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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Lamentations chapters 1 - 5 plus our Q&A/Wrap Up and Lamentations Contradictions episode! Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to toggle between facepalms and jaw-drops as we take you on a biblical roller coaster through the confounding conundrums of Lamentations in our latest episode, "Lamentations Contradictions." We're diving headfirst into the scriptural abyss where divine temper tantrums and heavenly hugs play a twisted game of tag. Join your favorite irreverent duo as we tear apart the sanctimonious scripture and expose the celestial flip-flopping that would make even a politician blush. From the comfort of your heretical hideout, listen to us tackle the almighty's mood swings from the supposed book of comfort that can't decide if it's a warm blanket or a bed of nails. With over a thousand episodes under our blasphemous belts, we've mastered the art of scriptural skepticism, and in this milestone episode, we don't hold back. We're shining a sacrilegious spotlight on the Bible's bewildering messages of mercy and malice that somehow coexist like oil and water in a holy cocktail. It's an episode packed with contradictions that are sure to have you questioning everything Sunday school taught you. We're not just throwing shade; we're casting a solar eclipse over the so-called 'Good Book'. So, if you enjoy a dose of dark humor with your daily dose of doubt, and if phrases like "divine mercy" make you snort with laughter, this episode will be your new scripture. Prepare for a scriptural smackdown as we pit compassion against carnage, using the very words meant to guide the pious. Whether you're an atheist looking for ammunition or a believer with a sense of humor and curiosity, "Lamentations Contradictions" will not disappoint. Plug in, tune out, and may your faith in logical fallacies be ever strengthened. And remember, in the bingo game of biblical bloopers, "Lamentations Contradictions" is a free space. Subscribe to our channel for your weekly dose of divine disbelief, and don't forget to leave a heretic's review. After all, it's not blasphemy if it's true, right? Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready to shed a tear or maybe just roll your eyes? Dive into our latest episode, "Lamentations Wrap-Up," where we give the biblical Book of Lamentations the send-off it probably deserves – complete with acrostic confusion and mnemonic melodrama. Join us, your favorite irreverent atheists, as we bid adieu to Jeremiah's (or is it?) long-winded wails over Jerusalem's fall. We'll unravel the tapestry of voices that make up this so-called poetic masterpiece, proving that too many cooks in the prophecy kitchen spoil the broth. Acrostics? More like acrobatics of the mind, as we decode the Hebrew alphabet in a way that would make even the most seasoned cryptographers scratch their heads in bewilderment. And just when you thought we couldn't get more iconoclastic, we turn our skeptical spotlight on the legendary Ark of the Covenant. Was it a divine footstool, a fancy box for stone tablets, or just a really elaborate way to say "God's house"? We'll debate its significance and conveniently ignore its mysterious absence from the biblical narrative when it should have been hogging the limelight. Our pop quiz segment will test your knowledge, or lack thereof, about the good book's darkest emo tracks. You'll learn about Jeremiah's preferred method of divine retribution, the fashion choices of the ancient prophets, and why the term "jackal" might just be the ancient world's version of "fake news." Don't miss out on this episode's highlights, including a passionate debate over whether biblical jackals were actually sea monsters, dragons, or just really misinterpreted wild dogs. Plus, discover why the ancients might have needed a mnemonic device to remember their own sorrows. Hint: It wasn't because their laments were particularly memorable. So, pour yourself a stiff drink, and let's give a snarky farewell to the weepy, woeful, and sometimes downright weird Book of Lamentations. Who knows, by the end, you might just find yourself feeling a little less lamentable. Remember, the best way to experience the bible is with a heavy dose of skepticism and a side of humor. Subscribe, rate, and prepare to have your sacred cows tipped over – this is one wrap-up that's divine in its irreverence. