Blood Suckers

"Beneath the Sternum of Where the Heart Would Be" is a song right? Should we start a band?! 2009's Suck taught us that it can only get better if you date your worthless ex and become a vampire! Also, Kacey has no idea who Malcom McDowell is. (TW at 34min for our sweet Morgan listener!) Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

If a thirteen year old girl wrote this anime, Kacey refuses to know where she's coming from! Welcome back to the pod ya'll. We're unpacking the rest of Season One of Vampire Knight. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Someone smarter has written something about this somewhere, but all we know is that sexy anime with creepy tall vampire boys titillates Sarah-Marie, infuriates Kacey, and we both loved it. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Was this the 80's? Was this hazing accurate? Is Australia this terrible to it's LGBTQ+ Community? We're confused! Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

How's your blood portall today? Lost your face? How about a broken toilet of cake during your fire drill? If none of this makes sense, WELCOME TO PERPETRATOR. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Dracula 2000 (2000) has a whole loaf of milk toast choices in it. *This message sponsored by virgin (but not really) Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

In celebration of releasing Blood Sisters over on the Little Renegade Films youtube, we're taking this week off of the pod to share with you an OLDY BUT A GOODY (as Sm's mom would say). We love you and would get addicted to your blood any day! --- This week we watched 1995's The Addiction and it was as much fun as putting on a pair of jeans after two years in a pandemic. Like, we like these jeans, but we're also mad at them for doing this to us. We learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Vamps (2012) sure did try to be Clueless but it sure didn't have Jane Austen to bolster it up. No stakes for ep 73 of the pod. No garlic either. Lame. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

El Conde (2023) is the first vampire film we've liked IN AN ETERNITY OF TIME even though that nun was terrible at her job, we'll have a teacup of blood with Margret Thatcher any ol' night of the week. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Nightbreed (1990) is not or is or isn't or but is it a vampire film? You be the judge. All we know is that he stuck those blood covered fingers aaaaaall the way down his throat. Things We Learned: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098772/ https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) was a tumor on a tumor on a tumor of some very decent bones from a deep cut chapter of Dracula AND SOMEONE IS FURIOUS ABOUT IT. (Hint: it's not KC) Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Blacula (1972) was educational for film history and fashion for sure, but not great for the exploitation of black culture. NOTE TO LISTENERS: We bailed out of Ganja & Hess (1973) and then watched Blacula instead. We talk about both at the same time! You are patient and sweet and we thank you for your understanding in this confusing matter. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Vampir (2021) is a confusing time that we didn't hate, despite the abysmal blood score. Three cheers for weird serbian vampire villagers! Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) is about titties and the twisting of them. Truly, the masterpiece of our time. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

We watched what Kacey believes to be THE BEST Nicholas Cage film ever made. And if Renfield (2023) wasn't the best, she's never going to watch Leaving Las Vegas anyway so the point is moot. SIGH. Thing we Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

We're doing it! We're in season two baybee!!! And to kick things off, we've made a terrible mistake and watched 2003's Underworld. Thing we Learned: Later Suckers, Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

It's the season finale while we hide from the sun and film some projects! We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 5/6/7 and STILL wanted more boy butts and kisses and instead got assaults and eye contacts. BOO. But yay for season two of both Interview with the Vampire, AND Blood Suckers! Hide from the sun and we'll see you soon! We Also Learned… Daniel is Still a Fuckwad. The end. Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 3/4 and wanted more boy butts that we did not get. But we loved discussing all the differences in the book and this adaptation, including tiny red sunglasses and another tit! We Also Learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!