) (Starting soon...) (In Gallowtree, again and again and again) Why are you not surprised? Night Vale drags on and on - so why not us? Answers on a postcard... To GALLOWTREE. (And beyond!)

Here's the latest extended installment of GALLOWTREE - The Rise Of Vlado Part 1. The final omnibus edition (5b - The Rise of Vlado Part 2) will be available early April. As usual, feel free to edit 5a and 5b together for a seamless mega-episode of an entire story arc... GALLOWTREE heaven!!!

Welcome to the second (and concluding) part of GALLOWTREE Omnibus Edition 4. Feel free to edit 4a and 4b together for a complete 3 and a half hour episode. This will either entertain you for a good while, or, numb your brains into submission like - to quote Douglas - being smacked around the head by a golden brick wrapped in a slice of lemon! Enjoy... But don't say you weren't warned... In GALLOWTREE, again and again and again...

This one was just way too long for only one omnibus edition! Welcome to episode 4a... Episode 4b will drop at the start of next month, so, your wait won't be too long - of course, if you are listening later, they will both be out there, kicking their little baby feet, wanting you to lift them up and snuggle them as twins you love and planned; not the unexpected accident and burden that some twins present!!! Feel free to edit them together for a four hour plus episode of GALLOWTREE bouncing joy! (or, the prolonged purgatory of the teenage years, if you prefer...) Welcome to the GALLOWTREE Omnibus edition 4a... 4b will be hot on his brothers heels, wrapped in shoebox with a ribbon of red...

Welcome to the year in round-up with the Neighbourhood Watch... In Gallowtree, again and again and again... An Omnibus Special release.

Another chance to sample in long form, a version of Gallowtree as it was meant to be... Enjoy this extra long edit of a complete storyline... Gallowtree as it should be heard... Again and again and again... all at once!

Here we go again.... And again and again... In Gallowtree... Omnibus 2!

Interlude

Just so you know...

The last of the disco beats...

Coming soon - in Omnibus Edition.... In Gallowtree, again and again and again....

Just a great track and a break before the mayhem starts... In Gallowtree... Again...!

This is the one that got away! A slightly re-edited episode to saitsfy you-know-who ... Hopefully, they will be happy and not sue our pants off.... This time!!!!! Fingers crossed.

Thank-you Eustace! We're back... ... in lockdown, again! The Rondo Hatton element cannot be ignored! The Creeper is back on the streets and suburbs of Gallowtree... ! If Mayor X has her way, then dealing with the pandemic and other illnesses will be easy... ! Needless to say, the people of Gallowtree are the last thing on her mind... ! But what observations can Max make in his rundown radio station? Will they mean anything? And, what of the mysterious shadow-men? Find out what happened in Gallowtree during the lockdown and what might happen in the future if Mayor X has her way! In Gallowtree, again and again and again....

An audio puzzle for the Christmas holiday! Santa's elves have been devilishly fiendish with this one - it might seem obvious... In which case... You are probably wrong! Solve the conundrum by cracking the audio clues and be sure to listen all the way to the end for Eustace! Answers on a postcard to the usual address... Have a great Christmas where ever you are and what ever you believe...

A mysterious letter will soon arrive on your doorstep... It is not odd... Not strange... Just another human being reaching out... In these isolated times... Written by Jodie.