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dive into the abyss of ancient woe with your favorite irreverent atheist book club as we dissect the last gasps of despair in Lamentations Chapter 5. Get ready for an episode brimming with dark humor and eye-rolls as we discuss how the biblical saga of sorrow ends not with a bang, but with a litany of complaints that could rival your grandpa's stories of uphill walks in the snow. Join us for "Lamentations Chapter 5," where we unpack the concluding cries of a people plagued by famine, thirst, and the unfortunate need to pay for water—something that, shockingly, still resonates in the 21st century. Listen as we critique the ancient art of self-flagellation and find out why our club thinks this chapter is the equivalent of a dumpster fire of despair. Our brutally honest reflections tackle everything from siege cannibalism to the unrelenting execution of princes, all while we keep asking the big question: How much self-loathing can one book contain? Expect plenty of sarcasm as we connect the dots between historical hardships and modern struggles, all while questioning the efficacy of blaming a deity for your nation's collective time-out. If you've ever wondered how ancient lamentations hold up in the era of modern skepticism, this episode is a must-listen. And for those of you who've been following our journey through Lamentations, prepare for a wrap-up that's as satisfying as finding an extra fry at the bottom of your takeout bag. We might not have loved this biblical bummer, but we sure do love talking about it. So tune in, get your fill of snark, and discover why Lamentations might just be the perfect ancient text for those who love to hate-read. Remember, when life gives you lemons, you could make lemonade—or you could write an entire book about how sour they are, just like the authors of Lamentations did. Don't miss out on our signature blend of skepticism and humor—listen now to "Lamentations Chapter 5: The Grand Finale of Biblical Misery." Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to dive headfirst into a theological dumpster fire as your favorite atheist podcasters tackle the doom and gloom of Lamentations Chapter 4. In this episode, we peel back the layers of biblical brutality and the appalling concept of a deity who's into divine retribution like it's an Olympic sport. Strap in for a wild ride through famine, desolation, and the type of wrath that would make even the most seasoned horror director blush. From the jaw-droppingly bleak imagery of cannibalism (yes, you read that right) to the utter moral bankruptcy of worshipping a god who dishes out suffering like candy on Halloween, we leave no stone unturned. We discuss the psychological gymnastics required to reconcile the narrative of a benevolent god with the actions of a divine tyrant who seems to have skipped all the therapy sessions. Join us as we grapple with the big questions: How do you keep the faith when the holy text reads like a how-to guide for despots? Can we draw a straight line from ancient divine vengeance to modern-day Christian nationalism and its not-so-subtle thirst for power? And, perhaps most pressing of all, why is this book not on the banned list when it has more horror than a Stephen King novel? This episode isn't just a biblical breakdown; it's a cultural critique that will have you questioning everything from divine justice to the absurdity of religious literalism. So tune in, as we dissect the darker chapters of the good book with the kind of snark that would make even the most hardened angel spit out their holy water. Warning: This podcast contains strong language, unapologetic reality checks, and enough sarcasm to sink an ark. Listener discretion and a strong stomach are advised. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, heathens and skeptics! This week, we're diving headfirst into the biblical belly of the beast with our latest episode, "Lamentations Chapter 3" Your irreverent hosts, with tongues firmly planted in cheeks, are taking you on a whirlwind tour of the highs (are there any?) and lows (oh, so many) of one of the Bible's most depressingly poetic rants. It's a no-holds-barred takedown where divine wrath and human misery are served up with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. Join us as we navigate the murky waters of Lamentations 3, where God's love language seems to include a little too much smiting for comfort. We'll dissect the oddly phallic imagery of divine punishment and marvel at the masochistic streak that has worshippers coming back for more, even when it sounds like a toxic relationship 101. Can we get a collective eye-roll for the divine-human paradox, please? Our snark-o-meter is cranked to the max as we ask the hard-hitting questions: Why does the Almighty's "tough love" look suspiciously like an abuser's playbook? And what's with the biblical penchant for misery and rods? Is it divine inspiration, or just men projecting their issues in high-definition? In this episode, we pull no punches. We dissect the relationship dynamics between humanity and a seemingly cruel deity, poking fun at the enduring love for a heavenly father figure who apparently missed the memo on "do no harm." We'll look at Jeremiah's penchant for dramatic monologues and how his self-pity party might just be the ancient equivalent of subtweeting. Get ready for a podcast full of heretical hilarity and scriptural satire as we challenge the portrayal of God in ancient texts and the blind loyalty of His fan club. If you've ever wondered what a therapy session for deities might look like, or how to craft the perfect prayer for the vengeful, this is the podcast episode for you. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when the prognosis is biblical bleakness. So, download, tune in, and prepare to laugh until you cry, or cry until you laugh – it's all the same in Lamentations Chapter 3. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and offer a sacrifice of five stars to appease the podcasting gods. Because, let's face it, we could all use a little divine favor... or at least a good chuckle. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another irreverent romp through the Bible with your favorite godless duo on Sacrilegious Discourse. In todays episode, we tackle the trauma-inducing pages of Lamentations Chapter 2, because who doesn't love a good dose of ancient misery with their morning coffee? Grab your glitter gel pens and your tear buckets; it's about to get biblically bleak. We dive into a world where God is less "shepherd" and more "slasher film villain," leaving us to ponder if Jerusalem's got it worse than a prom queen in a Stephen King novel. You'll hear us dissect the fine art of cannibalism, as casually mentioned in sacred scripture, because apparently, divine wrath isn't complete without a dash of mothers dining on their darlings. Delight in our discomfort as we grapple with images so dark they'd make Edgar Allan Poe say, "Chill out, Bible, you're trying too hard." And, just when you thought it couldn't get any cheerier, we address the laughably tragic irony of "the Lord's fighting hand" that seems to have ghosted Jerusalem faster than a Tinder date after a bad hookup. But fear not, dear heathens, we're not all doom and gloom. Our trademark humor is the life raft in this sea of scriptural sorrow, because if we can't laugh at the prospect of celestial abandonment and prophetic failures, what can we laugh at? Tune in and witness our live Sunday special at 3 pm Eastern Time, where we promise more giggles and less godly genocide. It's like a book club, but with less Oprah and more outrage. Join us as we try to make sense of the senseless, question the unquestionable, and maybe—just maybe—find a silver lining in this cloud of divine rage (spoiler: we won't). Remember to like, subscribe, and say ten "Hail Darwins" for every share. Until next time, keep your faith in humanity, because it's the only one that hasn't forsaken us yet. Catch you on the blasphemous side, where the only thing we're loyal to is logic. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for an irreverent dive into the world of biblical moaning with your favorite godless guides in "Lamentations Chapter 1" We're kicking off our snark-filled journey through the tear-stained pages of the Book of Lamentations, and spoiler alert: there's a whole lot of wailing going on. In this episode, we'll decode the dramatic elegies of Jerusalem's epic fail and dissect the heavy dose of guilt-tripping served up by the ancient scribes. Think of it as a self-help book, but instead of helping, it just keeps reminding you how everything went to hell in a handbasket. We'll explore the oh-so-poetic reflections on grief, from metaphorical tainted women to the oh-so-original concept of "it's all our fault." Strap in as we bring our unique atheist perspective to this biblical sob-fest, questioning the need for all the self-flagellation and wondering if this could be the world's first recorded instance of a pity party. As your intrepid hosts, we're not afraid to mix ancient texts with modern tech. We'll even show you how to hit those lofty reading goals by counting every chapter of the Bible as a separate book—take that, Goodreads challenges! And don't worry, we'll do it all with the help of Libby because who doesn't love free audiobooks (especially when they're this full of despair)? So whether you're here for theological thrills or just to hear us poke fun at the melodrama of yesteryear, this episode is bound to deliver. Tune in to "Lamentations Chapter 1" and witness the spectacle of a city crying itself a river while we try not to drown in all the tears. It's biblical critique with a side of sass, and it's only on our podcast, where we make reading the good book a helluva lot more entertaining. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 51 - 52 plus our Q&A, Jeremiah Wrap Up and Jeremiah Contradictions episode! Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold onto your atheist hats and grab a stiff drink because in this rib-tickling episode of "Jeremiah Contradictions," we're diving headfirst into the Bible's biggest bloopers. We’re not prophets, but we predict a lot of facepalming as we navigate the treacherous waters of scriptural inconsistencies. Get ready for a biblical blooper reel that would make even the most devout scratch their heads and wonder if the Almighty needs a better editor. Join us as we put the 'fun' in fundamentalism and tackle the divine comedy of errors. We'll explore the emotional whiplash of a God who can't decide if he's wrathful or merciful. Spoiler alert: He's both, depending on which verse you cherry-pick. We'll dissect the divine mood swings from Psalms to Jeremiah that'll have you questioning if the Big Guy upstairs needs a celestial therapist. Is God's wrath as fleeting as our interest in kale diets, or does it endure like our love for memes? The Bible says, "Why not both?" Next