The Alfie Brown Show

I speak about The Conservative Party and their banal awfulness. I don't really say much else. They are quite stunning. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This week I've been parenting three quarters of my children all by myself. Jessie was away working, I ponder this experience. I speak about Glastonbury, memories, thoughts and whatnot. Thats all really. Please like and subscribe. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

The Alfie Brown Show comes out every Wednesday. This week I speak about social media, dog shit, viagra and vlogging. What a week. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

In this episode of the hit podcast The Alfie Brown Show I speak with too much honesty about doing badly at my first work in progress for my new show. I speak about PMQs and to a degree about Love Island. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

I am back in town. Home from Australia and ready once again to embark upon the solo podcast. This was what was in my head at the time of pressing record. I hope it is met with satisfaction. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This week the comedian Alfie Brown (me) is cranky because he has had no sleep but hopefully he still articulates himself well enough to continue having the very best solo podcast there is in this country. This week he speaks about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock but more than a take on that, it was a take how people reacted to it. Anyway. Please engage, buy tickets and all that wonderful stuff. https://linktr.ee/alfiebrowncomedian Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

In this Friday episode of the much celebrated The Alfie Brown Show I speak from a position of ignorance on horse racing. Is it an accepted madness, or is it really great and beautiful? Who can say? Me, well I have a bash. I also speak about going to the gym and the horror. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

Today on The Alfie Brown Show I go... NO AGENDA. As a little experiment I decided not to write myself an agenda, to try and find out what is in my heart. Also I get a call from Jessie who breaks some big news (for me) live on the podcast. Please like and subscribe and all that business. Leave me a comment. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

Hello. In this episode I talk about the mania of endless children's TV, the demise of Chelsea FC, crap men and heroic women on the maternity ward and buying things. PLEASE vote for me in the Best Show category at the Chortle Awards here ... https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2022/03/08/50324/chortle-awards-2022-voting-now-open Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This episode is smarter than it sounds, but not as smart as you'd like it to be. It's another episode talking about the appalling and disgusting invasion of Ukraine by Vladimir Putin. I also try to talk about the city of Brighton, Tyson Fury, Lent and but honestly the war is pretty preoccupying. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

In this episode of The Alfie Brown Show I discuss what I think Vladimir Putin's motivation for war might be, I also talk about my favourite age for a child ( in a nice way ) and I discuss the bloom of my TikTok career. Come and see me on tour https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Follow me on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alfiebrowncomedian/?hl=en Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

I talk about podcasting from an Ibis Hotel, Jimmy Carr's rubbish joke ( am I a hypocrite? ), Kurt Zouma kicking his cat and other things more generally. I'm on tour at the moment, for god sake come. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

There is a brand new intro. I hope it lends something to your listening experience. In this episode stand-up comedian Alfie Brown speaks about Joe Rogan and cults, football transfers and capitalism. It's all here for you in this, the world famous Alfie Brown Show. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

In this episode of hit comedy podcast 'The Alfie Brown Show' I speak about the exciting changes being made here in the offices. This actually becomes a conversation about being aesthetically self aware. Then later on I speak about how your relationship with your parents shifts as you move into adulthood. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This episode of The Alfie Brown Show comes to you straight from my brand new, state of the art, central London recording studio. Obvisously it looks appalling but not for long. In this episode I talk about how very humble I am, and on from there; humility in general. I talk about attraction. I can't really remember what else. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

It is a brand new year. A big, long and brand new 'The Alfie Brown Show' episode to contend with. I maunder and mewl about New Year's resolutions, film opinions, Sherry Turkle's Reclaiming Conversation and The Kardashians. What fun. In part2 I talk to Jessie about her baby addiction. Tickets to my tour here. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This is Christmas week isn't it? So that's surely going to be mentioned. I also speak at length about the joy of a local coffee shop and indeed speak about conspirac theory about coffee shops. It's not real. Conspiracy theories usually aren't. Have a great christmas x The Alfie Brown Show Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

The omicron variant is dangerously close to ruining my working life so here I am. Instead of crying over cancelled gigs, I am podcasting. I really want to write a harrowing stand-up routine about the experience of a breakup, so I talk about that. I also speak about mini-breaking in Liverpool and polyamoury. In the Omicron Special! Please share and whatnot. Thanks. I am grateful. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This week I had no wine, I had just emotionally spent myself watching Formula 1 racing and I was awaiting a midnight feast. I speak about christmas shopping, a play called The Goat and self-help books. The Alfie Brown Show is not sponsored. If you have a startup or bohemian poison gas company please get in touch. buy tickets to my tour here https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This week she is pregnant again. I of course mean Jessie, my partner, my common law wife. I also apeak about cooking for my children, compulsory vaccination and Dan Walker's Strictly Come Dancing exit. Book tickets to see me on tour here ... https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe