The Cologne Podcast

Ever wondered how to distinguish your bourbon from your whiskey or what makes Straight to Heaven by Kilian a scent worth discussing? Prepare for an episode swimming in the deep waters of fine bourbon and luxury scents, with our guest Sean, who's not only our whiskey whisperer but also our guide to olfactory excellence. We kick things off with a few laughs over a pool game before Sean schools us on the vital stats that define a true bourbon. Then, noses primed, we take on the divine promises of Straight to Heaven by Kilian and embark on a sensorial journey that blurs the lines between the warmth of a whiskey barrel and the allure of a well-crafted perfume. Myke, Ryan, and Sean gather 'round for an episode that's as rich and complex as the notes of a vintage whiskey. We raise our glasses to the nuances of bourbon tasting, sharing how we learned to identify the subtle flavors of caramel and vanilla that dance across the palate. But we're not just here for the spirits—our fragrance exploration ventures into the woodsy depths of Straight to Heaven, comparing its performance on skin versus paper, and contemplating if a spritz truly can take us to celestial heights. Tune in for a hearty blend of humor and insight as we sniff out the differences between mahogany and sandalwood, all while dissecting the robust characteristics of our favorite scents. As the glasses clink and the last spritzes settle, we find a moment to appreciate the dedication that goes into crafting both a fine bourbon and a standout podcast. With Sean's promise to return for more aromatic adventures, we share a toast to the community we've built through shared passions and a few good-hearted jokes. So whether you fancy yourself a connoisseur or you're just curious about the symphony of scents and spirits, join us for an unforgettable gathering where every moment is worth savoring. Cheers to the journey and, as always, let's 'Spray it up' in true fragrant camaraderie. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu Long Cha by Nishane, which left a scent trail in my car as indelible as a tattoo. And just when you thought it couldn't get any quirkier, we debate over phone etiquettes and the fate of fallen tester strips. Strap in for an exhilarating ride as we dissect the high-octane world of sailboat racing and its glamorous meld with luxury fragrances. The Prada Luna Rossa line, a byproduct of the brand's illustrious racing team, serves as our focal point, blending the essence of competition with aromatic sophistication. From celebrity adventures, such as Jake Gyllenhaal's transmutation from sailor to aviator, to the bizarre influence of Taylor Swift's famed romances on the public psyche, we leave no buoy unturned. Expect a sea of laughter and irreverent analogies as we navigate through these pop culture currents. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Have you ever been whisked away by a scent so evocative it's like time travel in a bottle? That's exactly where Myke and Ryan take you in our latest olfactory escapade, as we unearth the divisive "clean linen and cheap iced tea" fragrance that once stirred up a storm. Climb aboard our scent time-machine, where we also pay homage to the '90s classic Ralph Lauren Polo, questioning whether its latest rendition stands up to the ol' aromatic giant. And for those who relish the chase, we tease the upcoming segments featuring the elusive vintage Drakkar Noir and much-mourned, discontinued Tom Ford wonders. Imagine a scent so vivaciously citrus it could jolt you out of bed quicker than a triple espresso. That's the centerpiece of our aromatic discussion, a fragrance that has been with us since the early days and yet continues to dazzle and challenge our senses. Myke and Ryan unpack the rollercoaster of memories this scent evokes, interspersed with laughter and the odd hayride anecdote. Plus, we spill the beans on how to get your hands on your favorite fragrances without breaking the bank—because let's face it, smelling great shouldn't cost a fortune. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

When a voicemail can transport you back in time, you know you've found something truly special. That's what happened when we listened to the last message from our dear friend Forbus; laughter mixed with tears as we remembered his humor and warmth. This episode is a tribute to his legacy, exploring the powerful connection between fragrance and memory as we revisit the vintage Ralph Lauren Polo that Forbus cherished. We're also humbled by the overwhelming generosity that you, our listeners, have shown in supporting Forbus's family through the GoFundMe campaign. There's a certain magic in the way a scent can capture someone's essence, and Forbus was like an old-school cologne—bold, complex, and unforgettable. Through shared anecdotes and life lessons, we honor the man who could make us laugh with his quirky misnaming of