up, we'll ponder the peculiarities of biblical hospitality. Leviticus says to love thy stranger, but Numbers is all about that cold shoulder action. What happened to divine consistency? We'll also scrutinize the perplexing prosperity of the wicked, the question of free will, and the existence of other gods. Prepare for a theological rollercoaster that the Bible itself can't even follow. Don't miss our segment on the supposed 70-year Babylonian timeout that's shorter than a millennial's attention span according to actual history. And we'll laugh our way through the contradiction conga line of how to treat the Ammonites – is it peace and love, or smite and shove? Wrapping up our jaunt through Jeremiah, we'll set the stage for Lamentations, because if there's anything more fun than contradictions, it's lamenting them. Tune in to "Jeremiah Contradictions" for a holy heap of heresy, humor, and a helluva good time questioning ancient texts. This episode is so irreverent, it might just get us smited – if we weren't already on the Big Man's naughty list. Remember, this podcast is the one place where being always wrong is always right. Subscribe, blaspheme with us, and leave your morals at the door – you won't be needing them here. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to raise your goblets of skepticism as we toast to the end of our biblical bender with the prophet of doom, Jeremiah! In this no-holds-barred episode, we're waving goodbye to good ol' Jeremiah and his rollicking rollercoaster ride through prophecy, exile, and the divine dramedy of ancient Judah. This is "Jeremiah Wrap Up" – the podcast episode where we unravel the tangled mess of edits, additions, and divine threats that somehow constitute the book of Jeremiah. As self-appointed apostles of atheism, we've dutifully slogged through 52 chapters of fire-and-brimstone tirades and unearthed the so-called 'wisdom' that Jeremiah served up to the Jews in Babylon. It's a tale of idol-worshipping baddies, geopolitical soap operas, and a God who has a penchant for overreacting. So buckle up, non-believers, as we dive headfirst into the good book’s saga of celestial temper tantrums and mortals just trying to catch a break. From the ashes of Assyria's fall to the not-so-surprising rise of Babylon, we've dissected the supposed prophecies of Jeremiah and held them up to the harsh light of historical scrutiny. Spoiler alert: When you're the bearer of bad news in ancient times, you get a book named after you! And, of course, what's a Jeremiah jamboree without mentioning the Deuteronomist fan club and their penchant for historical revisionism? Did we mention the trivia challenge? That's right; we're testing your recall of all things Jeremiah with a pop quiz that's more challenging than explaining the plot of Lost. It's the perfect chance to show off your biblical book smarts or just play along and laugh at our attempts to remember which king set the parchment ablaze (because who doesn't love a little bit of light sacrilege with their sacred texts?). As we lay Jeremiah to rest, we reflect on his forty years of biblical buzzkill that have shaped the Judeo-Christian narrative – kind of like Moses, but with less parting seas and more tearing robes. And if you think this is where the contradictions end, think again! We've got a teaser for our upcoming "You're Always Wrong" episode that promises to dissect the discrepancies with the glee of a kid at a skeptics' summer camp. So, if you've been dying to get the dirt on ancient idols, the headaches of exile, and prophecies that are about as clear as mud, you're in the right place. Thanks for joining us on this irreverent romp through religious history – your company has been more delightful than a Canaanite wine festival. Don't miss out on the next leg of our godless journey through the Bible. It's going to be epic, or at least epically snarky. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a skeptics’ gala as we take a sardonic stroll through the so-called prophetic musings in Jeremiah chapters 46 to 52. If you thought biblical prophecies were as solid as Babylon's walls, think again! In this episode, we gleefully dissect the oracle against Babylon and its laughable accuracy (or the lack thereof). Ready your logical faculties as we dive into an irreverent Q&A session that uncovers the alleged foresights that are as reliable as a horoscope in a fortune cookie. With a heavy dose of sarcasm and a side of historical scrutiny, we explore the notion of Babylon’s demise. Spoiler alert: It's about as prophetic as predicting the sun will rise tomorrow. We tackle the perplexing use of the at-bash cipher (fancy word for biblical spy code) and discuss whether Jeremiah himself penned these cryptic texts or if some post-exilic scribe just couldn't resist adding their fan fiction to the mix. Did the walls of Babylon ever really fall, or did the prophecy crumble instead? Our atheist hosts put on their detective hats and sift through the evidence, concluding that the accuracy of these prophecies is as stable as a house of cards in a windstorm. We also delve into the all-too-convenient "post-event written