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Elevator Pitch Podcast is a genre-hopping anthology podcast that is guaranteed to keep the listener on their toes! With satirized noir, lesbian pirates, capitalist horror, and everything in between, Elevator Pitch has an episode or two for everybody. Each episode will be released monthly, with all serial episodes being released within their posting month. Within the next year, you all can look forward to all sorts of genres, including swashbucklers, absurdist horror parodies, crime dramas, fantasies that don’t pass the Reverse Bechdel Test, superheroes, and much more! Thanks for riding with us!

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United States

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Elevator Pitch Podcast is a genre-hopping anthology podcast that is guaranteed to keep the listener on their toes! With satirized noir, lesbian pirates, capitalist horror, and everything in between, Elevator Pitch has an episode or two for everybody. Each episode will be released monthly, with all serial episodes being released within their posting month. Within the next year, you all can look forward to all sorts of genres, including swashbucklers, absurdist horror parodies, crime dramas, fantasies that don’t pass the Reverse Bechdel Test, superheroes, and much more! Thanks for riding with us!

Language:

English


Episodes
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EPP Goodbye Statement

8/5/2022
Thank you all for listening! TRANSCRIPT --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/epp-f6/support
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The Cain Instinct

4/29/2022
Siblings, Andy and Art, embark on a cross-country road trip filled with very trustworthy fast food establishments, car troubles, and some good old fashioned forced communication! Will they be able to make amends to their relationship before going to the dreaded family reunion, or will the cain instinct prove to outmatch them? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of parental abuse Cursing Loud noises/Yelling TRANSCRIPT / SOUND CREDITS This episode was performed by the following people: Noelle S...

Duration:00:26:30

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Knight in Shining Armor

3/25/2022
Addie Smith of Smith’s Leathersmithery may not be smart, but they know their way around a sword and moral compass. Addie rides off to save Princess Odelia from an unwanted marriage with the help of their courage, their companion, and approximately 0 brain cells. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexism Referenced Homophobia Arranged Marriage Mild Violence Parental Abuse TRANSCRIPT / SOUND CREDITS This episode was performed by the following people: Anne C as Addie Kit A as Odelia Jeannette C as...

Duration:00:48:59

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Honest As A Fox

2/26/2022
Fox Andrews is a plucky 15 year old with an unusual curse; she can always tell when people are lying. When she attempts to become a witch's apprentice and learns more about her curse, she'll find that maybe her search for the Truth has more nuance than she'd thought. CONTENT WARNINGS: Parent death Description of a fatal car accident Spiders Implied animal death TRANSCRIPT/SOUND CREDITS This episode was performed by the following people: Kit A as Fox Andrews Anissa Danny C as...

Duration:00:40:35

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Valentine's Day

2/15/2022
Retired outlaw Winnie Halliday is more than happy to get a visit from her son, a bandit without much time to see his mas. This time, he comes bearing more important news than usual. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of past violence Mentions of gun violence TRANSCRIPT / SOUND CREDITS This episode was performed by the following people: Ellis G as Winnie Halliday Kit A as Zerelda Halliday Noelle S as Jack Valentine It was made possible by our editors A.J. R, Alix K, Kestrel E, and Freya...

Duration:00:17:22

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A Little Miracle Happened Here

12/11/2021
Dana Spiers didn't particularly want to be spending the first night of Chanukkah in an orphanage, but she would have at least been able to tolerate it had she not been there with Vincent Dupont- Archer- whatever. She was going to need a miracle to get through tonight. CONTENT WARNINGS Orphanages Divorce Mention Fighting Fire SFX War Mention Threats (Joking) Baby Noises Overlapping Speech TRANSCRIPT/SHOW NOTES This episode featured the following people; Rae F as Dana...

