Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!

During a segment break, paranormal investigator Hannah played some audio for us. It wasn't creepy then...but it is creepy now. Look for yourself.

In this bone-tickling episode, the Slasher Brothers are joined by special guest, paranormal investigator Hannah, to take on 2020's nail biter "Host." It's a roller-coaster of laughs and screams as Alex and Micah dissect every spooky scene and share their gut-busting commentary. With their unique blend of humor and horror expertise, they'll have you cackling in terror! (This is so written by AI) But that's not all! (Totally AI) The episode also features a thrilling final girl competition where the bravest soul emerges victorious. Who will survive the gory showdown and claim the coveted title? Tune in to find out! (Just write your own stuff already)

Your neighbors disappear, the new neighbors dig in their backyard at night in the pouring rain, every now and then strange sounds and lights come from their basement and they drive their garbage down to the edge of the driveway and beat the hell out of it with a stick. For most of us in Slasherville, that sounds like a pretty dope vacation. Ray Peterson is not from Slasherville. He lives in Iowa or Illinois or something. Anyway, the Slasher Brothers determine whether the classic that is "The Burbs" falls within the horrorverse or maybe Iowa or Illinois or something.

Talk about starting the year in the toilet! (See thumbnail) We watched Ghoulies and Ghoulies 2 to learn why Charlie Band is considered one of the most prolific filmmakers in Hollywood history, winning seven Academy Awards and two Grammys, all by the age of 14. It's gonna be a wild year final girls. Check out the dope ass songs we used in this episode by visiting the dope ass bands that made them. Extended Play by Committeemen Helene, Standing On A Bridge by KM North Telephonaphobia by Candid Faces

No matter where you are, there's just something about snow during the holidays that warms our cockles. We know the stress of the season can get to us all, but at least you're not being ripped apart by wolves because your girlfriend dropped her glove. So, as you wrap those last minute gifts, the Slasher Brothers want to give your ears the gift of their sultry voices picking apart Adam Green's 2010 horror/thriller Frozen to help pass the time. Merry Christmas, killers.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't watch the movie that you thought we watched. Well, we did, but you'll see. It's Christmas time in Slasherville so we took a hard left, right at the edge of town on the way to see relatives, and came right back to Slasherville to spend the holidays with YOU and our special guest Brian Sheehan from TV and Movie Trivia pod. How about a little Final Girl to boot. We like a good holiday celebration, so pull up a log, toss your empties in the fire and join us down here in the swamps for some 1980s Gremlins nostaligiarific good times...and Wallaby Wanker.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't watch the movie that you thought we watched. Well, we did, but you'll see. It's Christmas time in Slasherville so we took a hard left, right at the edge of town on the way to see relatives, and came right back to Slasherville to spend the holidays with YOU and our special guest Brian Sheehan from TV and Movie Trivia pod. How about a little Final Girl to boot. We like a good holiday celebration, so pull up a log, toss your empties in the fire and join us down here in the swamps for some 1980s Gremlins nostaligiarific good times...and Wallaby Wanker.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't watch the movie you thought we watched. Well, we did, but....you'll see. It's Christmas time in Slasherville so we took a hard left right at the edge of town, on the way to see relatives, and turned right back around to Slasherville to spend the holidays with YOU and our special guest Brian Sheehan from TV and Movie Trivia pod. How about a little Final Girl to boot. We like a good holiday celebration, so pull up a log, toss your empties in the fire and join us down here in the swamps for some 1980s Gremlins nostaligiarific good times...and Wallaby Wanker. Check out more from our special guest Brian Sheehan from TV & Movie Trivia Pod

We asked this week’s special guest…podcaster, writer, blogger, horror movie reviewer and all around horror fanatic, Stephanie Malone of MorbidlyBeautiful.com, if she’d choose a movie and join us in Slasherville to pick it apart. She did not disappoint. We watched the 2006 classic of video game horror turned big screen franchise, “Silent Hill.” Does it hold up? Did it ever? Why do those terrifying nurses call to Alex like an irresistible siren’s song, haunting his dreams carnally? We find out the answer to some of those questions, play a little Final Girl and hide a few surprises along the way. Please, tell a friend about the podcast so we can eventually quit our jobs and, while you’re at it, go check out Stephanie Malone and the gang at morbidlybeautiful.com!

Is your significant other less than perfect? We have the solution! Run them over with a remote controlled lawn mower of death then rebuild them using the recently exploded body parts of "super crack" addicted sex workers! On this very special episode of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!, Micah & Alex finally sort out who is the sub & who is the dom with sex worker turned kink therapist, Farrah Bonnot. The answer will shock & amaze you! Farrah walks the boys through the ins & outs of the sex trade & they play a jaw-dropping game of Final Girl.