prophecy" about the Medes and Persians, calling out the biblical equivalent of editing Wikipedia after the match to say you knew the score all along. Don’t miss our exploration of magical practices in Mesopotamia, where we reveal how ancient superstitions were more about showmanship than divine intervention. And as a treat, we scrutinize the political espionage and the “will they, won't they” of Babylonian rebellion that would give any soap opera a run for its money. For those who like their history served with a hint of blasphemy and a generous helping of critical thinking, this episode is a feast for the mind. Whether you’re a long-time atheist looking for a laugh or a curious agnostic on the prowl for some hard truths, tune in for an hour of unabashed bible bashing and myth-busting merriment. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, skeptics and scripture sleuths! In this irreverent romp through the oft-ignored Jeremiah Chapters 46 - 52, we're decoding ancient doomsdays that, spoiler alert, didn't quite pan out as promised. Join us for Part 1 of our blasphemously bold breakdown, where we separate prophetic wisdom from wishful thinking. Get ready for a wild ride through Jeremiah's hit list of ancient nations, where Egypt is likened to a "braggart cow" – talk about a sacred beef! We'll slice through the divine judgments with a sharp wit, examining the strange case of misplaced chapters, stylistic inconsistencies, and those pesky prophecies that history just can't seem to corroborate. It's like a biblical game of telephone gone terribly awry, and we're here for the laughs. Ever heard of the baldness motif in Philistine cities? We're not making this up – it's all there in the good book, and we'll uncover the hairy details. We'll also dig into Moab's child sacrifice and real estate shenanigans that apparently ruffled some divine feathers. As for the Ammonites, we'll reveal their land-grabbing habits that led to their downfall, because nothing says "holy smite" like stealing your neighbor's yard. Don't miss our expert analysis of Elam's famed archers and how their fabled precision didn't quite save them from scattering. It's like they say: don't bring a bow to a Babylonian battle. Plus, we've got the inside scoop on the historical head-scratchers that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about these so-called prophecies. And just when you thought we'd run out of ancient oddities, we hint at what's to come: magic spells and Zoroastrianism. Because when you're tired of the same old sermons, nothing spices things up like a dash of the occult and some fire-worshiping fun. Don't forget to tune in for candid quips and scholarly snark as we tackle the tales of Jeremiah and his oracular opus. This isn't your Sunday school's podcast – it's the place where holy texts meet unholy commentary. Subscribe, share, and prepare for a biblical beatdown that's as educational as it is entertaining. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for an irreverent romp through the biblical end-times with our scathing review of Jeremiah Chapter 52! In this episode, your favorite godless guides take you on a rollercoaster ride of ancient drama as we dissect the so-called divine hand behind the downfall of Zedekiah and his not-so-merry band of Judeans. Buckle up as we question the celestial management skills that led to the epic facepalm moment of Jerusalem's destruction. Our snark-infused commentary doesn't hold back on the absurdities of divine retribution, as we wonder aloud if the Big Guy upstairs might have benefited from a crash course in Anger Management 101. With a healthy dose of skepticism, we poke fun at the supposed spells and curses that sound more like a high fantasy novel than a revered text. As the last king of Judah, Zedekiah's catastrophic fail gets the full treatment, and we're not talking about a spa day. We can't help but marvel at the divine fickleness, where heavenly favor seems as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake. And don't even get us started on the loot-and-scoot strategy of Nebuchadnezzar's goons as they plunder Jerusalem's treasures, including every last bronze spoon – because who doesn't need a divine set of cutlery? And just when you thought it couldn't get any more riveting, we bid adieu to the book of Jeremiah with the anticipation of diving headfirst into the abyss of Lamentations. Spoiler alert: we're not expecting a feel-good rom-com. So join us for this blasphemous breakdown and remember, whether you're a believer or a proud heathen, there's no better place to indulge in some holy mockery than right here with us. Don't forget to subscribe for more godless goodness as we continue our quest to find logic in the labyrinth of scripture. And hey, while you're at it, drop us a line during our Q&A session where we tackle the tough questions, like "Can pomegranates get you into heaven?" or "How many Babylonians does it take to screw in a bronze lampstand?" Tag along for a divine comedy, or tragedy, depending on how you look at it, and let's see if we can cast our own spell of reason on these ancient texts. Until next time, keep your wits sharp and your blasphemy sharper! Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, heathens and skeptics, to another blasphemous breakdown of the Bible, where this week, we're sinking our heretical teeth into the juicy chaos of Jeremiah Chapter 51. Fasten your atheist seatbelts because we're cruising through a chapter that makes Game of Thrones look like child's play, with God pulling a full-on mafia boss move on Babylon. If you thought divine retribution was all about ethereal justice, think again. In this episode, we expose the Almighty's thirst for vengeance that would make even the pettiest of exes blush. We're talking full-scale celestial smackdowns, with our omnipotent overlord laying the smack on Babylon like a divine Don Corleone. As we traverse through this scripture slaughterhouse, we question the moral fabric of a God who seems to get his divine robes in a twist over Babylon. Spoiler alert: this deity's vengeance plan involves more flip-flopping than a politician in election season. One minute, he's using Babylon as his personal wrecking ball; the next, he's ready to tear them a new one. Talk about mixed signals! But wait, there's more! This chapter's not just a fire-and-brimstone fest—it's a prophecy palooza. We delve into the paradoxical prophecies that have end-times enthusiasts more excited than conspiracy theorists at a UFO convention. Are we living in the last days, or is this just ancient fear-mongering repackaged for modern doomsayers? We're dishing out all the irreverent insights and laugh-out-loud commentary you've come to expect, with enough snark to make Satan himself crack a smile. It's a rollercoaster ride through the hellscape of biblical horror, complete with psychedelic cicada zombies, because why not? So if you're ready to have your faith in ancient texts tested or just need a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us for "Jeremiah Chapter 51: When Gods Get Petty." And remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets smote—then it's just another Tuesday on our podcast. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 46 - 50 plus a Patreon Teaser about The Satanic Temple or TST for short. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dive into the fiery depths of controversy with us as we explore the often misunderstood Satanic Temple (TST) in our latest eyebrow-raising podcast episode. Discover how this non-theistic group uses the Prince of Darkness as a mascot for social justice, flipping the script on religious norms and sending the pious into a pearl-clutching frenzy. Join us as we tear down the stereotypes and reveal TST's true mission: a cocktail of empathy, reason, and advocacy, served with a side of sacrilegious humor. From their headline-grabbing Baphomet statue to their devil-may-care approach to reproductive rights, we dissect how TST is trolling theocracy one satirical campaign at a time. But wait, there's more blasphemy where that came from! We're dishing out the juicy details on TST's most recent stunt: the audacious naming of their new abortion clinic, where donors with a penchant for the number 666 get a shot at eternal infamy. We'll even share our favorite (and most heretical) name suggestions. Whether you're a card-carrying member of TST or just a sinner seeking some unhallowed laughs, this episode is your ticket to the infernal. Tune in, if you dare, and witness how The Satanic Temple is redefining the boundaries of religious freedom and giving the middle finger to the establishment. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a hilariously heretical romp through Jeremiah Chapter 50, where we unravel the supposed wrath of an indecisive deity with a penchant for geographical puzzles and a flair for the dramatic. In this episode, we dissect the bizarre and often contradictory prophecies that have left us scratching our heads and questioning the divine game plan – if there ever was one. As your favorite skeptic duo, we're not afraid to call out the absurdities in the Good Book, and this chapter has them in spades. From a God who uses nations as pawns in His celestial chess game only to turn around and chastise them for following His script, to the sudden appearance of ostriches as if they were the latest addition to Noah's Ark – we've got it all. We kick things off with a critical look at the supposed divine justice dished out to Babylon – a nation that, let's face it, was just doing what it was told. We delve into the repetitive cycle of vengeance and the baffling concept of inherited sin, all while chuckling at the Almighty's apparent need for constant validation. Spoiler alert: He's still not getting it from us. And of course, what would our show be without some behind-the-scenes antics? In this episode, we're not alone – our feline co-host makes sure to keep things interesting, offering the perfect counterbalance to the heavy themes of doom and gloom with her purr-fect interruptions. Whether you're a seasoned atheist looking for a good laugh or a curious theist with a sense of humor, this episode is guaranteed to provide a fresh and snarky perspective on the tales of old. So, grab your favorite beverage, leave your reverence at the door, and let's dive into the mayhem of biblical prophecy with a side of kitty comedy. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the latest irreverent deep-dive, your favorite godless guides embark on a rollicking journey through the biblical rabbit hole of Jeremiah Chapter 49. It's an episode that raises more eyebrows than divine inspiration as we navigate the tumultuous waters of supposed divine wrath and geographical gaffes. Join us as we expose the bewildering fate of tribes that God can't seem to decide whether to smite or spare, in "Jeremiah Chapter 49." Prepare to have your ancient Near East map flipped upside down as we unravel the perplexing case of the Ammonites and Moabites – tribes that the Big Guy in the Sky previously scheduled for divine deletion, yet here they are, back in the narrative like an unwanted sequel. We tackle the head-scratching prophecies that see these so-called obliterated nations pop up again like bad pennies, defying heavenly extinction and narrative consistency. As we march through the episode, expect a heavy dose of sarcasm as we critique the hyperbolic language that paints God as a petulant child with a magnifying glass aimed at ants. The divine penchant for destruction gets a thorough roast, and the odd comparison of warriors' fears to the pains of childbirth? Yeah, we've got a bone to pick with that tired metaphor. Buckle up for a snark-filled examination of divine judgement, where the logic is flimsy and the prophetic messages read like a celestial game of Whack-a-Mole. And if you thought the Almighty was all about unique punishments, think again. This episode showcases a deity with a one-trick-pony approach to smiting – a playbook that apparently only has the page for "razing cities" dog-eared for frequent use. Tune in for an episode that's equal parts biblical scholarship and blasphemous banter. We'll laugh, we'll scoff, and we might even learn something – like how not to write a holy book. Whether you're a die-hard atheist, a Bible buff, or just someone who enjoys a divine comedy, "Jeremiah Chapter 49" is the sacrilegious scripture study session you didn't know you needed. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button, unless, of course, you're afraid of a little lightning. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to our irreverent deep dive into the ancient soap opera that is the Book of Jeremiah, where the drama never ends and the smiting is always on schedule. In today's episode, "Jeremiah Chapter 48" we're serving up a hefty portion of divine wrath with a side of snark. Buckle up as we explore the highs, lows, and sheer absurdity of Moab's biblical beatdown. We kick things off with a brief recap, highlighting God's unfriendly fire toward nations with the reliability of a flip phone from 2003. Remember Egypt? That glitzy ancient empire with all the allure of a pyramid scheme? Yeah, Jeremiah's still not a fan. It's almost as if seeking aid from Egypt is the ancient equivalent of trusting a Nigerian prince email. Diving headfirst into the heart of the episode, we encounter the ever-resilient Moab, standing proud like a reality TV star before the inevitable fall from grace. God, doubling as the Simon Cowell of ancient prophets, dishes out judgments with the gusto of a passive-aggressive post-it note. As Moab's destiny unfurls like a cautionary tale on repeat, we ponder the futility of running from an omnipresent deity - spoiler alert: it's like trying to ghost your own shadow. The plot thickens with a celestial 'award ceremony' for prophetic achievements, because nothing says 'almighty' like handing out accolades for best apocalyptic screenplay. We're all about that biblical banter, turning lamentations into laugh lines as we juxtapose the customs of mourning with modern-day funeral preferences. Ever thought about showing up to a funeral in sackcloth? Apparently, it was all the rage in Moab's heyday. In our quest to lighten the mood, we pirouette around the ancient practices of shaving heads and slicing hands, wondering if there's an untapped market for emo-barbers and goth manicurists. We top off the episode by humorously speculating on the survival odds of ancient peoples, including the potential for Moabite reality TV spin-offs. Can you imagine "Real Housewives of the Rock Dwellings"? So if you're in the mood for a blend of historical roasting, theological skepticism, and a heavy dose of existential dread, you've hit the jackpot. Join us as we ask the hard-hitting questions, like: Why is Moab suddenly a female in distress? Is God's wrath the ultimate buzzkill for vintage wine? And most importantly, could a flute really wail if it tried? Don't forget to smash that subscribe button like the walls of Jericho and leave a review that shines brighter than Moses' glow-up on Mount Sinai. Catch you on the flip side, where we continue to question everything except our choice in podcasting. Until next time, stay skeptical and keep those critical thinking caps tight - it's a whimsical world of divine displeasure out there. Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.