perfumes, and who taught us, by example, the importance of expressing our love and appreciation for friends while they're still with us. Even as we recommend 'Hit the Mark' from Mint for its chocolate and mint notes—and for the lovely ladies in your life—we're reminded how Forbus's favorite fragrances mirrored his tough but gentle heart. Closing this episode, we feel Forbus's absence in the studio, his unique dynamic irreplaceable. We recall the laughter and the unfinished plans we had with him, and we are comforted, in part, by the messages of love and support from our Patreon community. His natural charisma and the joy he brought to all of us continue to inspire every episode. So join us as we celebrate Forbus, a friend who left an indelible mark on our hearts and on this show, ensuring that his memory lives on through every story we share and every fragrance we savor. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

We weave through the tapestry of fragrances that have recently graced our senses. We kick things off with a heartfelt acknowledgment for the outpouring of kindness we've felt during a tough personal time. From there, we delve into our thoughts on an intoxicating chocolate scent that caught our attention during travels—a creation that's been turning heads in the perfume community. Plus, We offer up our candid impressions on the much-anticipated Yves Saint Laurent's Y Elixir, which, to our dismay, fell short of the mark—a reminder of the unpredictable nature of perfume exploration. As connoisseurs of scent, we couldn't miss sharing our first encounter with Hit The Mark, a fusion of chocolate and bubblegum notes that, against all odds, resulted in a delightful olfactory experience. We dissect the artistry behind this unexpected blend and how it stands out from the typical gourmand concoctions. A green, grassy fragrance also makes its way into our conversation, intriguing us with its fresh, earthy vibes. Throughout the episode, we ponder over the complexity of fragrances that transcend gender norms, beautifully blending the savory allure of chocolate with a touch of fruity whimsy—perfect for a vast array of settings, from casual daily wear to romantic evenings. As we wrap up, the anticipation for our next episode is palpable—we're practically bursting to dive into recording it without any delay. We leave you with a teaser for an exclusive mint fragrance surprise reserved for our dearest Patreon supporters. Until the next aromatic chapter unfolds, we thank you for your loyalty and remind you to keep your spirits high and your scents spritzing. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Facing the unimaginable, we step away from our habitual sensory journey to share something profoundly personal. As Ryan's father bravely faces his health crisis, our family has been enveloped in a world of deep emotion and tough decisions – a narrative that's reshaped the fabric of our lives and the routine of this podcast. We've had to make the heart-wrenching call to postpone our eagerly awaited Patreon live event, as my dad's recent strokes have led us to the doors of hospice care. Amidst this turmoil, Myke has been an unwavering pillar of support. Although the air is heavy with sorrow, we pledge to carry on with the essence of the podcast, fueled by the gratitude we feel for the indelible impact Ryan's father has had on us all. In this heartfelt episode, we honor the legacy of those who leave lasting imprints on our hearts, weaving in stories of love and the stark reality of loss. It's a reminder to cherish every moment with the ones you love, as life's fragility comes to the forefront. We invite you into our reflections on Ryan's father's qualities and the lessons he leaves behind – qualities that have undoubtedly shaped who we are and the joy we strive to bring to you, our listeners. As we extend our reach out to you in our community, we hope to inspire a collective embrace of family, memory, and the enduring power of love. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Frag-Mental's Elixir Video We Stole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n09FO-dy-U4 Myke and Ryan sniff out the truth behind YSL's Y Elixir and share a few laughs connecting our quirky friendship dynamic to our honest, unfiltered opinions. We're not just spritzing and telling; we're about the genuine thrill of discovery, and this episode is drenched with it. From contrasting views on Fragrantica to our own night with Tariq by Eau De Moe, we're divulging it all. Plus, we've got some scented surprises in store for our Patreon supporters – think exclusive content and giveaways that'll make your nose tingle with delight! We're cracking jokes about cultural vernacular (who knew 'fanny pack' could be so controversial?), while also getting serious about where this fragrance fits in the market. And for those with a nose for critique, we dissect a certain pricey perfume that's loud yet plays it safe: Is it a standout in a sea of sameness or just another costly cloud of scent? Join us as we dish out our final verdicts – skip, sample, or buy – and ponder the fate of these bold bottles in our ever-growing collection. