Dice Will Roll

What happens when a god dies? Far, far away, a little nosoi psychopomp reads over a forgotten set of prophecies. Each has the same premise: this is what would happen to our world if one of its god dies. From hoardes of undead to terrible earthquakes, one must hope that none of them come true... right? Join Dice Will Roll on this special episode, where Derry reads the Godsrain Prophecy short stories by Erin Roberts and weaves together ten tales of deicide for you to shiver to. Bewaaaare! CONTENT WARNINGS: Major Character Deaths. Obviously. Themes of grief, loss, apocalypse and helplessness, imposter syndrome, alcoholism, chronic pain and chronic illness, eaten alive by predators, ego death, bad endings obviously obviously obviously, one surprisingly okay ending :thumbs up emoji:, intense lore dumps Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shadowy forces unite deep within the dungeon, and our heroes are in for hell! Back into the dark the Fogfen Few delve! Alrik, Silk and Fiore slip back into the Vaults after their weekend off in Otari, keen to find more clues to the mysteries of the Gauntlight. But they're quick to discover: the dungeon is alive, and when they're not here to play, it'll find other people to occupy it. Treacherous foes, dark cults and scary monsters lurk in the shadows, putting together a grim master plan. Will our heroes be able to overcome them? Or are they the next skeletons to decorate the vaults? Swamps get investigated. Books get collected. Gold gets spent. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what is the nutritional benefit of a tattoo? CONTENT WARNINGS: Cannibalism, skinning, gore and viscera, uncleanliness, capitalism Special Thanks to Skye Evangeline for her Patreon Cameo! Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen to what your heart yearns for, and reach out to love..! The dungeons are dark, but the sun is bright. The Fogfen Few take the weekend off after a series of harrowing affairs... and their time together sparks some long awaited conversations. Get ready to have extremely amorous experiences in ways you never thought feasible as our heroes take a calm, relaxing time off, and everything comes together rosy and cute. Don't worry about the content warnings, it's fine! Look! They're flirting! Pay attention to that instead! Yaaaaay, love and peace in the beautiful town of Otari with its beautiful seasides! Secrets get shared. Dreams get dreamt. Dinners get arranged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the closest to having explicit sex scenes a podcast can get without anything even remotely sexual happening? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, depictions of gruesome player character death, non-explicit erotica, references to sex, self-hatred, unsanitary, allusions to childhood abuse or neglect, non-gendered dysphoria, psychosis-adjacent incidents, hallucinations, carnaphobia, osophobia, allusions to acts of hatred, blood, censored reclaimed homophobic slur played for comedy, violent intrusive thoughts, audience bullying, big beautiful fat gay men Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dark haunting violin : Ghost Song by Max Ablitzer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCRa7S8O-tU Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cannibal librarians lurk in the shadows! Will you survive the Cult of the Canker? The third floor of the dungeon is a maze of bookshelves, the stench of rotting flesh in the air. The Fogfen Few have quickly found themselves accosted by gruesome ghouls, demanding they donate their flesh to the grand Refleshening Ritual, and it's not sounding like it's gonna be a tooonne of fun. Maybe they had ought to consider it, though? Would cutting off your ear count as a charitable donation for tax reasons here..? No? Then hell no, get out of here, ghouls! It's the living versus the undead in unlucky episode 13... where I'm sure everyone will come out completely untraumatized! Plans get hatched. Chairs get lounged on. Whispers get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a spell to identify jerky? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of cannibalism, head trauma, lots and lots of blood, zombies (kind of?), traumatic incidents, bad endings, major character peril, themes of breach of taboo, sexy chair lounging Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our heroes spend some time in Otari... what secrets shall we learn about them today? It's not all swords and sorcery in the town of Otari. The Fogfen Few approach the end of their first week in the dungeons, having only scratched the surface of whatever lies below their town. But they can't just rush blindly into battle... sometimes, you need a little break! As Fiore, Silk and Alrik go through some of their daily lives, hints of their past will be revealed... all before they return to the Abomination Vaults and face their fears below! Hair gets ponytail'd. Lutes get strummed. Sacrifices get requested. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should people in a fantasy world just cut their losses when someone goes missing? