The Unoffendable’s Podcast

On today's episode, Todd and James discuss a possible name change from The Unoffendable to something more appropriate to how often they've recorded episodes. Of course it's a joke, we'll always stay Unoffendable...unless there's something to get offended about like people backing into parking spots. You know, the yoosh. The boys also cover topics such as the newcomers to the GOP Presidential race. They cover the ones that matter, though, not guys like Asa Hutchinson or the other guy from South Dakota who South Dakotans don't even know. A new song has hit the airwaves that has struck a cord with a lot of Americans on both sides of the aisle and on all gender spectrums. Is this guy the great unifier? And of course, they end the show with a couple of OCDs just to end things right. We're happy as hell to be back and look forward to giving you more Unoffendable content that you love.

On today's episode, Kenny, James and Todd discuss all of the topics that were more serious than January 6th. Like, for example, what would you do if your child's toy rambled off wildly inappropriate jokes to your unsuspecting toddler? If the answer isn't 'laugh', you're doing it wrong. Due to the reliance of online shopping, many brick and mortar stores are closing and some are filing for bankruptcy. If you know your retail history, you'll know that not many stores rebound after filing for the B-word. Finally, restaurants are resorting to robots after being held hostage by the radical left to increase wages for entry-level jobs. The boys dish out another round of OCDs. How can raspberry's be anything other than Commendable? Well, give it a listen and find out. Articles From The Show: Mom Furious After Baby's Toy Makes Inappropriate Jokes | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)Macy's stores closing 2023: Liquidation sales to start in January (axios.comBed Bath & Beyond bankruptcy might be next, retailer warns (axios.com)Amazon laying off over 18,000 workers in huge tech downsizing (sfchronicle.com)Chipotle and White Castle are spending hundreds of thousands a month on ROBOTS | Daily Mail OnlineFormer NFL running back Peyton Hillis in critical condition after saving his kids from drowning: report (msn.com)

With Kenny on vacation, James breaks into the studio and records an episode with Todd. The boys discuss the Idaho murderer of four college students and his odd eating habits. A Buffalo resident saves 20+ lives by breaking into a nearby school and receives a cool nickname for his efforts. It turns out that we are not washing certain body parts right. Todd tells us that there's a white-people stereotype involving showers and baths that he doesn't connect with. James, however, does. OCDs make a triumphant return and more guy gab. Happy New Year! Articles From The Show: Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger had 'OCD eating' habits (nypost.com)Buffalo man Jay Withey known as 'Merry Christmas Jay' hailed hero for rescuing people in winter storm (nypost.com)These are the five body parts you're not washing enough (nypost.com)Man Who Spent $15,000 To Become A Dog Worried Friends Think He's 'Weird' | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

Merry Belated Christmas all. This episode comes out just slightly after the best holiday on the planet. According to Kenny, however, we have until January 6th so technically, we're still on time. If a bakery served "non-binary gingerbread people", does that make you angry? What if it was a joke? Is it funny now? People on the trans side maybe don't think so. We discuss that as well as how decorating your car may not be such a good idea. If window tinting being too dark was a reason to get pulled over, driving a mobile Christmas tree just might be as well. Consider the distraction factor before illuminating your Infinity. Was going to do lighting up your Lexus but do they still make them? We end with a Top 5 which includes the Top 5 Best Things About Christmas and the Top 5 Worst Things About Christmas. You will never guess Todd's #1 choice for Best Thing About Christmas but it makes so much sense. Enjoy the show and we hope that all of you have a happy and safe New Year! Articles From The Show: Bakery bites back after its ‘non-binary gingerbread people’ causes stir (msn.com)If You Decorate Your Car For The Holidays, You Might Get A Pricey Ticket | News Radio 610 WTVN (iheart.com)All They Want for Christmas Is to Stop That Mariah Carey Song - WSJ9 Merry Ways To Make Christmas Fun on a Budget | NasdaqTeen Learns Her Mother Was The Anonymous Cyberbully Who Harassed & Catfished Her For A Year (msn.com)