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Join Myke and Ryan for an olfactory escapade as they unveil the secrets of Eau De Moe's Tariq, a fragrance that's not just a scent but a tribute to the familial bonds that shape us. The episode unwraps the essence of brotherhood through the prism of this unique fragrance, as we reflect on our own experiences with sibling relationships and their deep impact on our lives. But that's not all; our Patreon supporters are in for a treat with a special giveaway, while we also circle back to the distinctive personality of Philip Plein's No Limits, stirring up the question - is it worth adding to your collection? As the scent of cardamom weaves through the air, we analyze a fragrance that cuts through the noise of designer perfumes with its sophisticated smoothness. It's like the reassuring hug of a big brother, enveloping you with warmth and a sweetness that's reminiscent yet uniquely its own. Sharing an anecdote of our encounter with Moe, the man behind the magic, we illustrate how his genuine warmth and generosity are embodied in every note of this creation. It's a story of trust, comfort, and that irreplaceable feeling of having someone in your corner - the very ethos of a big brother's embrace. Our conversation then meanders through the broader scent landscape, where we celebrate the authenticity and heartfelt connections within the fragrance community, especially those sparked at Milan's fragrance event. The episode highlights the importance of crafting scents that carry personal significance, weaving the love for a family member into an aroma that you can wear and cherish. So if you're a fragrance aficionado or just someone who appreciates the deeper narratives behind a perfume, this aromatic journey with Myke, Ryan, and the spirit of Moe promises to be as enriching as it is enlightening. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Join fragrance aficionado Dan from Insider Parfums as we whisk you away on an aromatic expedition unlike any other. Prepare to be captivated by the essence of Insidious, a fragrance that tips its cap to the vintage Aventus charm. Our discussion unfurls the delicate craftsmanship involved in recreating the allure of classic perfumes, navigating the intricate dance between originality and homage, and the value Insidious brings to the table when measured against its contemporary counterparts. This is not your everyday fragrance chat; it's a revelation of how scents we adore are meticulously brought back to life. Ever wondered how a perfume earns its name? We share the compelling tale of how "Insidious" was chosen, diving into the collective brainstorming that led to its christening. Dan sheds light on the mixed bag of receptions within the fragrance community, the role of a fragrance 'producer', and the resilience needed when facing the critics. Plus, we can't help but indulge in a good laugh about the cheeky moniker of a certain celebrity's candle, serving a reminder of the playful side of perfume branding. To close out our scented symphony, we reflect on the personal narratives of fragrance creators and the conundrum of wearing their own masterpieces. We navigate the financial intricacies of crafting exquisite scents, the tightrope walk of pricing, and the ethics of the clone fragrance market. There's also a nod to the enchanting Virde Redux and its contemporary reformulation. This episode is more than a scent trail; it's a full-bodied experience steeped in passion, wit, and the invisible art of perfume. Join us for an olfactory odyssey that promises to both educate and entertain. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Have you ever caught a whiff of something so unique it stopped you in your tracks? That's what happened when we unboxed Phillip Plein's "No Limits," a fragrance that's been causing a stir with its bold scent of rubber and smoke. Myke and Ryan, your guides through the world of perfumes, are back with a triple-header episode that'll have your nose twitching with curiosity. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on this divisive concoction, dissecting the love-it-or-hate-it nature of such an audacious scent. And we're not stopping at just one—our olfactory adventure takes us through the delectable yet controversial Chocolate Greedy by Montale, proving once again that scent is a deeply personal journey of discovery. Join us for a session of scent critique where no bottle remains sealed and no opinion goes unsaid. We crack open the essence of Phillip Plein's latest creation, likening it to everything from industrial soap to a leather-clad locker room. But what happens when this daring fragrance meets skin? The verdict might just catch you off guard. And because life's too short for just talk about scents, we're mixing in tales from our own escapades, like a gym encounter that left us chuckling and a bit more self-aware. Whether you're a fragrance aficionado or just looking for a laugh, this episode promises a sensory rollercoaster that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Ever find yourself caught in the sweet aroma of a freshly baked chocolate cake and thought, "I wish I could wear this scent"? Well, saddle up, scent seekers, because Big John Bolt and Terry Manhammer are here to whisk you away on an olfactory escapade with Chocolate Greedy by Montale. Prepare to be enveloped in the cocoa-laden whispers of this delectable fragrance as we share a listener's rave review and put it to the ultimate ten-hour wear test. Our noses don't lie, and we're here to spill whether this scent truly satisfies those dessert cravings or leaves you feeling half-baked. But the sensory soiree doesn't end there! We're getting up close and personal with the scent that's the talk of the town—or the bedroom—our "One Night Stand Review" of a cheekily named fragrance that clings to the skin with a tenacity that's as impressive as it is seductive. Discover how it fares against the rigors of daily life and multiple showers. Plus, don't miss a tender moment as we get sentimental about Terry's late father, Jerry, and his legendary love for all things aromatic. Join us for a journey that's as deeply touching as it is infused with laughter. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Get ready to have your senses and sensibilities equally tantalized as Myke and Ryan confront the audacious world of fragrances, starting with a perfume that's become the talk of the town: Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina." It's an episode where the scent of controversy meets the aroma of enlightenment, and you'll be amused to hear us navigate through the delicate bouquet of topics ranging from sexual education to the surprisingly complex notes of Goop's notorious product. Even the skeptics might find themselves beguiled by the quality hidden behind the provocative marketing. Shifting gears to a more cinematic vibe, we reminisce about a classic romance with Ethan Hawke and Gwyneth Paltrow that seamlessly blends into our fragrance discussion – because who doesn't love a good scent with a side of nostalgia? The Goop fragrance under our microscope may just redefine your expectations with its sophisticated rose essence and dash of dauntlessness. Whether you're considering it as a daring gift option or a personal statement piece, we've got the inside scoop on its potential to turn heads and spark conversations, even in the most professional of settings. In a bold move, we then pivot to a sensitive and thought-provoking discussion that's not for the faint of heart. We'll share a narrative that touches on the deeply controversial topic of mother-child incest, exploring the complex emotions and societal implications associated with such taboo relationships. With a respectful approach, we consider the broader research context and the importance of understanding all aspects of human experience. Join us for an episode that's equal parts educational, enjoyable, and unapologetically bold. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Embrace the scent of closure as we wrap up our current season with the enigmatic allure of Amouage's Interlude fragrance. Prepare to indulge in a fascinating exploration of its divisive charm and understand why this scent has sparked such fiery debate among perfume aficionados. Additionally, we'll share a surprising twist in our fragrance journey with Particle's Gravitate, as we recount how initial skepticism morphed into admiration for its accessible sophistication. This finale is not just about fragrances; it's a heartfelt reflection on the core values that define us. Join Ryan and Myke as we delve into the intricacies of promoting new brands ethically in the fragrance community. With candid discussion and personal anecdotes, we confront the realities of brand integrity, transparency, and the compelling story of Kajal—a brand that's setting the bar for authenticity in the fragrance world. Experience what happens when passion meets an unwavering commitment to genuine product belief. But wait, there's more—this episode isn't solely a conclusion; it's a doorway to the possibilities that lie ahead. We're inviting you, our dedicated listeners, to help shape the next season by suggesting future podcast guests. Dream big and let us know who you'd love to hear in our upcoming episodes. Whether they're the untouchable stars of the fragrance world or hidden gems with insightful stories, your input is the cornerstone of our show's evolution. Send us your suggestions and join us on this aromatic quest; let's create a tapestry of conversations that resonates with every note in the olfactory spectrum. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Ever wondered if the hype behind a new fragrance is just a lot of hot air? Well, we've sniffed out the truth for you! Join us, Ryan and Myke, along with Steve from Everyman Fragrance, as we dissect the much-talked-about Gravite by Particle, sharing both the good and the ugly in a no-holds-barred review. We'll even give you the lowdown on our past escapades with Pineward fragrances—spoiler alert: White Fur may just steal your heart. And for our loyal Patreon folks, we've got something special brewing that you helped pick out—let's just say Beaver by Zoologist is in the mix! Get ready for a rollercoaster of aromas as we compare Gravite to titans like Sauvage and debate whether it's the blue shower gel of the fragrance world. We'll dissect the DNA of this scent, weighing in on its notes—does it have the sophistication of YSL's L'Homme Ultime or the playfulness of Lacoste Red? Our fragrance banter doesn't stop there; we're dishing out our verdicts on whether it's worth your hard-earned cash and if it can truly be the jack-of-all-trades signature scent for every occasion. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Have you ever caught a whiff of gingerbread and been instantly transported back to your grandmother's kitchen during the holidays? That's the kind of magic we're stirring up in our latest cologne fragrance review, where we take you through the enchanting world of scents that are more festive than your ugliest Christmas sweater. From the sweet nostalgia of gingerbread to the crisp whisper of pine in White Fur, we weave together a tapestry of aromas that are bound to tickle your senses and spark memories of holidays past. As we spritz and sniff our way through artisanal wonders, you'll join us in the laughter over packaging mishaps and the shared perplexity of a scent that's more conceptual art than daily wear. Our candid blasts from the past and personal anecdotes offer a peek behind the curtain, revealing how our own stories are as intertwined with these fragrances as tinsel on a tree. We're even diving into our history with jobs that connect to the spirit of giving, proving that the right scent has the power to evoke not just memories, but emotions and deep personal reflections. Raise your glass—of eggnog, that is—because we're wrapping up with a toast to the season of kindness. Whether it's sharing tales of generosity at the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru or pondering over the allure of a bottle of White Fur, we're celebrating the impact of small gestures and the warmth they bring. So, cuddle up, hit play, and let's revel in the joy and connection this holiday season brings, as we share our love and appreciation for you, our extended podcast family. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Have you ever felt the weight of societal expectations pressing down on you? As your hosts, Myke and Ryan, we share our personal stories and those of our listeners on the struggle of maintaining mental health, especially during the holiday season. We delve into the startling, yet overlooked issue of male suicide and the silent despair many men grapple with due to societal pressures. Our dialogue is an urgent call to action, reminding you that your struggles are shared, and you are never alone. Navigating the dynamics of friendships, relationships, and social anxiety, we open up about our experiences, sharing insights that can help you manage these challenges. You'll hear about the value of vulnerability in friendships, the art of communication within relationships, and strategies to cope with social anxiety. From discussing the benefits of physical exercise to exploring different therapeutic approaches, we aim to equip you with tools that can help improve your mental health. In the spirit of the holiday season, we underscore the significance of spreading cheer and supporting others. We believe that investing in authentic connections and treasuring family moments can make a world of difference. Our conversation veers towards the importance of open communication, the beauty of genuine relationships, and the power of having a robust support system. Tune in and join our community in this journey of tackling challenging topics and remember, you don't have to face it alone. Support the show Leave us a voicemail