Duration:00:34:34

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Eddie Spade and the Lone Bandit- PART 2

11/20/2021
Sheriff Eddie Spade is forced to confront his past. CONTENT WARNINGS Homophobia Toxic Masculinity Abuse Slap SFX Violence Fever and Illness Kissing SFX Alcohol Mention TRANSCRIPT AND SHOW NOTES This episode featured Rae F as Eddie Spade Kit A as Sheriff Henry Even S as Jack Valentine Jeannette C as Harper Abba K as Emily and Anissa Danny C as Murphy The music in this episode was written and performed by Ellis G This episode was made possibly by our elevator pitch editors,...

Duration:00:31:49

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Eddie Spade and the Lone Bandit- PART 1

11/13/2021
After an unexpected promotion, Deputy Eddie Spade only has one thing on his mind; revenge. He fully intends to serve it cold and righteous like the law itself, but when a certain gentleman thief comes around, offering to buy Spade a drink and a chance to avenge his former sheriff, things get a little more complicated. Is Eddie man enough to see this one through? CONTENT WARNINGS Gun Violence Minor Character Death Major Character Injury Alcohol Implied Sex Work Internalized...

Duration:00:39:29

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Student Body

10/30/2021
There are consequences to failing health class... CONTENT WARNINGS Major Character Death Death Mention Sex Mention Mild Sexual Noises Misogyny Gun SFX Stabbing SFX Alarm SFX Mild Homophobia TRANSCRIPT AND SHOW NOTES This episode was performed by the following people Jeannette C as Maddie, Becky, and Tom Even S as Guy Manson and Chad Jockman Anissa Danny C as Mrs Jackson Ellis G as John News and Anderson And Rae F as Concerned Mom, Boner, and The Spotify Lady It was...

Duration:00:18:28

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Extra Credit- PART 3

9/25/2021
It’s getting dark. The wind’s rolling in. If Nimbus and Arcus want to take down Infrared for good, then tonight is the night. It’s time to bring the storm. CONTENT WARNINGS Cursing Sudden loud noises Depiction of unhealthy relationships and their effects Manipulation Violence Loud thunder/rain elements Minors in peril Electrocution Police Mentions of incarceration Loud feedback elements Loss of autonomy TRANSCRIPT/SHOW NOTES This episode featured the following people: Even S...

Duration:00:40:10

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Extra Credit- PART 2

9/17/2021
The last thing Saturday Stevens saw during her first night as a superhero was a train full of toxins and a dangerous person taking them. Whether she likes it or not, now she’s involved in this dance between Nimbus and Infrared, and she’s got to join in as well. It won’t be easy, though - with the press wondering who this new super could be and a struggle to control her new powers, Saturday’s got a whole lot on her hands. Will she be able to help Nimbus figure out Infrared’s plan? Will she...

Duration:00:42:50

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Extra Credit- PART 1

9/10/2021
All Saturday Stevens wants to do is get out of Felonsville. It’s what she’s been preparing for for years. In a city where the crime rate is the highest in the country, she’s somehow managed to avoid getting into trouble, and until she’s gone, she’s determined to keep it that way. What she hasn’t counted on is accidentally discovering the identity of local superhero, Nimbus - and imminently being recruited as his new sidekick. Within moments, Saturday is whisked into a secret life she never...

Duration:00:37:58

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The Usual Suspects- PART 4

8/27/2021
The train stops here. All mysteries will be solved. Join us this week as Nathan Archer discovers the cost of solving them, and if he’s lucky, the payoff. CONTENT WARNINGS Vague Homophobia Systemic Corruption Kissing SFX Cooking SFX Transphobia Mention War Mention Alcohol Mention SHOW NOTES AND TRANSCRIPT THIS EPISODE FEATURED Even S as Nathan Dupont Ellis G as Vincent Archer Jeannette C as Malarkey Anne C as Cop 2 Anissa Danny C as Evans And Rae F as Dana It was written by...

