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This is the Blood Suckers Podcast. We make a lot of fart jokes, discuss treatment of the female character, and analyze the hell out of every vampire film we can get our fangs into. Suck it. @bloodsuckerspod

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United States

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This is the Blood Suckers Podcast. We make a lot of fart jokes, discuss treatment of the female character, and analyze the hell out of every vampire film we can get our fangs into. Suck it. @bloodsuckerspod

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 77 "Kacey Loves Anime Now"

2/12/2024
Someone smarter has written something about this somewhere, but all we know is that sexy anime with creepy tall vampire boys titillates Sarah-Marie, infuriates Kacey, and we both loved it. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:52:45

Episode 76 "Sooooooore Vam"

1/29/2024
Was this the 80's? Was this hazing accurate? Is Australia this terrible to it's LGBTQ+ Community? We're confused! Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:58:15

Episode 75 "Mythically Feral Butthole Nipple"

1/15/2024
How's your blood portall today? Lost your face? How about a broken toilet of cake during your fire drill? If none of this makes sense, WELCOME TO PERPETRATOR. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:57:30

Episode 74 "Christian Blood Stuff"

12/4/2023
Dracula 2000 (2000) has a whole loaf of milk toast choices in it. *This message sponsored by virgin (but not really) Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:56:28

RE-RELEASE! Ep 27 "Flatulent Ergo Sum"

11/13/2023
In celebration of releasing Blood Sisters over on the Little Renegade Films youtube, we're taking this week off of the pod to share with you an OLDY BUT A GOODY (as Sm's mom would say). We love you and would get addicted to your blood any day! --- This week we watched 1995's The Addiction and it was as much fun as putting on a pair of jeans after two years in a pandemic. Like, we like these jeans, but we're also mad at them for doing this to us. We learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:54:20

Episode 73 "Clueless Vampires"

11/6/2023
Vamps (2012) sure did try to be Clueless but it sure didn't have Jane Austen to bolster it up. No stakes for ep 73 of the pod. No garlic either. Lame. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:51:58

Ep 72 "Oh Humperdink!"

10/30/2023
Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:58:29

Episode 72 "Oh Humperdink!"

10/30/2023
Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:00:18

Episode 71 "Rare Books & Sexy Liver Spots"

10/23/2023
El Conde (2023) is the first vampire film we've liked IN AN ETERNITY OF TIME even though that nun was terrible at her job, we'll have a teacup of blood with Margret Thatcher any ol' night of the week. Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:43:29

Episode 70 "Blow Job My Fingers"

10/16/2023
Nightbreed (1990) is not or is or isn't or but is it a vampire film? You be the judge. All we know is that he stuck those blood covered fingers aaaaaall the way down his throat. Things We Learned: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098772/ https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:57:23

Episode 69 "They Sh*t the Bed!"

10/9/2023
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) was a tumor on a tumor on a tumor of some very decent bones from a deep cut chapter of Dracula AND SOMEONE IS FURIOUS ABOUT IT. (Hint: it's not KC) Things We Learned: https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspod Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:46:38

Episode 68 "Groovy Tunes & Mini Dresses"

10/2/2023
Blacula (1972) was educational for film history and fashion for sure, but not great for the exploitation of black culture. NOTE TO LISTENERS: We bailed out of Ganja & Hess (1973) and then watched Blacula instead. We talk about both at the same time! You are patient and sweet and we thank you for your understanding in this confusing matter. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:47:57

Episode 67 "The Folk Dance of Confusion"

9/25/2023
Vampir (2021) is a confusing time that we didn't hate, despite the abysmal blood score. Three cheers for weird serbian vampire villagers! Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:47:29

Episode 66 "Danceless Topping"

9/18/2023
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) is about titties and the twisting of them. Truly, the masterpiece of our time. Things We Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:55:08

Episode 65 "Codependant Pantsuit"

9/11/2023
We watched what Kacey believes to be THE BEST Nicholas Cage film ever made. And if Renfield (2023) wasn't the best, she's never going to watch Leaving Las Vegas anyway so the point is moot. SIGH. Thing we Learned: Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:42:19

Episode 64 "Starting with a Good Suck"

9/4/2023
We're doing it! We're in season two baybee!!! And to kick things off, we've made a terrible mistake and watched 2003's Underworld. Thing we Learned: Later Suckers, Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:47:50

Ep 63 "A Vile Hunger for Your Ham"

6/26/2023
It's the season finale while we hide from the sun and film some projects! We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 5/6/7 and STILL wanted more boy butts and kisses and instead got assaults and eye contacts. BOO. But yay for season two of both Interview with the Vampire, AND Blood Suckers! Hide from the sun and we'll see you soon! We Also Learned… Daniel is Still a Fuckwad. The end. Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:49:48

Ep 62 "Diary Abuse!"

5/22/2023
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 3/4 and wanted more boy butts that we did not get. But we loved discussing all the differences in the book and this adaptation, including tiny red sunglasses and another tit! We Also Learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:01:01:13

Ep 61 "There's a Tit"

5/15/2023
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 2 and learned to watch more than one episode at a time for the pod from now on. She's short and sweet and she'll show you her tit! And we love you, thanks for listening. We Also Learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:38:08

Ep 60 "Man Butt Sandwich"

5/8/2023
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 1 and saw man butts! MAN BUTTS AND MAN KISSES AND DREAMY EYEBALLS and we're watching the whole thing as soon as vampirically possible. Unless there's not more man butts. No more man butts and we're out. We Also Learned Support the show THE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBE Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Duration:00:53:52