Talk Scary To Me

Stock up on bras and booze and cut out those toxic relatives. On this week’s episode, we’re talkin’ tatas, Clint Howard, shifting generational humor, and more wedding worries. Join Danielle and Scout as they tackle these topics and more, as well as answering some listener questions. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time to wash your dirty laundry! Danielle and Scout are joined at the top by a tentative Tom to talk chores and abandonment issues, then they discuss the twisty timelines of the Halloween franchise, the joy of sporting events, and listen to a few 911 calls. So strap on your dirtbike helmet, and get ready for a ride. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here comes the bride, don’t bother her! Danielle and Scout are talking wedding planning and group text threads, tax fraud and stolen identities, true crime and mystery text messages. Make sure you save your friends’ numbers so you don’t report them as spam! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time for a total eclipse of the pod! Danielle & Scout are back to discuss the future of the show (in a good way!), sing some Air Supply, talk about nudity on set, and listen to some true crime recordings. Hold on to your head! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don’t sit on your ass while you listen to this week’s episode! Danielle & Scout are here to talk about OCD, boyfights, channeling your past lives, and keeping kids safe on set. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, Danielle & Scout are talking makeup and hair removal, life/work balance, the new J-Lo movie, and altruism vs. internet trolls. So jump into the tiger enclosure, grab a corned beef sandwich, and join your favorite ladies of horror. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put those oysters down, grab some hand warmers, and maybe consider visiting urgent care? This week, Danielle & Scout share more on-set stories, answer a couple questions, talk lesbian sex scenes, and throw shade at one of the cast members on the current season of Love Is Blind. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Careful where you park that camera truck, the ladies are back this week to talk about on-set antics, answer questions about complicated friendships and romantic relationships, and get a great hangover tip from a listener. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get your butt on set and get ready to film with the girls as they discuss Scout’s upcoming directing job, buying doors on marketplace, Danielle's active eyebrows, and Disneyland’s plethora of food options. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Danielle & Scout reminisce about teaching yoga, discuss the benefits and horrors of A.I., and dispense some relationship advice. So set out the fancy china, put away your electronic devices, and make sure to prioritize your pleasure. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Throw on your TikTokShop wig and memorize your sides, because Danielle and Scout are here to tell you about their very different audition processes, warn against the dangers of buying chicken from Ralph’s, and discuss the doomed nature of humanity. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Danielle & Scout are here to tell you about…the metallurgical history of American coins, location scouting, and to answer a fan question! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scout & Danielle are back to talk about sparking joy, visiting shooting ranges, and the ethics of being carnivorous. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, David & Tom wrap up fan questions before Danielle & Scout return to discuss their answers, problematic bachelor parties, and how many times Scout has almost been murdered. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back in town! Join David & Tom for part one of a very special episode where they talk snowmobiles, motorcycles, strip clubs, and men's insecurities. To be continued next week! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode, the girls discuss the pleasures and perils of directing, dating the people with whom you work, director Tony Scott (RIP), and Gypsy Rose. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Danielle & Scout discuss mystery bachelor parties, lash salon drama, & the pros and cons of donating bodies to science. Content warning: Intense discussion of suicide, murder, abusive relationships, & animal violence. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode, Danielle & Scout discuss Covid, upcoming convention appearances, and drugs! (A note that Scout had a few technical difficulties) Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week finds our girls discussing differing party dynamics, self-gaslighting, and healing family trauma; we also get a surprise visit from Danielle’s mom! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode is sponsored by Trader Joe’s (not really) as the ladies discuss last minute holiday gatherings, how to make the perfect charcuterie board, The Golden Bachelor, and topless maid services. Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices