True Criminals

Quick short episode where Keith and I talk about kids running away. Thanks to Keith for helping out Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to everyone else for listening If you like the show tell a friend If you don't like the show, tell a friend to listen and see what it is you don't like. If you'd like to share anything with us contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Stay Criminal

This week on True Criminals Keith and I sat down with Ryan Winters to talk about his new book Wake the Devil Ryan had a lot to say about New Orleans life and some of the criminal activity he has gotten up to in The Big Easy. He does actually call hamburgers steamed hams. It's wild. We also discussed running away and roof top jumping and just a silly little gabfest between three guys trying to make it in this crazy world. You can find Ryan's work on Amazon or wherever you get your books. Thanks to Ryan for stopping by Thanks Keith for helping interview Thanks to Justin Wells for music and thank a you for a listening If you have some crime you want to report to us for funzies, true.criminals.podcast or @criminalstrue. There's also truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com and you can find us on YouTube at UberNerdPrime. Until next time, stay criminal

They said it couldn't be done but we did it. It wasn't right for the planet and it put us on a path to annihilation but we did it. We smashed up a review of Barbenheimer with an interview with the former Attorney General of Guam, Richard Opper. He has a crime-fiction book called The Body In The Barrel to promote and some crime to discuss. He sat down with Keith and I to talk about international crimes and the history of Guam and all sorts of stuff. Before that, Rachel and I break down "Whose The Real Criminal" in a review of both Barbie and Oppenheimer. If you think about it, it's very subtle, but I think the criminal is the same for both movies. Like books, check it out. Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to Rachel and Keith for help Thanks to Richard Opper, check out his book The Body In The Barrel And thank you for listening Check us out on socials at true.criminals.podcast or @CriminalsTrue YouTube is UbernerdPrime truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Stay Criminal

We were taking this week off because shit has just been too busy. But, it doesn't take much to sit down with Rachel and rant real quick about some of the real problems out there. So we sat down and rapped quickly about what a garbage person RFK Jr is turning out to be and the "real criminal" with the current strikes going on in Hollywood. Christians should start their own thing called Holy-Wood... well, there's a free idea for you. In the Greenwhich-Meantime, check out this ep. Hope you like it. Thanks for your support, please tell a friend and share, like, dance, and all of the above. We will be back next week with a guest interview. Stay Criminal Thanks to Rachel for sitting in with me Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to Ron Perlman for being badass and thank you again for listening

Alright, it's been a long trip but we're finally almost there again. This week we have a guest, Morgan, in the second segment. Morgan and I ChatGPT'd about the AI problem. I try to get some crime info from her but I fail. I do get close to the bottom of this AI biz that is popping up like whack-a-moles all over the place. I tried to make it sound like... I don't know. I'm just playing around when I edit. First we finish our talk with The NuDis Colony from the past few weeks. Brent and Ross really help us wrap up the series. Do we get an answer to who the real criminal is? I think we might. You'll have to check it out and see. Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to Morgan and The NudisColony for their input on this menace. Thanks to you for listening. Contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com also at Ubernerdprime on YouTube Thanks again and Stay Criminal

Today we continue our talk about AI and art theft. We will wrap this series up next week. But for now, we will "rap" about it with some funky fresh beats. Check it out! Thanks to Scotty Wolfenbarger for stopping by Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thank you for listening Like us on socials and contact us truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com to share your stories about the crimes you've committed. Stay Criminal

Last week we ended in the middle of a story. Some would call that part one. The smart thing to do would be, follow that up with part two, thus completing the circuit. We're not gonna do that. We will be back next week with the rest of our discussion with The NuDis Colony and our Art Crimes discussion and delve even deeper into AI talk. We really get to the bottom of it. In the Greenwich Meantime, we put together a short little fun talk around fire, fireworks, and a small mess of non-sense. It was just for funzies. Hope you like it. You can contact us with your own stories or to just yell at us in general on socials at true.criminals.podcast or @CriminalsTrue and you can email us directly truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thanks for listening. Thanks to Scotty and Keith for recording even if it didn't all make it. Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to the LA City bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And thank you again. STAY CRIMINAL

We've embarked on a journey of the mind as we dive deeper and deeper into the void. The vertical is forbidden and all is lost, and yet we go on. Prepare to die, in Spittlefield... Or just enjoy this weeks episode with guests Astra the Dragon and the NuDis Colony. Astra is an artist and musician out of DFW who talked with us for a bit about sex, drugs, and rock and roll theft. We are trying to suss out (I don't think I'm pronouncing or spelling that correctly) everything behind what is art and what it means to steal it. We also continue our weeks long chat with Brent and Ross from The NuDis Colony. They host a NuMetal Podcast wherever you find your favorite podcasts. As other musicians and artists themselves we go even deeper into this subject with no definitive answer. It's a deep and throbbing vein of a topic that only gets more intense the further we go in. Sit back in your favorite easy chair and enjoy this compact disc, after you burn it onto a compact disc. We will do our best to entertain. Thanks to Astra the Dragon for talking with us and for providing music Thanks to Brent and Ross from The NuDis Colony for their input on this veiny subject and for having the highest T in the land. Thank you to my wife Rachel for her help and thanks to you for listening. Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for all your criminal needs. Check out Astra with these links https://youtu.be/Wt1BNdAHHWY https://youtu.be/SK24SOPNfC4 https://youtu.be/Cf_VLMmbcV4 https://youtu.be/jChwDuLFk2o Stay Criminal

Today we have a mini episode to really tease out what we have planned over the next few weeks. Coming up we have several weeks of talk on art theft. We interview some guests and start a fresh series really opening up the subject of art theft. We go deep on AI art and intellectual property and who can own a tree. Some day we are gonna save humanity with our words and this podcast and it all starts here; here with this mini episode where we play a game of animal noise buzzers and parody guesses. The NuDis Colony is still here from last week, Keith stops by and tells us some thoughts on Paul's Boutique. ♪♫It's short and fun and really only here to pave the way for what's next to come♪♫. Check it out Thanks to Kieth and dem Nudie Boys for stopping by. Thanks to Justin Wells for music and thank you for listening. Please rate and review, share with a friend. You can contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on socials at true.criminals.podcast Stay Safe, Stay Alive, Stay Criminal.

This week, we sit down with an anonymous guest to talk about her dabbles with a grow operation in Oklahoma and some other shananagans. Dem Nudie Boyz from the NuDis Colony podcast stop by to tell us about the time Brent got high and wigged out (He was hiding this story from us). And I designed some weed based trivia questions to test Scotty's knowledge. It was a blast recording all of this. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to Goodtimes Sally and the hosts from The NuDis Colony for stopping by. You can check out the NuDis Colony wherever you get your podcast and those who are in the know can find Goodtimes Sally. Check us out on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thanks to Justin Wells for Music and thank to you for listening.

Today we talk to friend of the pod, Steven Fisher, about the crimes he was willing to discuss. We also talk with him some about the topic for the episode. Rachel and I play a Cancel Culture game that sort of falls apart. And Keith and I continue the discussion that ties this episode together. We are going to do a multi episode series on the subject of cancel culture and really find out "Who is the real criminal". We've got crime big and small and it's all crammed into as small a package as I could get it into. Hope you like it. Thanks to Rachel and Keith for helping with the episode Thanks to Steven Fisher from LTAS for guesting Thanks to you for listening Tell a friend, share the episode, and if you want to reach out we can be found at true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for everything else.

Back again. Talking about that GTA! Guest James Michel, author of Ice Rising, stops by to talk to us about breaking into an abandon building and about working in a prison. Check out James Michel's books where he weaves tales about crime and characters who go through it and come out the other side. Always remember, not all crimes are criminal. Stay True. Thanks to James Michel for coming on the show Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for his help producing this episode Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to the Criminals out there for inspiring us Thanks to you the listener and if you are interested in telling us your story or being a guest contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on socials at true.criminals.podcast

We're back after a bit of a hiatus. All new interview with actually anonymous guest "Punch Out". Disguised voice and everything. TRIGGER WARNING: For some talk about self harm and some discussions on drugs that go a bit deeper than usual. We bleeped some stuff here because we're not actually out to teach people how to do potentially dangerous things. It's fun talk amongst friends. Hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening and tell a friend. Thanks to Rachel Bookout for helping host Contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com and true.criminals.podcast everywhere else.