Duration:00:39:45

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The Usual Suspects- PART 3

8/20/2021
Archer's seen a lot of murderers confess at gunpoint before. None of them were Vincent Dupont. CONTENT WARNINGS Thunder SFX Murder Blackmail Police Corruption Surgery Mention Vague Homophobia/Transphobia Kissing SFX Cooking SFX THIS EPISODE FEATURED Even S as Nathan Archer Ellis G as Vincent Dupont "Just Yellow Again" was written and performed by Anne C "Manha De Carnaval" was written by Luiz Bonfá and adapted and performed by Anne C "Take The A Train" was performed by Duke...

Duration:00:38:01

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The Usual Suspects- PART 2

8/13/2021
After their discovery of the mysterious note, Archer and LeBlanc follow the killer’s trail to a nearby restaurant. However, this is no romantic dinner date. The note has led them to a well-known organized crime front where even the waiters are out for Archer’s blood. Will Detective Archer survive a casual stroll into a den of criminals? CONTENT WARNINGS Murder Institutional Corruption Vague Homophobia Torture Betrayal Manipulation Non-Consensual Drug Use Alcohol Mention Knife...

Duration:00:53:02

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The Usual Suspects- PART 1

8/6/2021
When Detective Nathan Archer finds himself with a strange note, a grieving socialite, and a million dollar cadaver on his hands, he’s sure he’s in for an unusual case. What he’s not so sure about is his client, Vincent LeBlanc. Will Detective Archer catch the murderer before they strike again? Find out on this week’s episode of The Usual Suspects. CONTENT WARNINGS Allusions to Homophobia Police Corruption Minor Character Death Allusion to Sexual Activity Discussion of War SFX of...

Duration:01:03:23

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Budd's Coffee

7/23/2021
Welcome Home. CONTENT WARNINGS -Glitch SFX -Burn Mention -Manipulation and Lying -Abusive Working Conditions -Monotonous/Robotic Speech -Yelling and Harassment -Loss of Bodily Autonomy -Loss of Sight FEATURING Anissa Danny C as The Narrator Lilly F as The Barista Jeannette C as The Employer Abba K as The Manager Even S as Customers 1 and 3 Anne C as Customers 2 and 4 Asher G as Customer 5 SHOW NOTES AND TRANSCRIPT This episode was Written and Produced by Rae...

Duration:00:24:58

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Budd's Coffee- TRAILER

7/9/2021
When you walked into Budd’s Coffee, you were meant to feel at home. CONTENT WARNINGS Unsettling Music Burn Mention TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iCBvhuIn6al_9CG8fOBhaHzQz-h0rAVT0YGSMhWQRmg/edit?usp=sharing Vinyl Sound Effect https://youtu.be/EOY8pXNu-ew Cassa Bossa Nova by Kevin Macleod https://youtu.be/O_TcGPoFwPo “Elevator_inside_doors_open_close.wav” by magedu https://freesound.org/people/magedu/sounds/341538/ “elevator door and ding.wav” by jamie7001...

Duration:00:02:03

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The Barmaid and the Buccaneer

6/25/2021
When what seems to be a quiet night at the Black Barnacle tavern is broken by the appearance of a mysterious stranger and tales of the elusive, treacherous Captain O’Toole, barmaid Molly knows she can’t keep certain parts of her past from washing ashore. CONTENT WARNINGS Alcohol mention Shipwreck mention Betrayal Robbery Arguements Gunshot SFX Kissing SFX Minor Injury Discussion This episode featured Even S as Johnny Jeannette C as Davy Rae F as Molly Ellis G as...

Duration:00:28:26

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The Barmaid and the Buccaneer-TRAILER

6/11/2021
Stories of Captain O'Toole and their fearsome pirate crew can be heard in just about any bar Ireland. Their tales of treachery precede them, but only a select, lucky few ever live to know the truth. FEATURING Even S as Johnny Jeannette C as Davy Ellis G as The Figure Rae F as Molly CONTENT WARNINGS Alcohol (Mentioned) Screeching Chair SFX Yelling SHOW NOTES https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WWcUi2jkeFL5zc-A2i01FNJ_rWbBtEdLtx02zvrBgx8/edit?usp=sharing

Duration:00:03:32