The Royal Dump

Jeremy and Sam give out some presents, write letters to Santa, and discuss Year 2. A reminder that our intro/outro is NOT Auld Lang Syne.

It's the Suite Life with Jeremy and Sam, as they discuss the last three Charlotte FC matches - LAFC, Orlando, and Nashville. They look at the next run of fixtures and start to build for next season with their Power Five. As always, new formation names are created.

Jeremy and Sam are joined by Will to complain about being old and playing soccer (The illustrious Queen City Cup), but more importantly LEAGUES CUP BABYYYYY! That's right, the Leagues Cup, aka The New New, is a great tournament and we were idiots to doubt it. Kahlina (QC Royals Player of the Year 2022), receives a lot of praise, as always. If you're still reading this, we're proud of you. Real proud.

Jeremy and Sam are back to talk about ties! Concerned Cop and Not-Concerned Cop are back, and a unique Power 5. If you haven't donated to the Charlotte Prideraiser for TimeOut Youth, we need you! https://www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/qc-royals-qc-royals-prideraiser-2023-OAeB6ndyA3rQ/

Hello! We're back after our hiatus, which we definitely don't make excuses for! Alex joins us to do our Headers or Volleys on the last ten matches. We talk briefly about a player that will join the worst team in the league and, of course, go through our Power 5.

Vaughnstradamus joins Jeremy and Sam to talk us through the Toronto away and RSL away performances. Vaughnstrosity comes for the Dump Crown, gives his unique Power 5, and the gang plays Hide and Go Tweet with Bad Twitter Takes. Things aren't as bad as they could be...?

Heidi joins Jeremy and Sam to talk about Orlando away and NYRB at home. Heidi gives her Power5 and talks about how well she would do at center back.

Jeremy, Sam, and Mike try to stay positive! Return of the Concerned Cop, Unconcerned Cop segment, a very difficult PowerDump 5, and a new game featuring Christina!

Lee, Jeremy, and Sam talk through the positives and negatives of the Home Opener. Lee tries Hop2O for the first time (zero sugar, zero calories, zero alcohol!). The return of regular Power5 rankings is back! This podcast is not brought to you by Weather Drones or PheroDrones.

Jeremy and Sam are joined by kit creator, tye-dier, and customizer The Soccer Goose (@TheSoccerGoose) to talk about this season's new kits! Preseason against Charleston, predicted lineups, and other things about the club are discussed. Consider donating to the Anton Walkes Family Fund here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/anton-walkes

Everyone's favorite Dump is back! Jeremy and Sam talk about a wheel, a dad, some hotties, and answer stolen questions. Did you want some intro and outro music? GOOD NEWS! You're gonna get it.

Sam and Jeremy do the wrap-up show, just, like, a little late (Royals Style, BABYYYY). Highlights from the season, 2023 CLTFC XI's, US Roster discussion, the inevitable chat about the World Cup, and Expansion Draft stuff are also discussed. We're still waiting to see if this thing gets picked up for Season 2.

Sam and Jeremy talk about four (!) matches including *that* Chicago win. Some World Cup kits are really good; some kits are not. #LattanzIn, not #LattanziOut, which is admittedly a better hashtag.

Jeremy, Sam, and Ashley chat about the past three fixtures aka the Ugly, the Good, and the Bad. Ashley brings "facts" onto the pod, and we still feel weird about it.

Jeremy and Sam speak about the great DC match and not-so-great Chicago match. It's a rollercoaster... or more like a Dropzone kinda ride. There's also a new show coming to CBS this Fall and we're not looking forward to the next two matches. Eek.

Jeremy and Sam speak about an up-and-down couple of matches. NO ONE WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POD. Are we cursed away from home? Surely not.

In Sam's absence Jeremy and Vaughn discuss Houston, Nashville, and other things.

Jeremy, Sam, and Lucy discuss recent fixtures, performances, and more buzz around Charlotte FC.

Jeremy and Sam sit down to discuss the Red Bulls win and the Columbus away draw, new interim head coach, Christian Lattanzio, and try to speak with Andre Shinyashiki. A link to our Prideraiser!

Jeremy and Sam sit down and discuss the week in Charlotte FC news, the last match, the eMARgency of the week, stadium culture, and try to speak with Christian Fuchs.