Courtney Lewis from the Unladylike Lounge stops by to tell us tales with 12 inch knives and other hijinks. Arrested in her Hatchetman attire, Courtney spins a fun yarn full of Faygo and misdiagnosis. Scotty and I can't understand why Herschel Walker exists as a person and why the world is full of nonsense. Check it out and so much more. As in, check out so much more. Like, really explore the world you know. You deserve it. Thanks for listening and thanks to Justin Wells for Music and J. Richland Anderson for editing. Contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

So, we didn't record specifically with a guest this week. Scotty and I have been working on a few other projects recently and we decided to tease them out with a mini episode. We made an audio skit with the guys from Lets Talk About Stuff and the NuDis Colony, as well as Sebastion from How Do I Rob This and TK from For The Love Of History. We also have a YouTube project where we review movies that don't exist and we share some of that here. Check out the Instagram for some of the visuals associated with that. Contact us on IG or twitter at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thanks to Brent Hibbard(Let's Talk About Stuff, NuDis Colony), Steven Fisher(Let's Talk About Stuff), Ross Licktieg(NuDis Colony), Sebastian Wei&bach(How Do I Rob This), and TK(For The Love Of History) Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to everyone listening

This week we talk with the Robert Kerbeck who may be the greatest corporate spy. Robert gives us tales of hacking the rich and talks about he was temporarily friends with one of the most famous criminals of our time. It's a doozy. Check it out, tell a friend, and come and join us as we tumble further down the rabbit hole into the normal world of depravity. Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing Thanks again to you for listening contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

Hey, we have been ill as of late and haven't been out there spreadin' the crime news like we want to. Here's a mini episode where Rachel and I review the new HBOmax series Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. It's fitting as we approach the Halloween season. Trigger warning: This episode touches base on some touchy subject matter involving sexual assault and suicide, as does the show Pretty Little Liars. Mentioned in this episode is the story of Ken McElroy the bully who was killed by the people of his town because he sucked so bad. Couldn't think of his name at the time of recording and I promised it here. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Tell a friend and Thanks for listening. Thanks to Rachel Bookout and Justin Wells for help with the show Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

Hey! We're back with some more tales of misadventure. This week I attempted to interview Solid Snake Hiding Under A Box. Rachel and I gab a bit and she remembers some more crimes. The Former President makes Crime News, all this and much more. Come along and sing a song as we traverse the twisted path of the True Criminal. Thanks for listening Tell a friend and subscribe. It helps us, it motivates us, it keeps the Crime True... Thanks to: J. Richland Anderson for editing and producing Rachel Bookout for co-hosting Justin Wells for music Follow us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or contact us truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

This week in True Criminals, we talk to Princess Toadstool (Meryl Klemow about how she likes watching bulls gore people and smearing shit on houses. We try to decipher how you can actually get your hands on a horde of dildo boxes and introduce a segment called "poo corner" (I think we've already introduced this segment before. It's where all conversations naturally end up). Meryl is a very funny lady and she really was eager to talk about the crimes she's committed. Check out her sire https://www.precanceledinc.com/ Thanks for listening Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for editing Thanks to Justin Wells for help with music Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thanks again and tell a friend if you like the show. First rule of True Criminals is talk about True Criminals.

We're back! This week we talk to guest Skyrim, also known as Chris from Chatty Geek Hidden Dragon. We talk about the fun little adventures into the criminal world he has had. We also talk about other stuff. Check it out. Lot of bingo dobbers, pole dance, and metal testicles... Thanks for listening Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thanks to: J. Richland Anderson And Justin Wells for help with the show.