In today's episode, we highlight the return of Brittney Griner to American soil. We had one other (two, really) Americans who were detained for longer, but Joe Biden and his administration saw fit to make a trade for equity. Not in equity of severity of the criminal, but equity as justice for marginalized groups. Russian media thinks we're a joke. With this administration, The Unoffendable do too. We discuss "American Girl" and their inclusing of trans and non-binary topics in their books meant for children. Is this okay? Is this not okay? Kenny and James have a heated discussion on this topic. One of our stances might surprise you. Nantucket residents vote to make their beaches topless all in the name of equity. For the most part, topless beaches are filled with tops you'd rather not see. Maybe this changes things? Finally, we honor the life of Kirstie Alley who died at the age of 71, by "Recasting" the iconic show that she was best known for, "Cheers". Topics From The Show: Russian media brutally mocks United States for Brittney Griner (msn.com)Was Paul Whelan Punitively Discharged from the Marines? (msn.com)Conservatives Are Once Again Mad At Children's Media Acknowledging Gender After 'American Girl' Book Discusses 'Gender Expression' (msn.com)Fate Of Rams' Bobby Wagner Decided For Tackling On-Field Protester | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)Nantucket residents vote to allow topless beaches (nypost.com)Kirstie Alley Dead At 71 | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

What is up everyone? We're finally back. Nothing major, just scheduling conflicts, people getting old and tired and that's pretty much it. Was totally unexpected and we don't foresee that happening again so if you're still with us, thank you. In today's episode, we talk about NFL players going soft for Pokemon, unruly hospital charges, detransitioners are now coming out in larger numbers to recount their tales of horror and San Francisco launches a guaranteed income program for Trans People. Why, why, why? We also Recast "Alice" while ALSO giving our Top 5 TOP TV Theme Songs along with our Top 5 BOTTOM Theme Songs. Trust me, it'll make sense. And thank you, thank you, thank you for listening. We love that you love this show. NOTE: This episode will be remastered with clips from the songs. Thanksgiving week proved tough to get it done in time. San Francisco Is Launching a Guaranteed Income Program for Trans People (msn.com)Woman who detransitioned warns against minors using puberty blockers due to potential long-term effects (msn.com)‘How do they charge me for weighing my daughter on my own chest?’: Hospital charges couple $4K for skin-to-skin contact with their newborn baby (msn.com)Las Vegas Raiders Player Retires from NFL After Selling Rare Pokemon Card (msn.com)

Joe Biden gives a fiery speech that divided the entire country and pushed anyone right of center, full right by demonizing "MAGA Republicans". Hooters has several secrets within its busty walls. Some are common sense, some might be a little surprising. We get into some fun football prop bets (hypothetical scenarios) while also playing a trailer for the new horror movie, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey". We also discuss which areas of studies, students have the most regret over. This will not surprise anyone. Articles From The Show: Biden Referred to 'Extremists,' 'Insurrectionists' 9 Times in Speech (newser.com)The most-regretted (and lowest-paying) college majors (msn.com)This Isn't Your Mother's Winnie the Pooh (newser.com)9 Secrets Hooters Doesn't Want You To Know — Eat This Not That

On today's episode, Kenny regales us with a recap of the 2nd Annual BBQ contest here in Antioch. It's a small group right now, but I'm sure this lineup will get bigger every year. Despite the great odds, he still finished in an offendable position. The boys talk about Joe Biden's grab for votes which goes hand-in-hand with laziness being called something that sounds less judgey but still means the same thing. James brings up gay singers (Sam Smith, Greyson Chance, Lil Nas X) in today's OCDs which prompts a lengthy discussion on the topic of openly gay lyrics and whether or not that something that one thinks about. Articles From the Show: Biden Reveals His Plan for Canceling Student Loan Debt (newser.com)What is quiet quitting? (msn.com)Zuckerberg: FBI Caution Led to Limiting Story on Hunter Biden (newser.com)Off-campus UC Berkeley housing bans white people from common areas (nypost.com)After Input From Parents, School District Reinstates Spanking (newser.com)