Get ready for another electrifying episode of "Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!" with your favorite hosts, Alex and Micah Slasher. This time, we're diving headfirst into the outrageously entertaining 1990s horror comedy, "Frankenhooker." Join us as we dissect this cult classic with our special guest, the counselor and sex therapist extraordinaire, Farrah Bonnot. In this episode, we'll explore the quirky and hilarious world of "Frankenhooker," where mad science meets the world's oldest profession. We'll discuss the film's darkly comedic take on body horror, the unforgettable characters, and its unique place in the horror genre. Farrah Bonnot will provide her expert insights into the intersection of sexuality, psychology, and horror in this wild and unconventional film. We'll dive into discussions about the portrayal of sex workers in horror, the implications of body modification, and the role of consent in the context of this zany story. But that's not all! Tune in to discover who will emerge as the champion in this week's Final Girl Challenge. Alex and Micah will reveal the results and celebrate the survivor of this thrilling cinematic showdown. Join us for an episode filled with laughter, shock, and expert analysis as we unravel the stitched-up secrets of "Frankenhooker." Whether you're a fan of the film or new to the world of campy horror, you won't want to miss this electrifying episode of "Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!"

Imagine that you were so desirable that you could actually make a living being a "cam girl" doing... adult things on camera. Then imagine you become super popular. With us so far? Now, imagine that your identity, career, fans, and face are completely stolen by AI for no apparent reason other than to really creep out anyone who watched a movie about what's happening to you so that they could review it on their horror movie review podcast. FINALLY, imagine that when you listen to that podcast, the hosts watch and review the movie with an ACTUAL super popular cam girl. Sasha Voorhees joins us as we watch 2018's "Cam" to find out if the horror is real or if this movie is even real horror.

Scenario: Your parents die when you're very young, and you're forced into a military school where you are relentlessly bullied. What do you do? If you said, "Summon the devil with 16 dozen candles and a really old computer," then this is the movie for you. Watch Clint Howard incant until he can't incant no more. This week, we watched 1981's Evilspeak with very special guest cinematographer and director Mike L. Taylor. You've seen his work on the greatest movie never made, "Zomboobies," plus other greats such as "The Dawn of Don Damage." Oh yeah, one of you wins a prize too.

They were here once already, and it wasn't good. Just ask Barbara. Now, THEY'RE BACK! The living dead have returned in this 1985 classic. This week we're joined by writer, producer and "Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo" director Audie Harrison as he tells us about his new horror project "Headbanger." We let the guest pick the movie and Audie did not disappoint. We'll also find out which one of our loyal listeners can navigate Slasherville's maniacal killer until the very end to become this week's Final Girl!

The Slasher Brothers go contemporary! This week we watched 2023's Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. Loosely, but arguably closely, adapted from Mary Shelley's classic, this retelling takes us out of the European countryside and into a present day American city where all hell is about to break loose. It's the pick of this week's special guest, CJ from @TerrorDetective on Instagram. What happens when the brainy girl from class decides she wants to reanimate the lifeless corpse of her dead brother? We already told you, all hell breaks loose. Plus, we'll be playing the Final Girl Challenge to find out which lucky Instagram follower will be savvy enough to survive this week's game and claim our coveted mystery prize!

As the aerobics craze continued to grip America, one movie had the guts to make a statement on the dangers often feared but never discussed: Aerobicide...or Killer Workout as most of the world knows it! In this 1987 "classic," we learn that the work you put in to obtain that perfect beach bod may be the very thing that gets you killed by a vengeful ex-model horribly burned in an all too common tanning bed mishap. We'll also announce our very special guest for the next episode, find out why safety pins are so very far from safe and see who will take the mystery prize in this week's Final Girl Challenge.

Evil Dead Summer continues with the third installment of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell's Deadite infested world. Take 1/3 Evil Dead, a full cup of Evil Dead 2 and mix in a dash of Back to the Future and you have 1992's ARMY OF DARKNESS. When a clay skeleton makes sweet love in the nighttime to a boom stick toting tagline, you get this fantabulous piece of horror history. Stick the remainder of your arm into your chainsaw's nub hole and hang one while the Slasher Brothers talk geysers of blood and Final Girl hopefuls in this week's phenomenal episode.

Sam Raimi's classic...sequel, or requel or...we don't know. We do know we love Bruce Campbell though! Did you confuse part one and two like we did? Guess what? One of us threw in Army of Darkness into that confusion as well. Who cares?! We watched Evil Dead 2! Does it hold up? Will we continue the trilogy, and who will win Final Girl? Only one way to find out. Hit play, hit subscribe and tell a friend about this show. OK, so you actually only have to do one of those things.

The Slasher Brothers brave the dry ice fogged forests of 1981’s splatter masterpiece, The Evil Dead, & play a perverse little game show called Final Girl.

Have you seen Bloody Birthday? No? Were you or any of your kids born during a poor visual effects eclipse? Yes? OK, this is the movie for you. Before things start to get real, let's discuss your options because the killing is about to get f'n bananas. We watched Bloody Birthday, played the heck out of some Final Girl and had a blast. Watch the movie first, then we'll catch you on the flip side.