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to childhood trauma and self hatred, depictions of anxiety and poor self-image, depictions of aging and senility, references to cannibalism and dismemberment, Steven Universe Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The party travels beneath Apprentice Island! What horrors lie in the den of the wizard? The Fogfen Few are assembling a puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together. Library cults? Mutant servants? Fleshwarping? The dungeon they find themselves in is a startlingly complex web of intrigue... and they need to start understanding it, and fast! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have a date with some answers... and maybe they'll find them beneath Apprentice Island, where they encountered the dreaded Mister Beak! Surely what they find here won't be half as horrifying as him... right? Slime gets spewed. Books get read. Screams get scrum. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what should we do when the GM starts ominously rolling? CONTENT WARNINGS: Physical abuse, abusive power dynamics, filth and uncleanliness, maggots, slime, references to industrial meat processing, existential horror, suicidal ideation, religious trauma, the funniest character to ever exist in DWR history move aside Rigg Oddbody and Satsumeimo --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dreaded morlocks return! Battle 'em in the mountain of rubble!  The Fogfen Few are back in the clutches of the Great Evil morlocks! The torchlight flickers as these gangly monsters dart in the shadows, ready to cut our heroes down to size! But what are they doing here? What is their goal? Secrets upon secrets upon secrets await Alrik, Silk and Fiore as they step deeper and deeper into darknesss... and extinguish their torches in search of answers. Ropes get tied. Bread gets floated. Letters get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it rude to tell someone you hate their god when their god LITERALLY represents something that makes you die? CONTENT WARNINGS: Total and utter darkness, nyctophobia, extreme body horror, torture, ego death, weird pet/owner dynamics, gross worm sounds, cannibalism, references to religious violence and the crusades, chipper old white man --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fend off the gruesome morlocks and rescue Otari's townfolk from certain doom! Science fiction is incredible. Great minds like H.G. Wells, one of the greatest minds of all time, nodding sagely as he dares ask "what if people were like pugs?" The Fogfen Few battle against the subterranean threat of the morlocks, those gaunt and terrible once-humans that plague the darkness. Why are they here? What's their goal? Do they have preciouses to hide from us? Our heroes will have to ask these questions and many more as they put together their resources and find out what, exactly, is the so-called "Great Evil" they espouse. Hold onto your torches-- it's gonna be a flickery ride! Armour gets punched. Books get studied. Wells get listened to. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when your crush's roommate is like, 500 years old? CONTENT WARNINGS: Impalement, kidnapping, torture, human sacrifice, body horror, cosmic horror, nihilism, total ego death, sexy clueless blacksmith --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deeper and deeper we go... into the darkness that awaits us..! Dungeons, traditionally, are pretty deep underground. Sure, that makes sense. But what do you do when you're in one that's quite as sprawling as this? Corridor after corridor, doorway after doorway... the dungeons below Otari stretch further than one can even begin to anticipate. And these halls aren't empty! Monsters lurk around every corner, spirits slink and mysteries await. Truly, this is the episode where Abomination Vaults becomes a dungeon crawl... and it's full of some deadly, delightful thrills. Can our torch-wielding heroes navigate the strange rooms and foes that await them as they continue on their quest to save Otari? There's only one way to find out! Adventurers... duck your heads, and step into the unknown! Secret doors get discovered. Rooms get searched. Everything you knew is unravelled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how the hell is Alrik doing that?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, references to torture, worms, flies and fly sounds, mild horror, H.G. Wells moments --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONES! BONES BONES! Get them rattling, everyone, it's bones the whole way down! Everyone loves skeletons, obviously. It's what seperates us from the molluscs. And we hate those guys. But what do we do when the skeletons are outside our body, and rattling at us? Furthermore, what do we do when those skeletons seem to be piloted by a weird glowing light that's dragging them along? The Fogfen Few are returning to the dungeon, ready to make their way to the next floor. What lies deeper in the darkness? What secrets await them? Will they find a way to stop the Gauntlight from ever glowing again? Or are they already too late... is Otari doomed? Surely they'll find out, if they can overcome the fearsome skellytons that are lurching at them right this moment! Bones get rattled! Chairs get identified! Stairs get used! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like: did Sun Tzu really say that? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await! So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who LIKES saving the day. Oh, you are? Then that's just super! In that case, forget what I said! Hero, you have a job to do! Go to the tavern, meet with your friends, and plan out where your adventure will take you next. Butt heads with criminals, listen to some spooky stories, and tredge through the mud to enter the dungeon once again. Do you hear that, Fogfen Few? Adventure is calling! Shoulders get gripped. Dolls get hugged. Altars get inspected. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the deal with flirty bartenders? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional crew here to take care of it-- y'know, some adventurers with a good bit of stuff under their belt, but in this case, it looks like our dungeoneering heroes will have to deal with it themselves. It's cheaper than hiring someone to do it, but I tell you hwat, it's not as certain they'll succeed. So whaddya say? Should we leave them to it, come back in a few hours, see if they manage? Or do you reckon that'll damn them to a gruesome death? Well... I suppose there's only one way to find out! Songs get played. Lights get shone. Names get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a voice changer a type of illusion spell? CONTENT WARNINGS: The undead, zombies, undead-appropriate gore, crannial trauma, insects, beetles, mild arachnophobia, unsanitary, useless NPC combatants — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted romp from start to finish. I wouldn't lie to you, now would I? Heroes of the vaults: get some R&R, and enjoy the sleepy town of Otari at its finest! Riddles get solved. Fortunes get gleaned. Drinks get shared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's a paladin's favourite beverage? CONTENT WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment (mild), implied death by falling from a height with SFX, absurd cow milking, themes of doom and annihilation, references to cannibalism, creepy little girls, toxic masculinity — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted romp from start to finish. I wouldn't lie to you, now would I? Heroes of the vaults: get some R&R, and enjoy the sleepy town of Otari at its finest! Riddles get solved. Fortunes get gleaned. Drinks get shared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's a paladin's favourite beverage? CONTENT WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment (mild), implied death by falling from a height with SFX, absurd cow milking, themes of doom and annihilation, references to cannibalism, creepy little girls, toxic masculinity — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself together soon. But what happens if this jigsaw is, itself... just another puzzle piece? Squawk! Doors get charged. Figments get cast. Words get regretted so so so bad. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do we do when Paizo retcons huge plot details from our previous adventures?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Maggots, Pools of Blood, Implied Willingness to eat Rotting Food, Detailed Descriptions of Head Agony and Mental Assault, Detailed Depictions of Mental Anguish, Freaky Alien — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even More Stuff provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Mr. Beak Meme Art by r/UpsideDownSmore Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself together soon. But what happens if this jigsaw is, itself... just another puzzle piece? Squawk! Doors get charged. Figments get cast. Words get regretted so so so bad. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do we do when Paizo retcons huge plot details from our previous adventures?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Maggots, Pools of Blood, Implied Willingness to eat Rotting Food, Detailed Descriptions of Head Agony and Mental Assault, Detailed Depictions of Mental Anguish, Freaky Alien — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even More Stuff provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Mr. Beak Meme Art by r/UpsideDownSmore Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await! When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been winking on the edge of Otari. Who put it there? Was it these mitflits? Surely it was the mitflits! There's no way something... mysterious is afoot, right..? Well, only one way to uncover! Hope you've got your pit climbing boots on... we've got a dungeon to uncover. Ruins get explored. Sinkholes get inspected. Hands get kissed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it your fault if you smash a friend directly into a wall when you were aiming for a bug? CONTENT WARNINGS: Arachnaphobia (mild), Unsanitary, Extremely Scary Skeletons — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure! Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking? CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure! Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking? CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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