Welcome to Part 2 from the August 20th show. We could have released one giant episode but figured splitting it into two was a good idea to keep the listening lean...and so you don't hate us. Who knows, maybe too much of us is a bad thing? My mom would never say that, but she also doesn't listen to the show. On this episode, we wrap up our articles with "She-Hulk: Attorney-at-Law" being anti-homeless by featuring a park bench where homeless people can't sleep. If we haven't reached peak stupidity, we're pretty close. After that, we wrap up with a nice round of OCDs and look, it's gonna get gross. Just know that going in, but we're not talking about anything that any of us has never experienced. We all have and experiencing euphoria after a bathroom session is a great, and underappreciated feeling. I won't feel bad for saying that and you'll never make me. Articles From The Show: Marvel's 'She-Hulk' bench slammed over 'Anti-homeless architecture' (nypost.com)

On today's episode, Todd, James and Deion Shaw crack wise about all of the topics you didn't know you needed to know. With Kenny out bringing fried chicken to a BBQ fight, Deion steps in nicely with his own unique perspective on things. He also makes one of my favorite candy bars, virtually un-eatable now. The boys discuss the main headline where a straight female athlete was accused of being trans for apparently dominating in her sport. The article writer thinks this is a negative outcome based on anti-trans sentiment toward people who claim to be trans. We're not so sure that's the right way to look at it. Also in the news, Monkey Pox rages on and the powers that be, er, the powers that want you to be perpetually scared of everything, seem to think that it's too late to be controlled. Are you concerned about Monkey Pox? Or do you find it just as humorous as we do? We also get into strippers trying to form a union. You go girrrrrrrl! This episode was over two hours so we just chopped it up into two episodes. Part II will be released on Monday. Articles From The Show: Invasion of cisgender Utah girl's privacy shows danger in anti-trans laws | Opinion (msn.com)'Window Of Opportunity' To Stop Monkeypox Spread May Be Closing | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)Brian Stelter Leaving CNN After Network Cancels ‘Reliable Sources’ - The New York Times (nytimes.com)Strippers bid to unionize in Los Angeles (yahoo.com)

Despite three articles in the rotation that talk about Covid, this isn't really a Covid-heavy show. James returns after a minor bout with Covid (again...not the dog) that proved to be more of a minor inconvenience than anything. Todd is live and in-person, visiting family for the summer. Great to have a live, three-person session. The news of Vince McMahon's exit from WWE sees the boys reminisce about favorite matches, wrestlers, etc... Finally, researchers discover a 'carving' on the moon that resembles a lizard or dinosaur or something. Articles From The Show: Dog Owner Slammed For 'Insensitive' And 'Offensive' Name She Gave Her Pet | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)Vince McMahon Forfeited WWE Stock Following Retirement | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)2 New Studies Suggest What Likely Started COVID-19 Pandemic | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)How a new chewing gum could ‘trap’ COVID-19, reduce spread: study (nypost.com)House passes assault weapons ban that’s doomed in the Senate (nbcnews.com)Disturbing Reptile Carving Discovered On The Moon | WBZ NewsRadio 1030 (iheart.com)

Happy Unoffendable Monday to all. We're back for another week of discussing some of the news you didn't think you needed to know...and probably wished you didn't know after we told you. On today's episode, James is sick, but his non-Covid cough will not deter him. What. A. Man. Plus, Kenny wasn't afraid of no cough and hasn't been sick since, so it's all good. Gavin Newsom proposes for California to make its own insulin. Sounds like a good idea on paper, but as we know, whenever government has that much control, bad things are bound to happen. And since Newsom is a bad Governor, well.... Articles From The Show: Emmett Till Family Not Backing Down From Calls for Arrest (newser.com)California Will Start Making Its Own Insulin (newser.com)NFL Exec Reveals New Scheme To Ruin Football For Fans | The Daily WireActor James Caan, Star Of ‘Godfather,’ ‘Elf,’ Dies At 82 | The Daily WireJuly 4th Parade Shooter's Father Wants A 'Long' Prison Sentence For His Son | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

