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Update: Thermos man gets sprung from prison...this is that clown that was discovered to have a thermos in his no-no place when being processed at Polk County jail, Dwight Howard officially announces retirement to be with his 'family' amid divorce and police vists to his house, Chinese national arrested over attempt to smuggle 2000 queen ants from KenyaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janet and Jermaine jackson got into a fight at a screening of the Michael Jackson biopic, Headline of the Week contender #5: Kickboxer becomes first person in UK to pull a car using just his testicles, Head priest at Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh arrested for stealing baseball cards from WalmartSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A dose of psilocybin helps smokers quit in new study at Johns Hopkins University, Research from UNC reveals 0% of students in study went an entire school day without looking at their phones, Elon Musk is now by far richest person alive thanks AI-fueled market, more science and technology news in this week's 'Tech It Out' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canadian woman says boyfriend removed surgical screw poking out of her head after doctor didn't believe her, Florida Man arrested for lap dance theft spree,Couple from Finland took first place in annual wife-carrying competitionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Magic beat Cavaliers behind Desmond Bane's 35-point night...home again tonight against Wizards, UCF edges Cincinnati 66-65 in overtime in Big 12 Tournament and should get The Knights into NCAA tourney, U.S. will advance to World Baseball Classic thanks to Italy's 9-1 victory over Mexico, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike BianchiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are now doing something called 'snaka yoga'...yes, it involves live snakes, British office manager harassed Irish employee by repeatedly shouting 'potato' at her...the business has been ordered to pay her 23K in damages, Pennsylvania man brought injured parakeet into a bar and said that it 'consumes marijuana and beer dailySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the streets of Orlando's Parramore neighborhood to the leader of our JRR Street Team, he is Parramore Brown with his always unique and interesting perspective on...well, we're never quite sure where he's going sometimes, but he gets there in the end...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

North Korea cancels Pyongyang Marathon for 'some reasons', Nude burglar targets Fairfax, Va neighborhood, Cow gallstones are more valuable than gold? Canadian official rescue 23 people who floated away on ice sheet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Experiencing 'turbulence' in some aspects of day-to-day life? We have a life coach for that...Not just any life coach, but THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB. We concede that some of his 'methods' and 'advice' may be unconventional...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update: Mickey Rourke officially kicked out of LA home after trying to avoid eviction, Driver watching YouTube videos did not see the flares and flashing police lights when he crashed into CHP cruiser in California. Headline of the Week #4: Helicopter to fly over parts of Central Pennsylvania this week, Man rushes to hospiatl after turning blue...ends up laughing about incidentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bam Adebayo passes Kobe Bryant for second-highest scoring game in NBA history as he notches 83 in Miami Heat win over Wizards, Tampa Bay Lightning could not get it going at home against Columbus and fall 5-2, Team USA upset by Italy in WBC, more in today's 'Sports Page'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$11,600 in fines for 3 men caught illegally harvesting sea cucumbers on Vancouver Island, Headline of the Week #3: Viral anti-masturbation app Quittr exposed sensitive user data, Iowan accused of giving drug-laced lasagna to pregnant woman to cause miscarriageSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live Nation settles antitrust lawsuit with DOJ...24 states vow to continue monopoly fight, Boston singer Tommy DeCarlo died after losing brain cancer battle...his death comes 19 years to the day after the suicide of original Boston vocalist Brad Delp, Metallica adds even more shows to Sphere run, and plenty more to cover in this week's Rock News...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missouri woman arrested in stanger's kitchen eating their cereal and petting their dog would be Headline of the Week contender #2, A county supervisor in Iowa used a racial slur at a public meeting and says it was 'out of habit, not malice', American Airlines boots drunk passenger and her drunk logic from flight for playing videos on her loudspeakerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Angler arrested at fishing tournament for allegedly stuffing bass with weights, We have a French Onion Dip mystery in Philadelphia, Woman in Cincinnati is being 'terrorized' by a wild raccoon that is making visits to the inside of her new homeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

U.S.A. improves to 3-0 after beating Mexico in World Baseball Classic, A flurry of trade and free agency activity in The NFL recapped, Lightning return home to skate against Columbus tonight and more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike BianchiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk mom jailed after child found alone at Universal City Walk bar, Olympic snowboarder seriously injured during training by drunk skier in Czech ski resort, Bernese bear penis will remain on Bernese coat or arms in SwitzerlandSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

California teacher suspended after being caught on video urinating in classroom..."gosh, that's good...gosh, gosh, gosh...", 40-year-old high school teacher in Georgia is dead after student prank gone wrong, YouTuber is getting destroyed for claiming he is 'stranded' in Middle East due to conflict in Iran...viewers note 'stranded' because he does not want to sit in economy class seat See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists in Japan have created a new onion that won't make you cry when you slic it...'The Smile Ball', Headline of the Week contender #1: Sheriff starts drinking Four Loko at 6am and then goes to work because he is no quitter, Dude has 42 teeth...about 10 more than most of usSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Akshay Bhatia storms back in final round of Arnold Palmer Invitational to beat Daniel Berger in first playoff at Bay Hill since 1999, Magic thumped Minnesota on Saturday and Bucks last night, Lightning clobber Toronto Saturday and then lose in wild, high-scoring, fight filled affair at Buffalo 8-7 Sunday night, Orlando City mugged in NYC 5-0...remain winless, Ryan Blaney wins NASCAR Cup Series race at Phoenix, more in today's Sports Page with Mike BianchiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.