F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

I'm starting to get the step-sibling trend in porn now... it's the only way they could get the chemistry that sexy! Topics include I love you and also I never want to see you again, embarrassing oral, treat her like your little sister, unrealistic dating standards.

It's an absolute miracle that this episode exists considering all of the technical difficulties we suffering while recording. So, you know, really enjoy this one.

We're always bragging about our great advice, but have you ever thought of where it REALLY comes from? Topics include never nude, definitely not premature ejaculation, the dating experts lied. Join the Patreon!

Next time you're out at a bar, I want you to look around and try to guess how many people are actively participating in their kink and/or a sex act. Have fun! Topics include exclusivity test, public vibrator outing, eating the peach, and the hand not closing the deal. NOTE: Also, we apologize, but due to a scheduling conflict we had to postpone our live show! We're really bummed and very sorry! Support the show on Patreon!

It doesn't matter what stupid idea your teenage brain comes up with, you can always blame Tiktok. Topics include breaking beds, size comparisons, being a sleepy guy, and feelin' weird about feet. Support the show and get more content: www.patreon.com/fbuddies

Everyone knows that underwear resets in freshness every day if it's worn inside out. Topics include the sleepiness men must fight, swinging in a situationship, keeping the drawers fresh, ejaculate volume.

BRING ME MORE (SEXY) PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN! Topics include the sneaking suspicion of dishonesty, the effects of emotions on sexual stamina, making your girlfriend more kinky, and position practice.

Please, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you. It's dirt. It's literal dirt. Topics include abandonment issues, cuddle boners, focusing on yourself is a lie, holy mole-y.

Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to divorce him.

Happy 2026! Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you know. Everything. Topics include the guilt of being a sex machine, basic biology, unexpected rimjob, navigating a kinky new partner.

I honestly can't remember what Dragon Pouch means or how we got there and I'm holidays, so you can't make me figure it out.

Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing. Don't try to argue with us, argue with SCIENCE. Topics include team building in the worst way possible, deck the halls with balls of blue, breast reduction woes.

Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems. Topics include dude, where's my car? The important of ball play, a pre-exclusivity fling, and bringing a cool vibe to a sex party.

It's time to throw the "Let Them" Theory into the trash where it belongs and start taking life, and your relationships, by the reins with a very simple question: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Learn how to embrace bravery and become the master of your own destiny by asking: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

If you're not going to drop at least $1.2 MILLION dollars on me PER DATE, I'm going to doubt your commitment. Topics include how to hunt down your set up, blowjob pains, a very expensive first date, to use hands or not to use hands.

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math. Topics include missing the giant hint, getting to the sex phase, deciding to break wind or a promise, and the value of rough oral sex.

It's time once again to beg at the Altar of Beast in order to be thrown just enough scraps to continue our meager existence. Topics include a beastly missed opportunity, creating a safe sexual environment, budget conscious condoms, the boy ain't alright.

Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns especially if you're a big city woman who's too focused on her career to find love. Topics include post sex shit-tests, long tongue but bad technique, a shaved butthole, irritated over old nudes.

You know that feeling when you hear a song and then you make that whole song your personality for awhile? Maybe be a little more discerning with what song you're choosing... Support the show on Patreon!

Better start wearing a raincoat whenever you see me out in public because when I'm holding a hand... NOBODY IS SAFE. Topics include how to be mysterious in the age of social media, playing dead, a damp pant situation, when to transition to casual dates. Support the show on Patreon!