On today's episode, Kenny, James and Todd discuss the two landmark Supreme Court rulings that allowed for gun owners to sign up for concealed carry permits and Roe vs. Wade has been repealed, allowing the individual states to decide what to do on the abortion issue. We all are good with the gun issue. Surprisingly and a testament to our show, we do not all agree on the abortion issue but we have a discussion like grown ups. In a segment that one might call cruel and juvenile, the three take a stab at creating the "Homeless Olympics" and what that might look like, if held out here in scenic Antioch, California. Before one gets their feelings hurt, just know that our pal Kenny, has a unique relationship with these "scourges of society" and are often found/caught vandalizing his property. The city won't do a thing about the problem and if this is the worst thing that happens to them, great. Thank you so much for listening to the show. We love that you come back every week to listen and it would mean the world to us if you shared us with a friend. Articles From The Show: Supreme Court abortion ruling touches off second day of raucous protests nationwide (nbcnews.com)Abortion Statistics | ALLFacts About Abortion: U.S. Abortion Statistics (abort73.com)R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison after NY sex trafficking conviction (msn.com)‘A nightmare’: Family living without a roof after theirs was removed by a contractor they never hired - YakTriNews.com

Last week's very special Father's Day episode was put on delay due to technical difficulties as well as James on hiatus for some soccer duties in beautiful Oceanside, California. We go around with our usual batch of articles before getting really serious-like and identifying each of our Top 5 TV Dads. There are going to be some that you 100% agree with and then there are some under-the-radar #1s. I guarantee you don't guess who they are. Finally, we have a great round of "Re-Casting" as the guys give "Full House" a once-over. Todd has the most entertaining new cast and we made a butchering of a new poster to highlight his selections. We know you're going to like this episode. Articles From The Show: Russian soldiers stole cherries from Ukrainian farmers and got poisoned, mayor says (yahoo.com)California Gavin Newsom Announces “I Just Joined Trump’s Truth Social” – DeadlineWreck That May Have Inspired The Goonies Is Found (newser.com)Inmates Save Guard From Attack (newser.com)Baseball player who inspired ‘A League of Their Own’ publicly comes out at 95 (msn.com)

In today's Kenny-less episode, James and Todd break down the news you didn't know you needed to know and they kick things off with Washington Commanders defensive coordinator, Jack Del Rio, who was fined for saying the BLM riots in 2020 were bad but January 6th was just a "dust up". Why is it not possible to compare the two? Or to even raise the question? A woman acquired an STD after having sex in a car and GEICO may be on the hook for $5.2 million. I'll take those herpes any day. And a sexist joke is too much for one Washington Post reporter and her inability to laugh has seen her lose her job. Nice to see justice served. Articles From The Show: NAACP President calls for the firing of Commanders coach over Jan 6 remarks | The HillA woman got an STD in a car. Now Geico may have to pay her $5.2 million. - CBS News2 people rescued after getting stuck in chocolate tank at M&M’s factory - syracuse.comSexist Joke Leads to Staff Turmoil at Washington Post (newser.com)Washington Post Reporter Who Called Out Sexist Tweet Fired (newser.com)Boxer Hospitalized After Punching Invisible Man | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)Boxer Simiso Buthelezi, Hospitalized For Scary In-Ring Incident, Dead At 24 | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