What if you knew the secret behind legendary fragrances? Brace yourself as your aromatic aficionados and hosts, Myke and Ryan, uncover the scented secrets of Davidoff's Cool Water. Get ready to immerse yourself in a sensory expedition like no other as we navigate the aromatic labyrinth of this affordable fragrance that has a magnetic charm to a wide range of individuals. Join us in the playful banter, experience the thrill of ASMR, and behold our no-holds-barred reviews as we decode the chemical bomb opening to the unique dry down. Just when you think we're done, we dive into our one-night stand review of Black Powder by JusBox, a Kurt Cobain-inspired grunge fragrance. Buckle up as we walk you through its intriguing opening notes, how it smells on the skin, and the contentious use of iconic figures to promote fragrances. And if that wasn't enough, we offer an all-access pass to our Patreon subscribers for an exclusive sensory overload. So, are you ready to hop on this fragrant ride with us? Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Ever wanted a peek behind the scenes of your favorite award-winning podcast? Well, hold onto your headphones, because this week we've brought our editor, Todd, in front of the mic for a change. The unsung hero of our show, we learn about Todd's unique experiences, his love for the distinct scent of black powder, and get his take on our fragrance of the day — JusBox's Black Powder. Does he find the edgy scent as rebellious as Kurt Cobain and Nirvana, which the fragrance intriguingly references? We dissect the offbeat notes of "Black Powder," probing how its scent transforms over time. From our favorite craft beers to the bustling cityscape of Seattle, our impressions of the fragrance are peppered with anecdotes, making for an engaging exploration. But we're not just about the fun and games. We tread into debate territory, questioning the use of Kurt Cobain's legacy for commercial interests. Will "Black Powder" make it to our skip, sample, or buy it list? You'll have to listen to find out! Finally, prepare to be transported down memory lane as Ryan and Todd share hilarious and heartwarming tales of their fragrance-filled escapades. From classic favorite scents like Issey Miyake and Kenneth Cole Black, to a cherished gift of Creed Aventus, their repertoire spans both affordable and aspirational. Buckle up for a rollicking ride through the world of fragrances, one whiff at a time. And remember, as we love to say, "spray it up, y'all"! Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Ready to embark on an olfactory adventure with your fragrance-loving friends, Myke and Ryan? We're here to whip up a storm as we dissect a Renier Perfumes fragrance. We're not afraid to admit it - we're pretty impressed with the innovation in the mix. But hey, there's more! We're also revealing our Patreon Friends with Benefits tier giveaway - a bottle of Serene by Soma Parfums. Stick around for interesting chats about the controversial opinions of Fragrance_Weirdo, Dan from Soma Parfums on YSL's MYSLF. We'll round off with a friendly chat about safe scents such as Dior Sauvage and Chanel Bleu De Chanel. Buckle up for the second segment where we'll be sniffing out the unique Eau De Parfum by Renier. We'll explore its spicy, sweet notes and ponder over its unisex potential. Is it just us, or does it really smell like sautéed pears? We'll chat about the trends, the priciness of the perfume, and the tragedy of its possible discontinuation. As we wrap up, we'll delve into its unique scent profile, its growing popularity in the fragrance community, and the big question - why haven't we bought it yet? So, are you ready to join us on this scented journey? Tune in! Support the show Leave us a voicemail

Let's embark on a fascinating scentventure as we journey through the world of fragrances! Today, we'll explore the alluring facets of some unique scents, starting with the sweet yet generic Gold, and the unexpected Book that surprisingly mirrors Santel 33. We'll also be dissecting the complex world of fragrance concentrations, peeling back the layers to understand the different olfactory experiences each one brings. We're thrilled to welcome our guest, Grant from Fragdude85 on Instagram, who will be shedding light on the beguiling history of Creed fragrances. Prepare to have your minds blown as we uncover the brand's dubious origins, tracing its inception back to the 1950s and scrutinizing its advertised history that's been, quite intriguingly, falsified. Our chat with Grant will also touch upon our personal experiences with Creed fragrances, the evolution of our opinions about the brand, and the importance of quality assurance when investing in fragrances. Finally, we'll stir up a lively debate on the pros and cons of owning a massive fragrance collection versus a carefully curated one. We'll also delve into the often unspoken fear of judgement when wearing certain fragrances, and share our advice on managing this anxiety. From the scent of moss, Zaharoff's fragrances, to the scent of paper and milk, you can trust us for a comprehensive discussion on a broad spectrum of scents. In the end, we'll remind you why it's essential to find the fragrances that resonate with your identity. So join us as we navigate the enthralling world of fragrances, brimming with fascinating stories, experiences, and advice. Trust us; your olfactory senses will thank you! Support the show Leave us a voicemail