A great time was had by all in Kenny's backyard as it was getting prepped for his 50th birthday bash to be had later in the evening. Todd, visiting family locally, made it a point to stop by and visit his longtime friend and to make a live appearance on the show. We were also graced with the presences...presence-i of Mike Burkholder and friend of the show, or at least friend of the people on the show, Allan Cantando. There was a rundown given but with drinks that had already been drunk and the motley crew on the microphones, not much was adhered to. Those are always the best shows, though, and this one is no different. We started off with a softball topic like gun control and the rest went where the rest went. We were alerted to the fact that the great state of Texas has a law that prevents ownership of more than six dildos, so James, with time on his hands, pens a letter to Ted Cruz to see about having them change the law or else he wouldn't be able to move there. Finally, we finish off with a round of OCDs and find out who the person was who was on their phone for most of "Top Gun 2: Maverick". Articles From The Show: SF Mayor London Breed Proposes $6.5 Million Program to End Transgender Homelessness - California GlobeOne-third of Americans admit no life plans after graduating (nypost.com)Justin Trudeau introduces strict gun control on handguns in Canada (axios.com)I make $5K a day selling my boob sweat in jars (nypost.com) OCDs:

With James out of the studio, Kenny and Todd take on a couple of topics but then proceed to do what they do best: crack-wise. They take on the Uvalde shooting and how we can possibly fix these situations. Then they naturally transition into "Top Gun 2: Maverick" and Amish breasts. Claiming some kind of injustice, Gabe Kapler stays in the locker room for the National Anthem. Offendable, Commendable or Defendable?

In today’s episode, we discuss the horrific events in Buffalo. Racist signs re-appear over water fountains which harken back to a time when America was really racist. Are you in Facebook jail? We found a good way to get out…just prepare to get nekkid. And finally, our favorite perverted Russian bodybuilder is back in the news. Articles From The Show: Buffalo shooting: What we know so far : NPRSigns Over Water Fountains at High School: 'My Heart Dropped' (newser.com)Invasive jumping worms are in California, scientists are worried (kcra.com) OnlyFans star claims she had sex with Meta workers over Instagram ban (nypost.com) OnlyFans star claims she had sex with Meta workers over Instagram ban (nypost.com)Man who married sex doll 'likes their smell of silicone' - Daily Star

Great news! On today's episode, fan favorite, Deion Shaw makes a return to Studio K2GC. Even better news! It's not going to be another year until we hear him again. You'll hear him on several other episodes of The Unoffendable and will eventually be coming out with his own show. Stay tuned as more details come out. We chat about the important topic that has swept the country. No, not monkeypox. Roe v. Wade. Abortion. And here's a shocker, none of us really agrees with the other but we're able to have a civil discussion, nonetheless. Netflix has come under fire lately, as well, because their woke programming and leftist ideology turned out to be not so good for their bottom line. As a result, they gave some sound advice that should've been delivered a long time ago. Mid-way through, Spike Cohen calls so we break for that, but the rest of it is The Unoffendable banter you know and (hopefully) love. Articles From The Show: Roe v. Wade: Key vote to protect access to abortion fails in the Senate | CNN PoliticsNetflix Fires Major Warning Shot At Its Woke Employees With New ‘Culture Memo’ | The Daily WireMarvel fans lose it after discovering forgotten Spider-Man villain named Joe Biden (msn.com)

On today's episode, we sit down with Spike Cohen to have a conversation about his journey from web designer to being nominated as the Vice Presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party in 2020. In a world where so many people wish that there was something other than a two-party system, Spike is out there putting in the work to let people know what his party stands for. We had a proper-ish intro but the audio quality on Todd's mic was pretty awful. Spike threw out the Zoom option, we ran with it and it worked well. While the first part of this interview is a little choppy, I think you'll agree that by the end of the interview, it was clear that everything settled in juuuuuuuust fine. You'll also notice that Kenny is absent from the interview, but we replaced him with former guest, Deion Shaw, who brings his own unique perspective to the conversation. All of us truly hope that this isn't the last time he's on the show and we look forward to getting more into the weeds on some of the things that Mr. Cohen wants to go to bat for. Unoffendable out!